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[Anonymous No.13439293]

>People pay thousands a month for premium ocean property
>mfw I park right outside for F R E E

[Anonymous No.13439301]

>>13439293
i'm not autistic enough to dox you, but your drivers license is in plain view.

[Anonymous No.13439305]

>>13439293
>>>/out/
>>>/r*ddit/
Sage

[Anonymous No.13439313]

>>13439301
Harrison Ford couldn't read that shit
>>13439293
post moar photos nigga
>>13439305
fuck off, its all about economic survival now

[Anonymous No.13439326]

>>13439301
just zoom in

[Anonymous No.13439335]

>>13439293
what do you do for electricity, toilet. water?

[Anonymous No.13439341]

>>13439326
Jerry Buttkiss

[Anonymous No.13439345]

>>13439326
enhance it and zoom on the reflection of his eyes I think i can see his social security number

[Anonymous No.13439347]

I lived in my car for 6 months. Worst part is not showering so your taint gets stinky, using public bathrooms 100% of the time, and the occasional cop waking you up at 1am. A long time after you can live in a shitty house in a shitty bed, and you'll think to yourself "at least I'm not sleeping in my car"

[Anonymous No.13439348]

>>13439335
Solar, and I use gyms.

[Anonymous No.13439355]

>>13439335
When roughin' it or in survival mode, ALWAYS think "What would Pajeet do?"

[Anonymous No.13439358]

>>13439326
ENHANCE

[Anonymous No.13439361]

>>13439348
Also, you can refill gallon buckets for water

[Anonymous No.13439368]

>>13439348
so everytime you need to take a piss or a dump you have to go to a gym? Does your solar give you enough power for heating/cooling?

[Anonymous No.13439376]

>>13439348
You're 0.5 of a hobo. Nobody envies your living conditions other than full hobos.

[Anonymous No.13439383]

>>13439368
No ill just piss outside or in a bottle
>heat
You dont see the woodstove?
And yes the solar is enough to power the tv, laptop, waterpump, and little fridge.

[Anonymous No.13439385]

>>13439293
I'm a student in New Zealand and thinking of doing this, what were your costs to set it up?

How much do you spend a month to maintain it?

How do you get wifi?

How do you cook food?

[Anonymous No.13439390]

>a literal cuck shed on wheels

[Anonymous No.13439406]

>>13439385
10k USD for everything including the van, most expensive items being the roof vent and fireplace

tether wifi hotspot

on the grill that you see in the picture

[Anonymous No.13439414]

>>13439383
I just don't see how this could work anywhere that didn't have a very mild climate, I have lived in both Texas and Minneosta, you would die in Minnesota winters and probably die of heatstroke in Texas summers.

[Anonymous No.13439418]

>>13439406
also 500/month for everything internet, food, gas

[Anonymous No.13439428]

How many linkies do I need to sell for a set up like this?

Also, what are your monthly expenses directly related to the van live-- gas/maintenance/laundromat/insurance/parking/etc?

[Anonymous No.13439433]

>>13439326
You forgot to ENHANCE you fucking kike

[Anonymous No.13439438]

OP is from San Diego

[Anonymous No.13439441]

Amazing build bro. How does those Genelec sound inside the van ? I am planning a build and I want to install studio monitors aswell

[Anonymous No.13439455]

>>13439335
>>13439368
>pee
in a bottle newfag
>poop
bucket you fucking woman
>shower
now i'm starting to think youre gay
>>13439390
>like literally
not as gay as him

[Anonymous No.13439458]

>>13439293
i used to do this for a year

i would get lazy and just start shitting in bags then dumping them like at gas stations and shit

[Anonymous No.13439475]

>>13439293
>>13439348
Wait, are these actually your pics? If so I've seen your youtube video showing off this very same van.

[Anonymous No.13439487]

>>13439293
>Park near ocean
>Get evicted
>Shit in public restrooms
>Shower at ???

Yea no thanks, I'm happy with my penthouse

[Anonymous No.13439510]

>>13439487
Still in your Indian shithole?

[Anonymous No.13439513]

>>13439487
Evening

[Anonymouse No.13439517]

>>13439293
sick build!

