Sergey speaking in about 1 hour here

[Anonymous No.13574040]

Starts at 2:10pm EST
Strap in boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQGup0TJRvw

[Anonymous No.13574076]

>>13574040
you already know he is going to be using that same PowerPoint he has been for 2 years now

[Anonymous No.13574152]

>>13574076
But what if he doesn’t

[Anonymous No.13574203]

10 minutes on stage to announce partnerships and mainnet

[Anonymous No.13574206]

>>13574152
>You won't get burned by the stove this time! put your hand on it - trust me.

[Anonymous No.13574214]

>>13574076
He can’t show that entire PowerPoint in 10min. He’d have to condense it a lot. I think it’s an announcement of Microsoft implementing ChainLink into Azure

[Anonymous No.13574251]

Ita going to be 10 minutes of watching the link chart go up. At end of presentations Sergey will then say thank you and wall off stage

[Anonymous No.13574265]

>>13574206
>+600% in 2 years is getting burned repeatedly

Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.13574267]

>>13574214
He did train a lot

[Anonymous No.13574278]

>>13574251
I hope he does this instead of anything else

[Anonymous No.13574286]

>>13574214
they will be using cryptlets not CL

[Anonymous No.13574288]

>>13574040
I ain't clicking that shit

[Anonymous No.13574292]

>>13574040
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.13574291]

[Anonymous No.13574358]

>>13574040
It's still 1 hour 30 away

[Anonymous No.13574407]

1ETH says he's wearing that flannel. Any takers?

[Anonymous No.13574413]

>>13574214
godzilla grade hopium

[Anonymous No.13574560]

>>13574292
You are welcome

[Anonymous No.13574566]

>>13574040
its over and there is no sergey. what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.13574583]

>>13574407
sure, just create the smart contract using a trustles oracle and I'll hold that bet

[Anonymous No.13574601]

>>13574286
And what do you think cryptlets is?

[Anonymous No.13574611]

>>13574566
hasn't even started fucktard

[Anonymous No.13574713]

PRICED IN
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I
C
E
D

I
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[Anonymous No.13574719]

fucking autists in the yt chat already kek

[Anonymous No.13574859]

>>13574152
Actually it would be quite funny to see him throw his powerpoint and giving the same speech, and at the end announcing swift and mainnet going live tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13574884]

[Anonymous No.13574904]

>>13574040
Damn, I wish Binance would open up the credit card option so I can grab more. Coinbase is still holding all my coins, can't do SH***!!

[Anonymous No.13574916]

any better link than OP link?

[Anonymous No.13574923]

Posting saved FUD

[Anonymous No.13574937]

>>13574916
Morning session ended. Here is link for afternoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQGup0TJRvw

[Anonymous No.13574950]

until 4 hours ago i didnt even know he spoke today
but i had a dream
sergey was speaking and indirectlly talking about the people on biz, and that everyone should ignore them

[Anonymous No.13574949]

[Anonymous No.13574960]

[Anonymous No.13574977]

>the absolute state of the youtube chat
God this timeline is the best

[Anonymous No.13574982]

[Anonymous No.13575001]

Today is my birthday friends

[Anonymous No.13575006]

>>13574937
thanks. did sergey already speak?

[Anonymous No.13575012]

[Anonymous No.13575022]

>>13574950
He knows he is our messiah and will not betray us.

[Anonymous No.13575028]

[Anonymous No.13575041]

[Anonymous No.13575054]

[Anonymous No.13575061]

>>13574040
frens i'm at fluidity and sergey is already networking, seems like he spilled the beans to some guys already and they're on their phones now... i think this is why the price shot up

[Anonymous No.13575083]

[Anonymous No.13575093]

>>13575061
Post a pic faggot, with stamp

[Anonymous No.13575103]

[Anonymous No.13575121]

>>13575001
happy birthday fren

[Anonymous No.13575138]

[Anonymous No.13575156]

>>13575001
Happy Birthday anon

[Anonymous No.13575159]

>>13575001
Happy birthday anon, may Sergey bless you with the best present you have ever received

[Anonymous No.13575167]

>>13575121
Thank you. May we all make it, together.

[Anonymous No.13575173]

>>13575006
not yet

[Anonymous No.13575188]

[Anonymous No.13575207]

STARTING NOW
STARTING NOW
STARTING NOW
STARTING NOW
STARTING NOW
STARGING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQGup0TJRvw

[Anonymous No.13575233]

Stand by for heavy seas.

