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13478370 No.13478370[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hold it right there marine. This is a restricted area. Let me see your clearance!

>Yellow ID=Rescue juicy colonist daughters from their virginity and become Colonel. Become majority shareholder in IEXEC CORP.

>Red ID=Be used as a human host for facehugger egg and die excruciatingly as something terrible bursts out of your chest.

>Green ID=Make it safely back to Earth but are stripped of all official status and have to scrape a living trading shitcoins.

>Blue ID=Become prey to the stalking hordes of Xenomorphs now roaming the compound. Every anon for himself.

>All other colours=You hide out as long as you can and then die in the inevitable self-destruction of the site triggered by fleeing rebels.

>> No.13478479

>>13478370
Roll

>> No.13478485
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13478485

>>13478370
Fuck baguettes

>> No.13478583

>>13478370
ROLL

>> No.13478734

>>13478370
Roll

>> No.13478749

>>13478734
Fuck I hate trading shitcoinz

>> No.13478756

Bu-but I have 35k RLC...

>> No.13478757

>>13478370
Yellow overlord passing through

>> No.13478926

Oy vey

>> No.13478952

N-not a single yellow id...