ITT we laugh at "Mr.Link"

[Anonymous No.13538458]

Stupid faggot got hacked and lost his life savings (~5kUSD). He thinks a police report will do something.

STUPID FAGGOT LOL

[Anonymous No.13538494]

>>13538458
>oh no, please, you can call me Poor, Mr. Link is my father.

[Anonymous No.13538504]

>>13538458
So fucking cringe.

[Anonymous No.13538522]

>twitter retards in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.13538544]

How'd he get hacked?

[Anonymous No.13538551]

This shit has to be made up...What does a police report prove? Just that you made a formal complaint. It doesn't mean shit. Binance won't return the tokens unless the retard who got them is using his personal email. I'm embarrassed to think people like this share a common investment with myself.

[Anonymous No.13538577]

>>13538458
>>13538551
If he gets police involved and they actually find that the thief injected code into a URL, then wouldn't that prove to Binance that those tokens are indeed stolen?

[Anonymous No.13538742]

>>13538458
Fucking obliterated. SEEMS LIKE HE'S MR. NOLINK NOW HAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.13538793]

>>13538742
Keked but feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.13538839]

>>13538544
He won't reply to that question
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAH IT'S NOT HARD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.13538845]

>2fa

[Anonymous No.13538883]

>>13538458
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

FUCK TWITTER HOMOSEX AND DISCORD TRANNIES

Let's hope that this will free chainlink from those cringy facebook-tier memes.
Link is ready to go big, all toxic brainlets will be left behind. Get fucked kiddos! only the toughest survive here

[Anonymous No.13538935]

>>13538883
based and tarrantpilled

[Anonymous No.13538951]

what a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.13538971]

What exactly do you expect binance to do? They can't halt all operations and freeze funds every time some random twitter meme account with a pepe avatar says their fucking funds were stolen and are being laundered thru their exchange. Every time someone sees some 100k link come in to binance or 50 btc or anything and some random asshole says "hey freeze those funds those are stolen funds stolen from ME" binance is supposed to halt everything? Get the fuck out of here. This is what crypto is. You are responsible. This is this guys fault and he needs to instead of cry about it and bothering his local police department with this nonsense (what in the actual fuck can a local PD even do? This seems like it would be way out of their normal scope of calls)... he needs to get to stacking that link back up.
If these link were properly stored it would have been impossible for them to have been stolen from the owner.

[Anonymous No.13538977]

>>13538458
how is it even possible to get hacked if you have 2 factor authentication turned on

bet he deserved it

[Anonymous No.13538992]

>>13538839
I know exactly how
>wallet inspector

[Anonymous No.13538997]

>>13538977
Do they have some hackman magic to get passed two step auth?

[Anonymous No.13539019]

>>13538971
This 1000 times. The bitch got served and can't blame nobody but himself. Every free complain to binance is a cringe shitshow and shows the world of much of a brainlet this pussy is (and twitter homisex in general). CRY MORE FUCKING NIGGER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.13539045]

>>13538971
>>13539019
nah ppl's account get frozen over this shit.

happened to mine before.. gave a bullshit story awhile back and emptied my account out and left.

[Anonymous No.13539050]

>>13538458
HAHAHAHA stupid fucker!

[Anonymous No.13539063]

>>13538458
>these are the autists spamming /biz/ every time LINK goes up 10%

I knew you were all pathetic, but this is something else

[Anonymous No.13539096]

>>13539045
Looks like this is not the case kek

[Anonymous No.13539117]

>>13539096
cause someone said i stole their coins(i did)
then i larped my way out of it and cashed out.

months back..

[Anonymous No.13539131]

>>13539117
No you didnt retard

[Anonymous No.13539144]

>>13539131
what do i gain from lying on a anonymous board?

brainlet.

[Anonymous No.13539186]

>>13539144
how much did you make off with? how did you do it? was it someone you know irl?

[Anonymous No.13539188]

>>13539144
What would you like, m'lady?

[Anonymous No.13539190]

>>13539186
nah not going into it dont want to be linked back anywhere.

[Anonymous No.13539192]

>>13539117
You did the needful if true. But this guy is fucked. The fact that he went from 'please cz my kind sir, mi familia is hungry' to 'muh binance scam1!!11!1!' should tell you that he's justed beyond any doubt. An hero EOM

[Anonymouse No.13539218]

>>13538458
It appears as if someone got control of this dumb fuck's wallet, transferred the contents to a Binance address, and is now selling it off. It was not a case of a Binance account getting hacked -- the Link was acquired in some other way.

