/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.13472830]

Alpha and Omega of the FAANG stocks reports earnings after hours

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
https://finviz.com/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
https://cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

previous thread
>>13466712

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13472862]

LCI is gunna fly

[Anonymous No.13472890]

How do we feel about GALT, VKTX, APHA, GMO, GBT, and TSN at these levels?

>muh GALT
>muh nash cirrhosis of the liver
I know, i know. But it’s still way high compared to the sub $4 lows we had recently.

[Anonymous No.13472897]

>>13472482
I have a list of resources I've put together over the years that I've used when I was a scrub. I always recommend them to newbies, check em out:

https://www.investopedia.com/university/stocks/

^ Full site can teach you everything you need to know about the market from 0 knowledge, with tutorials: https://www.investopedia.com/university/

Best place for 24/7 news on the markets: https://www.wsj.com/news/markets
(If WSJ needs paid subscription, a good free alternative is: https://www.marketwatch.com/ )
See also: https://www.investing.com/ , https://www.fool.com/

Best place to learn how to read charts and use technical analysis from no knowledge: http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school

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Youtube Channels:

https://www.youtube.com/user/FidelityInvestments/playlists
https://www.youtube.com/user/YourTradingCoach/playlists
https://www.youtube.com/user/tradersfly/playlists
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFLJzFo4dMSN3NZQ9O50FRQ/videos
^ Good YT chans for video basics on trading


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK-aOjEvZNJl3HINja0gAiQ/videos
^ For more advanced technical strategies

https://www.youtube.com/user/TraderUserGroup/videos
^ Weekly market round ups

https://www.youtube.com/user/DaytradeWarrior/playlists
^ A lot of day trading knowledge, but also much knowledge that can be applied to non-day traders as well, Warrior Trading channel has taught me a lot about technical market terms and aspects

https://www.youtube.com/user/madaztrader/featured
^ Mainly day trading strats

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8gjB1PSXv_oAUSAQ16S0fA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnMn36GT_H0X-w5_ckLtlgQ/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJalJNQWimC2zWrIHR_bSQ/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6aBHRM6ZS_kLeC57HV4kg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLJiSMXJ9K-1AOTqIqdXJgQ
^General market and investing knowledge channels
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[Anonymous No.13472900]

Levered funds > stocks

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13472907]

so i got some info on CVRS.... I hear they are getting good results......

just saying

CVRS.. MIGHT do good here pretty soon.............

[Anonymous No.13472918]

>>13472482
>>13472897
Also, I highly recommend just immersing yourself in a number of good podcasts in whatever topic you like in life, not just trading. Every second you get that you are idling, have a podcast on, on your bluetooth speaker in the house while cooking or showering, in your headphones while on the train or walking the dog. Just always be constantly be sucking in new knowledge and learning, don't waste minutes doing idle tasks when you could be multitasking and learning simultaneously. Plus, you'll have so much new knowledge, you can spread this around by teaching others and making new conversations about events and topics that not a lot of people are keen on.

Here's a few of my fav:

Market-Related:
https://www.fool.com/podcasts/
https://chatwithtraders.com/podcast-episodes/
^(Youtube version here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdnzT5Tl6pAkATOiDsPhqcg/videos )
https://www.theinvestorspodcast.com/
https://www.desiretotrade.com/podcast/

Finance-Related:
https://radicalpersonalfinance.com/archive/

Life-betterment and general podcasts:
https://www.tonyrobbins.com/podcasts/
https://www.garyvaynerchuk.com/podcast/
^ (also has vlogs on YT here: https://www.youtube.com/user/GaryVaynerchuk )
http://freakonomics.com/archive/

[Anonymous No.13472919]

>>13472862
I'm excited about it. Nervous even. Earnings is coming.

[Anonymous No.13472924]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

you too can build a passive income portfolio that will grow overtime to outpace inflation. if you don't like that strategy, you can always buy a great index fund. just don't lose all your money gambling in crypto or penny stocks

[Silvio Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13472925]

Also if you read today official TSLA 10Q or K or whatever was it, you could see Peelon literally lied on robotaxi presentation using 11y multiplier instead of 8 like official doc does. So that's a 3 year difference on vehicle profitability , that's how desperate he is.

As to PFE sceptic guy from prev thread don't be lazy and check BMY earnings. It says there directly they have joint product with Pfeizer iirc.

[Anonymous No.13472928]

GREEN DOT PUUUUMP
What is happening here? Is this in anticipation of apple’s ER? Or Gdot’s ER? Or just part of the financial rally.

I’ve always thought it was undervalued, but now this rally is making me skittish.

Am I being too greedy?

>>13472830
This is a very cute OC OP. Did you make it? Good job!

[Anonymous No.13472941]

ayy /smg/, maxyasumn ...

[Anonymous No.13472943]

>>13472890
Long term Galt the sky is the limit. Short term Galt could be highly volatile bullshit.

I recommend purchasing it.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13472951]

>>13472919
This earnings should just be whatever. They're in the middle of changing a lot of things.. last CEO fucked shit up and this new CEO is going to set LCI up for some growth.. it'll take some time

[Anonymous No.13472955]

>>13472925
i think he means most tesla customers will only own the vehicle for 8 years (tesla owners are richer than most people) not that the vehicle will only last for 8 years. but i could be wrong.

also PFE is a dog of the dow. based DotD

[Anonymous No.13472956]

>>13472924
Based div-friendo

Also, I wanna succ the farts out of ARKmommys ass

[Anonymous No.13472964]

>>13472956
imagine getting to spend all night licking her asshole while she talks about robo-taxi valuations

[Anonymous No.13472967]

>>13472862
You lied to me those many moons ago. I bought it at 14.11

[Anonymous No.13472996]

>>13472967
>Big5bags.jpg

[Anonymous No.13473004]

INUV

NAO

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13473012]

>>13472967
not my fault that shorts manipulated the price pre-market to try and shake people out

[Anonymous No.13473027]

BGS earning thursday
FDP tommrow

[Anonymous No.13473041]

>>13472951
The last earnings mooned in the after hours and then sold off completely the next day. I don't think they can do that this time. It's been meandering about for a while instead of rising quickly.

[Anonymous No.13473063]

CNBC man says rate cut is priced in... that’s could be a problem if we get nothing from the fed. And I think we will get nothing.

>>13473027
TSN still a buy at 74.40?

[Anonymous No.13473068]

Should I sell off my LPTX shares for now and load the boat with more NBRV?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13473071]

>>13473041
>It's been meandering about for a while instead of rising quickly.
both shorts and longs are building up a position.. going to get interesting soon.

