/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13463529]

>age
>networth
>job
>are you married, do you have kids?
>are you happy with your life or do you want to die asap?

[Anonymous No.13463552]

>>13463529
42
$3000 (unironically no debt)
wage slave but on higher end
divorced, kids
suicidal nearly every day
love crypto, addicted to it really

[Anonymous No.13463592]

26
$250,000 in bank account, 362 ltc, 8 btc, 64 eth on ledger
single, had a bpd fiance for 2 years who randomly left with a note one morning, at the time I was in debt and depressed
Im happy with life, I finally have enough money to take care of my mother and make sure she isn't sent to some sick nursing home, my family has no idea about my income, nor do my friends.

I made it, and you guys can make it too. The secret is to tell everyone else you are poor/suffering even if you aren't. Once you do, you'll realize how fucking fake everyone is and how they took advantage of you.

Pic non related, just wanted to show you my cat Dio

[Anonymous No.13463603]

>>13463529
>62
>$210,000
>ceo of Small solar company
>wife, mistress, 4 kids
>living the dream
>crypto is fun but I don’t take it seriously

[Anonymous No.13463612]

>>13463529
WacDonalds was a good anime

[Anonymous No.13463660]

>>13463592
Forgot to add I am unemployed on disability for agoraphobia/aspergers (Im high functioning but no one needs to know that)

Neet life is nice

[Anonymous No.13463687]

28
8.5 k in savings
15k in crypto
40k student loan debt
I'm not married and have no kids
I wouldn't say I'm happy but I dont want to die either, in the middle.

[Anonymous No.13463689]

>>13463660
no you are not. Its some retarded fake mental illness. All mental illnesses are fake expect for schizophrenia.

A good friend or loving family can fix meme illnesses. Gtfo you fucking retard.

Psychologists, therapists and the very idea of persona is all fake shit.

[Anonymous No.13464002]

>48
>1.4m including crypto, 1.2m without
>Software Developer
>Single, no kids
>I would be happier if BAT or ETH moons so I can fucking shit on my bosses desk and code shit I am actually interested in as a hobby.

[Anonymous No.13464046]

>>13463689
Did the voices in your head tell you that?
>any mental illness other than mine is fake!

You mad nocoin trash?

[Anonymous No.13464051]

25
$50k
neet
lol no
both

[Anonymous No.13464067]

>>13463529
25
about -$15000
McCuckold's crew member
Lolno, lolno
Please kill me in my sleep senpai

[Anonymous No.13464074]

>>13463529
I want to work at Japanese WcDonald's

[Anonymous No.13464096]

>>13463529
27
5k
waiter
nope, nope
pretty happy

[Anonymous No.13464100]

>age
27
>networth
like $50k in cash + assets, $130k in debt
>job
attorney
>are you married, do you have kids?
Nope, long-term GF and probably kids in the next few
>are you happy with your life or do you want to die asap?
Yes and Yes

[Anonymous No.13464102]

>>13464002
Nearly 50 with no kids and over a million, you can easily retire now

[Anonymous No.13464117]

>>13463529
33.
-295k.
Project Manager.
Wife and 1 Kid.
Love my life.

[Anonymous No.13464147]

>>13464102
Yeah, according to the trinity study I should be fine but I want to hold out through one more recession to make sure. Nothing would be worse than quitting and then have the economy immediately tank. Once I quite, I don't want to have to ever worry about wagecucking again.

[Anonymous No.13464151]

>>13463529
>23
>about 2k eurodollars
>uni student
>no gf, no kids
>fkn hate uni, but i’ve put in so much effort that dropping out now seems stupid

[Anonymous No.13464170]

26
About $100k tops (equiv in UK money)
Doctor
Not married, single
Want to die most days

[Anonymous No.13464185]

>>13464046
i dont have schizophrenia but people do. You are just weak

[Anonymous No.13464189]

>>13464151
What are you studing?