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I'm a failed boomer. I'm 32 but I've never had sex, I'm poor, still live with my parents, and spend most of my free time watching streamers play video games on twitch. The only thing that makes me happy is nostalgia for the 90s and my only hope for the future is that crypto will one day save me from this misery. Is there a specific term for people like me?

>> No.13491624

>>13491606
Doomer

>> No.13491631

Dead alive

>> No.13491637

>>13491606
sell your chainlink now buddy.

>> No.13491639

>>13491624
I thought doomers were a subspecies of zoomers. I'm too old to be that.

>> No.13491640

>>13491606
Specific term? Yeah you said it already. Loser. But crypto might save you so there’s a 50/50 chance you won’t be as big of a loser one day

>> No.13491642

>>13491606
literally me. crypto better moon so I can fuck escorts

>> No.13491652

Moron

>> No.13491655

>>13491606
*lights cig* You are like a little babby. I'm FORTY THREE.
GTFO here.

>> No.13491659

>>13491606
I've coined a new term we can all use, p.o.p.e. it stands for Person Only Perceived Externally. No one will ever know who you really, truly are unless they become you through astral projection. You can live the life of another but can you handle that change in vibration is the question. Think about it

>> No.13491663

>>13491606
research smart contracts then realize chainlink is the only project that can get real world data into those contracts. im right there with you dude im 30 still at my parents failed at every but fully understanding chainlink. Please dude just spend today on learning why the whole cryptospace needs chainlink please

>> No.13491667

>>13491639
No age cap on doomers
not since the 2008 patch

>> No.13491673

>>13491663
I have 1k link. I hope that's enough to make it.

>> No.13491681

>>13491673
I hope you're being ironic. If not, unironically consider kys

>> No.13491682

>>13491606
from now on every morning do 10 pushups right after waking up. after a month you will know what to do, anon.

>> No.13491683

>>13491639
nah doomer is a subspecies of boomer

for the most part zoomers are still young to go full doomer, as the oldest are around 20-22

>> No.13491694

>>13491681
I'm not. But link is only like 10% of my crypto portfolio.

>> No.13491722

In classical terms you are a failure. In modern terms you are a colossal cock sucking faggot bitch.

>> No.13491808

>>13491694
only shows that you dont understand how big it is, im telling you right now man, start learning and researching, do you understand that if chainlink is the only one to provide off chain real world data into contracts that the whole value smart contracts industry will be inside the link network, how can i get this past ypur dense low IQ brain...LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCK DO YOU UNSERSTAND THAT SMART CONTRACTS AS OF RIGHT NOW CAN ONLY TAKE DATA FROM INSIDE THE BLOCKCHAON RENDERING SC'S USLESS UNLESS THEY ARE ABLE TO OBTAIN REAL WORLD DATA OUTSIDE OF THE CHAIN DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT AND ITS IMPLICATIONS???

>> No.13491813

I'm 26, and I've never had sex.
It's really hard, the problem arose from nowhere.
I was completely healthy as a child, and superior to peers.

Appeared addicted to pornography and FAP.

My education is a master's degree of computer systems analyst.

>> No.13491835

>>13491813
get a prostitute my man

>> No.13491861

>>13491606
list the twitch streamers you watch

>> No.13491875

>>13491835
>2019
>not losing virginity to a whore

I FUGGIN SHIGGYDIGGY

>> No.13491876
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13491876

>>13491606

Same but 31 and watch youtube all day. Also have a bachelor's in comp sci but never applied for a job because of impossible social anxiety.

>> No.13491886

>>13491861
Mostly speedrunners because they play the kinds of old games I'm nostalgic for.

>> No.13491890

>>13491606
Reminder that people like OP are the ones telling you "like chainlink is totally the future bro *rips bong*"

>> No.13491893

>>13491886
like choke stevens?

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13491894

>>13491655
any life lessons, old man?

>> No.13491899

>>13491673
>the average linkie is a depressed manchild who still lives with his parents
Stay far away from this shitcoin, lads.

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>>13491606
>my only hope for the future is that crypto will one day save me from this misery

I'm in the exact same position as you but I don't feel as bad because I'm optimistic about crypto and the singularity

Or at least VR getting so good I don't give a fuck about my shitty real life

hang in there man, we're gonna make it eventually

>> No.13491954

No guts no glory. Thats all i gotta say.

Rich Boomer here

>> No.13492025

>>13491606
that 90s nostalgia is real

>> No.13492092

>>13491890
For this reason, the brothers Anonymous shared information with us.

>> No.13492095

>>13491606
Why should we care about a hedonist? You already know your problem. Stop being a burden on your parents and taking from their retirement.