[Anonymous No.13473073]

>>13473063
no, I told you guiz to buy that at 50 , wait for the dip

[Anonymous No.13473096]

>>13473012
>a steady 5 year long drop is "pre-market" price manipulation

thank you /smg/, the list of things I've seen now contains everything

[Anonymous No.13473097]

>>13473073
December?! Yeah that was a great time to buy just about anything. But Tyson is a foodchad, no doubt. Zoomers and boomers love that protein.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13473114]

>>13473096
>a steady 5 year long drop is "pre-market" price manipulation
how about you look back from when it was $14 and see what happend on 8/20/18 you fucking newb.

Haven't you ever heard of a trend reversal? It's coming. On 8/20 was shorts last attempt to shake any shares out of anyone they can... holy fuck if you are going to reply to me please try not to be a complete fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.13473119]

>>13473071
I still have my 3901 shares and will ride that into earnings. It's the only thing I own right now where earnings even matters.

[Anonymous No.13473138]

I really wanted VIX to bottom out more today, but gotta strike while the iron is hot
now or never

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13473146]

>>13473119
I want to ride it to atleast $30

[Anonymous No.13473150]

>my mcdouble had way too many onions on it
wtf, shorting MCD right now!!

[Anonymous No.13473167]

>>13473150
wait it better have had like half an onion on it to be 'too much'

also did you only get one mcDouble, I'm gonna call that your main mistake
YOU
HAVE
TO
DIVERSIFY

[Anonymous No.13473168]

>>13473150

>SELL SIGNAL!

[Anonymous No.13473170]

>>13473146
I think I'll sell a third at 15 and keep the rest til 30 ish. I'll have to see what shorts are doing as it rises since I didn't think they'd dig deeper as they have.

[Anonymous No.13473182]

>>13473150
>eating at McD
i'm sure things will pick up soon little man

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13473183]

>>13473170
>I didn't think they'd dig deeper as they have.
holy shit right?!? they've dug deep!!

>>13473170
>I think I'll sell a third at 15 and keep the rest til 30 ish
I was just going to sell some calls once we get over 15 and see where we go from there.. never know.. it could gap to 15 one day..

[Anonymous No.13473184]

>>13473097
before that cause its was severely undervalued from the china pork problem but now its normal, i guess that makes it more chad and will complete the right shoulder, its just not a bargain anymore but its a hOdl

[Anonymous No.13473210]

What are some /biz/ tier moving about trading?

[Anonymous No.13473227]

>>13473210

[Anonymous No.13473229]

>>13473184
no way, stay the fuck away from exposure to pork

I bet the chinese will spread that disease to america 100%

[Anonymous No.13473236]

>>13473210
wtf did anon mean by this?

[Earnings fag No.13473246]

So do you guys think Chegg is fucked for earnings today?
>pic related, previous earnings effects

[Anonymous No.13473282]

How do you guys feel about Weatherford

[Anonymous No.13473295]

>>13473229
just imagine the what the chinese pig factory farms look like, its probably like hell

[Anonymous No.13473343]

In international news, my South American investments are losing (down 4-5%) to Nigeria and Pakistan, which are relatively flat.

man what is wrong with south and central America how can they be such failures economically despite being right next to America

[Anonymous No.13473342]

FUCK DISNEY
FUCK PINTEREST
FUCK IIPR
FUCK MY LACK OF WILL TO ACT
FUCK MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.13473346]

>>13473182
i work in a small town so if i'm too lazy to make lunch the night before my only choice starve or magdonalds. wish there was a taco bell ...

[Anonymous No.13473353]

>SNES
When do I even sell this? I'm deep in the green already but I just don't know where this ends. I'd rather sell at 2 or even 3 if I can.

[Anonymous No.13473359]

>>13473183
>>13473146
>>13473114
>>13473012
>>13472862
LCI good investment?

[Anonymous No.13473362]

>>13473342

Don't be such a JUST'd Justin, goy!

[Earnings fag No.13473371]

>>13473342
it'll be OK Justin :>)

[Anonymous No.13473389]

>>13473362
>impulse
>doubt
>no action
>reality makes impulse true
>self loathing
>rinse and repeat

or

>impulse
>doubt
>no action
>reality makes impulse true
>self loathing
>act hastily out of hatred
>lose
>rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.13473393]

>>13473359
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.13473396]

>PFE and MRK are two of the most shorted stocks in the market
>own both, both report tomorrow
W-what did the market mean by this? I have to wonder what shorts know that I don’t.

They must do their research, right? Calling places and getting numbers to be prelared for earnings?

[Anonymous No.13473400]

>>13473389

Patience is a virtue.

[Anonymous No.13473401]

>>13473389
wait what does that even mean

is your 'impulse' to buy high and sell low?

your impulses should be about spiritual growth and anime girls

[Anonymous No.13473412]

These threads have devolved to a special kind of stupid.

And to think at one point in history they were the best general on here.

Sad.

[Anonymous No.13473425]

>>13473389
>tells my story
>acts like it’s a surprise
Gee, didn’t you know that life is suffering?
Didn’t they tell you?
Did you not get that memo?

[Earnings fag No.13473430]

>>13473146
We'll see with the upcoming earnings fella

[Anonymous No.13473437]

>>13473400
dude is sooo old... kind of gross

[Silvio Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13473442]

>>13473396
I was legit low key panicking on BMY ER
BMY went into 52 week low on evening pre ER. I knew financials of company I knew their products and their plans were clear to me so I loaded both my speculative acc and my long term acc on BMY and was pissing pants hrs before ER. But guess what ERs were great market was dumb fuck and I was king of the dip literally buying lowest low.

Moral of the story, market is not always right, in fact majority must lose so minority can win.

[Anonymous No.13473445]

>>13473412
Everything has been in a weird place where its just kinda not moving much and not that interesting. So people just shill their stocks cuz the potential remains.

Can't even pink wojack the fuck out of anything anymore.

[Anonymous No.13473446]

what the fuck bros i bailed out in december when TQQQ went under 40 and now its almost 70

[Anonymous No.13473452]

>>13473229
Yes, ASF got to Cambodia a few days ago. Only a matter of time. Get your pig farm ready. CORN SOYA going lower too. Only hope is WEAT

[Anonymous No.13473471]

>>13473027
green beans @_@
am scared
FDP has hit me AVG EXPETING price again
this statistically when it crash again ;_;

[Anonymous No.13473481]

what the fuck, every stock i had is green as fuck why did i bail out

[Anonymous No.13473488]

>>13473437

Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.13473495]

>>13473481
you already sold when it was low, all that's left is to buy now that it's high

[Anonymous No.13473498]

>>13473012
they lost their biggest penis inspector thats why they went down in price and you of know it >:(

blaming stock falling on "short manipulation" borderline schitzo thing for say

[Earnings fag No.13473503]

>>13473488

[Anonymous No.13473533]

ZOOM up 18%. Thats the shit ZOOM, not the new one.

