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Post for listing/discussing all the different types of smart contracts you faggots can think of.

>> No.13541415

>>13541412
smartcontracts for tracking all the poo in the streets.

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>>13541415
Yfw Indians already figured out decentralized shitting

>> No.13541589

decentralized shitposting

>> No.13541689

>>13541412
Say you wanna fuck a hooker, but she asks you to pay up front. You don't fuck with that shit bitch could just take the money and run. The moment your cum hit her skin bitch gets paid via a smart contract as the sensors under her skin detect the impact of semen. Boom. Revolutionize prostitution

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>>13541412
>>13541415

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>>13542932
Moustache man btfo. Props to Adelyn for the psyops. Lovely reverse marketing tactic

>> No.13543048

>>13542932
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my fucking sides

>> No.13543089

>>13542932
Hahahahah holy fuck that's great

>> No.13543121

ya know, I'm really proud of you cunts. from the fud marines holding the front line to the hippie marines and inspired anons actively working to better their lives, I really see the effort all around and it's a pleasure to serve with most of you. anyhow, back to the bunker with me. have one of those twitter shills fetch some coffee.
t. lt col

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>>13542932
based

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>> No.13543181

>>13541412
reminder link is a memecoin we used to survive the bear market, now that its over there is no need for link.. gl faggots

>> No.13543418

>>13543181
Go and Fuck yourself you worthless piece of shit

>> No.13543446

>>13543418
What an angry little man you are. You’re gonna have to get a job soon wagie. Link won’t save you from wage slaving.

Back to the kitchen wagie! Go on! Scram! Get outta here you dirty zoomer

>> No.13543482

as you can see from this thread, there is no real demand for smart contracts and never will be. shit is a meme.

>> No.13543509

come on guys, I know some people here are in it for the tech. think
>currency agnostic payments e.g. buy shit on amazon and pay with any crypto
>banking without a bank (storage and saving scheme smartcontracts)
>guaranteed alimony contracts that the judge cant throw out
>connect to exchange apis, reliable automated buying and selling
>online trading where money doesnt release until package is verified at doorstep by mail company
>meme gambling games where you bet on how many people will die in a hurricane or whatever
I thought of all this shit off the top of my head.

>> No.13543510

>>13542932
bruh. lmoa.

>> No.13544004

>>13543509
Thank you for this.

>> No.13544051

>>13543121
So you're proud of these anons ruining my attempt to have a discussion on how crypto will have a productive use in society. I get that it's fun to troll with this glorious anonymity, but doesnt it get old?