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Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

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first for refr

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Patience is a virtue.

Always ask yourself: Would I enter this trade today if I didn't have a position?

>> No.13492480

Re-test of December lows is inevitable now that Powell refuses to bend the knee. Sell or watch your gains evaporate.

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90th for XLV

>> No.13492494

oh are the little wagies realizing that they were loading their retirement fund on an unsustainable trend line that will inevitable correct in which case they will panic sell for lower than their cost basis? oh how cute..

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>he thinks I have gains

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By what metric?

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>> No.13492517

imagine being mentally ill enough make this image, or to save and post it

why is this thread perpetually populated with newfags and retards
where are the new people coming from, and where are the old ones going

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TACO back to its former self possibly on beyond Meat hype
Analyst says it was a 'let down'

>> No.13492526

you smg guys are really more delusional than chainlink holders

the next melt up will be the fed exit pump and will hold the bags you greedy fucks

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Last 30 mins here are gonna be wild

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>implying the oldfags arent also retards

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Greater market better not fuck up before LCI earnings. It's wants to go full retard.

>> No.13492551

my investment thesis is simple, buy now sell at $2.20, it's that fucking easy.

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The only thing keeping me green today is AAPL. STOP SELLING.

>> No.13492555

What's a good book to read if I don't know the first thing about trading and investing?

>> No.13492561

As much as I call people bitches for freaking out over short term price action, I honestly am feeling a bit of fatigue having my entire portfolio in a single highly volatile small-cap biotech stock, but I won't make any irrational decisions or pink wojak posts because of it because the fundamentals of the stock haven't changed at all and suggest a very promising future for the company
That may just be because of stress about other stuff going on in my life (finals, etc), though
No matter how GALT turns out, I'm going to diversify my portfolio and practice better risk management going forward

>> No.13492563

REFR is going PaRaBoLiC on a log chart!

>> No.13492570

That is true, but at least they're more experienced retards

>> No.13492573 [DELETED] 


My 200 year long chart with real businesses feeding the value always goes up.

>> No.13492587

Galt is unlikely to fall below 4 and will probably stay where it is for the next few weeks imo. I don't think they will cancel the RO unless they get bought out.

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Yes boi, keep panic selling everytime you see even the smallest of dips.

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>> No.13492601

SPY 230 by June. May will make December look like childs play.

>> No.13492602

>NBRV down to $2.20

>> No.13492609

the value is even less than 10 years ago!
you measure value with the most inflated tool ever!

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Agree, it'll likely just hover around the $4 mark until the RO is over
GALT is still just as promising as it's always been in the long term, it's just a matter of me personally being stressed out lately

I also think they'd only cancel the RO for a buyout, even if they announce a partnership, the best thing to do would be to do the RO to get the money for the NASH trial and then use the partnership money for other indications (phase 2 Keytruda combo trial, launching studies into Endometriosis, etc)

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WOW posted about PRPO the other day. They are rallying like crazy even after a R/S. I’ve always regarded that as a film signal.

>t. Never had a real job
Getting VERY close to recognizing when you make mistakes. Bravo!

>tfw I sold even lower yesterday during bear raid
Well I’m a dummy.

>> No.13492624

Shut up bitchtits

>> No.13492626

You want me to save this market? I will fill my portfolio with SPY puts right fucking now!

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>not using stops

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Launch coming soon, buy and hold over nights guys.

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>> No.13492662

>Getting VERY close to recognizing when you make mistakes

I do recognize that my current strategy is a bad idea from a risk management standpoint, but I don't mind incurring the risk on this one particular stonk I'm very bullish on long term

>> No.13492669

No problem, I'll lift it up rn.

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Just bought 1900 shares

>> No.13492702

so what the heck is going on

are we going to bleed 5% a day? god damn i knew this 6 month rally was too good to be true, what the hell everyone is profit taking youd have to be an idiot to buy anything now, 40% gains since december

>> No.13492703 [DELETED] 

People in these markets are fucking idiots.

>> No.13492711

That's never changed and never will

>> No.13492733

Holy shit friends, strong earnings and give it all back the next day?? Bubble bout to burst. Catalyst will be no China deal

>> No.13492734

people just panicking from the Fed announcement
I guess a rate cut was expected and not delivered

inflation is falling and the dollar is "too strong"

>> No.13492735

Nobody can win money if others don't lose it.

>> No.13492738

Your first year on 4chan was 2018 you fucking normie
Kill yourself nigger

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Might fall but it's not gonna tank like the end of last year.