[Anonymous No.13473545]

>my onions all sprouted or got moldy
REEEEEEE
SHORT ONIONS!!

[Anonymous No.13473554]

>>13473471
we're going straight up golden bull, 30 in play

[Anonymous No.13473561]

>>13473533
zoom for zoomers it is

[Anonymous No.13473577]

When is LEAPS next catalyst?

[Anonymous No.13473582]

>>13473577
May 12th, IIRC.

[Anonymous No.13473615]

>>13473582
Awesome nice. I picked up some NBRV shares hoping for good news tomorrow with all my leap shares. I'm still pretty bullish on leap but I'm not expecting any movement til the end of the week anyways

[Anonymous No.13473629]

GOOGL will be flat through earnings unless they have an unwelcome surprise.
All the normal reported numbers will be in line with expectations
But I'm thinking GOOGL will have a harder time moving forward compared to AAPL/AMZN/MSFT
They're at the top now, UBER IPO and other tech investments are really what is keeping them at the top of the game for now

I'd be very surprised if they open over 1325 tomorrow

what do you guys think? I don't expect a FB or MSFT level pump

[Anonymous No.13473642]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .19%!
~The road is wide, the passage free
The trip goes on and on endlessly
Through all the ways to no return
Should I stumble, I may learn~

[Anonymous No.13473652]

>>13473629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHfv3DxKHRs

28 minutes until Alphabet Earnings call

>>13473642
sideways

the road goes ever on and on
out from the door where it began ...

[Anonymous No.13473687]

googl down 3%!

[Anonymous No.13473689]

I did dumb things today, but I’m still slowly making my way back to basis!

Feels okay! Think I have to sell off/rotate tomorrow in anticipation of fed meeting/jobs report/May Day.

>>13473642
The road is looong,
With many a winding road...

[Anonymous No.13473692]

>>13473642
Up 0.37% ($94). Can't wait for BIG DICK TIM APPLE earnings tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.13473699]

>>13473642
My biotech dip is over and i am up 2.5 percent since yesterday. Still down 4.5 total but I'm hoping to get that fixed tomorrow if all goes well

[Anonymous No.13473709]

Would it be smart to buy the intel dip or is it still too early?

[Anonymous No.13473711]

>>13473629
They are going to go down long term due to giving into the diversity cult. Most businesses just feed the PC beast. Google breeds them in their own backyard.

[Anonymous No.13473712]

>>13473642
+.06% ($400) meh

[Earnings fag No.13473734]

>>13473642
CHGG dipped, only lost 1.5% on it so feels ok man

[Anonymous No.13473736]

>>13473642
up 0.08%. at least it's green, right?

[Anonymous No.13473747]

>>13473711
Besides making a ton of money off of 'the internet', google basically owns silicon Valley.
Any time a company like Uber comes along, guess what? Google already owns a decent amount of that company, that they bought a decade ago for peanuts.

That's one of the reasons I can bring myself to take any position against the company. They go up, they go down, but they're well positioned and wide moat. I can't fight them

[Anonymous No.13473754]

>>13473642
Up 3%. Would have been better if VZ didn't do a last minute drop

[Anonymous No.13473759]

Google just shit the bed...

[Anonymous No.13473768]

>>13473747
You will be surprised what level of incompetence a company can reach when they give up on merit in favor of tokenism.

[Anonymous No.13473782]

welp

when is the right time to buy this GOOGL dip, boys????

[Anonymous No.13473797]

>>13473768
>>13473759
https://abc.xyz/investor/static/pdf/2019Q1_alphabet_earnings_release.pdf?cache=8ac2b86

paid clicks on google properties down (!) YoY
17% rev YoY

everything else I've seen so far looks OK
I don't think this earnings is that low

There might be something else I haven't seen yet

[Anonymous No.13473804]

GOOGLE KILLED THE BULL
SELL
SELL
SELL

[Anonymous No.13473813]

>>13473396
EVERY EARNINGS REPORT IS A BIG MISS
(Except AK Steel)

Earnings recession is here? Am I gonna get slammed. Oh no no no no... bobo stay away!

[Anonymous No.13473819]

>>13473782
>>13473804
just from looking at it I think people are being pessimistic about a couple bad data points, ignoring all the value here

the FB and TWTR earnings reports ignored the bad and pumped on the good

[Anonymous No.13473826]

PFE BEIG CONTIRLLED BY ALGOS
DUMP IT ITLL TANK HARD GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

[Anonymous No.13473828]

>>13473642
up .25% ($3000)

[Anonymous No.13473843]

>>13473826
Wha?
>1 post by this user

[Anonymous No.13473881]

>>13473236
I am looking for good movies about trading

[Anonymous No.13473896]

>>13473881
have you considered books?
there are shows on tradingview now, some of them are pretty nice.

https://www.tradingview.com/shows/
for example,
https://www.tradingview.com/shows/real-vision-the-edge/how-i-got-my-start-in-finance/#learning-his-options
we begin : :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHfv3DxKHRs

[Anonymous No.13473907]

[Anonymous No.13473908]

>>13473881
Wall Street and Trading Places

[Anonymous No.13473917]

>>13473908

That's pretty much the whole list right there.

[Anonymous No.13473928]

>>13473917
>>13473908
>>13473881
i think there's one called The Big Short

[Anonymous No.13473944]

What should I expect this week
>pls no bully

[Anonymous No.13473947]

>>13473944
Anal violation.

[Anonymous No.13473948]

Just had a whole dollar blown off TQQQ in after hours... Fuck...

[Anonymous No.13473961]

>>13473944
ah that sucks
but I don't see it going under 1220, they did better last quarter vs this quarter, but they're doing fine YoY

your call is fucked but you only have $300 worth

If I ahd some extra tech dollars to invest now, I'd be buying after 1220. This is an over-reaction dump I think

I might free up some cash tomorrow and buy some shares

>>13473948
AAPL is dragged down as well, FB and MSFT were fine last I checked

[Anonymous No.13473969]

>>13473948
I KNEW this shit would happen too. This always happens, TQQQ goes up in during hours, then right at 4:01pm, it immediately erases all the gains from the day.

