/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13564520]

What the hell could Sergey possibly say in 10 minutes

What a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.13564540]

>>13564520
thank you everyone for coming
we would like to announce mainnet is live at the end of my presentation
we have been partnered with microsoft, morgan stanley, swift, jp morgan, state farm, progressive, wallstreet, the white house, the canadian bank, the belgins, mumar gadaffi, and jason parser to make this possible.
thank you very much
if you want to discuss further parnerships ill be by the big macs

[Anonymous No.13564567]

>>13564520
True, but 1- he's also going to be at Consensus next week for 30 minutes and 2- another partnership has been announced, so there's reason behind the cautious positivity right now.

[Anonymous No.13564578]

he says benis :D ebin :D

[Anonymous No.13564587]

>>13564540
Dumps to 30 cents and Timo jizzes on /biz/

[Anonymous No.13564615]

>>13564520
dont be fooled by the larps OP, literally nothing will happen. Same speech and maybe hes gunna say they are hiring still. sergey had a ten min spot in tokoyo conference(the one with all the empty seats) and he did the same boring speech.

[Anonymous No.13564621]

>>13564567
this

but you retards need to get it in your head that link is a long term hodl

[Anonymous No.13564695]

Something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr2TQbaT-nk

[Anonymous No.13564725]

>>13564695
mfw they got the fucking cuck who made that fucking beta male song with fucking peter "I pretend to have a gf and go to great lengths to keep the story straight" coffin to sing at that conference what the fuck were they thinking

[Anonymous No.13564822]

>>13564695
You can say of link all you want (and be wrong nonetheless), but if there's one thing that Sergey and team NEVER did that thing is participating at your average crypto cringefest.
>Vitalik raps
>CSW is like CSW
>Core devs (among the others) are trannies
>Endless quantity of sºy here and there
>Chinks, pajeets, niggers
I could go on forever but I'm throwing up already.
Fuck crypto, heil Sergey

[Anonymous No.13564875]

>>13564520
Yeah, that's way too long to talk about Chainlink, he's going to repeat himself like 5 times.

[Anonymous No.13564901]

>>13564520
Basically he'll say "basically we're releasing mainnet, and partnering with Microsoft." They're leaving 9 minutes and 50 seconds for applause.

[Anonymous No.13564919]

>>13564520
>Hello, thank you all for coming. Uuh I have only 10 mins so I'll make this as quickly as possible. So basically what a smartcontract is is like a traditional digital agreement, but unlike traditional digital agreements, smart contracts are trustless. Meaning that you don't have to trust a third party to execute your contract. Basically...

[Anonymous No.13564937]

>>13564520
sergey will ride out on stage on his mobility scooter. there will be no introduction. the crowd will gasp and there will be murmuring at low volume about his size, which has grown considerably since his last public appearance. sergey will ride up to the mic and pull out a handkerchief to wipe the glistening sweat from his brow, all the while breathing into the mic. then with no introduction, he will begin announcing the partnerships. Salesforce. Bank of America. Paypal. Visa. Starbucks. Nike. McDonald's. Nasdaq. Lockheed Martin. The announcement continues with all of the big name companies ever dreamed of and even some that exceed the dreams. At the end of the list, sergey leaves the stage immediately with the crowd now in a frenzy and security guards holding them back from trying to rush sergey backstage. All across the world the collective scream of swinglinkers is heard as the largest green candle ever seen in the history of markets erupts on the chainlink chart.

[Anonymous No.13564980]

>>13564937
based

[Anonymous No.13565033]

>>13564919
Most likely. If you keep repeating yourself maybe someone will click and think hey this is new.
>>13564937
Based scenario

[Anonymous No.13565084]

He’ll walk in, sit down at a table, stare into the very depths of every soul in the room.

Sergey will then proceed to eat fifty big macs methodically, deliberately, without haste or hesitation. As the clock tics down to his remaining last seconds, from his special sauce encrusted lips:

>”Mainnet is live.”

[Anonymous No.13565098]

>>13564520
>*AHEM* TING TING TING

[Anonymous No.13565216]

>>13564540
low effort

>>13564615
>>13564919
accurate

>>13564937
funny

>>13565084
not funny

[Anonymous No.13565513]

>>13564520
That it's happening tonight. Strap in!

[Anonymous No.13565540]

>>13565033
Bet he skewered that pussy like he skewered that meat.

[Anonymous No.13566395]

>>13565216
thank you judge judy, i highly value your opinion