>> No.13492752

Speculation shouldn’t be the dominant position of your portfolio.

Your real lesson should be that limiting your downside is more important than maximizing your downside. If you get to zero, the game is over. If you only make half as much as you wanted to, you still get to play again.

(In the meantime, you’ve missed out on obvious Disney gains, safe Apple gains, and just plain old VTSAX gains.)

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>tfw can't day trade for 90 days and can't sell my calls

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*hammers "N"*

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Hi guys I guess it's time

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holy heckies it just keep droping @[email protected]

>> No.13492776

>I guess a rate cut was expected and not delivered
what idiot seriously believed this

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Man i have been telling you n-words for the last 48 hours to buy VXXB calls
You all are too smart to listen to me
fine then
: )

>> No.13492783

please no

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idk thats just what I read on CNBC

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You better start buying.

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Buy the dip. Five minutes. Buy buy buy.

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>> No.13492821

what an awful trading day its been

if tomorrows trend continues the bear trend is confirmed and im selling everything i have

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go away idiot

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>> No.13492826

interesting dip, will have to buy some MMM this week

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>> No.13492833

Remember when everyone said to sell in the beginning of October and you didn't listen? Well, we're telling you to sell again NOW. Sell now and buy again at -10% or -20%. It will be the easiest money you ever make.

>> No.13492835

That's a nyse pic you've got there.

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>kike detected

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>> No.13492843
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3M buy zone

>> No.13492847

I've unironically been on this website since I was 12 (in 2010)

>If you get to zero, the game is over

That assumes that there isn't more money flowing into your portfolio over time
I don't mind having all my money in GALT because I don't have a lot of money in my portfolio
Also, nothing really goes to 0 unless you're messing with options or everything in your portfolio goes bankrupt

>> No.13492849

how do you mean? cant make money if you're not in the market

>> No.13492852

The fuck I left for half and hour and everything died

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>been on this website since I was 12 (in 2010)

i wonder how that dude zoe quinn cheated on feels about the following past 4 years of political events

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .27%, FUCK! I was up .5% before I tried to time the bottom of the drop on leverage. God damn it! Shouldn't have done that cigarette sigil last night as a joke why did it work wtf

>> No.13492862

where do they sell la vache qui rit as the laughing cow.

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You bulls had it coming...

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New game plan

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>He became complacent

>> No.13492876

Oh I also told everyone to buy MD yesterday as well
did anyone buy MD and VXXB calls?
maybe, maybe not

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Up for the day although only slightly. Meme half of portfolio did great. Boomer half took the full -1% of the S&P dip.

>> No.13492888

fucking ZOOM, who knew?

>> No.13492892

I actually went over to (12-4)chan for a while after gamergate happened
Not because I cared about video game journalism, but just because I was tired of all the shitposting on 4chan
Eventually went back over here because (80/10)chan doesn't have a steady enough userbase

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Was up 0.5%, now down 0.4%.

Thanks Uncle Powell.

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Red all day

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ay don't worry I'm gonna start easing into TUP
looking at TUP, X, and EDIT as my next cheapy targets

just don't give up on the cheapies

>> No.13492914

>Market closes
>Shit drops 5%

that's a classic.

>> No.13492922

Up 1.57%

>I was up .5% before I tried to time the bottom of the drop on leverage. God damn it! Shouldn't have done that cigarette sigil last night as a joke why did it work wtf

Why do you get so worked up over the most minute moves in your portfolio
Do you have your entire life savings in the market or something

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this me too ;_;
>place super low ball buy order @ 2935
>boring day didnt hit
>go to sleep forgetting about order
>wake up and am 10 points under probably more
did buy T_T

>> No.13492938

saved by BRK.B puts.

>> No.13492939

Glad to see at least one regular poster coming back
These threads have been clogged up with random retards lately

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Dropped 20 percent today because of NBRV, but bought into REFR which kept me good. I'm pretty bullish on this and FUDs need to fuck themselves. If this closes below 2 by the end of the week I'll eat my own ass, but this is now pretty much free money if you're not a weak wristed fag.

Only thing that bums me out is I bought more on the dip but it wasn't the bottom, and I'm really gonna be just holding for the next few months unless I get a good pick off point just to trade some other funds, but I really don't have any reason to take a loss on this.

>> No.13492954

>betting against daddy Buffet
he's got shooters

>> No.13492961

Thank you Q1 Zynga, lessening the red.