[Anonymous No.13473994]

>>13473969

I usually do alright in TQQQ with some several week long positions. I was trading it up the rally since December 24th and didn't encounter too many issues.

Sitting on a paper loss of $1,000 right now because of the dollar plunge. Can't ever seem to win on an entry and have to end up waiting for a few weeks to retrace. Fucking jews...

[Anonymous No.13474025]

>>13473961
well, let me adjust my statement

I don't see any real damage to Alphabet's value from this report.

But looking at the chart, the market could decide to push GOOGL down, we could see an eventual 1160 or so. Or, it could recover to 1250+ during AH.

If I had GOOGL shares, I would hold. If I see an opening, depending on QQQ value, I might look to buy

I think the fall under 1250 is because GOOGL was overbought, people were so horny for it.
Now, it might keep falling under 1220 down through 1200 just because people have decided that now it's going to go down

[Anonymous No.13474058]

>>13473804
NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.13474075]

What's the verdict on weed stocks like CGC or ACB? I read those are the two big ones, do y'all think they might skyrocket when the US legalizes?

[Anonymous No.13474085]

>>13473642
Bout +1.5% today. Degenerate gambling moves on options are moving in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.13474089]

>>13474075
>when
That's if, not when. It won't happen anytime soon, especially not with republicans in control of the senate.

[Anonymous No.13474111]

>>13474089
Has new Jeff Sessions said anything about it yet?
Oh wait, it's only an "acting" AG isn't it. Trump hasn't picked a new one?

>>13474075
They've already skyrocketted so much for a spec, as has HEXO.

Feel like I need to find the next takeover targets.
I'm eyeing Aphria and wondering if it deserved to be punished this harshly...

[Anonymous No.13474122]

>>13474075
care ACB
CGC has a more well-rounded approach

ACB is just about growing as much weed as possible.
Look for the companies who are focusing on chemistry and products, rather than just maxing out their plant growing (measured in tons/month or square feet of grow space)


I bought a distribution of the weed stocks, mostly CGC and TLRY, but of course less that 10% of my totla holdings. Even that is pretty high, because I had to keep averaging down on TLRY, and because CGC was so cheap.

[Anonymous No.13474124]

>>13474075
CGC has run up around 25% in the last couple weeks. Not a good buy time right now.

[Anonymous No.13474138]

>>13474075
I'm sticking with MO. Experience with navigating hostile lawmakers seems like the most valuable trait in a weed company to me

[Anonymous No.13474181]

GOOGED
O
O
G
E
D

[Anonymous No.13474207]

>>13474181
I can't believe these are actually going to make me money.

[Anonymous No.13474217]

>>13474207
>>13474181

[Anonymous No.13474229]

What dividend stocks should I buy tomorrow lads?

[Anonymous No.13474234]

>>13474229
JNJ
PEP
PG

[Anonymous No.13474239]

>>13474217
JUST

[Anonymous No.13474244]

>>13474217
very nice
you can get maybe 1k each at open tomorrow, but you have to decide if you think it'll keep falling throughout the rest of the week or if it'll recover

[Anonymous No.13474247]

>>13474229
>>13474234
those are bretty good choices, also MMM took a dip lately

[Anonymous No.13474271]

>>13474244
I'm selling at open. To hell with hopes, I want my money now.

[Anonymous No.13474284]

>>13474234
>>13474247
has anybody ever done any work on what your returns are if you buy some set amount of money of the current highest yielding divvy aristocrat on the first of every month? might get unbalanced over time of course

[Anonymous No.13474296]

>>13474284
this could help but you'd be buying a lot of T and ABBV

https://www.buyupside.com/dividendaristocrats/dividendaristocratsyieldssorted.php

[Anonymous No.13474301]

>>13474296
yeah thats the concern you would get unbalanced to things that are constantly dipping because they are worse buys than other things selling at a premium

[Anonymous No.13474309]

>>13474271
I agree to sell at least 2 at open
I might hang on to 1 or 2 throughout midday Wednesday. We still have 4 days to go in this week, you know.
or you could dump all 4, then buy one back if we pump a % off the open tomorrow

anyway, at least you're in a good position to call your shot and make money :)

>>13474284
the whole point of dividend aristocrats is to let go of the obsession with the highest possible instantaneous yields
I'd rather buy a basket of dividend growers that is weighted towards lower yields, so that there is more growth opportunity. Dividend aristocrats are about having the best parts of value and growth
It'd be interesting to look into, but I would guess that higher yields are more likely to fall and then fall of the DivCrats list, it might under-perform the younger and faster growing segment of the 'crats

[Anonymous No.13474354]

>>13474301
better way would be to balance out the portfolio by going down the list from highest to lowest while also screening for payout ratio, p/e, etc. initiating positions in ones I don't already have as long as they are properly screened.

[Anonymous No.13474376]

How do I buy or set up an algo like the pros?

[Anonymous No.13474377]

What do Robin Hood get out of letting people trade for free with no comission?

[Anonymous No.13474393]

>>13474377
interest and selling orders/data on orders...

[Anonymous No.13474394]

>>13474377
shaving pennies off every order and interest on money sitting in accounts as cash

[Anonymous No.13474407]

>>13474377
They make money off of the money you have sitting in your account.
Same thing the major brokers do, actually.

[Anonymous No.13474415]

>>13474407
theoretical question but what if they fuck up and and lose a lot of money that they said they would hold for me? Like maybe the market crashes out of the blue or something

[Anonymous No.13474423]

>>13474376
Even algos loose money, but first step would be learning how to code.

[Anonymous No.13474431]

>>13474415
if the market crashes out of the blue we'll have bigger problems than robin hood...

[Anonymous No.13474449]

>>13474377
if you've ever seen office space, basically their scam, but legal. also they sell information, which isn't bad in my perspective.

I use ally for my taxable account and non-mutual funds and I also use it for my emergency fund. I've heard RH's savings isn't FDIC insured, but I could be wrong about that

[Anonymous No.13474452]

>>13474423
I only have cursory coding knowledge from engineering school C++
I'm sure someone has already made a business of it... suppose I want to purchase a trading algorithm even if it's subscription based... as long as it's netting 15%+ annual it should be a solid investment.

[Anonymous No.13474466]

How fucked am I? Feeling pretty nervous right about now

[Anonymous No.13474494]

>>13474466
Is AMD likely fail in the long run? Nope.

[Anonymous No.13474497]

>>13474466
You bought too early imo, but you had the right idea. AMD always runs up leading to ER then tanks afterwards. Good or bad. Like clockwork. The thing is with the current market conditions everything might shit the bed tomorrow regardless. Really depends on the GE and PFE reports.

