/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.13576830]

GPRO EARNINGS TODAY
MISS MISS MISS MISS

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

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>>13574941

[Anonymous No.13576852]

First again

[Anonymous No.13576856]

Please don’t rupture my last testicle, Verastem.

[Anonymous No.13576864]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

cheapies edition

also, Trump just tweeted about drug prices so, do with that what you will

[Anonymous No.13576873]

IRAs

RISE UP

[Anonymous No.13576885]

>>13576864
What he say desu ka

[Anonymous No.13576902]

>>13576864
Also kamsahamnida! U r my fren divbro

[Anonymous No.13576904]

>>13576864
ilu

[Anonymous No.13576916]

ALL IN INUV

NO FEAR

[Anonymous No.13576922]

>>13576747
Up 7% today. Loving this week, so easy to ride the waves

[Anonymous No.13576925]

>THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13576930]

>GPRO

[Anonymous No.13576935]

>no anime in OP
Fuck off OP.

[Anonymous No.13576936]

any good pennystocks for tomorrow bros?

[Anonymous No.13576937]

>>13576885
What he say is?

What the fuck does that mean?

[Anonymous No.13576951]

>>13576930
WOOT
ME RICH
but also weird because dont think they missed O_O

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13576962]

>>13576951
they are still -.07 compared to estimates of -.09..

[Anonymous No.13576963]

>>13576937
Desu desu

[Anonymous No.13576969]

>>13576935
me....will... KILL YOU

[Anonymous No.13576975]

>>13576856
I just lost so much money. GreenDot and Verastem. Holy fuckkng shit this is incredible.

This is the worst week of my financial life.

I am no longer a man. I am scum.

[Anonymous No.13576978]

>>13576975
U r man mang.

[Anonymous No.13576985]

https://last10k.com/sec-filings/dffn/0001437749-19-009285.htm?utm_source=stocktwits&utm_medium=forum&utm_campaign=10KQ2040F&utm_term=dffn#link_fullReport

How do I read this shit?

[Anonymous No.13576990]

>>13576975
The jews have come for your balls.

[Anonymous No.13576994]

Exciting day today boys. Tomorrow will be even more interesting

[Anonymous No.13576999]

>>13576985

[Anonymous No.13577010]

>>13576962
they did good and had really good guidance
should be $7 by tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13577025]

Chinese exports that have left port will be exempt from the tarrifs giving a 3-4 week window to reach a deal. This is the actual plan. The market will sink until the first of June. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.13577029]

FUCK WHY IS Z SOARING HOUSING MARKET IS CRASHING NO ONE IS BUYING HOMES OR USING YOUR SHITTY SERVICE YOU FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.13577038]

>>13577010
6.99 then drop to 0

[Anonymous No.13577043]

>>13576990
I want RKG to be the one to finish them off.

>>13577010
How much bb? I sold too low but not at the bottom. I can still buy some BTC.

[Anonymous No.13577059]

>>13577025
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I just bought into shit! My capital for trading is low low low! Y u no say earlier?!

[Anonymous No.13577062]

Hi anon! Sorry you missed chilis, but welcome to McDonald's! How'd you do today?

I am hitting green after hours, but closed red because plug decided to plug my ass hole up instead

[Anonymous No.13577064]

[Anonymous No.13577069]

>>13576975
I'm sorry to hear that man. Don't get down too much though.

[Anonymous No.13577077]

>>13577064
> "We can do both, we can work on the here and now, and we can get started on the long-range problems. A very fundamental long-range problem is that we will run out of energy on Earth. This is just arithmetic. It will happen."

[Anonymous No.13577079]

>>13577069
And by down I mean down in spirits.

[Anonymous No.13577097]

For subject goods entered for consumption, or withdrawn from warehouse for consumption, on or after 12:01 a.m. eastern standard time on May 10, 2019, and exported to the United States before May 10, 2019, the 10 percent duty rate will still apply. CBP is working with USTR on additional guidance on the entry filing requirements for these imports.

https://csms.cbp.gov/viewmssg.asp?Recid=24227&page=&srch_argv=301&srchtype=&btype=&sortby=&sby=

[Anonymous No.13577101]

>>13577059
I just learned it anon. The deal was never meant to happen today

>US to exempt Chinese goods in transit from potential tariff increase
https://amp.ft.com/content/80e74e22-71de-11e9-bf5c-6eeb837566c5

[Anonymous No.13577103]

>>13577069
I just erased every good financial move I’ve made in the last year, during the insane bull run. During the DIS dips before the investor meetings. During the times when people doubted Tim apple, and then when I correctly sold before this weekend’s trump tweet. I think I’m in the real blood red, after doing so much right. And now everything in my lifeblood seems to be going bad at the same time.

But I really appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.13577111]

>>13577038
unironically believe this
me 50k short order @ 6.99

[Anonymous No.13577112]

>>13577097
In the meantime, for goods entered on or after May 10, 2019, importers can pay the 25 percent duty and file a Post Summary Correction when filing instructions are available for the 10 percent duty. Alternatively, importers can delay filing their entry summary within the standard ten-day entry summary filing period until additional filing instructions are available for the 10 percent duty.

>>13577101
> ft
its on CBP website anon >>13577097

[Anonymous No.13577121]

how long until blumpf raises the tariffs?

[Anonymous No.13577122]

>>13577043
Newfag here, keep seeing RKG what is it?

Also have 1k to invest, what should I buy/short?

[Anonymous No.13577136]

>>13577103
Try to have a short memory on this one. Trust the many things you've done right over a freakshow hit and run like today.

[Anonymous No.13577137]

>>13577112
Sorry i couldn't find the original article i read it from but thanks. Its official though a 3 week soft window.

[Anonymous No.13577139]

>>13576856
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.13577163]

Follow weekly candles to see when the bleeding has stopped

[Anonymous No.13577166]

Lots of insider buys just went public on LCI.

[Anonymous No.13577179]

>>13577122
RKG legendary trader who makes invincible trades
she the best there every were in /smg/

[Anonymous No.13577193]

>>13577166
Wait what? Fuck. Does this mean people are gonna want to buy in, or are us LCIfags fucked?

[Anonymous No.13577206]

>>13577179
SQQQ moons tomorrow. Triple leverage inverse nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.13577217]

If I buy one SPY call, sell it, and buy a separate SPY calls, is that a day trade?

[Anonymous No.13577221]

>>13577193
There was a little insider selling too but lopsidedly bought. It's a bullish sign. Insiders think it's undervalued. If they are fudging their numbers like the shorts say that makes little sense.

[Anonymous No.13577230]

COME ON DONALD LET'S HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS ON CHINA

[Anonymous No.13577233]

>>13577221
Danke mein fren

[Anonymous No.13577242]

>>13577206
uhhh O_O

>>13577217
no thats two day trades

[Anonymous No.13577256]

>>13577179
only in the inverted world

[Anonymous No.13577258]

>>13577242
>_< bastards
They want me to stay poor

[Anonymous No.13577313]

>>13577122
>it
Trans, mentally ill(other mental illnesses than simply trans I should say), compulsive liar and a mediocre stock trader. When it's doing well the posts are every third post with fake baby like grammar. It used to be a trip (RetardedKneepadGirl) but got tired of everyone filtering it.