This is part of the reason why all the damn discord/twitter groups and groups-in-groups are so stupid. The dumb fuck was probably talked into giving away his private keys somehow, or was otherwise socially engineered.

I get it if you idiots want to LARP as the future illuminati or some shit, but maintain basic opsec practices. "Someone lied to me" probably isn't going to be enough to get his funds back. The police are going to laugh at this dumb fuck, the Binance team have no way to confirm that the account selling the tokens acquired them fraudulently and will be polite about doing nothing (but privately laugh at the dumb fuck), and the scammer probably has to leave some cringy LARP group which will make their miserable lives more lonely but they're for goddamn sure laughing at the dumb fuck too.

Don't be this dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.13539278]

nothing funny about this all

[Anonymouse No.13539289]

>>13539278
Who are you kidding this is hilarious.

Entirely preventable situation

[Anonymous No.13539293]

>>13539278

[Anonymous No.13539374]

>>13539289
>>13539293
but why is it funny?
what did the guy do wrong? apart from telling his private keys

[Anonymous No.13539385]

>>13539374
he probably held it for 2 years to lose his LINKS just before singularity KEKEKEKEK

[Anonymous No.13539401]

>>13539278
You're right. But there is plenty about it that's fucking hysterical.

[Anonymous No.13539408]

>>13538977
it is not he probably handed over his private keys and now crying like a cuck he doesnt say how he lost his links probably he lost them because of his stupidity KEK

[Anonymous No.13539416]

>>13539374
He bought an abject shitcoin like link

[Anonymous No.13539423]

>>13539401
I mean, it's tragic.

ill tell you anons what the fuck just happened to me

in the day 28 april I sent 40,88 BTC to a BSV address.

lost?

no. poloniex refunded me. and they actually held 100% btc for me, bought back link at 44-45 cents... made more link and today more money.

but I felt like half a man
eveyone who laughed at this will lose his coins

om tat sat so be it the curse is active.

better donate to mr.link

with 10 link per head we can unironically make his poorfag folio back

[Anonymous No.13539434]

>>13539423
man its a fucking tragedy. biz is poison when you are linkless.
like. bro. being linkless on 4chan is literally torture.

hope binance refunds him. DOUBT.

because poloniex did the needful and binance told me openly that I had lost the funds.

[Anonymouse No.13539439]

>>13539374
Consider the attached GIF.

> what did the dumb fuck do wrong? apart from telling his private keys
is a little bit like
> what did the dumb fuck do wrong? apart from concocting an asinine plan and ending up at the bottom of a ravine

The dumb fuck bitching to Binance like they have any liability or incentive to do something about it is like one of those "Ouch!" signs. Watching incompetence in action is fundamentally funny.

[Anonymous No.13539448]

>>13539439
but this is ultimately funny because he shilled on twitter and pissed sergey off, right?

[Anonymous No.13539456]

>>13539434
>>13539423
No one is falling for it, Mr. Nolink

[Anonymous No.13539461]

>>13539423
you werent cursed, you are just stupid.

[Anonymous No.13539464]

>>13539456
My name is tommaso I am not mister link. I can prove this. my stack is thin now because im in ethereum

[Anonymous No.13539472]

he is getting taken care of


"
https://twitter.com/biscuitbit/status/1125436501599199232

En resposta a @biscuitbit @binance
someone is giving u 4$k ($2k in link and $2k in neo)
>>13537716

just prove it's you
"


so only -$1k for him if he only lost $5k

[Anonymous No.13539473]

>>13539190
you are a lying nigger.

[Anonymous No.13539475]

This guy and all link shills on twitter will make CZ delist LINK, screencap this

[Anonymous No.13539478]

>>13539461
but you are both cursed and stupid, chekem

[Anonymouse No.13539482]

>>13539448
It does add a jortle to the chortle that the victim was an autistic shill, yes

[Anonymous No.13539483]

>>13538742
underrated

[Anonymous No.13539491]

>>13539472
what a lucky motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.13539509]

>not having minimum 10 wallets split and 6.66% kept in 2 exchanges.

[Anonymous No.13539525]

>>13539478
nope, fuck your mother.

