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[Anonymous No.13460560]

>Oh my Gawd! Anon didn't even say hi to everyone and have a ten minute conversation when he arrived! He just started working! What a creepy little ugly weirdo virgin!

t. Every woman in the office every day

[Anonymous No.13460561]

>>13460560
just stare them dead in the eye and say 'The emptiness will never be filled' and smile really wide, get's em every time

[Anonymous No.13460570]

Chicks get away with wasting an hour or more a day on gossip. They are getting paid to fuck around....why aren't You?

[Anonymous No.13460766]

>>13460560
You are implying that any woman would be interested enough in you to care about you not talking to them which they don’t.

[Anonymous No.13460778]

>>13460560
say something rude to the bitches with your body language, or make a loud noise, old bitches (27+) are afraid of loud noises

[Anonymous No.13460787]

>>13460778
i kek'd to this more than i should

[Anonymous No.13460807]

>>13460570
This.

Also, they notice if you turn up early and leave late, but not if you have 90 minute lunches. Take from that what you will.

[Anonymous No.13460816]

>>13460560
>Anon didn't even say hi to everyone and have a ten minute conversation when he arrived!
Ah yes, Amazon’s ex employee.

[Anonymous No.13460874]

>>13460560
>svideo

[Anonymous No.13460885]

>>13460560
They’re laughing at his hair

[Anonymous No.13460929]

Saying nothing to women is pure torture, let your silence be the heat that burns their ovaries. Only talk to women if they fuck you. I was in a mostly female office one time and they would constantly ask me why I never said anything. My female boss introduced me to new colleagues as "oh this is x and he never says anything". Of course this only made me even more determined to blank them out.

Well eventually I burned her out as she became too uncomfortable and left the job with an anxiety disorder, then I took her job.

Thanks for your job, cunt.

If you need the mental fortitude to replicate my success print out this picture of an egg, he is my wingman in life, and stick him on your monitor. When you see him you will be reminded of me and you will be granted the inner strength to crush your colleagues with a barrage of silence.

[Anonymous No.13460946]

>>13460807
truly this, noticed this decades ago

[Anonymous No.13460952]

>>13460929
:o)

[Anonymous No.13460956]

>>13460560
that almost looks liked the just'd dude when he was young

[Anonymous No.13460968]

>>13460929
>Well eventually I burned her out as she became too uncomfortable and left the job with an anxiety disorder, then I took her job.

Meanwhile in reality, Boss Roastie got promoted while you're still surrounded by the same shit co-workers...except now you're responsible for them :^)

[Anonymous No.13461044]

>>13460968
>Meanwhile in reality, Boss Roastie got promoted while you're still surrounded by the same shit co-workers...except now you're responsible for them :^)

No, she left permanently and I look after one person and am now in a totally different office surrounded with men who talk about crypto and bants all day.

[Anonymous No.13461448]

I hate small talk more than anyone as I’m an INTP but man I at least attempt to entertain women’s small talk in the office so I’m not ostracized more than I already am for never eating lunch with any of the other wagies and “keeping to myself” as my boss puts it. It helps if you’re somewhat attractive and aren’t a fat virgin but as forced and lame as it seems it’s decent practice at social interactions and flirting as women can’t control themselves (you wouldn’t believe how many married women flirt or look for ways to get your attention) if you are one of the few men around in your company.

[Anonymous No.13461621]

>>13460560
>working in an office

[Anonymous No.13461642]

>>13460560
>working hard at work

[Anonymous No.13461820]

>>13460560
>productivity is more important than a healthy social life
S U P E R I N T E L L I G E N C E
Read it.

[Anonymous No.13461925]

>>13460560
>"""working""" in an office
>not flirting with the women there