[Anonymous No.13577328]

>>13577206
But why would Nasdaq tank tomorrow? We already know the tariffs start tomorrow. Shouldn't that be priced in already?

[Anonymous No.13577414]

>>13577233
Might also signal they think the probe/lawsuit is bullshit and will yield nothing. I'm pretty happy with this desu.

[Anonymous No.13577424]

>>13577328
No. The market hopes that Trump will pull a big jk no tariffs tweet after dinner tonight.

If he doesn’t call off the tariffs everything goes blood red, red as he devils dick.

[Anonymous No.13577458]

>>13577414
Must sell Ford to purchase more LCI. I've got 15% unrealized profit on Ford, but was holding for divvies. But LCI, big if true.

[Anonymous No.13577462]

>>13577424
>No. The market hopes that Trump will pull a big jk no tariffs tweet after dinner tonight.

Why the fuck would he do that? Given how the Chinks hollowed out the trade deal, there isn't going to be a trade deal anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.13577485]

>>13577462
Why would he do that? Because the market will have a massive sell off tomorrow if he doesn’t call it off, that’s why. But China will bleed more by far so I think he should keep the tariffs on.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13577495]

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1126592677129084929

Does /smg/ support manipulations with dongs?

[Anonymous No.13577517]

>>13577458
If my company had earnings that both beat and guided up, and then sold from 9 down to 6, and I knew the response was irrational I would buy the shit out of the shares of my own company too.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13577539]

>>13577517
this is tempting

[Anonymous No.13577550]

superpower by 2020 flexing hard

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13577551]

>>13577485
I think he should come out and tweet something about how LCI's drugs are making guys impotent.

[Anonymous No.13577559]

>>13577495
biological female vietcong thots can manipulate my dong if u know what I mean

[Anonymous No.13577562]

I am up 25% from a year ago, but if I would have kept my money in my company ESPP I would be up 55% and pay long term cap gains. Fml.

[Anonymous No.13577620]

>>13577551
Idk everything I'm reading about LCI is making my dick hard.

[Anonymous No.13577633]

>Posted in last thread after it got bogged
Hey /smg/ I'm a newfag who’s interested in investing in the stock market to supplement my income in the near future for the long term, I've read up on terminology, read financial news, know how businesses operate (started a garage with my dad and making a tidy profit), and have decided on a broker. I would like any advice that you guys have to offer and one question, how much do I actually need say, a stocks and share ISA?

[Anonymous No.13577636]

Re balanced my portfolio today. The market handed me a gift in the form of AMRN taking a dip so I took advantage. Reduced my T position and rolled the profits from that into more AMRN. Also bought a few shares of PINS.

I still have full faith in T and his Divvy. But when opportunity knocks you need to bag it while you can. AMRN is a proven thing. The only thing holding it back is the FDA; dragging it's ass on the approval. AMRN will fetch $50 a share. A buyout (you know one will happen) will see that hit $100 per.

With my shares I'll make 10k profit. Half (5k) will go right back into my bank account. The other half (5k) will go to buying more T and his Divvy. Thus I will pay myself back almost my entire brokerage amount. Whatever profit I make from my other positions from that point on will be "free money"

Then if PINS makes it and they get the attention of say Google/Amazon/FB/etc a buyout from that will be nice and sweet.

T's stock will be dragging at it's current range for a long while yet. So I have time to allow AMRN to grow and get bought.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13577638]

>>13577559
nope that's illegal, viets aren't allowed to manipulate your dong

[Anonymous No.13577652]

>>13577166
>>13577193
I fucking hate you LCIfags but basically insider buys are USUALLY good. It means someone that works at some high point within the company purchased shares recently (and they usually do so because they're bullish on the buy price and future outlook of the company, especially given their knowledge on what the company could actually hold in the near future, from the inside).

They have to file a form with the SEC that declares when, how much, and what price the shares were bought at, and the filing is made public.

[Anonymous No.13577661]

GPRO HIT $7 !!!!

YAYAYAY
OFFICIALLY SECOND PLACE
ONLY REASON AM HAPPY ABOUT THIS IS BECAUSE AFTER HOURS ORDER DIDNT HIT FOR SOME REASON

YAYAYYA

[Anonymous No.13577663]

>>13577424
there is no better reason to buy stocks than after they go down for some arbitrary reason

[Anonymous No.13577684]

>>13577636
I do this every 6 months and try to find a low vix so i dont get screwed. Sell everything, reassess my bond vs equity. Try to gain insight on sector risks and weigh the political atmosphere. I am a firm believer in periodically purging my portfolio and relearning the market and economic atmosphere. You really need to put the time in boyos. It's not actually free money.

[Anonymous No.13577685]

>>13577652
Shares were bought today and yesterday.

[Anonymous No.13577690]

>>13577550
How do I gain exposure to the internal plumbing sector?

[Anonymous No.13577724]

GPRO STOP MOONING

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13577734]

7hrs till tariffs?

[Anonymous No.13577737]

>>13577652
Thank you for that mr.cfo

[Anonymous No.13577765]

GPRO ORIFICALLY > THAN LCI AGAIN

[Anonymous No.13577814]

>>13577765
gproguy predicted this. LCI hits 5 soon

[Anonymous No.13577821]

>>13577495
lewd

[Anonymous No.13577839]

>>13577633
>how much do I actually need say, a stocks and share ISA?

Can you rephrase this question? I'm not sure what you're asking there.

[Anonymous No.13577843]

Who will buy Uber at day 1?

[Anonymous No.13577852]

>>13577843

Oh no. I learned my lesson about that kind of thing last year. No day 1 IPO buying.

[Anonymous No.13577866]

>>13577843
>the day when China trade falls through
Good buy if no deal, Bad buy if deal struck. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.13577880]

>>13577843
I hope to god this fucker breaks down the market like lyft and facebork

I hate myself and want to die, but nowhere to go buy up, right?

Uvxy is my Last hope. Time to start living in my car and showering at the gym.

[Anonymous No.13577920]

>>13577880
>Uvxy is my Last hope
jeeeeez dude not now ! VIX is already high
UVXY is like 46/54 chance right now, not something to put your hopes in

good luck good luck

[Anonymous No.13577922]

>>13577636
Another option is to wait till tax refund time next year and use that to buy a big block of T in one transaction. It's money that I won't need for anything and it won't hurt my yearly budget any.

Long as I don't get greedy and blow past 10k things will balance out. I'll make it all back once AMRN hits.

[Anonymous No.13577923]

>trump only looks DJIA
>never heard of S&P
Fucking boomers I swear

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13577938]

>>13577852
I was successfully shorting since frist available euro option but with Uber idk, Ill let this one ride

[Anonymous No.13577945]

Made a minibet, TZA limit for $9.35. I hope I make a couple cents.

[Anonymous No.13577991]

>>13577923
>not being a top 30 company
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.13578004]

>>13577661
fine
you get one wish

[Anonymous No.13578006]

>>13577920
Thanks fren. I erased something like 3% of my net worth this week.

And I may have just knocked myself from a b+ to a d in one of my last prerequisite courses for my certification program.

Trading is really fucking me over right now.