>> No.13492962

Check out Alcoa AA as well, they own reynolds wrap

and LEG, they make the chainlink fences

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Been saying this for a while. The T note has been trending towards a bear market for a while now and the T note is a pretty reliable canary in the coal mine. Remember boys when the T note goes up that means the big money boys would rather make fuck all than risk it in the short term in the markets.

>> No.13492995

Bought 5 shares of SQQQ after hours
I was saying for a while that QQQ was overbought and due to a pullback to the kijun, but I decided to not baghold SQQQ trying to time the market
Seems like enough people are freaking out for this to be a catalyst for that pullback to start, will keep an eye on futures tonight

>> No.13492997

It was more overbought than the S&P and I needed something that was going to react to fed news.I'm bearish on it at the current levels but this is just a trade. It likes to gap up but it always fades the extreme moves. Very nice if you're an opportunist who prefers to wait rather than chase.

>> No.13493001

>Alcoa owns Reynolds wrap
Seriously? Nice. I’ve been considering TUP too.

But no one cooks now, and I’m beginning to think that trend will continue. Especially with all the grub hub/uber eats/caviar etc. growth.

>> No.13493003

I got a +1.9% If I could just do that everyday for the next 12 years I'll be fucking golden.

>> No.13493031

AA is really struggling for positive earnings
I like the reasonable debt level
LEG has better earnings, but they aren't in cheapy territory yet

gotta be careful, I'll do some research. I don't love either of these just from glancing at them

My choice puts right now are on RY
Betting against BRK is betting against KO and AAPL, so the only way you're making money on those is if you bought like an hour ago
nice timing, very nice.

>> No.13493048

If it tanks again tomorrow I'll sell some. Different circumstances from October tho. Raising rates too quickly could tank the market. Not cutting a little isn't going to do that as things stand now.

Don't expect a big drop.

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So how can I capitalize on the china deal? I am gonna wait to trim NBRV until I see how tomorrow goes, and I'll probably play the trade deal but im not sure if I should go for Chinese companies or American

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alright alright, nothing to see here, rate hikes are back!

>> No.13493068

At least my RuneScape investments are up.

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q is, what's the risk theyre not willing to take? theyre suspicious of something.

>> No.13493081

Beyond Meat's IPO goes public tomorrow. Anyone else going to invest?
I had their burger a while ago, and it was pretty damn solid.

>> No.13493095

Who PRPO today? Who's prepared for YUMA reversal?

We cashing boiz.

>> No.13493130

Hello cloud-brother :^)

>> No.13493142


DOWN 5% ($404) all time and it feels like time to sell. This is real bad boyos.

Channel isn’t letting me post the pic. Someone from my IP range posted gay IR porn on /tv/

What’s a cigarette sigil, sounds occult?

>> No.13493147

+2% yesterday, -3% today. Cranking out realized gains along the way, though. Hmm.

>> No.13493149

What the fuck happened today

>> No.13493152

Brainlets got filtered.

>> No.13493159

refr chads happened

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I got bogged

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cant believe this.... cant believe we would undo THREE (3) whole days of gains with this horrible massive red dildo

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>> No.13493190

Suggested books:
> Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith
> The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham
> The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money by John Maynard Keynes
> Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman
> Risk, Uncertainty, and Profit by Frank H. Knight
Pretty good.
> Trading and Exchanges by Larry Harris
Haven't read (communism?)
> A Random Walk Down Wall Street: The Time-Tested Strategy for Successful Investing (11th Edition) by Burton G. Malkiel
Pretty good

>> No.13493195 [DELETED] 

Every time the market goes down a tenth of a point, a nigger somewhere has just committed crime.

>> No.13493202

Anime girls are proof that god loves us and wants to make our pps happy.

>> No.13493213

buy VFRM if you like gains

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Please clink my Stonks.


>> No.13493228

If god wanted to make my pp happy he would make anime girls real

maybe, just maybe, he gave me the intelligence and strength of will to do it myself

>> No.13493231

My current analysis indicates that there is a 50% chance I'll lose my gains and a 50% chance I wont. Lets go down to the field for the coin toss

>> No.13493235

that one commie got b& for being a massive faggot, and I made a couple extra shekels on uso.