[Anonymous No.13474504]

>>13474497
Man i am not in super heavy in GE, but I still hope I don't get fucked again by their earnings. I'm hoping for good things.

[Anonymous No.13474526]

Boy am I glad I didn’t YOLO all in to Disney in anticipation of an Avengers rally.
But I did double my holdings at the top. Fucking. Retarded.
And in an effort to buy the Bernie cheapies, I left myself WAY too concentrated in healthcare.

How do we anticipate this week to go? I’ve got earnings reports tomorrow. Then there’s Apple.
Then there’s the fed meeting and the jobs report.

[Anonymous No.13474544]

>>13474415
I don't believe Robin Hood is certified so your money basically disappears presuming they themselves don't reimburse you.

[Anonymous No.13474658]

Hong Kong usually sits atop the free market indices. How much will that change in 2047 when it is handed back to China?

[Anonymous No.13474674]

>>13472943
Could you imagine her topless haha

[Anonymous No.13474703]

>>13473692
>after closing bell
I'm going to feel so blue balled

[Anonymous No.13474753]

It's time

[Anonymous No.13474759]

>>13474753
For what?

Are you trying to tell me to get a real job?

[Anonymous No.13474769]

>>13474759
For shorting the entire economy. VCs will no longer support all these useless new companies that burn money subsidizing inefficient market practices, so they're all doing an ipo

[Anonymous No.13474786]

>>13474769
I think tomorrow is going to be a rough day.
I think wednesday might be even worse.
And I bought so foolishly today.

[Anonymous No.13474814]

>>13474124
it's going straight to 100 loser enjoy no gains

[Anonymous No.13474825]

>>13474111
>Aphria
Go back to lebbit and stay there fag

[Anonymous No.13474854]

>>13474825
Do they like that one there?
Maybe I really should start visiting reddit the way I check things out on robintrack

[Anonymous No.13474879]

>>13474658
China will try as hard as they can to align mainland China and Hong Kong. Maybe with the exception of financial markets and business regulation. Freedom of speech, freedom of the press, (almost) unrestricted internet and decentralized governance (democracy) are Hong Kong's most powerful weapons against China. And the Chinese government knows this. The Chinese government will do everything they can to limit these things leading up to 2047.

Don't think that China will play nice and let Hong Kong remain free long term unless they are completely forced to do it. I think most people in Hong Kong underestimate just how much the Chinese government wants to unify China and Hong Kong and how far they are willing to go to make it happen.

[Anonymous No.13474880]

>alphabet

shiiiiiiet

[Anonymous No.13474907]

>>13474879
hong kong is fucked, takes minimal IQ to know this

[Anonymous No.13474924]

>>13474879
Btw. no amount of international presure will stop China. At best it will slow China down a little. The only people that have the power to keep Hong Kong free are the the people of Hong Kong.

[Anonymous No.13474930]

I bought HON a few weeks ago and they just announced a buyback
how does this work?

[Anonymous No.13474935]

>>13474924
>the people of hong kong

kek. it's going to be squashed like a bug

[Anonymous No.13474944]

Also brainlets the only reason it's not squashed now is taiwann

[Anonymous No.13474945]

>>13474907
It depends. If the opposition against mainland China in Hong Kong becomes really mainstream and intense then China might decide it's best to allow Hong Kong to remian free. But as I said, China won't let that happen unless they are forced to.

[Anonymous No.13474949]

>>13474945
Bahahaahahhah

yeah they will care about

[Anonymous No.13474959]

What happens tomorrow will determine if a recession happens this year or next year

[Anonymous No.13474967]

>>13474949
HONG KONG IS FUCKED

lol, they can burn chinese flags in the street wont change a damn thing dude. Stop being a fucking retard. This is like the retarded western leaders who didn't expect Russia to invade crimea to protect a naval base and key geographical point they had fought over for centuries prior.

TOP FUCKING KEK

lol, "Hong Kong freedom movement" means JACK SHIT. The literal only reason they aren't ran over like bugs right now is Taiwann.

Does your brain even work if you talk about HK without mentioning Taiwan?

[Anonymous No.13474972]

>>13474959
I think Wednesday into Thursday morning, the Fed Meeting and market reaction to it

Tuesday is important but not as important

[Anonymous No.13474973]

Who cares? Just tell me when to buy BILI and BABA

[Anonymous No.13474979]

changs please leave

[Anonymous No.13474985]

>>13474944
Not true. Hong Kong provides a lot of economic benefits for mainland China. Hong Kong attracts tons of capital and allows businesses to operate in a more favorable environment. It's not in China's interest to "squash" HK (yet). It's ironic that all the regulation and barriers to entry in mainland China are a big part of the reason why HK is so free. The freer the economy of mainland China gets the more likely it is that China will try to "squash" HK.

[Anonymous No.13474988]

>>13474973
buy BILI now and keep buying BILI

[Anonymous No.13475010]

>>13474967
Chill. Read my posts again. I implied that it's highly unlikely that HK will remain free long term. But IF China allows HK to remain, it will be because China decides the civil unrest/opposition won't be worth it. Taiwan doesn't mean shit long term. You don't know what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.13475019]

>>13474494
What about in the short run?

>>13474497
How much is it liable to tank assuming the earnings are poo? Do I have a chance? And how does this tie into GE and Pfizer?

[Anonymous No.13475031]

>>13474985

Article 23 of the Basic Law instructs the local government to "enact laws on its own to prohibit any act of treason, secession, sedition, subversion against the Central People's Government ... and to prohibit political organizations or bodies of the Region from establishing ties with foreign political organizations or bodies."

they will just disppear or kill anyone against china-fication. The only reason it's been this slow is they want Taiwan to cuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.13475038]

>>13474972
Wage growth is happening among other things, a hawkish comment from the fed would probably make a short-term shock in the markets. If I was certain that they would be hawkish, it'd be worth buying puts on companies with extreme levels of debt like T.