[Anonymous No.13578019]

>>13576830
It all crashes tonight boys. 800 point drop tomorrow. How prepared are you?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13578031]

>>13577103
How much are you down anon?

[Anonymous No.13578036]

>>13578019

Nah.,

[Anonymous No.13578111]

>>13578019
Yay more cheep cheeps

[Anonymous No.13578134]

>>13577923
Nothing new on his shitter, where's he talking?

[Anonymous No.13578155]

>>13577923
Nothing new on his shitter, where's he talking?
>>13578019
That would be epic but not gonna happen wouldn't be surprised if it's one of those days where the Dow opens 400 below and gradually makes it's way up to about 100 below before close

[Anonymous No.13578160]

>>13578006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NxtL-oLm4

Hey you'll be alright
Maybe
Probably
Like you'll always be the same person you are, with all the limitations that implies, but at least you're not some kind of retard or cripple right

[Anonymous No.13578266]

>>13578004
want good health back ;_;

[Anonymous No.13578291]

>>13576830
Can I have the google drive with the books please

[Anonymous No.13578354]

>>13578291
Internet

[Anonymous No.13578363]

>>13578266
Lol no

[Anonymous No.13578402]

>>13577661
Selling GPRO to buy KHC was a YUUUGE mistake. I bought a bunch at 5.15 and sold them all for 6.20. At least KHC seems to be holding at support, and I get dividends. I'm sorry, GPRO.

[Anonymous No.13578415]

>>13576747
Dingdingdingbro, some people have claimed that you are also Lunchbro. How would you respond to such speculation?

[Anonymous No.13578417]

>>13578363
GIVE ME

[Anonymous No.13578462]

>>13578402
kek it was good try
am about cut losses on KHC desu desupai
dont like how it not recovery in slightest

GPRO look like finally gonna make attempts @ breaking $10 this year
this point will take another October style crash for bring GPRO back down sub $6

[Anonymous No.13578484]

>>13578462
SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.13578500]

>>13577839
Savings account for returns on investments + dividends with tax free up to a certain amount of profit (might just be a British thing though)

[Anonymous No.13578587]

>>13578484
bag holder cope -_-
KHC going to $25

[Anonymous No.13578598]

>>13578500

So you want to know how much money to put in then? Start off putting in maybe 50-70% of whatever amount you'd like to dedicate to investing, then use the remaining cash to add to your positions on dips over the course of the year. Because the markets are at a tipping point right now, I don't recommend going in too heavily -percentage wise- right this instant as there could, maybe, possibly, depending, be a sell off coming tomorrow that could lead to a short term trend reversal to the downside.

[Anonymous No.13578653]

Uber tomorrow at 45. How will this move Lyft?

[Anonymous No.13578799]

>>13578598
Thanks for the advice anon

[Anonymous No.13578808]

>>13578653
Both are terrible

[Anonymous No.13578818]

>>13578587
30 floor
Impenetrable gundanium support
Road to $50 is paved with divvvvvvvies

[Anonymous No.13578838]

TRXC noooooo

[Anonymous No.13578893]

>>13578266
thats...selfish, you could have asked for the golden bull

[Anonymous No.13578898]

>>13578808
No arguments there. But how does the short term action look? Wondering if I should've sold my puts yesterday

[Anonymous No.13578928]

>>13578893
why would me wish for something that already haveining

>>13578818
even god has abandoned KHC
only floor... am hell

[Anonymous No.13578975]

so when will blump raise tariffs? I'm bored

[Anonymous No.13579002]

heckies goin on with futures? they just blew past normal ATR

[Anonymous No.13579031]

>>13579002
MMs always pump futures to get dumb money to buy on open. In a bear market buy the close and sell the open, in a bull market buy the open and sell the close.

[Anonymous No.13579051]

>>13579002
ROR!

[Anonymous No.13579079]

Do not click image, v. Cursed.

EASY COME EASY GO!
Turns out I make good medium-long turn decisions, and bad short term decisions. I think I should limit checking the market to a couple times each week.

Just writing that makes me realize how addicted I am. Once per hour is more likely.

>>13578266
Who else do you follow on pixiv?

Want know RKG top ranking: guro, amputee, vore, Yuri, furry, femdom, yuri-dom, insect, doremi, female genital mutilation, male genital mutilation, big titties, big benis, dfc, being rude to people on the internet, being nice to people on the internet, strangulation.

For me? It’s cheapies.

[Anonymous No.13579110]

>>13578928
KHC redemption
When he is most doubted, he shows his true nature
The strongest of all the food stocks
Only true foodchads can sense the powerful aura

Hmmm... yes... at last I see.... growth AND value...

[Anonymous No.13579158]

>>13576885
He's said he secured free drugs to allow fags to have unprotected sex without worrying about the consequences

[Anonymous No.13579193]

>>13577230
China is gonna stall everything until after the elections.

[Anonymous No.13579208]

>>13579193
That's why he has to push the button.

The market will crash, Trump will use QE4 to rip it back up, and will look like a hero.

[Anonymous No.13579222]

>>13579193
They're gonna try
But anyone who ever dealt with a Chinese person in their life knows this
Their deceitful nature is no secret
Crash it
Destroy the Chinese economy

[Anonymous No.13579236]

>>13579193

Stall is okay for the market. Main thing I don't want to see before opening is a tweet from Trump saying 25% tariff and he's upset about China being difficult. Trade deal would be best even if it's kinda iffy. Another delay on the hike would be okay. If hike confirm comes through this evening or tomorrow morning, I'll pull out of long index positions for a bit to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.13579238]

>>13578155
I will tell you what is going to happen in tonights meeting no uncertain terms.
>Trump addresses backtracking
>China addresses backtracking
>Trump offers small concession, asks for huge concession, sites bullshit numbers
>China rejects initial offer, offers actual numbers
>Trump rages, storms away from dinner, tweets about 2 faced Chinese conmen and dow ens tommorrow -400
Fast forward 2 weeks
>Trump calls xinping agrees to larger concession, hails himself hero and markets jump 700 points.
Absolutely zero percent chance of a deal tonight, Trump has way too much leverage with the strong economy and has to spend some of it in order to get the best deal.

[Anonymous No.13579340]

>>13579158
Whoever wrote this should be fired, looks nothing like a trump shitpost. It’s repulsive. Look at all that proper punctuation and correct capitalizations! This is shit.

>>13579238
This guy is good. This is more or less why I bought uvxy.

My concern is that PPT and Kudlow and infostructure spending bill, Schumer support, etc will all ensure the Dow DOESNT drop. All orchestrated so tariff man don’t look like dummy. Don’t know what trump promised Schumer but it’s gonna be something good. Maybe get a statement from some Fed small fry too.

Xi is willing to hurt his people, trump might even be willing to let the Dow drop and recover to look like a real hero. Big kek if he issues another “buy the dip” statement like in December.

[TheVirginTrader !!fQIKm7mzeIF No.13579343]

LCI $5 puts

[Anonymous No.13579344]

>>13579208
I agree, get your cheapies while the getting is good.

[Anonymous No.13579388]

Politicos are willing to hurt their people always.

Remember when Paul, McConnell’ etc. obstructionism got the credit rating of the entire US lowered just because they didn’t want predident Blackman getting any wins?