[Anonymous No.13575237]

>>13575207
blonde roastie....

[Anonymous No.13575266]

>>13575237
good god her voice is annoying

[Anonymous No.13575268]

This chat is pathetic. Stop it guys... Your autism is showing. Don't ruin it for the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.13575279]

LINK IT

[Anonymous No.13575281]

>>13574206
>>13574267
stick to btc and eth, shitcoins for normies

[Anonymous No.13575282]

>>13575167
PANTS STATUS: OFF

[Anonymous No.13575286]

kek already 400 viewers. so many NEETS.

[Anonymous No.13575292]

>>13575268
I get the feeling that the ones in the youtube chat are the lurkers here. They never actually post, have discussions, or answer questions, because they are so fucking retarded the only platform they know how to fully utilize is youtube.

[Anonymous No.13575308]

That bounce from the $0.70 resistance

[Anonymous No.13575320]

>>13575268
This a million times. If there's anything that's a risk to link, it's flooding anything related to it with autism. Be fucking patient frens and we will make it.

[Anonymous No.13575330]

>>13575282

[Anonymous No.13575342]

where the fuck is sergey? is he looking for new pants cause he got bigger and cant fit into his existing one?

[Anonymous No.13575347]

REMINDER THAT SWINGLINKERS ARE GOING TO GET BURNED! DO NOT SELL. I REPEAT. DO NOT FUCKING SELL ANY OF YOUR LINK TO SWINGTRADE. RETARDED SWINGLINKERS ARE GOING TO SPOUT STUPID BULLSHIT LIKE MUH 1DAY BBANDS, MUH 1 WEEK MACD, MUH RSI, FUCKING BULLSHIT TO CONSOLE THEMSELVES. THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT, MAINNET SOON!

IF IT DROPS BACK DOWN AGAIN, IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE 10 TO 15 PERCENT AT MOST! DON'T RISK IT!

[Anonymous No.13575350]

lol at the chat in there

[Anonymous No.13575361]

>>13575342
1430, half hour to go.

[Anonymous No.13575364]

>>13574288
>>>13574040 (OP)
>I ain't clicking that shit
ARRRR WTF MY LINKS ARE GONE

[Anonymous No.13575366]

>>13575342
Sergey is late, he didn't like the menu at the conference so he drove off to the next McDonald's. Rory just confirmed that he's finishing his last 2 Big Macs. Post this and keep people updated.

[Anonymous No.13575390]

>>13575292
This. Exactly the same kind of retarded sperging like in gaming live chats and other stuff like that. Damn kids.

[Anonymous No.13575409]

>>13574040
chat is full of autists, holy shit

[Anonymous No.13575415]

What the fuck, sergey just walked past my window.

[Anonymous No.13575437]

Does this mean mainnet?

[Anonymous No.13575464]

>>13575292
>>13575390
>>13575409
What link threads have you guys been in that actually have discussion above what were seeing in the YouTube chat?

[Anonymous No.13575466]

is sergey's chat being broadcasted or are these other faggots taking precedence?

[Anonymous No.13575478]

Who are these virgin faggots talking and where's Sergey?

[Anonymous No.13575484]

i'm getting october vibes

[Anonymous No.13575489]

>>13575464
Obviously most LINK threads are filled with shit and LARPs, but you can really learn a lot from the ones with technical discussion. There aren't many like that anymore, but there were a lot more than a year ago.

[Anonymous No.13575493]

>>13575478
>Who are these virgin faggots talking and where's Sergey?
He bought 5 bic macs and is dipping them in a thai lady boys asshole for that special sauce

[Anonymous No.13575526]

Sergey starts in 4 minutes. Fucking lmfao at the fact that people think he'll announce mainnet at some shit-tier ghetto brooklyn conference in a ten minute presentation instead of at consesus 2019 where ten times more people will pay attention.

[Anonymous No.13575532]

Oh fucking come on.

[Anonymous No.13575535]

>tfw you wake up and your folio is worth 5k more
70cents incoming

[Anonymous No.13575538]

I feel the non-linearity is close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso

[Anonymous No.13575541]

>>13575526
consesus 2019 when?

[Anonymous No.13575542]

MONEY MONEY MONEY

IT'S A RICH MAN'S WORLD

[Anonymous No.13575546]

>>13575532
boom

[Anonymous No.13575548]

>>13575532
We went over 70c for a second there

[Anonymous No.13575549]

>>13575535
the dump is going to be glorious.