>> No.13493236

Holy shit... This can't be happening... my PORTFOLIO IS WORTH 3% LESS THAN IT WAS A WEEK AGO

might have to cash out just to afford rope

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I wouldn't say I'm worked up, just dissapoint that my one day where I get to trade I got fucked over and cancelled a couple days gains, I was at ATH :(
Also yes
Old school 80's british chaos magic trick, works like a normal sigil working but you put it on a cigarette paper then roll a ciggy. As you smoak it you enter a meditative state/light gnosis, inhale, feel the smoke move down your throat into your heart and solar plexus. Hold it for a second, feel the nicotine move through your bloodstream to your brain (kind of like kundalini), exhale the smoke and your will into the sky/nuit. It's a very relaxing meditation/low magical technique, surprisingly effective too

>> No.13493250

Went all in on SQ at 74.10.
I can't even describe how JUST I am...

>> No.13493256 [DELETED] 


Then call Satan tonight with your magic telephone and tell him to make the Jews put the money back.

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Market will sell off 2 to 3% at most before it heads back to ath.

Buy LCI before earnings. Buy GALT with the short squeeze money from it.

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>> No.13493272

Qualcomm about to go up even more

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Musk will make it happen.

>> No.13493283

I was up 3k last week, pushing 4k. Fuck this market and fuck the Bogdanoffs.

>> No.13493300

what happened?

>> No.13493302

let me ask you something:
during the October-December earnings season, companies revised their EPS outlook for 2019 due to a slowing economy.

From December to now, the stock market has made historical gains, even though companies still have lowered EPS, or at best, revised their EPS to the level they were before October. The fundamentals of these companies are worse or equal to what they were 1 year ago, yet their prices are nearly 30% over the price they were 1 year ago.

Ask yourself: does this make sense? Are these prices fair?

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>> No.13493317
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he's 100% corrupted by 3DPD
don't wait for him to make your dreams come true
do it yourself

the absolute greatest risk to human achievement is that when a man is successful enough to be within striking distance of making anime girls real, 3DPD will assault him and drag him down
you have to be strong

>> No.13493319 [DELETED] 

Everyday I FUD it just a little bit more
A little bit more... A little bit more...
Everyday I FUD it just a little bit more
And they Jew me the same

Everyday I FUD it just a little bit more
A little bit more... A little bit more...
Everyday I FUD it just a little bit more
And they Jew me the same

Baby I just wanna buy low
Baby I just wanna sell high
It makes no sense at all
I'm always red...
Always red, always red...
One more whole paycheck I've lost instead...

>> No.13493332

can you put on a tripcode please so i can filter you from future threads

>> No.13493335
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Bend over, bullboi.

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>> No.13493365 [DELETED] 


Calm down, baby girl.

>> No.13493370

Shut up bitchtits

Ichimoku is actually a really simple indicator once you understand what all the lines mean, and it's both reliable and highly versatile

Use it along with RSI (to confirm overbought/oversold points) and CMF (to identify when a trend may be beginning to lose momentum)

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REFR guy here

I told yall fuckers buy under 2

I told yall buy at 2.50

This was on yesterday's close in low 3s lmao

>> No.13493384

t. bitchtits

>> No.13493398
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wheres muh kraft heinz earning
they postoned it

>> No.13493400

I mentioned this in the last thread. Powell is a garbage Fed chair. Probably the worst in history. He selectively ignores facts. "Transitory" is just a code word for Ignore. He is ignoring low inflation because it doesn't align with his own personal agenda. Rates should have been cut today.

>> No.13493409


trade deal off

economy collapse imminent


>> No.13493412
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Thanks REFR

See yall at 5 :)

>> No.13493414

I'll just shoot myself if I lose all my retirement money and I don't get a million or more in inheritance I'm not going to do this crap day in day out for 30 more years. Give me $1000.

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>> No.13493444

Still can't recall you ever articulating a reason to buy it, but I will say you made a good call

>> No.13493445

chill out, take an oxy and vote for yang or something

>> No.13493453

people smoke pot, refer is slang term for pot, its going to be the parabolic dude weed meme.

>> No.13493464
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I want gains like this. I always FOMO into the wrong meme.

>> No.13493478

Will never regret not buying something because some guy on 4chan told me to without mentioning any reasons

>> No.13493488

I wish I had a plug for oxys.
All I have is stupid marijuana and my guy isn't even around till Friday

>> No.13493491

So whats the deal with freetrade.io?
When will it be avaliable?

>> No.13493503

FOMOing is in itself wrong
Every meme here became a meme because someone shilled it

(Big5Guy with LCI, me with GALT, REFR guy with REFR, rkg with GPRO, LPTXanon with LPTX)
Stop letting other people make your decisions for you and find your own memes

>> No.13493512

I actually bought LCI and I'm still not regretting it yet.

>> No.13493525

what about memes of years past, like cvm, nak, and drys?

>> No.13493554

Asians are honorary white folks.