>> No.13492118
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13492118

you fucking faggots WON'T DO ANYTHING FROM VALUE even if you make six figures with crypto. time to stop with this bullshit

>> No.13492121

>>13491606
>get a job
>put money into crypto
>put other money into creating a twitch channel, youtube channel, blog where you sperg about your interests
>promote your site/account by sperging out on other ppls posts online occasionally dropping a link to your place
>get steady money coming in
>save up and take a trip to a country where milfs will aggressively try to bang you because you are white
>have some ppl online call you a traitor and a loser for having sex with people in another country
>return home and see your dopamine levels fall back to almost where they were previously
>set some goals to work towards

>> No.13492128

>>13492095
My parents are actually fairly wealthy. They make over 10x what I make, half of it from passive income that they're going to keep getting after retirement.

>> No.13492143

>>13492121
>put other money into creating a twitch channel, youtube channel
I wish I could do this but I'm don't have the personality for streaming.

>> No.13492175

it's easy to make money OP, just create a "coin" and a few crappy websites, then spam /biz/ with threads about how it's the next great thing that will make you all rich, if anyone tries to point out your scam call them fudders who want to sink your coin. Why do you think we have so many threads about no name shitcoins? Because people are making money by creating those threads.

>> No.13492214

>>13491694
Go all in. Save yourself

>> No.13492217

>>13492118
Thanks.

>> No.13492247

>>13491606
Loser

>> No.13492311

i guess some people are just low IQ for life and theres nothing you can do about it.

>> No.13492326

>>13491606
are you me, cept ive got laid multiple times and dont live with parents, the rest tho

>> No.13492354

>>13491606

I go to the gym 3 hours a day.

Sometimes i read posts from people like you and i know you don't exercise, probably never saved money, ultimately are just total faggots who have fake mental disorders.

if you can't make it to the gym, drink a monster. you will want to go to the gym after you drink a monster.

i love you anon, but you're on the porch. get off the porch nigger.

>> No.13492359

>>13491606
Literally me, down to the 1k linkies

>> No.13492432

>>13491606
just put up some synthwave on youtube and start trading like the autist you are, if you get good at it like a video game you can unsarcastically make it

>> No.13492487

>>13491606
Just play some more video games to numb the pain, surely the situation will resolve itself. Your $5000 in crypto will be worth 10 million in no time. :^)

>> No.13492562

>>13492432
I would be concerned about taxes from high frequency trading, even high frequency crypto trading. I've been trying to program bots that connect to APIs but I'm afraid of accidentally fucking myself. I actually had what I thought was a decent idea that other people are doing, where instead of making a crypto trading bot for myself I'd make one and distribute it to people for free, only taking a trade commission for each bot, but I'm also not sure if that's illegal or even possible. I suppose it's fine if people agree to it, but then I have to navigate the morass of financial transactions without understanding them from the perspective of the law.

>> No.13492584

I'm 25
Fucked over 40 women
Have a 4 year old son
Made 2.55 million from crypto since 2013
Never played a video game
Never masturbated to a cartoon
Have a handsome face
Gym 4 times a week
Visited over 30 countries, lived in 2
Can't drive lol

It's time you take some responsibility for your life OP. I grew up poor, out in the world by myself when I was 16, with no help from anyone, and I still turned out fine. Fuck you

>> No.13492660

>>13492118
been looking for something like this a while ago. Didn't really read any papers but this correlates very well with my experiments/ routine. Would very much recommend Wim Hof breathing with this. thanks anon

>> No.13492675

>>13491876
You'll never be cured but it does get easier. Specifically for me, the anxiety and flashbacks never have gone away but naturaly socializing does get easier with experience. Can you order food at a drive-thru? Can you talk on mic in video games? Build on the small victories, accept that failures WILL happen and just get better every day.

And I'm not looking down on you btw. I'm your age with no degree and have been unemployed for nearly a year and a half. In the past I have been a low-level manager but have literally gone from researching/planning my suicide yesterday to applying for a job today.

As for the virginity, it took me until about 24 I think. Get any sort of job, make a work acquaintence and go out with them and have a few beers. Talk to a slut and fuck them. Practice. Nothing will be handed to you. I haven't had sex in 2 years, btw.

>> No.13492689

>>13491606
hope this is pasta

>> No.13492710

>>13491639
It's a state of mind. You don't automatically become a boomer just because you reach 30 years old. Similarly you can be a 25 year old boomer. You're a 32 year old doomer

>> No.13493685

>>13492675
>Talk to a slut and fuck them
This doesn't work unless you're attractive.

>> No.13493860

>>13491894
Why would you want lessons from this guy?

>> No.13493880

>>13491606
Go to the gym for 6-12 months, do snake juice if you're fat. Then if you get the cash bc of a moon cash it out and go to Thailand and fuck some bitches. GL

>> No.13493908

>>13491813
Escort. Break the mental shackles my friend. Be free. You're still living a better life than the majority of the world population. Don't give these things a heavy mental weight, just enjoy life, it's short.

