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13466501 No.13466501 [Reply] [Original]

Back in my normal days before this board, I used to tell people I would never suck a dick, not even for a million dollars.
After losing the majority of my money to you fuckers I have re-evaluated that and now think I would unironically suck a cock for 500 bucks or less.
What would you suck a dick for ?

>> No.13466504

>>13466501
lmao. this thread gave me a chuckle. im feeling good today op. leave an eth or bch wallet. i will send you 500$.

>> No.13466516

>>13466504
Based rich man.

>> No.13466530

>>13466501
I'm not really hurting for money so I'd need an amount nobody would ever pay. $5-10k probably.

>> No.13466547

>>13466501
years of being prison gay from no sex during college made it to where I'm willing to at least try homo shit on the condition that I lose my virginity to a girl first. The first experimental succ would be free, everything else after that I'd either not do or, if I ended up liking it, I'd do but in exchange for some huge favors that are probably illegal

>> No.13466551

kek. thanks op. just sucked 100k dicks.

>> No.13466572

>>13466501
i come from a long lineage of bros. this is a common question in our rhetoric. my answer is $50 cause im gay

>> No.13466592

10K LINK

>> No.13466612

>>13466592
But dude... that's enough to make ten thousand api calls to the national weather service data base on a forever unused eth desktop computer weather checking dapp!

>> No.13466748

>>13466504
op i dont have time all day you stupid faggot

>> No.13466942
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13466942

>>13466748
No thanks FBI, you will never get my addy
I will suck your dick for 500 bucks though