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where HECK are these guys doing

everyone seems as dumb as normally >_>

>> No.13493570

It's not a bad buy at all
Timing your purchases is also important, most anons regret buying memes because they only buy in out of FOMO after it's already gone up
You're supposed to buy while everyone is shitting on it and calling you a retard, not when everyone is posting about how much money it's making them
I don't hide the fact that I'm still holding GALT at an average of $4.36 (been holding it since August of last year) because I don't base my decisions off of other people's opinions and don't tell people when my picks aren't going well out of fear of judgement
I still believe my bull thesis for GALT, and I won't sell until it plays out or something about the company's fundamentals changes

Them too

>> No.13493575

I should have bought a lot more at 4 dollars. But I have over 5k shares now. Feel good about it. If I get Just'd then oh well.

>> No.13493585

back to bilibili with you

>> No.13493586

and don't not tell people*

>> No.13493604

Is this guy a shitter, or how is this possible


>> No.13493642
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>call up broker and tell him I want to buy 25,000 shares of Cresco Labs
>he gets pissed because it’s a “penny stock”
>tells me I shouldn’t buy marijuana stocks
Honestly thinking about putting in a huge bid at $13. I have enough liquidity that it won’t go under if I put a big bid in.

>> No.13493647

Guys, the futures keep going down? Is this the start of the #TheBigOne?

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I am now an NBRV bag holder

Lord give me strength to hold through til August and please let the approval happen

>> No.13493655

If God is real, why did he permit this image to exist?

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>> No.13493665

because this thread is hell

>> No.13493671

God has not abandoned us, rather we have abandoned him

>> No.13493679

CNBC reports, from unnamed sources within the Trump administration, that next Friday we can expect a major announcement and possible completion of the trade deal with China.

In case you didn't happen to be watching, that news leaked less than 30 minutes prior to the Fed announcement and subsequent press conference. Coincidence? Nope. Trump gets briefed on Fed decision, knows that markets are expecting an ultra-dovish statement (we got neutral instead) and suddenly a mysterious source "leaks" that we're about to have a trade deal.

I wouldn't panic sell just yet folks. Add some hedges to your portfolio but Trump is gonna let Kudlow out of his cage tonight to hit all the news stations tomorrow morning guaranteed. We'll get one last pump to get close to retouching highs and then the real correction will start.

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I hope so. After a massive crash I'll be selling puts for TQQQ on margin and retire in a year

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Says 5/8 for me. Also, buying KHC was a mistake.

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This is for the divvies guy.

is your account under an IRA? I guess not since you can withdraw right. I don't plan on taking any money out till maybe 30 years from now.

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Wow, another good day.

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>development and commercialization of spider silks

what the fook

>> No.13493788

Genuinely have made money by being absolutely brainlet tier and hopping on meme stock picks if anons can come up with any justification for it going up that's based on actual economics and not just "it's going to the moon."

I don't even know what the economics are about I just jump on shit and get paid.

>> No.13493799

GMO silk worms friendo.

We're going to a dollar.

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Those were some amazing midday highs, but it still ended up great today

>> No.13493815

Get in LCI before earnings.

>> No.13493818

im riding the cresco wave too

>> No.13493821

so can I talk about crypto in here?

>> No.13493826


>> No.13493827

If you want to be abused and have your sexuality questioned.

>> No.13493838

how are you "real currency" chads any better then? fucking elitist faggots

>> No.13493852

The rest of the board is for crypto. This is the one area for the stock market. That's not elitism.

>> No.13493854

pikachu looking weird....

>> No.13493859

>The rest of the board is for crypto

And what a sorry state /biz/ is in for that to be so

>> No.13493862

The whole board talks about crypto. This thread is for the stock market.

If you want to talk about risky bullshit buy pennies.

>> No.13493878

>red futures

It's over. Bear market is inevitable at this point. 10 year bull run comes to end.

>> No.13493927

the nips are going to be so sad when they come back from their week-long holiday to find the global economy is a smoking pile of rubble

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>> No.13493978

Will post a chart later (can't at the moment), but I say we're going to get a small pullback to the kijun at ~286 (SPY) and then start going up again
Making this post now so that I can screencap it and post it later if I'm right

SPY to 286

>> No.13493987

Dude, 4 dollars? You can make like 5 times that much sucking 1 dick, get up, brush your self off, get your shit together, and buy the fucking dip.

