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YOU TOOK 3 SECONDS TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR COWORKER WHEN CLIMBING INTO YOUR CAGE WAGIE, HALF DAY'S PAY DOCKED

STICK TO YOUR ASSIGNED TASK SCHEDULE WAGIE

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT CONSTANTLY MOVING WAGIE

THE COMPUTER DETECTED YOUR WAGE CAGE WAS NOT AT FULL THROTTLE WHEN SHUTTLING THAT LAST ORDER, GET YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT WAGIE

>> No.13439722

the cage is getting smarter

>> No.13439731

>>13439701
lol the ultimate in wage slave humiliation. you aren't even worth a microsecond of real life human time to fire you.

>> No.13439735

>>13439722
and smaller

>> No.13439753

The absolute state of wagies holy shit

>> No.13439766

>>13439701
its deliberate -- read up on the theory behind this (ALWAYS be sacking x-percentage workforce) but forgot most of the details, otherwise, would tldr. Seems to work tho, but someone going major-league postal must be near inevitability

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>>13439701

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>>13439722
>>13439731
>>13439735
>>13439753
>>13439766
>>13439787
AUTOMATED REMINDER THAT BOTH OF YOUR 15 MINUTE BREAKS MUST BE TAKEN IN A DESIGNATED BREAK ROOM WAGIE

AUTOMATED REMINDER THAT TIME SPENT TRAVELING FROM THE CAGE DOCK TO THE BREAK ROOM COUNTS AGAINST BREAK TIME REGARDLESS OF DISTANCE NEEDED TO TRAVEL, WAGIE

AUTOMATED REMINDER THIS APPLIES TO YOUR 30 MINUTE UNPAID LUNCH AS WELL, WAGIE

AUTOMATED REMINDER THAT TIME SPENT TRAVELING TO AND USING THE BATHROOM WILL BE CLASSIFIED AS "OFF TASK"

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, WAGIE

>> No.13439792

>having to work
Millenials: OMG, is this oppression?

>> No.13439853

an amazon parody of a christmas carol would be fucking frightening, because i think bezos would legitimately turn off the heating and force workers to heat themselves by constantly moving around

>> No.13440869

>>13439792
Is this b8?

>> No.13440880

>>13440869
No, just stupidity

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>>13439792

>t. brainwashed wagecuck

Back in the cage cagie!

>> No.13440905

>>13439701
imagine going to workand sitting down and realizing the camera above you when you look around, and you notice it turn towards you. you realize a camera is keeping track of you like that at work

>> No.13440908

>>13439701
This is nothing new. USPS already this kind of system. I'm surprised it took Amazon so long to implement this.

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>>13440887
NOOOOOO

>> No.13440922

I hate working in nigger warehouses

>> No.13440951

>>13440918
that pic is sadly and ironically the future.
low paying shit tier dehumanizing jobs.
thank god we are going to have a major market meltdown soon

>> No.13440966

>>13440887
how exactly do neets make money. To be buying shit?

>> No.13440980

>>13439853
sir bezos we could save a million a year on our multi billion dollar profits by turning off heating and letting workers pee warm piss on each other to keep warm.

>> No.13440996

>>13440951
I live in a major city and practically ever other car I see has an Uber or Lyft symbol on the dashboard, and I see countless grown men riding bikes with huge Uber/Doordash food delivery bags. We're heading towards a dystopian future with an ever-growing underclass of people who are corporate serfs doing manual labor for wages that should only be acceptable for a teenager or a third-worlder. What happens to these people when robots become capable of doing their jobs?

>> No.13441003

>>13440996
If that happens people will have nothing to lose

>> No.13441015

>>13440996
Elites hide in their massive bunkers, nuke major citys, let the rest die of starvation, re emerge with advanced tech to create a utopia

Or us serfs realize their gameplan before its too late and DOTR becomes a reality and we then create our own utopia

>> No.13441045

>>13440966
Through smart investments.

