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[Anonymous No.13391095]

Guys what does it feel like? Please tell me I have to know. I've tried everything from a hollowed out banana peel with ductape wrapped around it put into the microwave.

I've stolen the soap dispensers from work and taken them home cut it open and put it inside the plastic bag only to sting the tip of my penis.

I've tried the vaccum cleaner only to have it cut the side of my sack and began to bleed out.

I carved out a watermelon as well and after I stuck it in found out I had a skin allergic reaction to the watermelon which resulted in a very irritated skin rash. I've tried it all.

Please guys I really need to know what does sex feel like. I'm so depressed and riddled with social anxiety that I can't talk to women in real life and am still a Virgin at the age of 25. I really need to know guys. I'm scared to try a hooker because I've heard you can get aids with stds and end up paralysed.

Can someone here please tell me what sex feels like and is it worth it? I really need to know

[Anonymous No.13391127]

>>13391095
I farted and shitted at the same time, it felt really good but made a big mess.

[Anonymous No.13391137]

Bussy feels good Anon but it's not worth obsessing over.

[Anonymous No.13391203]

If she's hot and you're in love, it's amazing.

If she's ugly or someone you don't give a fuck about (or - shudder - both), you may as well just jerk off instead.

[Anonymous No.13391239]

wet and slimey

[Anonymous No.13391263]

>>13391095
Overrated by society. If you're this obsessed over it prepare for a huge disappointment on your first time.

Want to know how it feels like? Imagine putting your dick in a hot squishy mess because that's actually what it's like.

[Anonymous No.13391273]

Just download tinder and be yourself. Rejections happen. Sex is nice, but your best faps are better than most sex you will have.

[Anonymous No.13391274]

>>13391263
t. Incel virgin

[Anonymous No.13391331]

>>13391274
Not sure what you're implying here, are you saying your only experience of sex so far has been dry?

[Anonymous No.13391363]

sex with girl you are in love with > uncovered bj > fap after 4 weeks of no fap > sex with condom with random girl > covered bj

[Anonymous No.13391530]

>>13391095
It feels like years old pasta, warmed over

[Anonymous No.13391580]

>>13391095
Grow a beard, convert to Islam and rape all who do not bow down to Islam.

[Anonymous No.13391693]

>>13391095
It's honestly the best feeling. There's nothing like it Anon. Shes a living organism. And so are you. On a cellular level your body won't feel the same as when you stick your cock into a woman. It's warm, a little wet and amazing. Stay strong Anon. Sign up on some dating sites. Do some activism. Join a cause. Find a woman who cares about those things. Fuck her brains out. Stop sticking your dick into weird things. I've stuck my dick into some weird things but I stopped eventually. I fear for you. You must stop sticking your dick into things before I find you over on /gif in a rekt thread... And I HATE those particular kind of rekt webms... You wouldn't force me through twenty seconds of shear horror watching you mutilate yourself, would you Anon?

[Anonymous No.13391746]

>>13391580
Mashallah, your deen shines.

[Anonymous No.13391780]

>>13391746
You again?

[Anonymous No.13391795]

like the inside of your cheek but with slight musculature tightness

[Anonymous No.13391817]

>>13391095
It’s amazing and worth 80% of the hype.

I 100% support you going to a legal brothel and buying a prostitute for an hour. Fly into reno, nevada, drive to carson city. The service would cost you maybe $300

It would be worth it for a few factors.
1.to satisfy your curiosity, youll never know and understand until you know.
2. It will build your confidence in a way that you don’t understand. Its like youll find who you really are.
3. You’ll be less intimidated by women because you’ll see them as people and not some mystical creatures.

Legal brothels are clean and trustworthy. The only down side is the cash. But there’s a point where you just need to muster up the courage and just get your fuck on.

If I were you here would be my plan.

[Anonymous No.13391827]

>>13391817
Just look at that ass. Could be yours for a few hundred, bro.

[Anonymous No.13391830]

>>13391817
>paying 300 for covered sex with a chubby slut that fucks 5 dudes a day (and you are number 3)
Yuck

[Anonymous No.13391873]

>>13391830
If you have a better ifea that would help poor ol OP over here, we’d love to hear it.

I have serious doubts that OP has any other options. His shits all fucked up.

[Anonymous No.13391906]

Take LSD and go for a walk

[Anonymous No.13391959]

>>13391331
It's not squishy, it feels like a muscle.