>> No.13494002

After that, support levels would be ~280 (top of the cloud) and ~271 (bottom of the cloud)

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>> No.13494031

LMFAO u high? 300 eow

>> No.13494044

286 is what I think is most likely, then more up

>> No.13494049

if $282 breaks, we've crossed the 50 EMA meme line and shit's going to hit $272.

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I like you guys so I'll warn you all once, sell tomorrow morning.

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Capped :^)

>> No.13494067

He pays out the Fat Divvy today (ok, technically it's tomorrow). More T babies for me!. Already got paid my GE pennies but oh well every little bit helps.

>> No.13494073

God damnit I was pretending obviously

Hard to tell rn. We can reverse tomorrow but if we don't... We gonna go lower than any support. So many gaps to close

>> No.13494075

Will post my meme lines tomorrow

(Ichimoku, RSI, CMF on a YTD SPY chart with daily Heiken Ashi candles)

>> No.13494080

bounce off 280 would be very bullish. Any buying after that would complete the cup and handle we need for the blow off top.

>> No.13494085

Bottom is actually closer $180, this is going to be like a colonascopy with none of that opiates or anethesia pussy shit.

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Not books but here's what I used and what I always recommend:

Every complete newbie should start here: https://www.investopedia.com/university/stocks/

^ Full site can teach you everything you need to know about the market from 0 knowledge, with tutorials: https://www.investopedia.com/university/

Best place for 24/7 news on the markets: https://www.wsj.com/news/markets
(If WSJ needs paid subscription, a good free alternative is: https://www.marketwatch.com/ )
See also: https://www.investing.com/ , https://www.fool.com/

Best place to learn how to read charts and use technical analysis from no knowledge: http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school

>> No.13494090

Not buying it
I do agree that the market needs to cool off a bit, but there's no reason to crash like we did in October-December
Fed doing exactly what they said they would

>> No.13494102

Fuck off Mossad, go fuck with the Iranians, not the markets!

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>MRO beats earnings 416% misses 50m on revenue
Yea I’m done playing this game for now. The fed, Iran, and biotech have cost me thousands....

>> No.13494108

I think it could be another financial crisis but this time centered around the automotive industry
>rise in used car sales rises every year as cars reliably reach 200k miles now
>lending in used car sales is wide open and involves lots of 0 down 0 interest initial loans for used cars to bad credit buyers
>on the other end of the equation to help offset diminished new car buying every Detroit manufacturer had leveraged HEAVILY into the Chinese market ESPECIALLY in high margin high cost of production luxury sedan and luxury cross over lines
>Trump IMMEDIATELY shit all over these plans
>IMMEDIATELY made it much more expensive to assemble vehicles in the US (modern automotive companies don't make 60-70% of their parts and instead source them from a global supply chain that's why every manufacturer was affected by the Takata air bag recall)
>Trump will put the final death knell on the sell to China plan if he can't get a trade deal done
>meanwhile the crazy loan market for cars can't go on like this forever AND new cars are even MORE expensive now than before
>Ford already started a radical restructuring of its business model and overall lineup last year (last time they did this was shortly before 08 where they hocked all their assets and leaned into a rebuild early ahead of the crisis so they wouldn't have to get bailed out they're still majority family owned so they can't afford to lose like GM and Chrysler)
The biggest question I have about this scenario is how much rotten credit is out there and how many lending dominoes fall on the consumer loan side. Cars are depreciable assets so I think overall it has to be quite a bit less than the housing crisis was, but still enough to rock everyone pretty good.

>> No.13494111

You literally have every other thread but this one right now to do that. Go to the catalog, close your eyes, and point your finger to a random one

>> No.13494114

Bottom is actually now and the SPY is going to 330 like Butter

>> No.13494142

If we fall as low as 280s there will be no bounce. Don't forget we're running on 0 volume, market is empty, there's nothing to hold us and it will glide up until it doesn't.

I have a different Shekelstein LLC free idea for you.
Imagine you're big boy with about 500M or maybe even 1B in market. Nothing huge for funds but big enough to care about volume. Now let's assume you bought the perfect dip in December and you're up 20-30% depending on your oil plays with indexes. Can you realize your profits? You will try to sell into this empty market and you'll lose 50-70% 9f your unrealized gains. So yes you're doing great but you are hostage to FED and market. There's no buyer for all big boy sellers. So. What would you do?

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>> No.13494155

I would sell calls, sell stock, buy puts, sell stock and not give a fuck?

>> No.13494171

cash is fucking king right now, look at the dollar index, with the nips on vacation I don't even know if I can safe haven my shit in the yen this week. Fuck this i'm out and taking it all out on all of you.

