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13563865 No.13563865 [Reply] [Original]

How do you guys blend in with normies? I just got a good job but i'm afraid i'm too much autistic to keep it.
My colleagues joke all day and our boss is present too, after 2 days i've been already called out as the shy guy. Help me bizbros

>> No.13563887

There's less normies than you think, seek more of you there

>> No.13563932

there's no helping I'm afraid

It's taken literally 10 fucking years for people to stop complaining about how quiet I am

1 more year and Bitcoin gets me the fuck out of there

Looking forward to it

>> No.13563935

>>13563865
memorize some of their topic words, repeat them at random intervals

>> No.13563982

>>13563865
you're on the job to work asshole, not to fuck around with colleagues. develop some work ethic and professional conduct faggot. if there's too much talking and socializing you're most likely in a weak-ass or womens business that pays shit and doesn't deliver. Quit the job then and search for something masculine where real men shut the fuck up most of the time and silently perform at their best.

>> No.13563990

>>13563982
Cringe

>> No.13563995
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>>13563865
Stop giving a fuck and let them do the talking. Normies love talking. Learn to be empathetic. Dont lie. Dont talk shit.

>> No.13564078

>>13563990
lol you fucking child get the fuck out if you cannot stand the truth

>> No.13564096

>>13563887
I don't know, they always talk about got and make jokes i can't connect too. i try to laugh but it's obvious that i feel out of place
>>13563932
Fuck, i will never resist for then years, i just want to keep the place and feel more confident around them

>> No.13564328

>>13563865
Look up a book called "how to be a 3% man" and read it like 5 times. It's mostly a book about how to build relationships with women but that coupled with the guys youtube content will help you improve socially. Though I have always been a little more talkative and out there so maybe you will have a different experience.

>> No.13564508

>>13563865
Read 48 laws of power.

Apply.

Also, influence by Cialdini.

>> No.13564691

>>13563995
This. Just meet them halfway, talk a bit to not be a weirdo but let them do most of the work.

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>>13563865
Cram study a sport everyday even if you hate it. I did this with college basketball so I could pick a good NCAA bracket. Everyone in my office talks about especially the executives.
I got in an argument with my boss about a project and told him to fuck off over the phone one night. The CEO asked me to come to his office the next day and we only talked about Duke. My boss sat outside in the lobby staring at the ground.
He quit 2 months later lol

>> No.13564886

>>13563865
they got tired and just ignore me now. Every once in a while they make a comment, but it's rare.

>> No.13565245

>>13564886
>>13563932
boy that's depressing. You're a fucking adult- how hard is it to chat with the people you work next to every day? Just make smell talk, mention a book you're reading or whatever, ask a few questions, and listen as they tell you about random shit. You might even learn something or have fun.

>> No.13565330

>>13565245
> Smell talk
Ain't want to get fired because of sexual harassment of female co-workers.

>> No.13565623

>>13565330
braaptalk

>> No.13565638

>>13563865
>>13564886
Have you considered just not being autistic and talking to them?

>> No.13565708

>>13564755
based if true

>> No.13565840

>>13564755
I know a sales guy who does this. Crams ESPN to learn a little bit about every sport. Dedicated motherfucker. Even keeps up with tennis and golf

>> No.13565888

>>13563865
47 year old autist here. Up until I was about 30 it was pretty rough on the /schooling/work/social/relationship front. After 30 though, I learned how to think and act like a normie to the extent that I could blend in for the most part. I even found a wife, who I don't really like but it looks good to my employers.

>> No.13565907

>>13563865
I don't really. I just say hi and bye and do my job.

>> No.13565915

>>13565245
Imagine the smell... Talk

>> No.13566075

TIL this board is full of introverts

>>13563865
Struggling with the same stuff. It feels like normies think it's justified to criticize shy/introverted people on a personal level because we don't talk so much. I'm 30 years old and literally every job I had it became a topic. Wow, just fuck you and your kids normie faggot and leave me alone. There's not much you can do really. You could sting back and use your super observing powers that introverts have but that will make you seem desperate. Best go for the peaceful route and try explaining these idiots we're neither worse or better than regular people, just different. Repeat this step a few times and it might finally get into their stubborn brains. Good luck anon