What they even get out of that?

[Anonymous No.13579496]

>>13577843
Short that shit the second it hits the market.
Ride share apps run at a deficit and a huge one. They're running out of the initial investor cash.

[TheVirginTrader !!fQIKm7mzeIF No.13579514]

>>13579496

This. The whole business model is unsustainable, not to mention self driving cars

[Anonymous No.13579542]

>>13579110
Thinking about putting an iron condor out there on KHC before earnings
Anyone know what kind of profit I’m looking at here? I’ve never done a spread but have done options cause 36$ doesn’t sound worth it...

[Anonymous No.13579549]

Futures are being optimistic. Looks like the 50 day sma on the S&P is the line bulls are trying to defend for now. Will be looking at the 200 sma as strength test in case of bad news sell off tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.13579555]

>>13579388
kill yourself, weirdo

[Anonymous No.13579575]

WHEN DO WE FIND OUT IF TRUMP WILL INCREASE THE TARIFFS OR NOT

[Anonymous No.13579588]

>>13579575

Some time before midnight EST probably.

[Anonymous No.13579603]

>>13579575
Oh, you'll know alright

Market open will tell you BIG TIME

[Anonymous No.13579605]

>>13579514
I'm just trying to figure out a way to get as much money as I can to tie up in it. How much you feel it goes down?

[Anonymous No.13579629]

>>13579610
haha were tanking the market sweetie

[Anonymous No.13579635]

>>13579610
>so around 4 hours?

probably maybe. It depends on how long the meeting goes this evening. If you don't want to check biz news and the donald's twitter all night, just wake up an hour before open tomorrow and adjust strategy then. I do expect something either way before market open.

[Anonymous No.13579641]

>>13579542
Just buy shares you weirdo

[Anonymous No.13579645]

>>13579588
so around 4 hours?
after hours ended decently today.
hopefully this means something.
god, pepe, jesus- whatever. give us strength.

>>13579603
yeah but when is that shit going to be announced

>>13579629
i bought the monday dip.
it went even lower. fuck man.

>>13579635
i'm on the brink of suicide man. i just can't anymore.
i had everything there.

[Anonymous No.13579653]

>>13579645
>i just can't anymore.

Relax. You'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.13579684]

GREEN DILDO AHHHHHHHHHHH
RED DILDO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13579692]

Futures green? WHERE ARE THE TRADE TALK LEAKS

[Anonymous No.13579701]

>>13579641
Come on man give me an actual number and fuck that noise KHC is only going lower after earnings that’s why I’d rather take some profit off a condor since it’s gonna float like this till earnings get closer
I’m seeing theta plays a huge role in it and that condors are a game of time rather than price and to wait it out as long as possible to get the best profit but does it compound? Is it 36$ a day I’d get the longer it stays in the green?
Who the fuck invented this shit?

[Anonymous No.13579708]

WHAT THE HECK GOING ON IN FUTURES
THEY JUST WENT UP AND DOWN IN 20 POINT SPREAD

WTF GOING ON
THIS APOCALYPSES

[Anonymous No.13579713]

>>13579653
i sure hope so. if things turn out alright i'll be the happiest i've been in 3 years

[Anonymous No.13579715]

G-get your green dot cheapies folks!
>>13579645
You don’t even know man. You don’t. Even. Know.
>tanked my net worth something like 3% this past week
>not even related to the market selloff

>>13579555
Absolute state of shitposters.

[Anonymous No.13579732]

>>13579684

People placing their bets. It's probably more bull side bets than bear right now because, if I was bearish, I would have already slapped my cash on the table earlier this week for that wager.

[Anonymous No.13579734]

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1126644854950252544

[Anonymous No.13579747]

Wooooooooo

[Anonymous No.13579751]

SERIOUSLY
WHAT HECK
HAVE NEVER SEEN MOVEMENT LIKE THIS BEFORE

WTFFF!!

[Anonymous No.13579793]

>>13579751
Someone dumped 10k spooz futures contracts

[Anonymous No.13579807]

F

[Anonymous No.13579814]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/first-day-u-china-trade-talks-end-trumps-002159353--business.html

[Anonymous No.13579838]

>>13579814
Uh-oh Andy

[Anonymous No.13579839]

I told you. Nobody listened.

[Anonymous No.13579840]

>>13579814
>>13579734
it's fucking over. time to sell.

[Anonymous No.13579841]

How do I into futures or look at whatever you niggers are talking about?? Spoonfeed pls

[Anonymous No.13579848]

>>13579839
Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.13579849]

Buy PCG now before it moons again
It’s on saleeeeeee

[Anonymous No.13579854]

>>13579814
>changes to China's laws
Never gonna happen, first of all no sign of weakness can be shown, second of all - autonomy. Can you imagine US changing laws to suit China?

[Anonymous No.13579863]

I hope some of you actually bought SQQQ

[Anonymous No.13579868]

Nothing surprising has happened
I've been reciting the script for you guys since Sunday night
Act as shocked as you want
The people who do this for a living have this all priced in
Nothing that has happened since market open Monday morning was a big surprise
The only variable was how much Trump and Xi would decide to use the buy teams

[Anonymous No.13579876]

>>13579854
When negotiating with hard motherfuckers, real shifty fucks, ALWAYS ask for more than you want, more than you need, and more than you’ll get.

[Anonymous No.13579882]

>>13579854
You know well if they wanted they can change the law in 5 minutes... the way they pose this as "requiring a major change to law in China" is a negotiation tactic.

[Anonymous No.13579884]

I'm holding onions calls

I think I need a hug

[Anonymous No.13579898]

>>13579884
S o y calls

[Anonymous No.13579908]

>>13579884
>>13579898
>He literally trades soyy
LMAOin at ur life.

[Anonymous No.13579911]

So, the portion of my portfolio that is uvxy gonna win big?

>>13579898
Onions are better, get that natty test boost and major flavor boost.

[Anonymous No.13579916]

I gotta stop chainsmoking and plucking my hair (nervous tick). If it implodes, it implodes tomorrow... it's only 10k

[Anonymous No.13579930]

>>13579814
fucking cheeto hitler

[Anonymous No.13579944]

WE GONNA GET CHEAP BILI BILIs?!
Maybe BABA cheapies?
Fuck I should’ve bet on more North American mining companies maybe?
>>13579916
Night night! Oh What do you smoke tho, marlborous?

[Anonymous No.13579956]

Tradewar deal yet? Am I tired of winning yet, as I was promised 2.5 years ago or not?

[Anonymous No.13579964]

>>13579884
my SoyB is also beyond repair

[Anonymous No.13579967]

>>13579841
Investing.com

[Anonymous No.13579983]

>>13579944
The thinking man's cancer

[Anonymous No.13579986]

>>13578415
Completely baseless. In fact I’ve never eaten lunch in my life, I’m OMAD.
>>13579751
Me can’t wait for short VIX when this simmer down
>>13579916
Cigarettes are good for you, don’t believe their lies

[Anonymous No.13579990]

Are cigs a worthwhile investment?

[Anonymous No.13580003]

>>13579956
No deal. Another negotiation meeting is scheduled for tomorrow. Tariff is going up as scheduled for now.

