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For me, physics professor at one of the famous Cali unis, preferably Berkeley. (I'm not American)

>> No.13498850

>>13498840
sex with girls who are 18-20 years old

>> No.13498857

>>13498840
I would better work in a lab than be a professor at an Uni. Fuck dealing with stupid lazy students.

>> No.13498871

>>13498857
They ain't gonna be lazy at Berkeley, but I see where you're coming from

>> No.13498876

>>13498840
music/movie producer, so I can bang young female singers/actresses without effort

>> No.13498890

wish I could get paid to read books laying on my deck.

>> No.13499689

pornstar

gamer

weed reviewer

>> No.13499750

Janitor/custodian and Disneyland...hear me out, you get to work outside most of the day AND work at the happiest place on earth

>> No.13499763

>>13498871
delusional

>> No.13500646

Rich neet playboy

>> No.13500700
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13500700

>>13498850
I do this frequently and last year I knocked up an 18 year old whitey from the midwest. She insisted we keep it. I told her to kill it. I told her I would abandon her if she kept it and she'd be on her own. A week later she miscarried. It was Thanksgiving Day.

>> No.13500764

A modern day explorer/adventurer who goes on expeditions through the jungle, driving a 4x4 or motorcycle or bush plane, in search of cool shit. Basically I’d want to be Indiana Jones

>> No.13500771

Self made NEET

>> No.13500802

Art director for some big studio like Blizzard or Riot.
Or maybe a board member for companies like that. Tons of money, creative environment and comfy as fuck subject.

>> No.13500841

>>13498840
if you want people to worship you for your knowledge of arcana, just join scientology.

Faggot.

>> No.13500880

>>13498840
Professional shitposter

>> No.13500897

>>13498840
For me, it's the McChicken sandwich

>> No.13501911
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13501911

>>13498840

I would like to be an executioner.

>> No.13501934

Would have to go back in time and be a Khan raping a pillaging my way through the world.

>> No.13501958

>>13499750
Underrated.
You never even mentioned the weather factor. Its freaking great weather all year round in orange county or orlando.

Bravo anon, bravo

>> No.13502594

>>13498840
It looks much better from afar. Once you visit Berkeley you won't want to stay. Sorry to break it to you kid.

>> No.13502608

>>13498857
It's hard to break it to you but even if you work in a lab you have to deal with stupid kids. You have undergrads and fucking grad students and other people trying to fucking get in on your lab and use it for experienc and an internship from helping out there or some shit like that and all they will do is fucking ruin everything for you

>> No.13502615

>>13498876
Weinstein is that you?

>> No.13502719

Kneepads

>> No.13502821

>>13498840
you probably think that you will be that chill teacher that sits on the desk when he talks and the students all lisen completely quiet and the class is filled before you start. No everyone is going to talk shit about you behind your back and you will hear them talk shit and then they are going to act all kindely infront of you .

>> No.13502852

>>13500700
Pathetic 700 club poster... Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>> No.13502884

>>13498840
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/artificial-intelligence-lex-mit-ai/id1434243584?i=1000432520120
listen

>> No.13503001

>>13498890
This would be very nice indeed