did u ever do anything bad at work?

[Anonymous No.13510705]

[Anonymous No.13510972]

>>13510705
I take a shit every hour and take pictures of my hot coworker with the sound and flash on

[Anonymous No.13510989]

>>13510705
I fart when i get out from the elevator

[Anonymous No.13510999]

>>13510705
One time I made cummies in the bathroom

[Anonymous No.13511017]

>>13510705
Someone pissed in the cornbread mix

[Anonymous No.13511035]

Hit a pile of pallets with a forklift and a big sliding door came off the bottom rail. I left without telling anyone and it was fixed the next day

[Anonymous No.13511061]

>>13510705
>be Wally World Wage Cuck
>we have 2 15 minute breaks
>make them 30 minute breaks
>take a 15 minute shit every day if I don't have to poop just sit in the toilet
>hour lunch
>dick around and pencil whip inventory like everyone else in this dump
>last year we lost (had overstated inventories of) about 1.4 million in merchandise
>probably 1.8-2 this year
>no one cares
>Walmart still growing
During the 2008 recession Walmart had their stock grow so idk how they operate. Some high level jewery out of my control.
I used to be a good caring employee for the company
>now I laugh at people that were in my shoes
It's hell

[Anonymous No.13511386]

>>13510705
Since a month I'm making liquid out of my peepe in the bathroom everyday

[Anonymous No.13511409]

I stopped coming in about a month back, except for scheduled meetings. So far no one's said anything

[Anonymous No.13511410]

>>13510705
Emptied my ex employers safe. Didnt get caught

[Anonymous No.13511426]

I stole... the show

Yea

[Anonymous No.13511432]

Blew my load on to my female bosses desk.

[Anonymous No.13511480]

Work in a hospital. Piss in the sink in whatever room I'm in if I get a chance because I hate public hospital toilets

[Anonymous No.13511504]

>>13510705
>mfw had a secluded personal office that was right by a seldom-used bathroom
>mfw used to jerk off multiple times during the day in the bathroom because I was bored
it happens anon

[Anonymous No.13511508]

Did a Fortnite dance on the balcony when nobody was watching

[Anonymous No.13511526]

I masturbate in the toilet 1-2 times a day. I don't think it's as unusual as you'd expect. There's a lot of very attractive young women who wear revealing clothes and I have a stressful job

[Anonymous No.13511531]

Ignore duties that don't need to be done every week, but are supposed to do anyway. It makes no sense and I could probably get in trouble for it, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.13511544]

>>13510972

lol

[Anonymous No.13511864]

>>13511409
seriously? what's your job?

[Anonymous No.13512347]

While my boss was out of town I fucked my half japanese half venezuelan intern who had huge fake tits all over his house, including doggystyle on his kitchen table in front of a big decorative mirror (the business was in the basement of his house). She was married young (~24 years old) to a much older guy and they had an open marriage where theyd use sex with other people to have their own jealousy-fueled sex. Did that for a week while my boss was away instead of any substantive work. His friend, who we didnt realize would be staying at thhe house, basically walked in on us while we were on the table and we had to sprint downstairs to the office naked. Pretty sure the friend saw the mess we made and told my boss but it was too awkward for him to accuse of it without solid proof. But ive posted this story on here before.

[Anonymous No.13512542]

>>13510705
I came multiple times in every possible female office there was. Sprayed it all over the floor, dipped some on the mouse and keyboard to ensure they all get in contact with my sperm even if it dries out.
Hottest event was...
Made some after hours and female trainee(7/10-jewl ass) was still at the front desk to prep some work for tomorrow's usual shit. Every other person already left the building. There was a counter in front of her and behind her with a window like opening -I was behind of course. I walked around started telling some usual bullshit and stuff and felt like boner starts kicking in. Pull out boner, haven't washed in two days so it smelled like a whole rotten container of shrimps. Pull it out further and start jerking anyway while still talking to the trainee. Her eyes glued to the screen while I am walking behind her jerking and her ass sticked out between the backrest and seat. I saw the asscrack and that it got a little darker the further it went down. Damn that gave me such a diamond hard boner that every little jerk almost made me cum but I wanted to enjoy the feeling of naughtiness. Realize dick stinks breathtaking hard the more I jerk and precum makes a little slimy sound while jerking. I go back to the window and stare at her as and she turns around and twisted her nose muscles as if she could smell the fuckery going on behind her back -I just smiled at her and pretended to do some other shit behind her, she turns around again and keeps staring at the screen. My dick was so swollen that my forskin was hard to pull down. I looked at it and looked back at her asscrack again. Then I couldn't hold it anymore, turned to he right and fucking blew my load out soooooo far and soooooo much that I was astound about the amount of jizz. It was as much as if I peed, it just kept cummin. Had to walk over it couple of times to rub it in the floor but shit got slippery and even more white because of the fraction.

[Anonymous No.13512555]

>>13512542
Walked away with my dick still hanging out and dripping cum that I couldn't shake off without making a too obvious sound. Walked straight to the restroom, cleaned my dick and hands and smiled into the mirror. Came back to the place it happened and trainee asked me if I spit some coffee or something because it was wet and slippery at the spot behind the counter. I just denied and went off the place with the words that she has to give me a sign when she is about to leave so I could shut the doors.

Also I fucking slept over night from time to time at the resting area at this work place. Ate others people sandwiches left in the fridge, used company's cars at the weekend for own biz or while a friend was moving I drove all his shit with a company's car, stole whatever office equipment I needed for home and also since the was a big workshop attached to the company I stole bunch of useful tools that I still use -best drills ever dude! :)
I fucking don't care about others I think.

[Anonymous No.13512649]

>>13512555
What does your Blockfolio looks like?

[Anonymous No.13512660]

Share it you dirty fucker

[Anonymous No.13512672]

>first friday of the month
>that's when NEETcucks pay up in my country
>check bank account
>balance is same as yesterday

REEEEE where's my neetbux faggots?
NEET life can be hard

[Anonymous No.13512690]

I refuse to make small talk or put any effort into co-worker relationships and people think I’m self centered and avoid me as a result. They’re not wrong and I want it that way.

[Anonymous No.13512742]

>>13512649
ICO LINK 100%