[Anonymous No.13475044]

>>13475010
I've been to mainland china (guangzhou) and hong kong... the difference is staggering.... why would china ever squash HK? They're not stupid.
It will remain a free special administrative district just like Macau

[Anonymous No.13475055]

>>13475044
>they're not stupid

each day that decays

[Anonymous No.13475058]

>>13474452
If you know how to code, here's what you do:
>Study stock trading APIs
>Write a small POC that can connect to the API
>Hook proof of concept to some kind of backtesting API, like Quantopian or another site for educational purposes
>Start designing trading algorithms -- this means what thresholds you expect, what back data you want to read to make predictions on the future, and so on.
>Study technical and quantitative analysis techniques, and keep an eye on your fundamentals and DON'T JUST FUCKING LEAVE YOUR ALGORITHM TO RUN YOU DUMB BITCH

You can also, if you wanna play with real boy money, test a lot of these techniques on shitcoins that are worth maybe five bucks for a billion of them and so on. Market maker algorithms are good starting points, look them up. The shitty part about this whole thing, and the reason you're going to want to STUDY and not just come begging like a little bitch is that if an algo trader had an algorithm that reliably made money over time, he sure as fuck wouldn't tell you about it, most definitely not for free. You have to put in the work and make your own and understand how data works. Godspeed, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13475062]

[Anonymous No.13475067]

>>13473068
>>13473615
sup NBRV bros, good luck tomorrow. also remember another approval in aug i think

[Anonymous No.13475084]

>>13475031
Well, exactly. Taiwanese are much more opposed to unification that people in Hong Kong. As I said, the only thing that will keep HK free long term is if the population as a whole completely oppose the unification (and even then it's obviously far from guaranteed). What exactly is it that you disagree with me about?

[Anonymous No.13475089]

>>13475084
I believe the lynchpin for not cracking down on HK is entirely Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.13475109]

>>13474466
>24 break even
You’re about to get fucking JUSTD please post your puts after earnings I want to lavish in your tears
Shoulda paid top dollar for the 26-25 ones then I wouldn’t laugh as hard

[Anonymous No.13475121]

>>13474466
>puts before ps5/xbox next/zen 2

brave

[Anonymous No.13475140]

>>13475044
By squash I mean force HK to discontinue one country, two system. They might allow HK to remain "free" in terms of tax, financial markets and business regulation, but Chinas will do everything they can to to limit things such as freedom of speech, freemdom of the press and unrestricted internet acces. These are the most powerful tools citizens have against their governments. And, as you said, they're not stupid. The Chinese government will only allow HK the freedoms that provide a net benefit to China.

[Anonymous No.13475145]

>>13475067
Might not be a huge pop at worst we see 3.50 best 4 but meh I’m not expecting much

[Anonymous No.13475154]

>>13475109
>>13475121

Do I have a fighting chance whatsoever? Tbh I pulled the trigger way too quick and didn't realize the break even was so low but the price could drop by 20%....couldn't it?

[Anonymous No.13475161]

>>13472924
He will save us all. Hmm, yeah little over 3k invested now; by the time I'm 65 that'll be a nice 30k in Divvy's. Assuming I don't pick up another 100 shares down the road. Which case I'd be bringing in around 60k by age 65.

[Anonymous No.13475172]

I'll be interested to see what GALT does the next few days. I don't see it going below 4 ever but it might stay where it is for a while.

[Anonymous No.13475182]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/29/fed-looking-at-a-program-that-could-be-version-of-quantitative-easing.html

Hmmm...

[Anonymous No.13475185]

>>13475145
>meh
dont do that, help us pump it up to 7 with our mental energy BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.13475195]

>>13475161
Don't forget about compounded inflation.
> 0.975^40 = 0.363

[Anonymous No.13475269]

>>13475145
Yeah I'm pumping to 7 hopefully I have 129 shares right now and that's a lot to have invested in biotech for me right now. But I believe. I'll probably sell half at the top assuming we get news and then maybe hold til the big one in August. Load the boat with the next dip.

[Anonymous No.13475309]

>instant deposit and buy dividend growth stocks every two weeks
>When tomorrow l finished log out and uninstall Robinhood for the next two weeks
It's the only way I don't panic sell but it's been working great

[Anonymous No.13475351]

KEKED BY GOOGLE

[Anonymous No.13475358]

>>13475351
https://www.cnbc.com/video/2019/04/29/ark-invests-cathie-woods-defends-her-tesla-to-4000-call.html

Ark Invest CEO Cathie Wood defends her Tesla to $4,000 call.

[Anonymous No.13475371]

Volatile day trading, small risk.

I want to try this. Looking for 200% returns. $10 investment. Is it possible? Any tips?

[Anonymous No.13475376]

>>13475358
Mommy won't let us down

[Anonymous No.13475385]

>>13475376
ARKG 40% return this ytd

She shits on the market

[Anonymous No.13475386]

>>13475371
The fact you ask this question should be an answer for you

[Anonymous No.13475390]

>>13475376
4000 is a lot for some musk dick

[Anonymous No.13475396]

>>13475385
10% of my portfolio is always dedicated to her.
If she ever leaves I'm immediately selling everything

[Anonymous No.13475399]

The YTD on this is nuts

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/arkg/

[Anonymous No.13475405]

>>13475390
Mommy pegs Elon from behind with a dragon

[Anonymous No.13475406]

>>13475386
Im a noob but I studied stats at college, just not the economic kind. I dont think it would be too hard for me to learn trading properly.

I want to start off with firstly fake-money volatile trading, obviously.

i just want to know before I start if this could actually work.

[Anonymous No.13475411]

>>13475396
Her largest position is losing and she is still killing market

If tesla rebounds this year ARK is going to look nutty compared to most hedge funds.

[Anonymous No.13475430]

>>13475154
I mean guess you’ll find out tomorrow 20% is a fucking stretch though that’s going back to bear market territory likely we see 25.50 out of fear and a quick buyback to 26.40and hold but maybe ok being generous
For the record I hope they do tank to 24 so I can fucking load my bus

[Anonymous No.13475444]

Mommy's tweets

Finally, after discovering that $TSLA has collected 10 billion miles of driving data, compared to $GOOG’s 15 million miles, well what more is there to say about an AI project?

[Anonymous No.13475458]

STOP THE BLEEDING


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.13475527]

WALMART TEASING 1-DAY SHIPPING
>AMZN BLEEDS

FUCK YOU WALMART

[Anonymous No.13475547]

>>13475527
I'm actually kinda butthurt there isn't a walmart where I live in NYC

[Anonymous No.13475618]

>>13475396
>following a hedgie
Isn’t that the opposite of independent investing?

>>13475405
>Le mage of consent
What part of Darkness do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.13475631]

>>13475547
closest one is on the border of queens and li

if the open even 1 in actual nyc itll be over the little mom and pop shops guaranteed

[Anonymous No.13475637]

Glta

[Anonymous No.13475640]

>>13475618
Have you out preformed Mommy this year?
No?
Didn't think so, kid

[Anonymous No.13475654]

>>13472830
Sprint enroute to sub 5 this week, you heard it here first folks.

[Anonymous No.13475661]

is tomorrow going to be a blood bath?

