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[Anonymous No.13485699]

Lol you biz autists and your memes, made me start sniffing gf's butt before smashing, the faint aroma gets especially good when she gets home after a day of work.
Protip: you have to be low key about it, girls don't see it as hot the way we do, I'm like going for a buttchicks kiss and a take a whiff on a way

[Anonymous No.13485761]

It's a meme nobody actually does this irl.

Youre a psychopath who can't separate reality from fantasy.

[Anonymous No.13485783]

[Anonymous No.13485813]

>>13485783

[Anonymous No.13485826]

>>13485699
Absolutely based, and I don't toss that around lightly.
>>13485761
Get a load of this literal faggot.

[Anonymous No.13485847]

>>13485761
>Spotted the low-t beta brainlet.

>>13485699
The goal is to slowly break her in until she knows that it’s what you like the most. Then she’ll gladly make sure you get enough whiffs in before you smash.

[Anonymous No.13485939]

>>13485699
Based OP doesn't have to imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.13486562]

>>13485699
****vvvrrrrrrrrr**** OLFACTORY GLANDS READY FOR ANALYSIS

[Anonymous No.13486754]

>>13485699
Stiff

[Anonymous No.13487044]

I like to stick my fingers in there and sniff them afterwards

[Anonymous No.13487095]

>>13485699
Going for a whiff isn't a meme anon
T. Stiff

[Anonymous No.13487114]

>>13485699
Been sniffing my wifes butt for almost 8 years know. Still best the best smell ever.

[Anonymous No.13487471]

>>13485699

>people like this actually exist

[Anonymous No.13487566]

>>13487044
>>13487114
You gents are in a tie for most based on this board.

[Anonymous No.13487578]

>>13485699
I escalated the sex to a really wild, passionate one where I would turn her around at my will and bite her ass and lick her pussy. At that point I managed to lick her butthole barely because normally she doesn't let me. It tasted bitter sweet but not in a bad way, more like coffee. Tips on how to manage to eat gf ass?

[Anonymous No.13487762]

>>13487578
Depends how long you been with her and/or comfort zone that you have established with her. Girls usually don’t let you lick their ass because they know it doesn’t smell “good”. It’s up to you to make her know that you think that smell is actually good. You also can’t be a little bitch and politely ask her to. Gain dominance over her to the point where you can just say, spread that fucking ass so I can eat it. She’ll love that especially knowing that you enjoy it that much. Will make her feel sexier and more comfortable desu

[Anonymous No.13487939]

>>13487578

I have a special attachment on my shower head, it’s basically a small sprayer, whenever I bring a chick home to fuck I make them hose out their asshole with hot water, if they shit out filthy water I make them do it again until it runs clean.

Most of the time girls are self conscious about ass play because they don’t want to shit on you. Once you show them that you’re not afraid of their shit and that you have tools to literally clean them out... holy fuck, game over.

My number one tip for you is to always make them orgasm vaginaly first and then you can do whatever the fuck you want to their ass and they love it.

[Anonymous No.13487945]

>>13485813
based and homm3 pilled

[Anonymous No.13487966]

>>13487939
>make them clean their ass
>show them you’re not afraid of their shit

On a side note, if you’re fucking with a girl with a shitty asshole then that sucks. All you need is a long day from a chick with good hygiene. Shouldn’t be any shit anon. Not going to knock you though, you’re more savage than I.

[Anonymous No.13487967]

rate this brapper

[Anonymous No.13487981]

>>13487967
Nice brapper, I don’t think I’d eat it, all things considered. Probably smells pretty legit though. I always imagine black brappers being extra aromatic.

[Anonymous No.13488033]

I love the taste and smell of ass, if its a bit shitty thats even better. I like to stick my finger deep inside the anus so i can scoop out some yummy stinky shit. i smell and taste the shit, any excess and rub off on the butt cheeks.

[Anonymous No.13488048]

>>13487967
too black

[Anonymous No.13488057]

>>13488033

[Anonymous No.13488389]

>>13485699
Explain this to me. Doesn’t an asshole smell like literal shit? So when someone says he likes the smell, it means he essentally likes the smell of shit, no?

[Anonymous No.13488400]

>>13485699
>yfw there is literally someone on this board who doesn't have to imagine the smell
im unironically seething with envy anon. you /madeit/. godspeed

[Anonymous No.13488414]

>>13488389
That's the point. Just imagine the smell, can't wait to take a big sniff tonight.

[Anonymous No.13488925]

>>13488389
it usually is a mixture of mostly sweat and possibly a faint aroma of shit. mainly sweat though

its the one thing that can get me hard as a rock even if i've had too much drink/drugs

[Anonymous No.13488959]

>these are the people that you sometimes trade against
>comfy.tar

[Anonymous No.13489190]

>>13488389
A hot girl who takes a shower 2 times a day and uses all kinds of lotions smells like heaven, we are talking about erogenous zone, natural skin smell, pheromones, light sweat, not literal shit

[Anonymous No.13489196]

>>13488033
You are taking it too far hope it's an imaginary post

[Anonymous No.13489197]

>>13489190
showring twice a day causes more harm than good

[Anonymous No.13489207]

>>13489197
I'm aware, but most girls do it before work and right before bed. I do it once a day maybe once in 2 days

[Anonymous No.13489212]

>>13489190
>he does not like the light smell of literal shit
Bro, you are missing out. It's bad the first time, but I promise, you will love it. It's the same as starting to drink black coffee

[Anonymous No.13489253]

>>13489197
What if one is a quick cool shower before bed to get workout sweat off?