[Anonymous No.13580008]

>>13579911
Onion futures are illegal
http://www.sjsu.edu/faculty/watkins/onions.htm

[Anonymous No.13580022]

>>13579983
expensive choice to look like Hunter T

[Anonymous No.13580039]

>>13580003
i have to sell if there's a tarrif
goodbye fren

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13580051]

Sold my TVIX today for a nice profit.

I don't know what to trade anymore.

What's everyone looking at right now?

[Anonymous No.13580065]

>>13580039
kek

[Anonymous No.13580074]

>>13580051
Molybdenum miners, tobacco, and whether or not trump’s bluster about drug prices will hurt muh Merck.

Wouldn’t mind selling and then buying back cheaper, but this was buy-and-hold (thank you uncle Bernie!)

[Anonymous No.13580077]

>>13580051
My KL has been doing quite well

[Anonymous No.13580162]

>>13578291
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

:^)

[Anonymous No.13580171]

>GPRO moons
God dammit. I fucked up by not listening to kneepad girl. Never again making that mistake. All in, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.13580214]

This market is LOW ENERGY
Full Jeb market.
Why is that? Is that the new area to rotate in to?

[Anonymous No.13580217]

>>13580008
>The National Onion Association called for a ban on futures trading in onions

There is a world out there I've never even seen

[Anonymous No.13580231]

>>13580171
>Buy high sell low
>>13579814
Priced in, green candle tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13580249]

>>13580217
>he didn’t know about big onion
Next you’ll say you don’t know about the sardine farm lobbyists

[Anonymous No.13580276]

>>13580231
>Priced in, green candle tomorrow

That seems to be the futures sentiment right now anyway. With no additional information in the news I think I will leave me index longs alone and see if my stops get tripped.

[Anonymous No.13580300]

So I thought we had tariffs that were going to be signed in at 12:00am after tonight if China wanted to start renegotiating. I guess that was all a fat lie as china is up above a percent right now and futures are fat fucking green. No news on anything either and the dinner between Trump and the envoy is suppose to be this weekend. What a fucking joke and manipulation of the stock market today was. I'm fucking done

[Anonymous No.13580322]

>>13580300
it was all priced in
it's just a couple billions in taxes, why should that be any more than a ~3% move?

I honestly don't understand what you're confused about

did you think markets were gonna tank 10% or something? why?

[Anonymous No.13580326]

>>13580300

Tariff is going up to 25% at midnight this evening. It appears, at least for now, that the market considers this priced in so long as negotiations are still ongoing.

[Anonymous No.13580361]

>>13580276
Fundamentals don't matter until they do

[Anonymous No.13580377]

>>13580322
Are you fucking kidding me? Priced in? You mean raising tariffs to 25% was priced in? Trump just came up with this sunday and we didn't see markets actually hit the red till today and that was by a percent or 2 at most. China is going to retaliate and a possible trade deal which is priced in will be doubted because of this escalation.

[Anonymous No.13580388]

>>13580300
>>13580276
what do you mean, how do we know this for sure?

[Anonymous No.13580423]

>>13580388
Trump himself said on twitter sunday he will raise tariffs to 25% if China continues with starting to renegotiate already negotiated terms. He even said today his alternative to a china deal would be more fucking tariffs and we are goina see more tariffs tonight or technically Friday at 12:00am

[Anonymous No.13580436]

LCIguy must be too busy snorting cocaine to sound the horns on the insider buys?

Thought he'd be all over this shit. Slick hair man too. It's awfully quiet.

[Anonymous No.13580440]

>>13580423
no, i mean you guys were saying it's gonna be green.
it's clearly not

[Anonymous No.13580449]

>>13580440

Futures are trading green this evening. That's why.

[Anonymous No.13580466]

>>13580440
china and futures are green atm

[Anonymous No.13580467]

>>13580171
was actually short GPRO O_O
but luckily closed short when it initally crashed after earnings and then bought shares

and then super luckily for whatever reason me sell @ 6.99 didnt work so ended up making tons of money

[Anonymous No.13580473]

If you ever needed proof that the Stock Market is rigged and that retail investors are hopeless chumps then have a look at Asia Markets and Futures right now. Both are green as fuck. Obviously, some very powerful and very rich people know shit that we don't.

>but muh muh drumpf would never leak info to others or do insider trading

How stupid do you have to be to believe this. The main benefit of being president is the power guarantees insane wealth for you and your friends.

[Anonymous No.13580491]

>>13580466
so baba is gonna start off green tomorrow?
seriously?

[Anonymous No.13580504]

Imagine going to work and having 2 things to do all day. Being the president is a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.13580514]

>>13580449
futures extremely interesting tonight
they were THREE very skilled sells 25 mins apart that norrmally would have crashed futures hard but there was some SUPER buyer who rekt sellerr hard

[Anonymous No.13580515]

>>13580440
>>13580449

Here. I took a screenshot of the S&P's e-mini chart, 15 minute candles, last couple days worth of price action visible. Strong buying in to close today and futures continuing the trend currently.

[Anonymous No.13580518]

>>13580473
Because it couldn’t be that central banks are flooding money into the market, right?

[Anonymous No.13580525]

>>13580514
>futures extremely interesting tonight

Yeah I've been watching closely. Big fight going on.

[Anonymous No.13580543]

WTF IS GOING ON HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH VOLATILITY TRADE TALKS AND MARKETS MOVING AND BTC GOING UP AT THE SAME TIME

[Anonymous No.13580549]

>>13580473
Asia is a noun. The corresponding adjective would be Asian.

[Anonymous No.13580577]

ARE MY CHINK STOCKS GOING TO BE GREEN TOMORROW?

[Anonymous No.13580588]

>>13580467
You lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.13580590]

>>13580377
you're out of your depth kid
stick to things you understand like 'jacking off to anime girls' and 'fortnight'

[Anonymous No.13580610]

>>13580525
normally am think using term "fight" something only suckers do but this time around that totally reasonably

thing that very weird how buyer reacted
normally they would have let futures fall more (like when it briefly touched 2867 tonight) like it could have easily hit 2855 if they just stepped back for few mins but they were slamming lots asap

[Anonymous No.13580619]

>>13580515
The golden bull is fucking invincible, nothing will stop this stampede
Big Buys, Big Green

[Anonymous No.13580627]

>>13580610
Implications? They don't want it to be walked down?

[Anonymous No.13580629]

>>13580588
That is a very bouncy thumbs up.

[Anonymous No.13580639]

whole thing is FUCKING MANIPULATION by people who have millions to swing around. We were all duped today that any type of event going on tonight would have a negative impact. (( THEY )) made us believe we could see even a minimal pullback because of tariff esculation and a trade war but it was all untrue just to get cheap stocks like MSFT and APPLE and to make sure they can sell puts that will expire worthless tomorrow and next week while making sure they can buy back their calls they sold today for a cheap price before they bounce. Fucking pathetic how much power multi billionares and private funds have on the stock market.

Don't believe december 24. Christmas eve people should of been investigated for that gigantic sell off on little fucking volume. nothing ever happened sec could care less about the people manipulating the entire stock market.

This shit trades like fucking Crypto did back in 2018 every fucking thing has the same chart that moves in the same way red or green depending on how THEY choose to make it move

[Anonymous No.13580640]

>>13580610
munchy declared selling illegal.