Share specs/plans?

[Anonymous No.13439520]

>>13439487
>>13439513
>these
>views

[Anonymous No.13439525]

I rather buy a somewhat luxury tow behind camper it would be way more convenient and I bet they aren't that expensive and more kino

[Anonymous No.13439533]

>>13439301
Based Bulju poster.

[Anonymous No.13439542]

>>13439510
Yup, much better to live above the roadshitters and look down on them and be free to discriminate rather that move to some cuck country and be forced to share my wife with a nigger or risk Being called a racist. In India you are free to rape, kill or do anything else as long as you are rich.

[Anonymous No.13439547]

>>13439513
>>13439487
>>13439520
lol sup from Florida

[Anonymous No.13439550]

>>13439520
Wtf do you live in a ghost town?

[Anonymous No.13439563]

>>13439550
>Ghost town

What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.13439564]

>>13439487

Jesus. Your camera says you're poor.

[Anonymous No.13439566]

>>13439406
What van?

[Anonymous No.13439589]

>>13439566
Its an e250

[Anonymous No.13439608]

>>13439487
>Shit in public restrooms

[Anonymous No.13439645]

>>13439517
The design is pretty simple

[Anonymous No.13439653]

>>13439645
I thought gas wasn't supposed to be stored inside.

[Anonymous No.13439669]

>>13439653
Its perfectly safe, people that say otherwise are memeing you

You can get a detector if you are paranoid

[Anonymous No.13439755]

>>13439348
not gonna lie, looks pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.13439764]

>>13439348
based e-class brotha. i would recognize that ford console anywhere. i lived in my e250 for a few years and i miss it every goddamn day

[Anonymous No.13439822]

>>13439326
There's only so much enhancing possible unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.13439827]

>>13439542
the sun is too far left of the center of the cup. immersion fucking ruined.

[Anonymous No.13439860]

>>13439376

Literally this. 100% this. Your "house" is less equipped then my overland camping vehicle... then dealing with the headake of shower, washing clothes, storing more then a months worth of food, constantly needing electricty and not having space for hobbies or even being able to fucking move around- not to mention the trouble from the cops and hooligans giving you shit... then your limited to where you can even pull this off. Its a fucking headake; not to mention the "ya wana come back to my place" and if she fucking does go to where a parking lot ? Like fuck bro

I get that some anons think this is cool. But trust me i know it fucking sucks cock for you non stop and its a constant headake and the issues you run into living like this.

And im not even kidding you, your entire "life" is less equipped then my overland truck.

[Anonymous No.13439876]

>>13439487
>>13439513
Looks comfy. It's night here or I would post my view of the blue ridge mountains.

[Anonymous No.13439948]

>>13439542
unironically based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.13439961]

>>13439520
the new stalker game looks great

[Anonymous No.13440101]

>>13439860
OP is in San Diego. They just made it legal to live in your car indefinitely in public areas. The beaches are a nightmare because of half hobos like him

[Anonymous No.13440151]

>>13439347
Lol how can you not shower/wash

[Anonymous No.13440260]

>>13439542
Based.

[Anonymous No.13440325]

>>13439860
post truck.

[Anonymous No.13440339]

You get a cheap gym membership for daily showers

[Anonymous No.13440417]

>>13440325
>putting planks with the same pattern so close together, even facing the same direction
I mean, yes, at least the print is offset on one of them from the edge, but come on.

[Anonymous No.13440424]

>>13439487
>shit in restrooms
>no thanks
Careful now, Rajesh.

[Anonymous No.13440473]

>>13440325
>>13440417
Oh shit, there's even another one right under the bananas that I ddin't see at first. What the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.13440563]

>>13439406
Admitting a $500 per month rent, 10k is a year and 8 month of rent, rounding it up at 2 years when accounting for van related expenses (and I'm being conservative, 2k in 2 years means no major issue)
This is only more profitable than a flat if you live like this for more than 2 years. Fuck that. Not saying having a van isn't nice , but in terms of money management, you'd spend less having flatmates and no car, plus you'd have a shower and you wouldn't perfume all your stuff as soon as you cook.