[Anonymous No.13575553]

>>13575546
>>13575548
God damn right we did.

Unrelated note, why is the guy in the middle of this panel so fucking butthurt?

[Anonymous No.13575558]

>>13574040

After spending way too much time on biz, it's weird listening to people talk about crypto intelligently, y'know, without snotty memes and racism interspersed in every paragraph.

[Anonymous No.13575559]

>>13575553
im getting october vibes

[Anonymous No.13575565]

>Sergey Nazarov, Chainlink
>2:20pm - 2:30pm
>2:22pm - autistic spaniards and eurocucks rambling about nonsense nobody cares about
The absolute state of linkies

[Anonymous No.13575567]

>>13575549
ask me if I care

[Anonymous No.13575577]

>>13575526
>shit tier
u dum

[Anonymous No.13575579]

we just win

[Anonymous No.13575584]

where the fuck is sergey lmao

[Anonymous No.13575585]

>>13575567
do you care?

[Anonymous No.13575588]

>>13575565
inb4 Sergey is hiding in the bathroom eating big macs

[Anonymous No.13575590]

Best comment so far from the Youtube stream:
>Sergey lost his 2016 PowerPoint usb stick, talk is cancelled

[Anonymous No.13575592]

>>13575579
https://twitter.com/yorkerhodes/status/1126549313411268614

[Anonymous No.13575600]

>>13575592
OH SHIT IT'S ALL TRUE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

[Anonymous No.13575612]

>>13575579
holy shit, this is a good sign, this is the first time he has smiled in over a year!

[Anonymous No.13575615]

>>13575585
*ahem*
LISTEN UP KIKES. I WILL NEVER SELL MY LINKIES. YOU CAN CONSIDER MY LINKIES OUT OF CIRCULATION FOR EVER.
thank you thank you

[Anonymous No.13575617]

>>13575579
>https://twitter.com/yorkerhodes/status/1126549313411268614
I'm a brainlet...who is this?

[Anonymous No.13575624]

>>13575489
I know. I was there. Miss the old /biz/.

[Anonymous No.13575626]

>>13575617
MICROSOFT BLOCKCHAIN

[Anonymous No.13575627]

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.13575640]

>>13575615
You're goddamn right fren

[Anonymous No.13575643]

>>13575626
He created azure?

[Anonymous No.13575647]

>>13575615

[Anonymous No.13575651]

>>13575579
Microsoft partnership confirmed today?

[Anonymous No.13575661]

since when does link have a product though?

[Anonymous No.13575663]

>>13575640
>>13575647

[Anonymous No.13575670]

>>13575643
cryplets

[Anonymous No.13575680]

im about to cum guys

[Anonymous No.13575685]

i thought was suppose to talk at 2:20 whats happening? i only see five dudes talking about not link

[Anonymous No.13575687]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13575688]

here he comes

[Anonymous No.13575689]

HERE WE GO BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13575690]

starts naow

[Anonymous No.13575697]

STARTING NOW
STARTING NOW
STARTING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQGup0TJRvw

SWIFT CONFIRMED!

[Anonymous No.13575699]

same shirt
>same shirt
same shirt
>same shirt
same shirt
>same shirt
same shirt
>same shirt

[Anonymous No.13575702]

same fucking presentation

[Anonymous No.13575704]

SWIFT

[Anonymous No.13575705]

He's so big damn

[Anonymous No.13575706]

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING SPEECH HAHAHAHAHA, NO MAINNET, NO SINGULARITY, GET FUCKED!!!

[Anonymous No.13575708]

>>13574040
fucking mic is buggy
#flanel

[Anonymous No.13575709]

>>13575706
SAAAME SPEEEAAACCCHGHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.13575712]

same presentation

[Anonymous No.13575713]

as predicted price is dumping
easy profit kek

[Anonymous No.13575718]

NONONONONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.13575723]

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.13575732]

I had my finger on market sell and clicked when I heard the first word from his mouth

[Anonymous No.13575733]

He's getting fatter and fatter and more dark and tired-looking over time. He's like a chubby li'l Sith Lord.