>> No.13493925

>>13493908
Escorts are too expensive when you don't have money. If I make it one day though, the first thing I'm going to do is get an escort.

>> No.13494490

>>13491606
I get laid a decent amount, have a large crypto portfolio, and do not live with my parents, but the rest is exactly me anyway.

>> No.13494534

>>13492584
I unironically would never want a life like yours.

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>>13492675
>Can you talk on mic in video games?

>> No.13494675

Lol @ your lives. I’m chad and I live rent free with literally zero expenses.

All I do is play high stakes pok e work out ride motorcycles and party.

How? Married a rich 23 year old that made millions off weed stocks and she opened her dispensary. Life is literally easy mode hahahahhaauhaha fuck I love my life.

T. 22 zoomer Chad that can keep a bitch.

>> No.13494692

>>13492562
if you think the legal aspect is the hard part then you clearly don't even have the basic knowledge to accomplish something like this.

>> No.13494696

>>13491606
Losers like us realistically have all the time in the world to wait for bitcoin to moon, just keep buying btc and u can move out one day soon

>> No.13494700

Oh ya, and I forgot I get all the best weed, dabs, edibles, literally anything for free. Love Colorado.

It’s survival of the fittest.

OP you’re still young you stupid fuck just become an accountant or some kind of steady career and make something of yourself. Stop being such a fucking pussy how low IQ can you be.

Oh and btw chain link is dead and useless as well and most crypto .T 22 year old better at life than u or your ancestors lol

>> No.13494791

>>13493685
There are fat sluts, where the fuck do you live, Hollywood?

>> No.13494862

>>13491606
Losing your virginity isnt that important. I didn't like sex the first time I had it willingly. Nutting on some whore you love & respect is probably pretty nice. Can't vouch for it personally

>> No.13494867

>>13491899
And you're not a depressed manchild who still lives with his parents?

>> No.13494874

>>13492584
Crypto is for people us, not you. Kill yourself normieslime.

>> No.13494891

>>13491606
32 = millenial

>> No.13494896

>>13494675
>cringe

>> No.13495012

>>13492675
Already did all that, doesn't work. I'm a sperg so it never gets better.

>> No.13495062

American. Everybody thinks they are a temporarily embarrassed millionaire in one way or another. You just chose a specific way.

>> No.13495618

>>13491663
Anon doesn't realize soon oracles will be built functionality into the blockchain nodes making link irelevent. Never gonna make it

>> No.13495869

>>13495012
The only thing that will cure it is of you stop fapping. yourbrainonporn.com
But of course you'll fight me saying it's bs when you've never been even 1 week without porn since you were 8 years old.

>> No.13495901

>>13491659
deep soundin, i like it

>> No.13495977

faggot

>> No.13496080

>>13491606
Me but not as bad. It's ok brother knowledge pays off. Study something you can freelance or study indicators. Just study

>> No.13496264

>>13491606

hey man, that's me too. 32 here as well. :)

>> No.13496809

>>13494692
Real encouraging, faggot. Keep those crabs in that bucket.

>> No.13496855

>>13491659
Wow, you are a huge fag

>> No.13496873
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13496873

>tfw im 22 and ive had sex

>> No.13496919

>>13491673

827 LINK CORPORAL GENERAL MASTER REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR

>> No.13496962

I've got good news for you, anon. 20 or even just 10 years ago you would have had no option but to go through life as a miserable failure until you either kys or drank yourself to death, never finding any purpose in life except occupying the lowest social rung and getting constantly showered in shit.
But now thanks to the Alt RightTM there is a new path! Instead of just waiting in your own pathetic life you can LARP as a great white crusader protecting m'western civilization from all the various strawmen that are attacking it.
No longer are you a miserable social failure, your are now a Lone Wolf Warrior and all you have to do is kill a bunch of defenceless strangers and then hopefully die in a hail of gunfire, so your can go to white people heaven and hang out with the 72 other incel virgins who have done the same before you.
The only qualification you need is to be so socially isolated that you put your own need for a sense of purpose over the lives of other people. Do you have what it takes, anon? Are you that pathetic? I believe in you!

>> No.13497000

>>13495869
Yeah, because not looking at porn magically overcomes being 5,4 and having autism. Retard.

>> No.13497017

>>13496962
>Do you have what it takes, anon?
Do you?

>> No.13497066

>>13491640
Statistics! Fuck yeah!

>> No.13497083

>>13496962
Thanks, just added this to my globohomo cringe compilation

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>>13491875
> not losing your virginity during passionate astralsex with your pure waifu, but wasting it on a dirty whore instead...