Imagine working 16 hours a day like these wagies on a ship you can never leave

[Anonymous No.13494390]

Meanwhile, I get paid over six figures to type on a computer, then go home and have sex with my gf.
Some people were just never meant to make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywZevdHW5bQ

[CEO of bizpill online No.13495237]

>>13494390
>imagine working

no

[Anonymous No.13495270]

Imagine not eating in the officer's mess.

[Anonymous No.13495330]

Imagine joining the Navy
Imagine joining the Navy to be a "food service specialist"

[Anonymous No.13495674]

>>13494390
sounds pretty comfy desu

[Anonymous No.13495702]

>>13495330
When your time is up you can join any hotel as a banquet chef. The experience serving thousands of people is helpful.
Beats dying for israel in a ditch

[Anonymous No.13495744]

>>13495330
they're Culinary Specialists dumb dumb and they don't work 16 hour days

-Sincerely IT2

[Anonymous No.13495793]

jokes on you. i make over six figures working on ships and fck new hookers in every port across the world

[Anonymous No.13495804]

>>13495744
>Culinary Specialists
>Specialists
>Makes scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, and food barricades out of kale

[Anonymous No.13495851]

>>13495804
Someone has to do it.

All of you fags looking down on these literal heroes should go kill yourselves. That girl has more balls than all you neets sitting here projecting your insecurities on an exotic tranny escort service forum.

[Anonymous No.13495864]

>>13495804
a regular chef takes a few orders here and there. muh "Culinary Specialists" have to make 1500 breakfasts first thing in the morning on a rocking ship that could be sunk at any moment.
You're also forgetting how the "Culinary Specialists" have to deal with syphilis.

[Anonymous No.13495888]

>>13495851
What's the difference between a culinary specialist and a subway sandwich artist in a bad part of town? Both are about as dangerous, if the latter being more so because there's a higher possibility of being shot or robbed than the ship sinking. Literally anyone on that ship could do what they're doing from a culinary standpoint.

>>13495864
>muh "Culinary Specialists" have to make 1500 breakfasts first thing in the morning on a rocking ship that could be sunk at
Quantity doesn't make much difference. You still only have two hands and 60 minutes in an hour.

[Anonymous No.13495890]

>>13495804
>>13495851
>>13495864
also these guys are the ones on the ship you wanna get in with, they control your food portions so if youre cool with them they'll be cool to you

[Anonymous No.13495924]

>>13494390
I am more fascinated by the network/comms/electrical conduits and panels a few feet from the food serving area. just asking for the Culinary Specialist to slosh a pot of soup or something all over those panels... I mean they are on a ship in the ocean rocking back and forth after all

speaking of which how does the navy deal with sea sickness

[Anonymous No.13495926]

Why is everybody starting a sentence with "imagine". Is this a meme that I don't know about. All's I know it's super duper cringe.

[Anonymous No.13495930]

>>13495926

imagine you having sex

[Anonymous No.13495939]

>>13495926
imagine being this new

[Anonymous No.13496005]

>>13495926
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.13496025]

>>13495330
hawthorne nevada had a job posting for a pizza cook on base a little while ago. i applied months ago, but never heard back. i just wanna shove pizza in seamans' faces

[Anonymous No.13496070]

that little marine cook chick is cute af. those milkers. some lucky devil dog is tappin that shit every night.

[Anonymous No.13496237]

>>13495926
It started sometime mid-to-late last year (don't remember exact month) when somebody posted a pic of some brapper with the caption "imagine the stench."

It caught on instantly, spread to other boards, and is even picking up steam offsite (crypto Twitter especially). Started right here on /biz/ though, and I was actually there for the original thread. Over the last few months it has gone parabolic and will probably crash soon. It will stick around to some extent, but we're definitely in an "imagine" bubble.

[Anonymous No.13496292]

>>13495888
>quantity doesnt make much difference
>in the military

[Anonymous No.13496351]

>>13496292
He means quantity doesn't make the amount of work done much different for any single person, you just need more people or larger scale equipment. One person can only do so much bulk work with their own body. Not that doing such a high amount means nothing, but it's not as big a deal as you think.

[Anonymous No.13496422]

>>13496351
Thats quite incorrect, because the simple fact of having more staff is managerial work in itself.
Also "just get more people" is something that doesnt happen all the fucking time

[Anonymous No.13496447]

>>13496070
improve your tastes anon

[Anonymous No.13496511]

>>13496447
She's not bad at all. If she was allowed to have longer hair and wear something other than baggy cargo pants and a tucked in green shirt I'd find her pretty attractive.