[Anonymous No.13440661]

>>13440563
Youre not renting anywhere nice for 500 bucks, and then you have all other expensives on top of that

Where I am youre paying 1k+ for a studio alone

[Anonymous No.13440694]

>>13439487
Nice view, raju.

[Anonymous No.13440733]

>$10,000 +$6,000 annually to live in a van
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.13440741]

Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.13440754]

>>13440733
>2 million to live in a house the size of a van

hAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.13441168]

>>13439418
Yikes. I can live in an actual apartment for that here in Germistan

[Anonymous No.13441206]

>>13441168
But youre not feeding yourself, paying for transport and your bills and paying rent for that

[Anonymous No.13441248]

>>13441206
Yes I do. I pay 300 for a room in a shared apartment. Internet gas water and electricity included. 200 for food and drink. Transport is free to me as a student. I even have basic plumbing and a kitchen! Mind blowing right?

[Anonymous No.13441278]

docking isnt free, larper

it is dirt cheap
but not free

t. docked right next to the oracle worlds most expensive boat

[Anonymous No.13441416]

>>13441248
kek, rent controlled socialist utopia.

>be german
>live in 300EUR a month shared room like a syrian refugee
>literally a broke student
>parents wealth accumulated over 30 years, nowhere to be seen. State steals half your income on the spot
>one day dream of bringing home 3k eur a month and renting your own studio

[Anonymous No.13441438]

>Americans pay $1000 a month to rent a bunk bed at Podschwitz in LA

[Anonymous No.13441490]

>>13439406
>10k USD for everything including the van, most expensive items being the roof vent and fireplace

BULL SHIT

[Anonymous No.13441559]

>>13441490
What do you think is expensive?

[Anonymous No.13441690]

Only 50k and you don't have to shit in the bucket you use to shower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV8neFOYMwM

[Anonymous No.13441691]

>>13441559

A decent van alone is going to run $10k, factor in all the furnishings and materials you're more than well over

[Anonymous No.13441699]

>>13441691
They dont cost anywhere near 10k, you arent buying brand new.

[Anonymous No.13441738]

>>13439301
Enhance braj

[Anonymous No.13441865]

>>13441416
>Be American
>Live in a van

[Anonymous No.13441933]

>>13439348
$500 is what he says he pays for food, internet and gas. Most people likely spend at least $10 a day on food ($300) and a good cellular plan with unlimited data is $60 bucks or so, leaving $140 spent on gas. Considering most normal people spend at least $50 on gas just for their commute to work that leaves him with $90 of van-specific living costs (extra money spent on gas). Apart from that $90 everything else he'd be paying for whether he was in a van, apartment or mansion + he'd need to pay actual rent, heating, electricity, non-cellular internet and so on. His van has paid for itself in well under a year

[Anonymous No.13441938]

>>13441933
Meant for >>13440733

[Anonymous No.13441950]

>>13439520
Is this Chernobyl ?

[Anonymous No.13441968]

>>13441950
>not living Chernobyl for peace and quiet
>making it

[Anonymous No.13441974]

https://www.minttinyhomes.com/elementor-1910-3-2

This is the true red pill. An actual house you can tow around.

[Anonymous No.13441987]

>>13441950
Iturup.

[Anonymous No.13441997]

https://www.minttinyhomes.com/tiny-house-gallery-mint-loft-4-2
I might actually buy one of these in the next few years.

[Anonymous No.13442008]

>>13441997
Might as well live in an RV or School bus, you arent parking that shit on a street like you can a van

[Anonymous No.13442180]

>>13441997
Can you stand up in here or are the pillow s regular sized?

[Anonymous No.13442188]

>>13441974
you mean glorified rolling cuckshed

[Anonymous No.13442790]

>>13441865
Kek

[Anonymous No.13442804]

>>13441416
I literally have to work 10 hours a week to afford a comfortable lifestyle with healthy food and medical security. Enjoy working your self to death or living like a glorified homeless person.

[Anonymous No.13442807]

>A house that goes down in value the moment you buy it

Genius

[Anonymous No.13442828]

>>13439822
I've enhanced it a little. Looks like a regular van jew.