[Anonymous No.13475675]

>>13475661

SEA OF RED

[Anonymous No.13475726]

>>13475661
why?

[Anonymous No.13475729]

What's this week's moves looking like for you guys? DIS and GOOGL crushed me today, so I'm looking for insight.

[Anonymous No.13475738]

>>13475729
Tomorrow is by far the biggest day for earnings this month. Some huge moves are going to be made in all areas that will either cause chaos or greatness.
Witness this judgment day that is upon us. Hedge your calls and cover your shorts it’s gonna get nuts tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.13475762]

>>13475618
ARK is ETF not hedge scam

[Anonymous No.13475771]

>>13475729
ATVI is going to tank imo

[Anonymous No.13475777]

>>13475661
Creamer confirms: we’re going to get FUCKED (But it’s not because hedgies are shorting the vix like last year)

Google going to drag down nasdaqkun.
Apple will get teeth kicked after ER.
Goddamn I miss being all cash & AAPL.

in unrelated news:
Powell is researching new performance enhancing drug to create infinite bull:
>>13475182

Also, Zoomers can’t even handle television:
https://finance.yahoo.com/m/d13f22a9-3197-3ded-b234-1dbab73beaba/study%3A-kids%26%2339%3B-suicides.html?.tsrc=rss

[Anonymous No.13475787]

What do you guys think about the Argentinian stock market?

[Anonymous No.13475802]

>>13475777
Triple 7's

Netflix is based and redpilled killing teens off

[Anonymous No.13475834]

pretty glad I grabbed some Friday UVXY calls mid-day
I'll probably be about even tomorrow


>>13475787
I've got TEO, EDN, and PAM
None of them are doing me any favors right now
I've also got some Brazillian stocks and EWZ
NGE and PAK are doing better than Argentina and Brazil for my 3rd world exposure.

what about you?

[Anonymous No.13475859]

>>13475802
Thank you for checking.

But you know it’s just going to be betacuck omega males, and that killing off more of them won’t help your chances when the current crop of teens turns 18, right?

[Anonymous No.13475874]

>>13475777
>>13475802
you got my attention
>look up tv series
this is some teeny bopper trash I tell you what
is this what happens in majority white schools?

[Anonymous No.13475882]

>>13475802
I like those high school girls
No matter how old I get they always stay the same age

[Anonymous No.13475884]

>>13475661
Tomorrow we have a Hyperbull on schedule, and on Wednesday is the golden bull

[Anonymous No.13475891]

Guys I'm afraid to look at.futures, how's the damage?

[Anonymous No.13475903]

>>13475891

[Anonymous No.13475927]

>>13475729
ADP's rebranding as a tech company looks strong and I feel like that gets the market wet so I'm hoping that carries me.

SHOP and SNAP's partnership is strong and was planning to close my position on both but decided to keep half my positions open in SHOP through the earning call because of some honestly pretty borderline wsb logic.

Also hefty sprint puts.

[Anonymous No.13475946]

China says its official manufacturing PMI for April came in at 50.1, below expectations

[Anonymous No.13475969]

[Anonymous No.13475972]

>>13475946
Nice. Gonna get a sweet trade deal then, right?

[Anonymous No.13475976]

>>13475062
how

[Anonymous No.13475983]

>>13474075
I am trying to figure out an exit strategy, since it is unclear to me how much demand there is for Canadian cannabis. I except the shares to continue trending upwards for at least another year and for Ontario based companies to perform well. Since it would easier and cheaper to ship to the large markets in Southern Ontario. Would demand in the United States be great enough to insure Canadian markets could keep growing? Don't these states already have an established cannabis growing industry? I'm going to pull out when I believe it's over valued.

[Anonymous No.13476010]

>>13475891
dow down 9 points with fair value included, nasdaq down like 0.8% percent

[Anonymous No.13476012]

>>13475983
>poking holes in a bubble
What the fuck are you doing man?
Haven’t you seen an episode of looney toons? You don’t fall until you look down. Don’t look down.

[Anonymous No.13476022]

>>13475983
It's not about the Canadian market right now. That sector wide pump and dump happened once in 2017 and twice in 2018. Now the speculative fuel is all about gaining US foothold, both from the large Canadian companies and the state operators in the US. Nobody is fueling huge money in to Canadian weed stocks because they think Canada itself will be a big money maker. Canada is too small. Its market is not very important. US is the juicy fruit. Canopy's current run is mostly about their deal to acquire Acreage Holdings when/if US goes federally legal.

[Anonymous No.13476025]

>>13474907
new pig production happening there

[Anonymous No.13476037]

GOOD THING I UNINSTALLED ROBINHOOD TODAY

[Anonymous No.13476046]

>>13476022
What are the election strategies?
Biden is against legalization and Trump is out of touch on it. What are people expecting?

[Anonymous No.13476067]

>>13474504
I'm in GE to. Yes the Divvy sucks now but once they reinstate it those cheap ass shares will be mighty nice to have. I know it'll take time but Culp has a proven track record of turning shit into diamonds. Also he's got a lot of financial incentive to do it.

[Anonymous No.13476070]

>>13476046

Joe Biden's opinion is not important. He's going to lose in the primaries. Probably to someone who hasn't even made their intent to run known yet. Media can trot him out as a legitimate option for the dems all the want but the moment people actually hit the polls his run is toast. Toast.

[Anonymous No.13476090]

>>13476070
Feel like this election will be opposite of republican 2016 primaries

bunch of people on the fringes and biden will skate by to win it. Can't wait for creepy joe meme to be the biggest campaign issue of 2020. Considering I pushed it and originally posted the webms of him on pol.

[Anonymous No.13476097]

>>13475067
i went with HRTX instead

[Anonymous No.13476105]

>>13476090
>Can't wait for creepy joe meme to be the biggest campaign issue of 2020

Besides that, the man has zero charisma. I don't even know what he stands for and I like to think I pay half ass attention to politics.

[Anonymous No.13476113]

I hope the republican gov of my state gets the boot this year. He's done some good things but his "mistakes" has ruined all that. (Kentucky btw)

[Anonymous No.13476114]

>>13476090
Yep. Biden wins easy because the rest are economically and financially illiterate.

He then loses to Trump.

