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What would you do if you won $450,000 USD?

>> No.13411455

give it all to her for 1 sniff

>> No.13411475

this but to the landwhale responding

>> No.13411491

>me, personally, im attractive, me, personally, im confident, me, personally, im not overweight, me, personally, im not butthurt or whining

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>> No.13411501

>I feel inadequate looking at the picture
This is what she truly wants, but knows she will never be able to attain given what she've done to her life.

>> No.13411510

Checking those digits, OP.

Also, I'd buy $450k of linkies

>> No.13411529
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That image, clown world please stop I want to get off.

>> No.13411550

Why does she write like a biztard

>> No.13411560

I could buy a few buckets of big tiddy goth milk buckets for 450k and still have some leftover.

>> No.13411586

that would make its price crash

>> No.13411591

She writes like a huge narcissist
>referring to herself constantly - first-person pronoun density
>feeling jealous over excellence of another person - jealousy is the major emotion of a narcissist

>> No.13411719

Pay my house off,
Buy a second one, put all my stuff in storage.
Rent the two houses while I travel for a few years

>> No.13411754

Buy a flat or two and open up a business.

>> No.13411791

i would write an ai that deleted all pathetic sjw whining from the internet. the first would be the whiny fat megaladon in the OP

>> No.13411800

400k to link. Rest to stop wagecucking

>> No.13411926

Edit 2: Omg I can't believe how much this post blew up!! This is so crazy!

Edit 3: Thanks to those of you who have supported me in PMs, and shame on those of sending me creepy messages and dick pics

Edit 4: Goodnight Reddit, I'm off to bed now! Thanks again to everyone who supported my post!

>> No.13412020

Put at least 100k into Resistance. If you believe in crypto its worth picking up a masternode.

>> No.13412094

Invest half into rental apartments (would get me about 4 apartment where I live) and the other half I would diversify into dividend stocks and bonds.

>> No.13412102

holy fucking shit I hate reddit so much

>> No.13412108

Buy 50k worth of linkies and retire in balir or Thailand with the rest

>> No.13412137

Put it in a savings account until after tax day. Once I’m sure all taxes have been payed on it, use it to pay down debt and put the rest in to stocks.

>> No.13412161

Buy more bitcoin.

>> No.13412397

$200,000 into high yield reits
$100,000 into crypto
Sit on this for as long as possible. Everything gained from dividends and moons would go into retirement account.

The rest goes to buying a house.

Unironically continue waging.

>> No.13412416

>$200,000 into high yield reits
Any you'd like to name? And why a reit instead of actual real estate?

>> No.13412417

is the tranny supposed to be a women?

>> No.13412419

Put a down payment on a house

>> No.13412433

pay for med school so i don't have any student loans

>> No.13412435

All in Bitcoin for lulz since I didn't originally have that money. If I lose, I lose but if Bitcoin goes crazy, I gain a lot.

>> No.13412456

with proper investment you could live comfortably off of a 10% return rate per year. you can average that with boomer stocks really easily.

that would give you 45k to live off of from passive income alone. during your free time you could start a business having a safety net for your bills. i would not dip into it for the new business. instead let it sit and feed you while you try to grow something else organically.

Debt is a chain you do not feel until it is too hard to break. So with what ever you do with your time, most important is to cash flow all of it from the income you generate seperate from this nice windfall.

>> No.13412464

There a good handful of REITs the payout 8-12% annually.
Not one in particular crosses my mind at the moment.

I like the idea of simple passive gains from REITs combined with long-term possibility of crypto mooning.

>> No.13412490

150k in crypto
150k for a house in my area
50k in PMs
100k to sit on

>> No.13412496

>I swear I'm confidence very good confidence very important

Wtf is with women and this confidence bullshit like what? Why keep saying you're confident when you're clearly not lol I don't get it. And also who gives a fuck anyway it's so silly.

>> No.13412537

This, except law school.

>> No.13412563

you need to go back, it's poisoned you.

>> No.13412641

would be nice if the raging unattractive hamplanet could see this thread

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>> No.13412673

Didn't they teach you how to seize 450k?
What a waste of pirate school!

>> No.13412717

new chicken shed.
double my capacity to 300k chickens.

>> No.13413139

is that you, mike?

>> No.13413186

1. Pay off student debt.
2. Buy a small house.
3. Invest and start my own business (having cushion in case it fails).
4. High-end prostitutes once a month.

>> No.13413204

that is actually one of my target cash out goals for this coming bullrun climaxing around mid 2021

>> No.13413364

>thinking that...... thing..... is a "woman"

>> No.13413393

Put it mostly in ETFs and index funds, work a part time job and cruise.