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13496312 No.13496312 [Reply] [Original]

>This wasn't on my radar before this meeting >Yes now that you mention it it is a core element of the project
>I think we could circle back and hash this out offline so we can have our ducks in a row for our follow up call this afternoon
>Hey Anon can you find the bandwidth to doa deep dive into the data on the points Jim brought up I don't think we need to boil the ocean but I don't want to get caught with our pants down this afternoon We're just trying to make sure we can move the needle
>Let's take a step back our North Star hasn't changed
>Ping me when you're available to touch base

>> No.13496316

please someone post the webpage version with all the records in loop mode

>> No.13496346

>>13496316
I haven't heard about this one.

>> No.13496358

>I got a phd in project management

>> No.13496486

>>13496346

http://conferencecall.biz/

>> No.13496516

>>13496312
kek that reminds me of the retarded project manager at the crypto project I worked at during the bullrun. They literally paid me 3k a month to work 1 hour a week and were too dumb to notice I was doing nothing.

>> No.13496547

>>13496486
Jesus Christ, put a trigger warning on that shit.

>> No.13496575

>>13496312
Let's take this offline and touch base

>> No.13496583

>>13496486
this is literally hell incarnate

>> No.13496622

>>13496312
please stop posting this. In literally 7 hours I will be in meetings like this for 6 hours straight

fucking kill me

>> No.13496837

>>13496486
Triggered

>> No.13496847

>>13496583
Imagine putting on a vr headset and headphones with this on loop and you can’t take it off.

>> No.13496916

>>13496312
I rarely attend meetings where I get to hear these things as I'm sales and get to pull that card most of the time, but I did attend one recently and got to see what my new nigger boss does different from my old nigger boss. He loves talking about black church experience, tossing in some corporate phrases, and then letting HR say but of course we certainly be a diverse and welcomin company n sheeit, ain't no Jesus here while we be doin our meetin.
Such a cool guy. He's just like me.

>> No.13497065

>>13496486
>normies derive social status from doing this every day