[Anonymous No.13476116]

>>13476090
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/52520446/#52520446

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/52495492/#52495492

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/43672185/#43672185

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/43652868/#43652868

Politics is based

[Anonymous No.13476124]

>>13475729
NWL on Friday, the golden, diamond encrusted jewel to kick off the golden bull

The greatest of brands and value

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWZ6g-xP9YM


>>13476037
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.13476125]

FUCKKKKKKK BROS I BOUGHT SHOPIFY END OF DAY AND EARNINGS ARE ACTUALLY PRE-MARKET I'M GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.13476131]

>>13476105
>I don't even know what he stands for
He doesn't stand for anything because he's a vice president in spirit. if he wins expect the worst of bush and obama combined: crony capitalism, vapid bipartisanship, imploding economy, endless wars, you name it

[Anonymous No.13476148]

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1442943643780.webm

What's wrong with joe biden?

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1436824683429.webm


I seriously hope they nominate him and the meme warfare can begin

[Anonymous No.13476166]

>>13476116

this is my favorite one

[Anonymous No.13476169]

there is nothing wrong with grabbing the sucker out of an infant's mouth and sucking the spit off it, then putting it back.

Biden is just "touchy"

[Anonymous No.13476180]

>>13476166
WHERE ARE THE DELEGATES!
GIVE ME THE SUPER DELEGATES LITTLE GIRL

[Anonymous No.13476192]

A LITTLE SNIFF NEVER HURT ANYONE

AHHHH YESSSS LOLI HAIR

[Anonymous No.13476200]

>>13476192
wrong one

>>13476166
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1436824683429.webm
full webm

[Anonymous No.13476206]

literally think everyone is just waiting on sidelines for biden to get nomination. I don't care enough and smg is slow enough to not matter.

[Anonymous No.13476215]

>>13476148
>>13476166
>>13476169
>>13476180
>>13476192
>>13476200
WTF I SUPPORT #METOO NOW

[Anonymous No.13476221]

[Anonymous No.13476223]

>>13476125
Have faith, I'll see you in the morning when we both moon.

[Anonymous No.13476231]

>>13476215
the front runner for dem nominee has a history and video compilations of him sniffing little girl's hair and groping their breasts.

let that sink in

honk honk world

the dems are still backing him as the frontrunner

[Anonymous No.13476257]

>>13476231

[Anonymous No.13476282]

sniff and grope man will be the next president

grope #metoo

[Anonymous No.13476290]

>>13476257
>>13476231
just imagine

He's probably been going through a grueling training for the past few years, where the top Democrats put a vast array of lolis before him every day.
All the little girls have different sizes, smells, and textures of hair
And poor Joe just has to try and resist them a little more every day, to make sure he can avoid any 'accidents' during the main campaign
Just a little bit less sniffing and groping, until he can properly control himself in public

Stay strong old Joe !

[Anonymous No.13476295]

>>13476070
Oh god I just realized. Joe Biden is Jeb Bush. JB = JB. Biden is going to get BTFO when Oprah or someone decides to run. Poor Jeb.

>>13476097
>HRT
Don’t do it man, just make the best with what you’ve got
:^)

>>13476131
>crony capitalism, vapid bipartisanship, imploding economy, endless wars
So... the same thing we’re going to get if trump gets re-elected, except some of the cronies change position and funds allocated?

We WILL get a recession between now and the end of the next presidential term. That is, unless we have a revolutionary technological breakthrough like digimon and tamogachis, or Powell actually enacts this new quantitative easing experiment posted earlier in the thread, AND it works for long enough.

And a recession is probably better if the intensity of the bull run is proportional to the savagery of the bear market.

>>13476231
>powerful man gropes young ladies
The real honk-honk is that we consider this a bad thing. Kings and conquerors should be allowed 14-year old brides, Walder Fray style.

>>13476166
This one is really good, but the ones where it’s joe and anime girls are best.

[Anonymous No.13476299]

>>13476295
>conquerers and kings
>career politicians

[Anonymous No.13476307]

>>13476299
Modern equivalent, but point taken

[Anonymous No.13476326]

I find it unlikely that he doesn't know how uncomfortable he makes those women and kids feel. I think he gets off on it.

[Anonymous No.13476331]

>>13472830
Did Tesla prove all of Technical analysis wrong today?

[Anonymous No.13476358]

>>13476331
It was suppose to bounce to 250. It cut cut down way before then. Let's see what it does tomorrow. If it can't break out, its very bearish.

[Anonymous No.13476412]

>>13476326
It literally seems like he enjoys flaunting it in front of the camera, he knows nobody in the whitehouse is going to call him on it. Saville tier.

[Anonymous No.13476472]

>>13476412
He kisses his son on the lips (before he died) and I bet he kissed his dad on the lips too. He just has a different background than us.

Doesn’t seem as weird as pence to me, but I once kissed a girl on the vulva, if you know what I mean :^)

[Anonymous No.13476485]

Does anyone have an updated dividend aristocrats summary? Trying to get into more dividend income. Do dividend yields decrease during recessions?

[Anonymous No.13476516]

>>13476412
>>13476472
Going from "MeToo" to "Tactile Politics" in under a year feels incredibly Orwellian. Feels like they are trying very hard to get ahead of things before the election as Biden is the only person that stands a chance vs Trump.

>>13476485
Buy T.
https://www.dripinvesting.org/tools/tools.asp
excel spreadsheet of all stocks who have invcreased their dividend every year for the past 25+, 10+ or 5+ years.

[Anonymous No.13476527]

>>13476223
Dude I hope you're right, I put $20k in today on a whim, my port is mostly growth/tech

[Anonymous No.13476549]

>>13476527
That company is such a piece of shit and the stock has a nasty nasty chart. A break of the advance on bad results means a HUGE gap down. You might win this time but the risk/reward here is disgustingly bad.

[Anonymous No.13476583]

>>13476527
>$20k today
Okay I was being a bit of a hype man but maybe less faith and more praying is required. I hope that's not a large part of your portfolio.

I'll pour one out for you if it breaks out bad and drink to you if it breaks out great.

[Anonymous No.13476590]

>>13476516
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.13476661]

>>13476331
moved back into the desc wedge as predicted
will continue to watch

honestly with a pattern this clear on the 1d candle I'd be surprised if it deviates too much

honestly this kind of thing is more a support of TA than an argument against it

[Anonymous No.13476673]

>>13476516
>Tactile politics

[Anonymous No.13476689]

>>13473068
>selling LPTX
never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.13476928]

>>13476549
>>13476583
Oh boy... *gulp*

Tomorrow morning could be the start to a horrible day for me

[Anonymous No.13476952]

New thread
>>13476951
>>13476951
>>13476951

[Anonymous No.13477163]

>>13472830
alright faggots im taking the boomer pill
did alright in crypto in 2017-2018 and im bored out of my mind with these scams

anyone else here go from crypto to trad markets? feel free to call me a retarded faggot, I completely agree