[Anonymous No.13539537]

>>13539525

no fuck yours
you are about to get absolutely rekt some way or the other, you have paid for it when you purchased your cringe arrogance. just remember this post when your predicaments arrive, I will masturbate-

[Anonymous No.13539550]

>>13539482
why are you so smart? you emanate intelligence. what the fuck are you reading?

pls gib adivce.

what do you like to read? to eat? to smoke? to drink? pls gib pearls to swine

[Anonymous No.13539565]

>>13539537
nigger, you don't know a damn thing, I've already paid the price 10x over. don't be a retard next time, double check the address you're sending to, and this retard mr.link, is a fucking retard for joing a discord/telly group or whatever faggy group it was.

[Anonymous No.13539591]

>>13539565
yes fuck mine
you are about to absolutely make it some way or the other, you have merited it when you purchased your cringe basedness. just remember this post when your joys arrive, I will suffer.

[Anonymous No.13539608]

>>13539591
there is no suffering or joy, just don't be so stupid. just stop. just stop it. you have to stop doing that. just stop!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13539612]

>>13539608
ok sorry you are right beyond measure. I apologize.

[Anonymouse No.13539615]

>>13539591
>>13539608
Damn y'all didn't know it was schizoposting hours

[Anonymous No.13539629]

>>13539615
bro tell me what do your read and what coins do you hold please? tell me something you like.

[Anonymous No.13539628]

>>13539615

[Anonymous No.13539848]

>>13539218
>>13539289
>>13539439
>>13539482
based opsec poster
LINK is a meme shitcoin

[Anonymous No.13539873]

>>13538742
>MR. NOLINK

[Anonymous No.13539917]

>>13539218
>This is part of the reason why all the damn discord/twitter groups and groups-in-groups are so stupid. The dumb fuck was probably talked into giving away his private keys somehow, or was otherwise socially engineered.
Totally agree, same thought as mine. I suspect this won't be the last time that something like this happen, the shit will get riskier as link gains more momentum. It's always satisfying watching natural selection do its things, nothing of value was lost.
Personally I'm in full ghost-mode since day 1
>>13539278
>>13539374
>but why is it funny?
Because a room temperature IQ nigger got justed
>what did the guy do wrong?
Apart from being a nigger, he and his boyfriends spread meme cancer where the big players are trying to make things happen but since they're boomers they get confused (pic related) by these kids. Personally, I don't want zoomers playing with my investment because they can't control their social-media addiction, what about you?
>>13539434
>man its a fucking tragedy
No it's not, it's unironically a great thing. Time to play has ended and the kids must get out, it's bullish, warming.
>>13539475
>This guy and all link shills on twitter will make CZ delist LINK, screencap this
Not a chance in hell, if you think that a bunch of kids can influence a millions dollar project you are delusional at best. Sleep tight, it's more likely that these fags will get fucking killed if anything. I repeat, game-time is over.

[Anonymous No.13539919]

>2019
>not using 2FA

[Anonymous No.13539955]

>>13538458
We shouldn't laugh at this. He was a fellow marine, trying to make it like the rest of us and now it's over.
How would you feel if all your LINKs vanished?

[Anonymous No.13539967]

>>13539955
I hope you get raped and robbed by Discord Trannies as well.

[Anonymous No.13540015]

>>13539955
>How would you feel if all your LINKs vanished?
Like a guilty braindead, but I'm not. That's why someone gonna make it and someone will get left behind. Welcome to business & finance, where for a winner there MUST be 10 losers. That's how it works.

[Anonymous No.13540125]

>>13539955
Timo is a link marine too.
Anyone who's sabotaging Chainlink should be treated as enemy of you and me, including twitter troll and scammers like CLC.

[Anonymous No.13540223]

>>13540125
>Anyone who's sabotaging Chainlink should be treated as enemy
Based

[Anonymous No.13540307]

Lmao @ get killed. Thinking about giving this fellow marine 10k link just because he's not a fucking cunt like most people here. This board is just pure delusion now. When was the last time an anon on here posted something useful on chainlink? It's all low quality posts, larps, and twitter/telegram/discord screenshots now lol.

[Anonymous No.13540339]

>>13538458
just checked my ledger address
my 13k linkies are still safe
who would of thought
its almost like you just have to be not a complete fucking retard to not lose your linkies

[Anonymous No.13540417]

>>13540339
After reading this thread I transferred the rest of my link off binance to my Ledger, feels good man

[Anonymous No.13540849]

>>13540307
We know link better than Sergey himself by now, there's nothing relevant to be said anymore, link is biz approved and that's it. Are you not entertained? Do something with your life. Are you still not confident? Sell and kill yourself. Do you feel alone? Give a fren your private key and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13540910]

You guys want to hear my story? One day I tried accessing my binance but my 2FA was disabled. I'm like wtf is going on? My friend who is understand all this shit says you prob got hacked. Had about 7k link on there.