>>13496422
Still when it comes to mass production, I'm sure you know it's not like making 1500 burgers is 10x harder than making 150 burgers. You do batch cooking in much higher amounts in bigass specialized machines that do the hardest part for you, there are techniques like spreading a billion scrambled eggs over a single surface to cook at once, you absolutely have to have more people to specialize and control their area, some quality has to be sacrificed for quantity, etc. But working in any kitchen especially being the only foodsource on an entire fucking ship is stressful shit I don't ever want to deal with.

[Anonymous No.13496529]

>>13496511
Well actually 1500 is about 10x as hard as 150, because at 150 youre already mass producing.

[Anonymous No.13496531]

>>13496237
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13496553]

>>13496447
What kind of women are you into?

[Anonymous No.13496562]

>>13495864
god damn that pic is based and high t as fuck

[Anonymous No.13496564]

>>13496511
ok faggot
>>13496553
for starters, women who actually look like women

[Anonymous No.13496568]

>>13494390

Sounds like a fucking horrible way to waste your life. But then again your job probably isn't that great either(except the pay). A wagie is a wagie.

[Anonymous No.13496615]

>>13496564
>decent tits
>probably a half-decent body under those standard issue clothes
>face could be better but not bad
Jesus Christ you fucking nigger I'm not saying she's a trophy but she's at least average even with the downsides of the uniform and hair regulations (which reminds me it's weird she doesn't have a hairnet, maybe it was off just for the video). Again if she was able to do the things I said she'd easily go up 1 or 2 points. Of course she might also be a massive shipwhore that I wouldn't want to get within 10 feet of at risk of catching gonorrhea.

[Anonymous No.13496633]

>>13496564
>for starters, women who actually look like women

Kek, you're too afraid to even describe what you like.

[Anonymous No.13496640]

>>13496615
>decent tits
>half-decent body
>face not bad
It's okay. I understand. You're probably ugly and lack confidence. That's why you settle for women like that. She's probably 11/10 in your league.

[Anonymous No.13496652]

>>13496633
Did I hit a soft spot?

[Anonymous No.13496665]

>>13496633
How long have you been married with your pig man-looking bitch?

[Anonymous No.13496679]

>>13496665
You do know there are IDs here right you stupid fuck? And it would help if you didn't try to samefag with posts literally 60 seconds apart.

[Anonymous No.13496696]

>tfw no gf to be there for me and cook me a hot meal after a long day at work

[Anonymous No.13496699]

>>13496640
>>13496652
>>13496665
You've got issues, man. Go see a shrink.

[Anonymous No.13496700]

>>13496679
Jesus, I wasn't samefagging. Stop being so defensive you faggot. Replying twice is samefagging now? Retard

[Anonymous No.13496706]

>>13496699
ok faggot

[Anonymous No.13496710]

>>13496706
You need to be over 18 to post here, kid.

[Anonymous No.13496713]

>>13496710
ok retard

[Anonymous No.13496716]

>>13496700
Have sex.

[Anonymous No.13496723]

>>13496713
Then stop posting, loser.

[Anonymous No.13496724]

>>13496716
You should.

[Anonymous No.13496727]

>>13496723
says the cumstain who keeps replying

[Anonymous No.13496730]

>>13496727
Why are you still talking, shit face?

[Anonymous No.13496736]

>>13496730
>>13496727
>>13496724
>>13496723
>nah ah u!
>nah ah infinity plus 1

[Anonymous No.13496737]

>>13496730
Why are you?
faggot

[Anonymous No.13496743]

>>13496736
he's SEETHING

[Anonymous No.13496745]

>>13496737
Why are you a loser?

[Anonymous No.13496750]

>>13496745
I'm sure the loser is he who wifes a pig

[Anonymous No.13496764]

>>13496750
You're just projecting. I bet your wife/girlfriend is a very ugly bitch.

[Anonymous No.13496771]

>>13496764
>n-no it's you
What would you're wife do if she finds out that you're not proud of marrying a pig?

[Anonymous No.13496774]

>>13496771
Keep on coping, shitskin.

[Anonymous No.13496785]

>>13496774
>y-you're coping anon!!!
>i-it's the best feeling marrying the l-loveliest of pigs!!