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Chainlink is the Theranos of crypto

>> No.13380644

You mean it's going to reach a 4.5bn valuation?

>> No.13380648

Except that we can see the code.

>> No.13380655
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13380655

*takes 32 million from investors to buy Big Macs*
heh, nothing personnel kid

>> No.13380672

>>13380648
and Sergey can actually suck a dick properly

>> No.13380674
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13380674

I completely agree anon. Watching the hbo doc that just came out made me realize how much Theranos and Chainlink have in common

>> No.13380682

>>13380674
Based. Cardano also comes to mind.

>> No.13380688

THANOS

>> No.13380691

>>13380674
wtf is wrong with her bottom mouth?

>> No.13380706

>>13380688
Their anus

>> No.13380716

>>13380691
Dude what the fuck is a bottom mouth?

>> No.13380720
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>>13380691
>bottom mouth

>> No.13380798

>>13380637
correct, they've delivered nothing but fake partnerships. Theranos also had countless partnerships and never delivered working products

>> No.13380810

>>13380648
raising 32mil and hiring 3 cheap devs to write some code that will never get used isn't exactly difficult. Theranos also had useless machines yo could "see", but they didn't work, like Chainlink.

>> No.13381086

>>13380810
cope
the testnet works you dumb faglord
the real question you should be asking is: will the protocol behind it really get adoption by APIs? will people shy away from smart contracts? They are now, we still don't have insurance based off smart contracts

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13381126

Streets are the toilets of india

>> No.13381279

>>13381086
Scamlink testnet is absolutely not decentralized. Centralized oracles already exist and have no value. Can't wait for the 95% dump after mainnet is released.

>> No.13381304

I want to know what kids between her and Zuckerberg would look like

>> No.13381751

>>13380637

how much progress has the chainlink team made so far??

>> No.13382164

>>13380716
>>13380720
>american education
check out Protostomia and Deuterostomia you fucking brainlets

>> No.13382183

>>13380716
jesus is like im offending some pajeet goddess or some shit. I could use some technical term, but you obviously would've find some other shit to deflect the question.

>> No.13382188

>>13381304
Her and Zuck have to be humanoid siblings right?