>> No.13494173

I may bag a few NBev shares. Shit's cheap and they just did a deal with Walmart. So if the product sells like crack at walmart stores then they'll be golden. If it blows up; well I won't be out that much green.

>> No.13494185

Bingo. Market can't go down like really go down until big boys are forced to sell by some Armageddon event.

Can't be scaled into millions and millions. We detect spy trades with just few Ms, you'll be flipping coffee change

Except big boys (like banks n shit) can't sit in cash long enough like little guys do

>> No.13494231

no you're you're missing the point, you just fucking funnel out delta neutral with positive vega. getting stuck holding the bag is for fags, and if you're sitting 100% in the s&p and not diversified with a 500M you're fucking doing it wrong already.

>> No.13494249

>can't shorten my lunch break at all to leave earlier
You assholes could at least fucking pay me for it but I'm sure the extra $400 from paying us $7 extra every day would cut into profits or something.

>> No.13494268

So what I'm saying is SPY 4000 bullrun secured is more possible than 260 spy until
A/ big boys are forced by some event sell off into empty market
B/ something happens hyping market enough to get buyers into it and big boys can finally unload their positions a but against wave of newly spawned bagholders.

Literally everything is up same way. Bonds fucking ETFs going up same way stonks do is most ridiculous shit ever. Diversity doesn't matter in bundled up to tits market where all assets including fucking commodity plays by same algo rules.

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Of course not.

>> No.13494312

run your sell program which sells the vol distribution like everyone else. Unless its all in 1 name, 1B can be liquidated in a reasonable amount of time.

>> No.13494345

In normal conditions yes, but it was reported by BBG and others too I think, there's no individual investor in this market. Since start of 19 funds are prime buyers. I don't think you'll be able to sell onto other algos with them taking it easy. I just simply don't see money moving much in this market anymore.

>> No.13494358

Bro you have half a billion dollars, just buy some calls, buy some put and short sell the fuck out of it to force some price action.

>> No.13494365

Oh nevermind we're safe.

>> No.13494383

It's been 4 month of steady climb with no retracement. Yet volume is dropping ( I think we hit new low like few weeks ago) and there's outflow of individuals from this market. Price is still going up. Why would it if it were so easy to realize your profits.

>> No.13494387

I have a total of $2,000 in Robin Hood pending deposits. I already have used up my $1,000 instant deposits and Robin Hood says my deposit may not be ready for use until the weekend. So, question is, should I enroll in the Robin Hood Gold trial so I can use the remaining $1,000 instant deposit plus buy on margin in order to buy shares of LCI?

>> No.13494403

>implying people aren't greedy as fuck and are even trying to realize profits.

>> No.13494422

holy shit, it's euphoria isn't it...

>> No.13494428

yikes. that stock is being kept up by a guy whose dodging the feds btw,

>> No.13494440

It's "euphoria" for weeks now. Almost whole April. But it's a forced euphoria from my pov

>> No.13494441

>Buying on margin ever

>> No.13494456

I have to give my ex $15,000 pursuant to a divorce agreement and am stowing away $1,000/mo for this purpose. Should I increase it to $2,000/mo and not invest during this period because we're at the height of the market? It's kind of market timing, but it'd be nice if there was a crash sometime between now and mid-2020 so I could swing the other way and invest $2,000/mo at that point.


also bipolar chicks aren't worth it

>> No.13494472

so lets consult our history books, how has euphoria been killed in the past? what has been the final straw that broke the camels back in past cycles? I mean we can stay in euphoria for weeks or months maybe even a year. I don't fucking know I'm drinking 100 proof schnapps.

>> No.13494473

>Margin at the top or close to the top of the market
Wait for a crash of 25% for heaven's sake

>> No.13494487

man you fucked up, what happens if you don't pay the bitch?

>> No.13494489

iipr just doesnt want to fall and now its nearing where i sold, pls stop pls drop

>> No.13494504

you should catch her when she's in a good mood and bring her on a trip to a country with much more relaxed laws regarding murder and like forget to bring her back. You'll probably be able to save at least 10 grand.

>> No.13494525

Accurate but autistic.

>> No.13494526
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Is this some sort of subversive brony shit ?

>> No.13494537

I'm a newfag when it comes to stock market trading. I have a Hargreaves account and a stack of money to put in.

I'm noticing sentiment really turning against Apple, I've worked in tech most of my life and the amount of diehard Apple fanboys buying other products over Apple is alarming, plus they're not investing in R&D much and their products are stagnant.

