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>convinced oneitis to come over and get high and drunk with me alone and listen to music and have a drawing session.

sh-should I have a consent form ready just in case?

>> No.13515122

Just rape her dumbass

>> No.13515136

just have a notary present

>> No.13515220

>>13515122
>>13515136
I don't know what to do like... should I have a hidden camera set up and keep the file forever so that I have evidence in case I get rich and then "allegations" start surfacing. Would everyone in the courtroom watch it like... this is stressing me out. Should I just cancel?

>> No.13515235

>>13515220
Rape her then destroy the tape

>> No.13515252

What is oneitis?

One eye tis?

>> No.13515262

>>13515252
Its a japanese term meaning older sibling

>> No.13515265

>>13515252
This

>> No.13515285

>>13515047
Make it a smart contract and wear a condom covered in sensors streaming to a chainlink node.

>> No.13515320

>>13515047
ok for real now.
Just secretly do an audio record using an smartphone.
Place it such that it picks up everything in bed when you fuck her.
When you fuck her talk dirty with her and her answers are enough to establish consent.
Works 100% if she says that you raped here because consensual dirty talk with moaning means consent.

>> No.13515356

>>13515122
As soon as you get it in and make her orgasm, her memory literally gets wiped. She’ll forget about everything that happened before that moment and instantly fall in love with you. Literally all women are the same in this regard unless rheir body counts are 20+

>t. Non virgin

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>>13515047
You must be confused. This board is about finance not fiancees

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13515530

>>13515356
True
t. Made Women Squirt

>> No.13515609

>>13515252
Hi how new are you?

>> No.13515875

Why are you thinking about fucking your older sibling

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>>13515530
>>13515356

Do sex and make her cum a lot and don't cum yourself. You have no idea how Chad this makes you.

Chads think this model is hot.

>> No.13515954

If you get her over to get high and drunk and don't fuck her, you're a genetic failure and should neck yourself.