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[Anonymous No.13572786]

>so my grandson told me about his Bitcoins...
>*slight chuckle*
>did you know? if you lose your Bitcoin password your coins are lost forever. it's impossbile to retrieve them. Can you imagine losing your password for your safe, and not being able to access the money inside EVER AGAIN?
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"well actually, you CAN retrieve those Bitcoins!"
>Oh really bob?
>"Yes! guess how..."
>*slight chuckle*
>"You just roll back the bitcoin network..."
>*confused looks*
>"...so every transaction that happened before that.... is... *chuckle* reversed"
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.13572938]

>>13572786
What made you think this deserves its own thread?

[Anonymous No.13573173]

>>13572786
Continue pls how would that recreate the key... Retard

[Anonymous No.13573187]

>>13572786
>so my grandson told me about his paper money
>*slight chuckle*
>some nigger came over and took it all!
>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAA

[Anonymous No.13573190]

>>13572786
The chain isn't being rolled back though. Funny how nocoiner faggots are so late on the up-take. Eternal sideliners.

[Anonymous No.13573253]

I love these reddit tier jokes making fun of crypto. I guess it’s the only manifestation of butthurt they can put forth considering some kid half their age had a 5000x return on their investment while they watched their 5% mutual fund hit an ath 5.1%. Yes but do keep the crypto jokes coming.

[Anonymous No.13573698]

>so my grandson told me about his Bitcoins...
>mine made a ROI of 137,735.29%
>....

[Anonymous No.13573945]

>>13573190

rofl eternal sideliners, i like it thanks i'm guna have to borrow that one