Still haven't figured out if they are still on there because I have no fucking idea how to set back up my 2FA and waiting for a friend to help me to go through the process. But chances are they are all gone.

Abouf 5 months ago I had all my link on binance.... and luckily I was shitposting on youtube in anti-trump CBS news reports saying shit like "why do you people want to overpopulate country to begin with? And why do you want to many 3rd world spics populating our civilized country too." So i think I got flagged for hate speech or for spamming cuz I copy and pasted shit to multiple different people commenting.

So once that happened I got a notification from google saying my shit might be terminated. So I had to scramble since my login for binance is through gmail. So I literally sent my linkies to two different people. Because I'm a brainlet and have no idea how to transfer them to my hardware wallet. One is that close friend who is going to help me and the other half I sent to a linkmarine from here that lives in the same area as me but at that point we hadn't met. And they still have my link.

So unironically my hate speech shitposting on YouTube ended up saving me like 27k of my linkies. They might still be in binance but they probably aren't and I will find out soon.

I believe it is karma. Because although to the NPC hate speech is bad..... it is really about keeping a peaceful community not overrun by animals. So I think a higher power understood this and spared me my entire link stack by making it so YouTube flagged me spurring me to most of my link before they got hacked

[Anonymouse No.13540979]

>>13540910
this is a fucking 10/10 masterpiece
> spurring me to most of my link before they got hacked
I, too, have accidentally the whole bottle in my time

[Anonymous No.13540983]

>>13540910

[Anonymous No.13541049]

>>13540983
>he’ll just wear an eyepatch
>otherwise fine looking normie with some Xman cyclops scars
Yeah he’s fine no point in getting all dramatic

[Anonymouse No.13541057]

>>13541049
yeah you're right exactly one quarter of his face isn't busted he'll be fine lol
also, the point isn't him, the point is all the early aughts b-tards who saw themselves in his ugliness. fuck off chad

[Anonymous No.13541069]

>>13541057
the post in the pic was made in 2012, fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.13541082]

>>13539423
>with 10 link per head we can unironically make his poorfag folio back

i aint giving 10k to some retarded basement dweller that can't manage his shit properly

[Anonymous No.13541125]

>>13539190
What are you afraid of? This is an anonymous messaging board. How did you do it?

[Anonymous No.13541130]

[Anonymous No.13541231]

>>13538997
hackerman here

Not for google no.

[Anonymous No.13541275]

>>13538977
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE

[Anonymous No.13541277]

>>13539423
>implying 1000 people still post here

[Anonymous No.13541294]

>>13538458
>in the recover of my funds

very good, sir.

[Anonymous No.13541454]

>>13540979
I'm posting from my phone jagoff. You can understand what I'm saying

[Anonymouse No.13542594]

>>13541454
Shitty excuse for a shitpost desu

[Anonymous No.13542682]

>>13538845
>>13538977
>>13538997
who even uses 2fa? its slow

[Anonymous No.13542866]

>>13540223
The thing about chainlink you have to understand duder is that it's not going to moon, that's like your opinion man.

[Anonymous No.13543587]

repeat after me
nano ledger s
nano ledger s
nano ledger s

[Anonymous No.13543678]

Wait did someone really give this imbecile dumb enough to give up his private keys 2k in link and 2k in neo? So stupidly is rewarded these days? And the idiot who got hacked is blaming binance instead of taking responsibility for this own actions? Unreal

[Anonymous No.13543756]

Fucking pathetic. Guy is practically begging CZ to give him his precious link back. Newsflash dumbfuck, it wasn't CZ's exchanges fault. Try not to be double digit IQ mongoloid next time. Cringing hard at this guy repeatedly begging a fucking billionaire to fix a problem that was solely due to user error. Live and learn. Mr. Link is the embodiment of everything that's wrong with this country. Blaming others instead of accepting responsibility for your own dumb actions

[Anonymous No.13543881]

>>13543678
I actually hope it's the case that he sent his stack to another address he owned, claimed it was stolen, and suckered some white knight out of 4k. At least then not everyone was an idiot in this situation.

[Anonymous No.13544065]

>>13538494

Underrated