[Anonymous No.13580676]

>>13580639
a couple million can't move a thing

you sound like the bear kids bitching since late 2008 until now that QE broke their shorts

you're getting mad that the market prices are moving in ways that you don't understand

get mad then
call it manipulated like that means anything
of course it's all manipulated why wouldn't it be
more surprising if it weren't considering what's at stake

I'll say again: with that kind of attitude, where you misunderstand then get mad about it, you should just get out
you have no chance

[Anonymous No.13580679]

>>13580639
>butthurt bear detected
you couldve bought cheapies like the rest of us

[Anonymous No.13580686]

ARE MY CHINK STOCKS GOING UP OR DOWN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I'M ON THE VERGE OF SUICIDE

[Anonymous No.13580701]

>>13580686
kill yourself now
investing in Chinese stocks (besides BILI) at a time like this
we're fighting for the soul of this nation and for the future of the world

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13580709]

>>13580686
Breaking just now, trade talks to continue tomorrow.

You have a chance to get out.

[Anonymous No.13580728]

>>13580709
SELL? HOLD? WHAT DO I FUCKING DO
>>13580701
WHYYY

[Anonymous No.13580732]

>>13580676
millions is 600 or more a couple million like you said is only 2 million because thats what a couple is

[Anonymous No.13580769]

>>13580732
600 million won't move very much
you're talking about a stiff breeze in the futures market
over a trillion dollars in pretend money came into existence throughout April, and over a trillion dollars blew away this week
dust to dust

at least you know what a couple is

[Anonymous No.13580783]

Do I need to know EVERYTHING or most of the information provided on Investopedia or Khan academy before I start? I don't want to miss on the compounding effect from my age since I am getting closer to 22

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13580790]

>>13580728
It depends in what chink stock you're in.

I'm 80% cash at the moment. Market is moving on tweets. That's no way to trade.

[Anonymous No.13580806]

>>13580790
baidu and baba
how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.13580821]

>>13580783
Real talk. Learning about investing is the biggest waste of time ever. The ROI on your time spent will be laughable. You will spend countless hours learning only to perform worse than if you had done no research at all. Put everything into a Vanguard fund and do something better with your life.

[Anonymous No.13580824]

>>13580783
if you can understand the things on this page:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

then do those things

if you can't understand those things, I don't know what to tell you

if you want to be a victim, just read the posts of the kids in these threads who have no idea how the market works and want to lose money on their little penny stocks
if you want to play with the big boys and not lose, you're going to need to know A LOT more than the basic investopedia stuff
and even then, knowledge will only take you so far. you could have all the market knowledge in the world and still end up one of these zoomer victims because you don't know politics, negotiation, Chinese history, ...

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13580848]

>>13580806
I don't mess with stocks over $100, especially chink ones.

Dont know what to tell ya. If trade talks are successful you're good, maybe. You're pretty much gambling right now.

[Anonymous No.13580851]

>>13580848
when are we finding out?

[Anonymous No.13580857]

>>13580790
>Market is moving on tweets. That's no way to trade.

It's fun tho

[Anonymous No.13580867]

>>13580821
>>13580824

Thanks, been studying this for a while now. May risk some principal next check, going to check out this Bogle. Appreciate it

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13580884]

>>13580851
Midnight East Coast US

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13580888]

>>13580851
Probably by the end of tomorrow, most likely after the market closes.

>>13580857
Only if you're playing with money you can afford to lose. Win big or lose big, but man, that dopamine rush KICKS.

[Anonymous No.13580891]

>>13580821
>laughable

[Anonymous No.13580898]

>>13580824
>posts of the kids in these threads who have no idea how the market works and want to lose money on their little penny stocks

Why we fight? I don't know
We say what hurts the most
Oh, I tried staying cold, but you take it personal
All these firing shots and making ground
It's way too hard to cope, but I still can't let you go
'Cause when it all falls down, then whatever
When it don't work out for the better
If it just ain't right, and it's time to say goodbye
When it all falls down, when it all falls down
I'll be fine

[Anonymous No.13580899]

>>13580884
you two are saying something different
>>13580888

[Anonymous No.13580910]

>>13580857
Imagine being about to dictate foreign policy on a whim in 280 characters.

[Anonymous No.13580913]

>>13580888
>Only if you're playing with money you can afford to lose

You're not supposed to trade with more than that.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13580922]

>>13580899
>WASHINGTON — Tariffs on $200 billion worth of Chinese goods will increase at 12:01 a.m. Friday after a pivotal round of trade talks between the United States and China on Thursday evening failed to produce an agreement to forestall the higher levies.

[Anonymous No.13580937]

GREEN DILDO or RED DOG DICK tomorrow?

This market is a wee bit precarious innit... we're sat atop the jesters pecker, knowing he could thrust it upward at any time

[Anonymous No.13580940]

>>13580922
sell time?

[Anonymous No.13580951]

>>13580922
zero surprise
announced almost a week ago
zero market reaction

the other poster was half right, you were all wrong

[Anonymous No.13580978]

>>13580937

yes

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13580980]

>>13580951
That's when we're finding out whether the tariffs are going to be set in stone or not. Doesn't really matter what the markets do.

[Anonymous No.13580986]

>>13580884
>midnight est
>>13580888
>tomorrow
>>13580922
>it's already happening
WHICH FUCKING ONE IS IT. DO I SELL MY BABA AND BAIDU STOCKS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?
IT'S MONEY I CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE.

SHOULD I PUT A STOP? PLEASE HELP.

[Anonymous No.13580998]

>>13580937
a massive emerald golden bull

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581003]

>>13580986
Tariffs are midnight. Talks continue tomorrow. Sorry anon, but you should have made this decision on Monday.

[Anonymous No.13581006]

>>13580986
Already happened. No change from today's talks. Grim is correct they official take effect at midnight.

[Anonymous No.13581013]

How many points do you think the Dow will fall tomorrow? What are the odds that Trump reaches a "last minute deal" and nothing happens like always?

[Anonymous No.13581026]

>>13580986
they'll be up a bit on open

then they'll be flat for a little bit

after that there are some different paths we can take:

intraday good news/bad news

after hours good news/bad news

no news

bad news seems unlikely tomorrow
if it happens (trade talks break down, chink delegation storms out of Washington in a huff) it'll be a real motherfucker

then there can be intraday good news: a tweet, or a word form the US negotiation team
now this one is pretty likely. maybe 20%
after hours same thing, maybe 20%
they won't get specific, just a 'we're pleased with how it's going'
markets breath a sigh of relief, bots throw up a 2 point SPY candle, everyone has a nice weekend

we might end this week only a little below where we ended last week. We'll see

as for what you should do about your stocks; kill yourself

[Anonymous No.13581059]

>>13580848
Oof hopefully I can get out of these JD calls with a couple bucks not too mention my 100 shares in PDD
D: how fucked ami?