I want to bet against them for the long term, as in watch them fall slowly over 10 years.

Do I open up a short? What type of short would I open if I want to bet long term with medium risk?

>> No.13494540

I think it's supposed to be some kind of cgi sonic the hedgehog thing. sonic was gay as fuck though, mario saved princesses that dude just saved other species of animals.

>> No.13494543

LCI Guy said it would go to $30.

>> No.13494555

That's a good question, I'm not 100% sure on what you'll have to pay on fees if you were to stay in a strait short sold position that long. Call your broker.

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>> No.13494566

Don't buy on margin but do buy.

>> No.13494567

Afaik can go in 2 ways
Cap is hit where there's literally no money to get in anymore and only way is down. Although credit looks infinite, speed of it's creation is limited
that is unless fed starts QE or something like Basel 3 changes asset trequirements

Black swan event surprises us and we snowball into trash as usual. As Mr. buffet pointed few times crisis could ve been avoided if only there were no margin calls that forces you to liquidate other positions to cover for one.

>> No.13494592

Looks like its time once again to buy TAP and sell to a greater fool above 60

>> No.13494608

Unironically this

>> No.13494611

Plz don’t laf

>> No.13494646

free riding mother fucker WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

>> No.13494650

I'm actually getting a huge deal. She could get at 3x more if she contested.

>> No.13494652

SPY $300 still on for June. If there hadn't been a sell off first couple weeks in May I don't think 300 would have been achievable. Main thing I want to see is a sell down to 286 this week or next, then bounce to 300 before end of June.

>> No.13494654

Anyone else going to kill themselves cause the fda fucked us on nbrv.

I have 250 shares of Yuma as my other meme stock, hopefully I’ll get a win tomorrow. Anyone else ?

>> No.13494655


>find your own memes

That was deep, namefag.

t. Robinhood is a scam

>> No.13494678

>rangebanned because someone namefigged some very graphic interracial gay porn to /tv/ from my wireless network
Expect the quality of these threads to get much worse!

Are you the anon that was asking why we don’t use spider silk for industrial purposes becaus of its tensile strength?

>tfw stonk market broke my balls before I could get RKG to
Hurts bad bros.

>> No.13494686

Tomorrow's a recovery day right?

>> No.13494694

the market is green forever, so probably

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that was me, and I wish they shilled it then

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>> No.13494715

I mean if it were me, I'd probably be on the next flight to Burma with her, but a more scrupulous person would probably just pay her off asap.

>> No.13494719
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Red in the morning. Green by the end. Gay all the way. Bull runs again.

>> No.13494727

2920 already lmao, this is ridiculous

>> No.13494753

Wait for Trump's tweet first

>> No.13494755

Bought TVIX last week and boy is it paying off.

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>> No.13494775

he's caving, it's time to sell regardless now.

>> No.13494776

How can stocks like AGNC have such a good dividend payout? They payout monthly too

>> No.13494790

Weak as fuck. Trump is caving like a little bitch. China now knows America needs the deal more than they do.

Sell this fucking market.

>> No.13494792

this is going to be interesting... I'll remain bullish permabear till morrow

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>It's a good idea to base my entire market projection on a sourceless random tweet

>> No.13494824

if I wouldnt care about tweets and stupid shit ppl say Id be losing money shorting market for 4 months bcs economy is still absolute shit

>> No.13494875


yeah it's quickly becoming one of those classic rock kinds of weeks

fun markets :) happy mood :)

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>> No.13495085

I tried option trading for the first time. I bought a couple calls which were going up then at 4:00 I checked again and I was down like 70% wtf is this scam?

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Binary. Options.

>> No.13495156

Shit that up until a few years ago you had to be trading stocks for YEARS for a brokerage to allow you to trade as they are extremely volatile, and can expire worthless.

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Do they want people to commit suicide?

>> No.13495229

MarketWatch is Zerohedge-lite.

>> No.13495260

>tries to covertly defend socialism
>ends up making it obvious how unnatural it is
The free market marches on boys

>> No.13495275



new thread

added koyfin to the OP for the sonicposter

>> No.13495284

Gains are meaningless until you sell

>> No.13496021

Just diversify but try not to sell. Also do your research. Money in stocks is not like Vegas where you just spin the wheel and pray. You are investing in the growth of a company that all starts with ideas. Be more receptive of ideas floating around. Think of it like some kid going door to door pitching his science project. You may see he has potential but you wouldnt break the bank to fund him. Dont invest money you need to survive.

>> No.13496085
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