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About to go to Mcdonalds. Any tips on how to maximize my experience?

>> No.13447770

>>13447758
THREE

>> No.13447773

>>13447770
BIG

>> No.13447775

Look the manager in the eyes and give her a firm handshake. Be confident. You can do it.

>> No.13447781

>>13447758
I get coupons in the mail sometimes with the weekly grocery store flyers. Recommend remembering them if you've them.

>> No.13447786

>>13447758
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.13447835

Number Five... and uuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.13447845

>>13447758
don't go there.

>> No.13447857

>>13447758
get a vanilla cone
and only go to a mcdonalds with white employees

>> No.13447859
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13447859

I heard that the mcdonald's app has legitimately good deals

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>>13447786

>> No.13447894

>>13447758
coffee is good and every 11th one is free. Don't get a drink combo, get your food and then ask for water. They have to give you a cup and then go fill it with whatever pop you want. Also a great time to load up on vinegar, salt and pepper. McDonald's has them all for free. Bring your laptop with torrents ready, the wifi is free and fast. Be courteous to staff when explaining how the food was cold and you will get your money back or more food depending on what you want. Usually the urinals are open design and close to the door, great for piss-mogging the fat lazy fucks who eat there. They always play demoralizing music about a guy not being good enough for a girl or begging her back so bring your own music.

>> No.13447895

Order fries without salt. Then ask for a salt package. You get fresh fries guaranteed and you piss off the wagecucking motherfucker stuck behind the desk.

>> No.13447946
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>>13447894
What the fuck how often do you fucking go to McDonald's? Is that you, Sergey?

>> No.13447975

>>13447894
Lmao this is autism at its finest

>> No.13448004

>>13447786

old pasta is still good

>> No.13448022

>>13447758
Shove your dick in one of the grease bins.

>> No.13448198

>>13447894
>piss-mogging
what's piss-mogging?

>> No.13448570

>>13448198
>save up piss until you're minutes from losing control
>get about a half chub
>wait until other guys are pissing, then stand next to them but about a foot back from urinal
>get your engorged unit out and spray as hard as you can
>look right at other guy's dick and compare size of stream and penis
>if both of yours are bigger you win and he got piss-mogged.

>> No.13448595

>>13447786
Thank you

>> No.13448618

>>13447895
Expect for the fact that I carry a little vial of piss around for you faggots who do this

Get fucked faggot

>> No.13448690

>>13447758
Its Friday, just cook your own hamburger for cheaper. Or don't and get fucked up the ass for shit food.

>> No.13448709

>>13447786
So fucking based

>> No.13448726

>>13447786
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.13448740

>>13447770
FOR

>> No.13449202

>>13448740
FREE

>> No.13449315

>>13447775
Underrated post!

>> No.13449518

>>13447758
Double quarter pounder deluxe and bacon cheese fries with sweet tea or coke

>> No.13449577

Order an Ice Cream cone . those things are good.

>> No.13449604

>>13447758
McDonald's cashier here.

Ask for ridiculous amounts of cream / sugar / flavoring in your coffee

Large ice coffee no ice

Load your cheeseburgers up with vegetables

Usually there's some sort of value deal going on (2 McMuffin for 4 bucks)

Alternatively just walk up the counter and claim you never got your _____ and usually the tired apathetic wagies will give you whatever you want no questions asked

>> No.13449621

>>13447775
based and badabababa-pilled

>> No.13449652

>>13447758
Their signature crafted sandwiches are unironically good and worth the extra price. You can use the mcdonalds app and usually get a good deal like free medium fries with your order or 2 for the price of 1 sandwich. Their quality has improved over the last few years.

>> No.13449662 [DELETED] 

There's a nonzero change that you'll be leaving with a big mac, a mcchicken, or both.

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13449669

There's a nonzero chance that you'll be leaving with a
-big mac
-mcchicken
-or both.

>> No.13449682
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13449682

>>13449662
i got a mcchicken by mistake a couple months ago and now i get one every time i go
im usually more of a mcdouble nigger

>> No.13449701

>>13449604
>walk up to the counter and vlaim you never got your ...
can confirm, I used to do this in highschool a lot. Or when they shart shouting around who ordered the cheeseburger, you wait a moment see if anyone says anything and if nobody does you say you did. Plenty of free food at McD

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>>13448570
I'm dying

>> No.13449730

>>13447894
>They have to give you a cup and then go fill it with whatever pop you want.
thats theft you piece of shit. imagine being either so poor or so cheap that you cant cough up $1 for a drink
>>13449652
yeah agreed quality improvement is very noticeable. not a fan of the bacon smokehouse signature it just tastes off with the mustard and the shredded onions get all over the fucking place. rather have the mushroom swiss. the quarter pounder has seen a huge improvement too and i can definitely chow one of those down easy

>> No.13449736

>>13449701
how did you never get caught? i used to go to del taco with fake coupons for 2 free chicken soft tacos but after the third time these kikes stopped the gravy train

>> No.13449763

>>13449730
>outsource the labor of pouring drinks to customer
>takes roughly 10 seconds to fill, cap and straw if I move fast
>drink costs $1 like you said
>My hourly rate for work is $65/hr
>MCD worker gets paid $15/hr
>Worth more than 4x the worker that would normally be assigned to assemble my pop

I'm getting absolutely fucking screwed if I buy the drink. No thank you.

>> No.13449772

>>13449763
Based and Jewpilled

>> No.13449851

>>13449736
its as >>13449604 says the tired and apathetic wagies will give you what you want no questions asked. I guess the employees never really gave a shit.

>> No.13449898
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13449898

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.13449934

>>13447758
“Three for free”? Is that you?

>> No.13450015

>>13449763
How much do drinks even cost them? I wonder if you could start a restaurant with the gimmick that it's one free soft-drink per person, as long as at least one meal per person was ordered. You could probably jack up the price a bit.

>> No.13450053

>>13447758
pay with omisego i hear they are a partner

>> No.13450059

>>13447775
BIG OOF

>> No.13450278

>>13449730
>that's theft
lol. Imagine paying for free drinks

>> No.13450297

>>13447894
yes the demoralising music. like. why? is it just the nwo?

>> No.13451363

>>13448618
biz works at mc donalds confirmed

>> No.13451405

>>13449730
Bacon smokehouse with crispy chicken, no mustard is god tier but like everything else at McD's it's bad if you don't eat it within like 3 minutes

>> No.13451426

>>13447894
Extremely based post

>> No.13451463

>>13449682
Mcchickens and McDoubles are both based choices

>> No.13451546

>>13447894
based & redpilled

>> No.13451584

>>13451463
Put them together for a McGangBang

>> No.13451585

>>13447775
Based and Boomerpilled

>> No.13451614

Order the secret bogga. You know the one...

>> No.13451661

>>13448726
Imagine being retarded enough to type this out, kys

>> No.13451686

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6Bq4lQRZ4