[Anonymous No.13581081]

>>13581026
>as for what you should do about your stocks; kill yourself
damn man, i wasn't expecting that. :(

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13581098]

>>13580436
Correct

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581103]

Here we gooooo

[Anonymous No.13581107]

>>13581026
I forgot to mention the possibility for a premarket tweet from trump along the line of 'Glad with how things went yesterday"

I very much doubt such a thing would happen given the negotiating climate, and the fact that such a tweet would sound obviously manipulative
but orange man is pretty unpredictable, and there could be circumstances I can't guess, so I'll give that one 3%. Pre-market FUD from POTUS or negotiators is super unlikely


>>13581081
if you ask an anime imageboard what to do with your stocks I'm going to be honest with you :)

[Anonymous No.13581109]

OI. What the fuck happened to the futures? They're all red.

[Anonymous No.13581125]

>>13581109
That wasnt supposed to happen bro, it was an accident
Dont look at it

[Anonymous No.13581138]

>>13581081
CUTE FEET

[Anonymous No.13581144]

>>13581109
Are we looking at the right futures or am I missing something here?

[Anonymous No.13581228]

This is fucked up shit man. I can' t fucking sleep Trump is going to tweet my life savings into oblivion. My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.13581253]

>>13581144
>Orange juice

those GODDAMN cheapies
can't wait for the grocery stores to open, I'm gonna have to stop by the bank on the way

>>13581228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4E0VgXEKJo

It'll be OK

[Anonymous No.13581258]

>>13581228
I feel nervous sometimes too. But then I think "I am not Chinese" and everything seems better.

[Anonymous No.13581264]

>>13581144
I'm looking at investing.com.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13581279]

>>13581144
People exaggerate here

[Anonymous No.13581289]

>bitcoin goes up
>crypto adjacent stocks go down
>puts for said stocks go down
>calls for said stocks go up
I'm so confused.

[Anonymous No.13581304]

>>13581289
What is market manipulation

[Anonymous No.13581328]

>>13581144
Well that was short lived. Sell everything SELL SELL SELL

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581340]

>>13581328
I think Finviz is very delayed? Investing.com claims it's real time data.

[Anonymous No.13581343]

I don't really understand but sounds serious
https://www.home.saxo/insights/content-hub/articles/2019/05/09/risk-warning-vix-indicates-big-risk-event

[Anonymous No.13581356]

once tariffs hit this thing BLEEDS

[Anonymous No.13581362]

Blumpfffff

[Anonymous No.13581374]

>>13581343
the meat and potatoes of it is about short volatility positions
most of the short VIX trading positions are negative value right now

It's mostly a bunch of bearish wankery, the takeaway is something that's been known for some time: if things go really wrong really fast, they'll go REALLY WRONG (unless some 'higher power' steps in, which they probably will, then the permabears will bitch and moan for another decade about how they were right but the market is manipulated)

>>13581356
nothing special will happen 0000 EST

[Anonymous No.13581385]

>dem futties

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581386]

What the fuck is happening with these futures?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13581391]

what's up smg, I'm bout to drop a knowledge bomb on yall.

after a deep dive into classical econophysics I've developed a model that can work out the effect of shocks to the economy on profitability, beginning with wage growth.

[Anonymous No.13581393]

Well 36 mins til the tarriffs kick in and I lose my entire life savings probably going to down a bottle of sleeping pills before I go to bed just so I dont have to read through a dozen trade alerts from my broker that it is too late to do anything about. It was great shitposting with you lads. We had some good times didn't we? And for those of you who told me to short, i wish I would have listened.
Goodbye cruel world.

[Anonymous No.13581404]

>>13581374
Didn't it all blow up in Feb 2018? Why are they short volatility again? Idiots.

[Anonymous No.13581417]

>>13581386
Chinese/American cold warfare in the market. For an ounce of trade negotiation power.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13581428]

>>13581391
4% wage growth appears to be the threshold past which the economy can't handle anything more. It overheats. In my model, 4% wage growth is equivalent to .00467% firms unprofit. Right now we're at about 3.5% wage growth, which puts us at just .00305% unprofit.

I also computed the expected trade war shock, of a 25% hit to roughly 5% of GDP. This produced .00141 unprofitability, almost exactly the difference from where we are now and the threshold for a downturn.

In short, expect shit to go down if Trump implements those tariffs.

[Anonymous No.13581436]

>>13581393
1. the tariffs are being phased in, it's not like some sudden magical government agency will descend from the skies and slow trade to a halt
2. the market already priced in the tariffs coming into effect since close today (and mostly before that)
3. the effect to the economy (not market) doesn't happen immediately, but over time

It's not like anyone is holding their breath that trump is waiting until 2359 EST to tweet out "just kidding"
get yourself together, nothing special will happen at midnight
you need to have a longer term focus anyway

>>13581404
yes a lot of short VIX positions were crushed then
the ETFs were destroyed, never to return
the traders who have short VIX positions now are pure futures contracts

>>13581417
more than an ounce: this trade deal is really make or break
there isn't going to be a second chance if this fails

[Anonymous No.13581453]

>>13581340
It looks like it's about 10 minutes behind.

[Anonymous No.13581461]

WE're in the GREEN AGAIN HOLY FUK

[Anonymous No.13581465]

>>13581461
Look again.

[Anonymous No.13581467]

>>13581393
i told you to short and calm down nerd there's always another stock

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13581470]

>>13581428
>>13581391
for those curious, the only empirical data I used for this model was the distribution of profits in the economy, the distribution of capital intensity, and the correlation between profit and capital intensity.
https://www.tu-chemnitz.de/wirtschaft/vwl2/downloads/paper/froehlich/deviation.pdf

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13581484]

>>13581436
>>13581393
Tomorrow is not the end anon unless you put everything into derivatives or some other dumb shit.

As other anon said, there's still time for you to pull out. The trade shock will take time for the real economy to process. But if it happens, it will almost certainly mean a big downturn
see
>>13581428

[Anonymous No.13581492]

>>13581470
Gommie! The only thing I want to talk to you about is my boy, Joe Biden. Forget wages and models of distributions and shit.

What do you make of his caressing touch? Are you only gonna visit us when its looking dire out there?

[Anonymous No.13581501]

Futures are drunk. Shut the whole works down everybody go to bed.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581504]

>>13581393
What are you holding?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13581521]

>>13581492
hopefully biden's love of touching will get himself measles and he'll die a painful death.

>Are you only gonna visit us when its looking dire out there?
that's when its most interesting.

[Anonymous No.13581547]

>>13581504
Spy, qqq, emh, 20% Govt bond etf.

[Anonymous No.13581577]

Selling LCI puts tomorrow. Time to make some money.

[Anonymous No.13581587]

How is it this Mongolian shipbuilding forum for space Martian’s isn’t all in on univec? Do u like being poor?

[Anonymous No.13581596]

10 minutes to the great beyond, heloooooooo tariffs!

[Anonymous No.13581603]

>>13581577
I'm gonna watch for greater market fuckery taking it down more but after the insider buys I'm really liking it. I was hoping they would address the price fixing probe but an insider buy puts their money where their mouth is.

Curious to see what it does tomorrow.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581623]

>>13581547
Did you buy at the top? This not nearly as bad as December.

[Anonymous No.13581644]

My calls are going ITM tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13581645]

>>13581603
I don't currently own any shares, and I think it's a low enough price now that I'm happy to get in. Either I (a) get paid a nice premium for not doing anything, or (b) get to purchase 100 shares of LCI at what I believe to be a reasonable price. Seems like a win-win to me.

