Are you ready for Fluidity?

[Anonymous No.13571203]

At the Fluidity I awake
I feel my oracles about to break
I scratch my balls I eat my Mac
Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say "No, not today, it's only Thursday"

Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it

Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old speech
So why should I have to bend knees?

Those dreaded toilet conferences
Also known as shower days
I hate them

[Anonymous No.13571207]

>>13571203
He has a 10 minute slot, as if you can even make an announcement of any sort. He has enough time to waddle up on stage, rip a fat fart into the microphone, stutter "t...th..thanks for having me" and waddle off the stage again.

[Anonymous No.13571208]

>>13571207
lmao

[Anonymous No.13571211]

>>13571207
based

[Anonymous No.13571220]

>>13571207

As we know, smart contracts are limited to tokenization. Our approach is decentralization.

[Anonymous No.13571264]

muh secure input output for a reliable contract

[Anonymous No.13571273]

>>13571220
tokens are great, we love tokens.

[Anonymous No.13571374]

>>13571273
Kek

[Anonymous No.13571482]

>>13571203
Ten minutes is plenty of time to give a short recap and drop main net announcement.

[Anonymous No.13571539]

>>13571203
Excellent poem really enjoyed it

Really captures what it must feel like to be Sergey

[Anonymous No.13571568]

>>13571482
“So we’ve recently launched our mainnet” in the typical nonchalant Sergey speak.