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You're in the bar and this guy slaps your ass and asks you if you have any Chainlink.

What do you do?

>> No.13559792

>>13559786
Tell him i sold Japan Content Token the other night and made 800% gains. While his cuck cheer for 15% gains.

>> No.13559795

>>13559786
Offer my manpucci to him and hope I'll get pregnant this time.

>> No.13559803

>>13559786
I've got 2.1k as suicide insurance Mr. Nazareth

>> No.13559817

>>13559786
go to McDonalds, buy a big mac and EAT IT IN FRONT OF HIM LIKE A SAVAGE

>> No.13559900

>>13559786
Tell him if he touches my ass again I will punch him in the face, then tell him of course I Hodl Link I am not a moron no Linker.

>> No.13559910

>>13559900
Clearly the correct answer, see those digits.

>> No.13559917

>>13559795
You’ve got it all wrong, pregnant sergey is the goal

>> No.13559924

>>13559917
Are you a gay muslim man by any chance?

>> No.13560842

I'd rub his belly

>> No.13560870
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13560870

How can someone be so sexy

>> No.13560899
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13560899

Ask him if he wants to see my secure enclave

>> No.13560978
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13560978

>tfw went and had a big mac the other day cause of subliminal messaging through link memes
wasnt bad desu

>> No.13561509

>>13560899
where does one obtain this plush