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13583503 No.13583503 [Reply] [Original]

You have a time machine, you go back in 2008.

You know in 31 October of 2008 someone named Satoshi Nakamoto will relase "Bitcoin P2P e-cash paper" in metzdowd Mailing.
And in 3 January 2009 Genesis Block, what would you do?


The more I think about it, the more I realize, you will turn out to be Satoshi Nakamoto, you know how Bitcoin will be in the future, why wait for Satoshi Nakamoto if you can be him? you know why he act anonymously from the beginning without leaving a trace.

>> No.13583604

ITT: thought processes responsible for one not making it

>> No.13583614

>>13583503
ITT retard

>> No.13583617

>>13583503
I'd immediately kill myself blissfully as a child

>> No.13583634

>>13583503

I'd steer clear because BTC is a scam.

If I bought early, I'm sure there would be no Bitcoin today, I would get JUSTed from $0.10 to $0.00 and the project would fail

>> No.13583664

>>13583604
>>13583614
ITT?
Information Technology Technician, International Travel and Tourism, International Thief Thief, It Takes Time, ITT Insulin Tolerance Test, Isotopic Tracer Technology?

>> No.13583689

>>13583664
ITT OP is a newfag pajeet that can't into english.

>> No.13583705

>>13583634
The Bogs would know you went back in time and crash it to $0

>> No.13583712
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13583712

>>13583503
>If you could go back in time, then you would be Satoshi Nakamoto

>> No.13583738

>>13583664
Return to reddit moron

>> No.13583751
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13583751

Minister You, Satoshi

>> No.13583768

>>13583664
ITT - Indian Time Traveller

>> No.13583888

>>13583738
is reddit like 4chan? like a social media?

>> No.13583926

>>13583888
Don't pretend like you don't know. Just go back

>> No.13583935

>>13583926
go back where I dont get it?

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13584719

>>13583617
Based time travel

>> No.13584796

>>13583503
ok here's the crypto whitepill. CSW is a time traveller from the future like John Titor. He came from a timeline where bitcoin, created by anonymous satoshi nakamoto, was the global money and was the cause of the singularity. Bitcoin-powered artificial intelligence invented warp drive, teleporters, time travel and more, all powered by bitcoin's timechain functionality. CSW traveled back in time so he could become Satoshi in his own timeline. When you use the timechain to travel to the past, you basically create a checkpoint in time and start a new timeline fork from there. Craig created the Clown World timeline and went to work inventing bitcoin from scratch.