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13447008 No.13447008 [Reply] [Original]

>"Why don't you invest in a low cost S&P500 index fund anon?"

>> No.13447017

but I did

>> No.13447025

>>13447008
why buy stocks when I can create them and sell them?

>> No.13447041

>>13447008
Why don’t you shut your pretty little mouth and suck my cock, I paid for your body not financial advice cunt

>> No.13447046
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>>13447041
Uhh calm down this is our first date...

>> No.13447048

>>13447041
Man you gooks really are harsh to ur women

>> No.13447136

>>13447048
Kek

>> No.13447953

any sharkman in

>> No.13447980

>>13447046
I honestly don’t understand the Asian fetishism. I mean, I’m not saying I wouldn’t fuck her given the opportunity but she’s really not that hot

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>>13447953
Shaskman reporting for duty!

>>13447980
Buy VOO retard!

>> No.13448556

Looks like a bug. I will stick to my Latinas thank you very much.

>> No.13449027

For me, it's VTI, the best low cost index fund

>> No.13449042

>>13447008
>unironically holding boomer bags

>> No.13450183

>>13447046
>>13447980
Same here. Does she not have a man face?

>> No.13450228

>>13447980
She's cute not hot, but we pretty much know they have make-up caked on and done plastic surgery.

>> No.13450249

>>13447980
Most weirdos with an asian fetish also have a thing for petite women, and more often than not, kids.

>> No.13450486

>>13447008
You are not required to use quotation marks when you greentext my /r/cryptocurrency tourist friend.

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>>13450486
stfu idiot it's what the girl is saying

>> No.13450575

>>13447008
a work of art she is and the heart skips at the sight of her selfies

>> No.13450659

Because I prefer maximum diversification and best risk:growth ratio.

Therefore I invest in a nice mixed 2 fund portfolio of VTSAX and VTIAX

>> No.13450696

>>13450659
>best risk:growth ratio.

Could you explain what you mean by that? How are quantatively judging that?

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Give me early retirement or give me death

>> No.13450711

>>13450696
https://portfoliocharts.com/

>> No.13450783

>>13450711
could you spoon feed me what im supposed to be looking for

ive used technicals before but this is just random charts

>> No.13450784

>>13447008
I do.

>> No.13450848

>>13447008

Never once touched cryptocurrency. I dump all of my loose cash into S&P500 ETFs like VFIAX. Whatever happens to the broader market happens to my money. Crypto is for people with severe gambling problems.