business ideas thread

[Anonymous No.13415287]

>Clown removals

In the City, you can have your furniture moved by Clowns, or T rex, or gorillas, its really movers dressed in a costume. but it would be hillarious. also hire midgets and you can have your stuff moved across the city by midgets. also, include a courier service. midget courier, or a man in a T-rex suit

charge $200/man/hour + tip

>dog churches

charge $300 fee for baptising dogs. this is to ensure your pet gets to heaven. also, there is a foundation so people can leave a dogs "will" that we can include in the owners will, we can advise how to alter your will. also it is tax free being a religeous institution.

[Anonymous No.13415300]

>>13415287
>but it would be hillarious.
Is this really what our society has come to.

[Anonymous No.13415327]

I don't think people would trust clowns with all of their prized possessions. You'll have to rethink this.

[Anonymous No.13415374]

>>13415287
the second one exists already and is very successful, but doesn't charge for dog baptisms and doesn't appear highly profit oriented when I went there (although it could be, I was a kid, not paying attention to that stuff). I forget where it is, if I had to guess I'd say Vermont.

[Anonymous No.13415392]

>>13415327
they would be insured.

>Mould removal

Mould is easy to remove, and grows back. people dont know this. they should call a cleaner, instead they google "mould removal" and see our ad, click on the site and read how dangerous mould is and pay $1000+ to remove a bit of mould.

[Anonymous No.13415455]

>>13415392

KEK. I remember watching richard and judy as a kid.

What wrong with her face?

[Anonymous No.13415461]

>strong coffees

branded Coffee vending machine that gives out STRONG coffees, latés also, more customization options. by adding extra caffein people will be more addicted to our coffees.

[Anonymous No.13415472]

Dog churches. What a wonderful idear.