>> No.13441077

>>13440996
what happens DOTR. you think people would accept another major bailout that goes all to.bankers and the elite.
i can see people literally going into mahattanvand throwing bankers and the rich out of their apartments...from 20 floors up.

societies is at a breaking point. we are truly in weimar right now except weimar didnt have QE

but two things will happen. due to the unrest a massive police state will form or revolutionwill bring cities to their knees. question is which comes first and last.

a few very sensible ppl see the writing on the wall

>> No.13441097

>>13441045
smart investments ...knee pads?

>> No.13441102

>>13441015
>muh DOTR
I can't wait til every last one of you faggots is crushed by the inevitable Chinese ascension to ultimate power.

>> No.13441116

>>13441077
People are too decentralized and too placated by the cheap, easy comforts of modern living to ever "rise up" as your describing.

>> No.13441126

>>13441116
>People are too decentralized and too placated by the cheap, easy comforts of modern living to ever "rise up" as your describing.
People in the 1st world are, yes. But people in the 3rd world have nothing to lose bit their chains. The neoliberal order will collapse in the coming decades.

>> No.13441134

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING OFF THE UNIONS

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>>13439701
And linkies will profit from this trend, makes me sick.

>> No.13441143

>>13441077
>you think people would accept another major bailout that goes all to.bankers and the elite.
no but this time they won't even know about it

>> No.13441519

>>13441102
>muh day of the rice

>> No.13441531

>>13439701
>YOU TOOK 3 SECONDS TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR COWORKER WHEN CLIMBING INTO YOUR CAGE WAGIE, HALF DAY'S PAY DOCKED
>STICK TO YOUR ASSIGNED TASK SCHEDULE WAGIE
BaSeD

>> No.13442553

>>13440966
Bitmex and ethercrash

>> No.13442598

>>13440966
Unlike wagies, NEETS only need the natural fullfilment of life because they can rest well at meditate at any time, so they only buy what they need.

>> No.13442618

>>13439787
Fuckin kek

>> No.13442981

>>13439766
I don’t buy it. Cheaper in the long run to invest in helping your employees improve than hiring all the time. They must have an entirely additional team of HR people who are higher paid just to manage this pipeline. If hiring and training were automated as well then this maybe makes more sense.

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>>13439766
Kek but they can't even go postal at their superiors since they're just computers. All they can do is fuck up some other disposable and easily replaceable wagies.

That's enough 4chin for today wagie - back to work!

>> No.13443720

Getting paid to perform a task then fucking off on your phone for half the day is fraud.

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Mfw Bezos increases wagie productivity and humiliation tenfold to make back the $32 billion he lost in the divorce

>> No.13443804

>>13439701
Fired by a bot. Is it possible to surpass this level of cuckery?

>> No.13444035

beep boop

Hello wageslave,
You have been selected by our internal algorithm as having failed to achieve our internal performance goals for slaves in your department, your presence here is no longer required.

beep boop beep

>> No.13444073

Hopefully someone runs over this jew scum with a forklift, then does it few more times

>> No.13444081

>>13441116

this

theres a reason they keep pumping out stupid movies, terrible shows, emotionless music and an excess of cheap readily available pornography

a sedated society has no qualms about the dangers around them

oh well were all stuck on this miserable planet together, make money, love ladies, smoke weed.

>> No.13444113

>>13439701
Do you guys not have unions in the US to protect you from this sort of shit?

>> No.13444165

>>13444113
OF course not, unions are pure communism.

>> No.13444172

>>13442981
>Cheaper in the long run to invest in helping your employees improve than hiring all the time

wrong, long term workers demand extra pay, benefits, then just leave anyway when they move on. Better to just cut them first

>> No.13444184

>>13444165
kek, I swear, pure unbridled capitalism will be the death of your country.

>> No.13444285

>>13444113
only tradies get unions here

>> No.13445050

>>13442598
I think you need to get out of the basement for once and see the kind of burden you put on your aging parents.