[Anonymous No.13442842]

>>13439876
COOOOUUUNTRY ROOOOOOAAADS

[Anonymous No.13442870]

>>13441997
>https://www.minttinyhomes.com/tiny-house-gallery-mint-loft-4-2
im a manlet and this looks great for me

[Anonymous No.13442873]

>>13440661
I'm renting a great spot for $500 a month and I'm in Los angeles. Private bathroom, private bedroom, wifi, water, electricity. It's a house too. not an apartment, laundry is on site. I pay $500 flat it's only 3 miles away from my job and i save $1500 a month

[Anonymous No.13442915]

>>13442828
>Looks like a regular van jew.
LMAO

[Anonymous No.13442948]

>>13439645

Ori and the Blind Forest, my nigga

[Anonymous No.13442982]

>>13440661

Having flatmates = instantly bills get reduced to a fraction. I house share with friends in a decent neighbourhood in London. All in - £495

Average house prices in London are £482,000
Average in LA, adjusted are £533,252.90

500 bucks no, but surely no more than $650

[Anonymous No.13443000]

>>13439293
i know that feel.

t. former boat broker who lived on boats for more than 10 years

[Anonymous No.13443083]

>>13439301
>>13441738
>bulju :D
this bulju thread now

[BSV will win No.13443098]

>>13442828

[BSV will win No.13443119]

>>13439608
>wish i was home on /biz/

[Anonymous No.13443135]

>>13439822
>>13442828
>>13442915
Ohh fuck my sides
>Regular van Jew

[Anonymous No.13443154]

>>13439293
Nice personal gloryhole. How often do you change the midget?

[BSV will win No.13443157]

>>13440424
Maybe USA should try mascots to solve their ever growing poo problem?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-02-13/rats-public-defecation-open-drug-use-our-major-western-cities-are-becoming
https://www.sciencealert.com/san-francisco-s-sidewalks-are-covered-with-human-poop-government-poop-patrol-feces-fix
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6261073/San-Francisco-declared-street-poop-capital-America-company-map-feces.html

[Anonymous No.13443437]

>>13439293
>>13441974
I live in a tiny house and camp in a "camper car" when I travel. 24' tiny house 15-18k to build and is mostly offgrid. "camper car" is just a 2010 scion xb with a solar panel, sink, expandable bed/couch, carpeted floor, etc. Can even shower with it but couldn't fit a toilet in it, only downside that. 300 dollar conversion for the car. airbnb the tiny house and get unemployment when off contracts so I go full comfy neet mode 4 months out of the year.

24' feet too big for a tiny house to be honest, stick to 18'-20' feet trailers, much easier to haul. Never actually live in the car either, usually just two week stints on roadtrips.

[Anonymous No.13443534]

I also live in a motorhome. I paid 3000 for mine. And it's given me a few issues. But so far it's not bad. Cheapest rent around here 600 for a room. And I work a lot. So mostly just sleep in the motorhome. It's basically a mobile bed. I don't poop or piss in the toilet. Sometimes I have a shower. Just drain the grey water in random spots. Full the fresh water tank at my work place. And have solar power. Enough to run my laptop and cooking stuff. I miss living in an actual house though. But the expenses are high. Rent/utilities/having the cut the grass etc

[Anonymous No.13443643]

>>13442828
Kek

[Anonymous No.13443648]

>>13442828

[Anonymous No.13443669]

>>13443437
based scion/tiny house living anon, pls post or tell more

[Anonymous No.13443712]

>>13439293
Hey John how is life on the lamb treating you

[Anonymous No.13443827]

>>13440754
where is this? i have a slightly nicer house about the same age and size i paid just over 100k for, in the midwest, but in a busy popular area. is this what the west coast is like for buying a home?

[Anonymous No.13443838]

>>13439347
Get a bottle of peroxide for taint-washing, you yeasty pleb.

[Anonymous No.13443856]

>>13439487
The civilized world doesn't have 26 months, Ramjeet.

[Anonymous No.13443886]

>>13439326
My God... it's the Supreme Gentleman.

[Anonymous No.13444096]

>>13441738
>>13443083

bulju :DDDD