[Anonymous No.13575734]

SAME
A
M
E

[Anonymous No.13575737]

NO FUCKING WAY BILL GATES JUST CAME OUT

[Anonymous No.13575739]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Anonymous No.13575742]

HOLY FUCK THAT SELL ORDER

[Anonymous No.13575748]

[Anonymous No.13575749]

>>13575723
And on that day, a new generation of stinky linky bagholders was born, fucking OMEGAKEK

[Anonymous No.13575751]

>>13575737
HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.13575752]

> chainlin

[Anonymous No.13575753]

HAIL SERGEY

[Anonymous No.13575757]

>CHAINLIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Fuck me I hold 100k of this shit and this is the funniest shit i have EVER SEEN

[Anonymous No.13575760]

>>13574040
chainlin

[Anonymous No.13575761]

OH NONONONONONONONO HE'S BOTCHING IT

[Anonymous No.13575763]

I used to hold about 5,000 link. decided fuck it and went normie core and now only hold BTC and a little ETH. Best decision i ever made

[Anonymous No.13575764]

>CHAINLIN

[Anonymous No.13575765]

boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

[Anonymous No.13575767]

He's getting fatter

[Anonymous No.13575776]

>>13574040

lol

today i will remind them

sergey for federal lockup 2020

[Anonymous No.13575779]

c h a i n l i n
h
a
i
n
l
i
n

[Anonymous No.13575782]

>>13574949
it's already been above 1 dollar

[Anonymous No.13575794]

>>13575760
Old slides. It used to be called that before they got a trademark on Chainlink

[Anonymous No.13575797]

>we are the leader in connecting smart contracts

[Anonymous No.13575814]

I love the chain link cube so much might actually get a tat if it makes my 10figures

[Anonymous No.13575820]

THIS FUCKING SHIRT
STRIPES MAKE YOU LOOK FATTER WHEN YOU ARE ALREADY A FAT ASS

[Anonymous No.13575828]

so many retards in the chat

[Anonymous No.13575830]

HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.13575832]

no announcements will be made

[Anonymous No.13575835]

>>13575814
BAsed cultlinker

[Anonymous No.13575837]

End to end reliability.
Secure inputs and outputs
Fundamentals.
Decentralizedation

Sell now fuckers. Same speech. Drop incoming.

[Anonymous No.13575842]

>>13575579
Holy fuck it's the OG shirt again, he lost weight

[Anonymous No.13575843]

big macs are back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.13575848]

it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.13575849]

:(

[Anonymous No.13575851]

>>13574040
GROUNDHOG DAY

[Anonymous No.13575854]

>>13575837
no mainnet date braahhh...bought at top..wtf...this bigmac man doing suckers

[Anonymous No.13575856]

What was that? Was it a damp squid? Audience didn't seem to get it

[Anonymous No.13575857]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.13575858]

dump it

[Anonymous No.13575862]

Goddamn how is he so motherfucking based as to wear the same shirt every fucking time? One of these goddamn days we’re going to make it

[Anonymous No.13575863]

NOTHING

[Anonymous No.13575865]

Is that it

[Anonymous No.13575867]

whew, glad I sold at 0.70 and 0.685

[Anonymous No.13575870]

FUCKING CHAINLINLINLIN

[Anonymous No.13575871]

>>13575851
This guy knows whats up

[Anonymous No.13575874]

JUST RELEASE MAINNET ALREADY

[Anonymous No.13575875]

OH MY GOD YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
INSTANT -10% AFTER SERGEY WAS FORCED OFF THE STAGE

[Anonymous No.13575878]

Terran Terran! Pull up! Terran Terran! Pull up!

[Anonymous No.13575882]

nothing said
damp eet

[Anonymous No.13575885]

oh my god it was the same powerpoint why would he do this

[Anonymous No.13575887]

>that big red lightsaber

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.13575893]

>>13575814
lol fake

[Anonymous No.13575894]

>>13575875
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY HAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.13575900]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

jesus christ he is so awkward

[Anonymous No.13575907]

FUCK THIS SCAM

[Anonymous No.13575913]

>>13575794
unless maybe they didn't get the legal clearance they needed so they had to pivot and change the name

[Anonymous No.13575916]

>same shirt
>same powerpoint

does he ever do anything else other than eat?