>> No.13445102

>>13440918
Haha imagine if your girlfriend did this to you and put on cuck porn and you had to wear a buttplug lol and you were stuck like that for hours haha wouldn't that be funny lol

>> No.13445160

>>13444035
On the good side, he's no longer a wageslave

>> No.13445177

>>13445102

It would, but you don't have a girlfriend, anon

>> No.13445399

>>13445102
Lol. I bet you're using a buttplug and have 15 open tabs with cuck porn as we speak you dirty bastard

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>>13439701
Sorry Mr. Bezos. I will skip my lunch todya.

>> No.13445521

>>13445418
beep boop bop

Your application for [Skipping lunch] has been approved, one demerit from your account has been removed.

Have.A.Pleasant.Day

>> No.13445552

>>13441116
very true, too many stupid mexicans and braindead stacies these days. It's all over for humanity. A well fed populace will never revolt, and we've got enough twinkies to feed a galaxy.

>> No.13445602

>>13441015
We must kill the elites while we still can

>> No.13445606

>>13444184
>will be

its literally a zombie bud. corporations are scrapping the last bits of financial capital together and hiding it in offshores. The physical metal has been scrapped (factories all shut down), labor has all been sacked (all jobs moved to other countries) and all capital has been siezed by major corporations and banks. All that's left now is to pawn the last bits of scrap metal - you may have noticed companies like Sears are going out of business. You should read up on this but basically the boards of directors hire the most jewish CEO possible and this newly appointed CEO does whatever he can to make sure the shareholders can leave in profit, then they close up shop forever. Its basically like bleeding a pig dry - a massive corporate final pump & dump. And this is happening all over. In 20-30 years America will be a desolate wasteland on the same level as Detroit. The last bankers will flee to Israel/Aruba/wherever the fuck and we will be stuck breeding with Mexicans & Pakis and shopping at Walmart for all eternity.

>> No.13445627

>>13441116
they already did so in france you fucking retard

literally, unironically already disproven. nice one.

>> No.13445648

>>13439701
kek
what the fuck

>> No.13445710

>>13439701
lol, we are fucked

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>>13439701
amazon worker goes to human resources at amazon
greeted by pic shown.

"HELLO SQL ERROR RETRIEVE NAME , HOW MAY MAY MAY MAY I H-H-HELP YOU TO TODAY"

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>>13439701
Thank god I can always fall back on my MTurk job and transcribe receipts for 3 cents each

>> No.13445787

>>13439701
would rather be homeless than be disrespected at work. work for yourself or die

>> No.13445862

>>13441116
>People are too decentralized
i think this is part of the problem too.. remember how consensus based occupy wallstreet was. then it got infiltrated by a hundred different interests including the government itself, heh. same thing happened already to the altright. coopted and branded as incels before they even gained any steam.

>> No.13445898

>>13445787
people say that... until they're homeless

>> No.13445948

>>13445771
>work on MTurk back in 2009
>making about $2 an hour, but I desperately needed the money at the time and worked a bunch of 20-hour workdays in a row
>got just enough for rent, never looked back
>log back into MTurk in 2019
>apparently, even though I was paid for everything, some fag rejected a LARGE amount of my work
>approval rating: 72%
>now no longer qualified to work on 95% of the tasks on MTurk
>can't overturn rejected work
>can't create a new account as all accounts are tied to the SSN
>even if I did get the rejected work overturned and got back to my 99.8% approval rating, I've heard that people these days are LUCKY to be making $1 an hour
>I can literally make 50 cents in a few minutes with a daily survey on a legitimate survey website (Pinecone Research, Prolific, etc.) or $2 spending 10 to 20 minutes writing a quick essay on a typing website

Why the hell do people still work at MTurk?!

>> No.13445957

how much do you bet that all the people defending this are americans

>> No.13445976

>>13445948
My mturk account was suspended and I only ever had high ratings. I still have my mturk advertiser account tho. They have an infinite number of ppl wanting to sign up and earn, so they dont really care about improving the system much. It works and theres always fresh blood.

>> No.13446148

>>13445957
They are, because a European (RE: normal human being) would never defend his own enslavement in the name of supporting some grandiose ideology