JUST LMFAO @ how bad the average wagecuck's life is.

[Anonymous No.13501447]

a wagecuck is woken by his wagelarm, he proceeds to have a wageshave, eat wagefood then hop in his wagemobile to make his wagecommute to the wage factory. at the wage factory the wagecuck sits in his wagecubicle on his wagecomputer for 9 hours whilst glancing at the wageclock. when the wageclock says 5 the wagecuck is "free" to go back to his wagedomicile.

[Anonymous No.13501461]

>>13501447
brutal ngl
would rather work 4-5 hours a day even if it meant less money ded srs

[Anonymous No.13501466]

i cracked a business email address last month, changed the bank details in an incoming invoice to a burner bank account and pocketed £5.5k, can live off that for the next few months, wagies are dumb af

[Anonymous No.13501479]

>>13501447

I've been NEETing for 2 years now and I don't wanna go back to wagecucking man I just don't. It's too fucking painful man. Even uni was a pain even though I did maybe 2 hours of studying per day. I don't think the government wants to keep paying my neetbux for much longer but I don't wanna go back maan ffs noooo help fellow NEETs :(

[Anonymous No.13501492]

>>13501466
absolute mad lad. How'd you learn to do that? And how the hell do you set up a 'burner' bank account in this country. you cant do anything without 20 layers of beauracracy

[Anonymous No.13501626]

>>13501492
The cracking is easy enough, just download combolists from various cracking forums, edit them on notepad+ to target UK email addresses, forward invoice emails to another email or filter it to spam and change when you want, for banks i cant only speak for the UK but go for mobile only European banks, like N26, Fidor, Loot etc, they have no jurisdiction and will simply just close the account down but by then the moneys gone, im simplifying obviously but its fairly easy and quick when you know what to look for.

[Anonymous No.13501647]

>>13501479
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.13501880]

wagecucks are unconscious husks.

[Anonymous No.13502650]

>>13501447
wageshaves for wageslaves
post neckbeards

[Anonymous No.13502688]

>>13501447
getting paychecks is only meant to gain access to loans, once you get the loan you dissappear.

[Anonymous No.13502700]

>>13502688
once you get the loan your wagecage basically gets locked from the outside

[Anonymous No.13502815]

>>13502700
thats right and then when the rate hike comes in you wagecage squeezes together and crushes you

[Anonymous No.13502817]

>>13502650
I was neet for about six years. Now I've been a wagie for just as long. Got lucky with a job making 50k in town with cheap living. bought a house, have a car, and a wife/kid. Waging sucks for sure, but being a neet loser is honestly worse. Life just sucks no matter what if you hate yourself

[Anonymous No.13502874]

>>13501447
i only work 18 hours a week and its a solo graveyard shift so i dont do any of that shit

[Anonymous No.13502954]

Force slammed out of your sleep by a goddamn electronic device every morning.

Cant tell me thats healthy in the long run?

[Anonymous No.13503035]

>>13501447
This is sadly accurate

[Anonymous No.13503554]

I've stopped resisting the system, I just wagekek then come back home, sit in my parking lot and blast some music everyday

[Anonymous No.13503796]

>>13501447
>hur dur, m’lady

[Anonymous No.13504306]

>>13502874
whats your job anon? sounds comfy as fuck