[Anonymous No.13575920]

retard pull up

[Anonymous No.13575924]

>this PnD right now
kek

[Anonymous No.13575925]

>>13575887
HAHAHAHAHA

A FUCKING LIGHTSABER

I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING SOUND AS IT DUMPED SO FAST. DEAR FUCKING GOD LOSING ~12% OF MY NET WORTH HAS NEVER BEEN MORE HILARIOUS

[Anonymous No.13575930]

so funny to compare the introduction and "goodbye" of an autist and a neurotypical (the speaker after him)

[Anonymous No.13575934]

Literally who
Literally nothing
Dumping right now

[Anonymous No.13575938]

i cant fucking believe this it was literally the same exact prentation i cannot even fucking fathom this oh my god

[Anonymous No.13575939]

"there we go Jamie, PUMP IT"

[Anonymous No.13575941]

28 BTC BUY ORDER CHILLIN AT 10.6.

GET IN OR BE POOR

[Anonymous No.13575944]

>>13575930
That's bullish

[Anonymous No.13575945]

based 27 BTC buyer

[Anonymous No.13575947]

[Anonymous No.13575959]

AHAHAHA NO PROGRESS FOR TWO YEARS, SAME PRESENTATION, HE"S JUST USING ALL YOUR MONEY TO BUY BIGMACS AND SLACK OFF, MAINNET WILL NEVER HAPPEN,

NEVER TRUST A FAT FUCK TO WORK HARD FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.13575967]

kek this is what you care so much about?

[Anonymous No.13575994]

ChainLin $1k eoy

[Anonymous No.13576005]

hahaha sell the news retards

[Anonymous No.13576020]

>>13575955

[Anonymous No.13576036]

Haha this is fucking hilarious you can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.13576044]

>>13576020

[Anonymous No.13576061]

Fundamentally he couldnt even speak!

[Anonymous No.13576070]

goodbye money :)
will see you again very soon

[Anonymous No.13576102]

Buy the rumor, sell the linkies

[Anonymous No.13576123]

Sold my links at .65

Will buy again after the fags have dumped

[Anonymous No.13576131]

>>13575590
lol
Underrated.

[Anonymous No.13576138]

Crypto has completely swallowed your brains. If you want to buy hype, fake giveaways, trannies, söys, frauds, smugs, homosex, (((diversity))), autismos, etc then chainlink is not for you. This guy knows what the fuck he is doing, the same shirt has a purpose, the same presentation has a purpose, you're looking at a legit, hard working leader. If you bunch of kiddos can't see the obvious, gtfo and go buy X shitcoin

[Anonymous No.13576178]

Im buying more. We wint see under 60cents again.

[Anonymous No.13576200]

>>13576138
wasn't the same presentation but yeah

[Anonymous No.13576212]

>>13575732
lmao!
All this makes the chainlink trash post spam worth it.

[Anonymous No.13576229]

>>13576178
it'll probably be under .60 before this thread dies

[Anonymous No.13576230]

>>13576138
>you're looking at a legit, hard working leader

>fatty MCfat fat
>hard working

lool, if you have ever worked with fat people you would know how lazy they all are, there's a reason the presentation hasn't changed, it's because there's little to no progress because this fat fuck is too lazy to do anything more than occasionally travel to small trade shows and give out the same tired presentation while living off your investment money.

[Anonymous No.13576235]

>>13575022
The Shepherd of Nazareth will lead us all to the promised land of breast milk and moneys.

[Anonymous No.13576250]

>>13576138
Based, I wish the fuck they would. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.13576257]

this thread, thats why i come to /biz/

[Anonymous No.13576258]

>>13575732
I was planning to do the exact same thing but my wagecucking got in the way and I was too late. It's bad enough that I've missed an easy chance of increasing my stack by 10%, but missing it due to wagecuckery makes it so much worse.

[Anonymous No.13576266]

>>13576230
Then sell and GTFO.

[Anonymous No.13576272]

>>13576235
based

[Anonymous No.13576276]

in 45 minutes
Crossing the Chasm

Yorke Rhodes, Microsoft

4:00pm - 4:15pm

HOPE DOESN"T DIE

[Anonymous No.13576282]

>>13576257
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

[Anonymous No.13576284]

Its back to 0.66cents guys
Over 0.70 tonight
Screencap this

[Anonymous No.13576293]

>>13576276
Right, or maybe Sergey and Yorke just like to play poker together.

[Anonymous No.13576511]

>>13575941
>what are whale games?

[Anonymous No.13576537]

>>13576138
The shirt is a warrant canary

[Anonymous No.13576588]

>>13576511
Buy and sell signals

[Anonymous No.13576589]

>>13576282
Is Maisie aware of the pasta?