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>first time dating girl after few times
>she wants to do it in a few days
>I've never shaved my public area before
>decide to grab the scissors and razor blade
>couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot.
>went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds
>girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her
>she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.

I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guys said. I almost got there! Whatdo?

>> No.13469818

>>13469817
Business and finance

>> No.13469822

>>13469817
Lol should've bought link fgt

>> No.13469826

>>13469817
Probably the most overused gayest pasta on here

Srs stfu

>> No.13469831

>>13469818
kek

>> No.13469837

>>13469817
kek i haven't seen this pasta in more than a year thanks anon

>> No.13470278

>>13469818
Women are an investment didn't you know?

>> No.13470295

>>13470278
Only stock you're willing to short m'cuck

>> No.13470301

testing

>> No.13470931

>>13469817
>cheating
>dating for a few days

wew lad