[Anonymous No.13581661]

It’s ogre

[Anonymous No.13581667]

>>13581644
calls for what?

[Anonymous No.13581671]

>>13581623
No have actually been holding since sept. I crashed hard and i kept pumping through the dip. Im up about 10% since then and I will obviously hold even if it dips. I lost 4% this week, I was up 14%. I was going to take some chips off the table on tuesday but didnt want to lose 2%, now my losses are double that, and i have a bad feeling about tomorrow but dont want to take the hit.

[Anonymous No.13581684]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/10/china-trade-us-tariffs-jump-but-trade-war-talks-to-continue.html

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581690]

>>13581671
Anon you're so fine don't worry. I was down 26% now I'm only down 14%, you'll bounce back fren

[Anonymous No.13581693]

>>13581667
SPY

[Anonymous No.13581704]

>>13581693
yeah, no

[Anonymous No.13581716]

>>13581690
Optimism!

[Anonymous No.13581725]

>>13581704
Screencap this, tomorrow we end green

[Anonymous No.13581726]

>>13576830
>But no deal materialized

OH NO NO NO NO

HAAAHHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581732]

>>13581716

[Anonymous No.13581738]

Why can’t politicians that the second Cold War has begun and China isn’t a friend

[Anonymous No.13581752]

wait until we get chinas response now.

[Anonymous No.13581792]

>>13581461
You gay little Ewok. You had me for a second.

[Anonymous No.13581811]

>>13581752
Please please please invade Formosa! My TSM puts will be worth millions!

[Anonymous No.13581815]

>"its priced in"

[Anonymous No.13581817]

>>13581792
It was true for a moment. I stand by it.

[Anonymous No.13581820]

> Countermeasures expected soon: Chinese commerce ministry

[Anonymous No.13581830]

>>13581820
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.13581832]

> China "deeply regrets" U.S. tariff hike -- Chinese delegation

[Anonymous No.13581844]

> China "will have to take necessary countermeasures" to U.S. tariff hike -- Chinese delegation

[Anonymous No.13581863]

FUCKING DRRRUUUUMMMPPHHH!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13581876]

>>13581832
Kneel before daddy

[Anonymous No.13581887]

>>13581844
HAHAHA YES YESSSSSS
How red will tomorrow be? I have tens of thousands in cash to blow on cheapies

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13581888]

it's been real folks

[Anonymous No.13581899]

>>13581888
KEK. I told you mother fuckers to buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.13581902]

Will this be worth something some day?

The rest of my portfolio imploded. Got sick of VSTM management and sold at massive lost, still holding worthless pieces of GDOT.

I think I should probably kill myself/put everything into my favorite moonshot, genetically engineered silkworms.
>>13581732
Otsuki was straight up lying tho. Game was rigged for Courier Kaiji.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581912]

>>13581902

[Anonymous No.13581932]

eh, I don't think it will be that bad of a selloff unless trade talks break down entirely.

[Anonymous No.13581940]

>>13581912
I truly am.

But this is the brave man’s road, and there is no choice but to keep going.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13581949]

>>13581940

[Anonymous No.13581961]

>>13581902
I like GALT for a potential play worth 10x what it currently is. But it may be a year or two before that happens. If you can hold, the upside is tremendous and risk is, I think, pretty low for a biotech stock.

[Anonymous No.13582014]

>>13581899
Why buy outright when you can buy calls?

[TheVirginTrader !!fQIKm7mzeIF No.13582020]

ART OF THE DEAL

[Anonymous No.13582021]

>>13582014
I did buy calls. expire 5/17

[Anonymous No.13582037]

>>13582020
you laugh now but there's a good chance the chinese cave in on the last day.

[Anonymous No.13582076]

>>13582037
Nah, they need to feel pain. US markets will go down but China's will go down x2-3 as much.

[Anonymous No.13582081]

>>13581863

Well, what do you want? Trump is putting China's ass to the fire hard. He's going to force them to fix their bullshit or face for realsies trade war.

[Anonymous No.13582093]

>>13581961
Trip back on
>>13581949
I wish there were more kaiji, and it didn’t degenerate into mahjong madness.

FKMT’s newest show was a gag anime, but it had a few good kekz.

He has a mongo about gambling king Zero, something like that. Pretty good. But nothing has surpassed Kaiji, besides the original Strongest Man Kurosawa.

I think I’m never gonna make it, Grimes. Things have suddenly gotten real rough for me.

[Anonymous No.13582122]

>>13581932
They will talk through Friday

[Anonymous No.13582133]

sp500 futures only down .5%

all the permabulls out here just cant stop buying

[Anonymous No.13582158]

>>13582014

Because I can buy SQQQ with my IRA like a true degenerate

[Anonymous No.13582182]

Too late to sell, too late for vix.
Should I just short the market?

I don’t have enough cash for cheapies :^(

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13582201]

>>13582093
What's wrong anon

[Anonymous No.13582207]

>>13582182
Forgot to add, sold my BTC at 6k

Everything I do is a joke lole!

[Anonymous No.13582215]

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[Anonymous No.13582222]

>>13582201
GDOT
VSTM

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13582230]

>>13582222
Embrace it. Once you realize everything you do is a joke, you'll be free.

[Anonymous No.13582251]

ok i figured out the metrics of the INUV merger+ipo of parent company next week.

Example: INUV price right now 1.40

You bought 1000 shares of INUV @ 1.40= 1400

Next week INUV merges with ConversionPoint Technologies.

Its a Stock and Cash merger.

For each INUV stock you own, you get 0.18877 shares of the newly created entity company stock. PLUS you get .45 per share of INUV stock in CASH.

You currently have 1000 shares of INUV.

1000 x .45= $450 cash back

1000 x .018877= 189 new company shares you own during IPO which occurs next week as well.

IPO price of new company is said to be $6.50

6.50x 189= $1228.50

1228.50+ 450(cash)= 1678.50

initial investment 1400

1678.50-1400= 278.50 profit

assuming you sell at 6.50 right away at the bell on wedsday the 13th of next week and you dont wait for it to go up/down.

[Anonymous No.13582254]

>>13582215
I want to get off Mr. Bear's Wild Ride.

[Anonymous No.13582268]

>>13582230
Ah. So, kill myself. Thank you for the help.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13582308]

>>13582268

[Anonymous No.13582337]

*claps and violin intensify*

[Anonymous No.13582343]

>>13582268
Read
>>13581716

[Anonymous No.13582376]

>>13582343
Not in my nature. But I am trying.

[Anonymous No.13582377]

>>13582158
A right mad lad you are sir

[Anonymous No.13582381]

>>13580590
Yeah, its all priced in retard. After you get off your golden toilet take a gander at futures for a second

[Anonymous No.13582411]

>>13582230
Sage advice. Wish I knew this earlier

[Anonymous No.13582437]

>>13582376
What about this then?

[Anonymous No.13582509]

>>13582437
I love it!

But loving it is caring...

[Anonymous No.13582520]

Futures want green, futures will get green

[Anonymous No.13582553]

Wonder why copper is still falling.
I have no metals exposure... time to catch knives?
>>13582520
Better. Fucking. Not.