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Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:04:15 2019 No.13379264 [Reply] [Original]

>sub 100 IQ
>have 100k in cash
help me make it, what do I do with my cash?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:05:00 2019 No.13379276 >>13379264 All in dude weed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:06:02 2019 No.13379289 >>13379276 what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:15:52 2019 No.13379370 Buy 100k worth of XMR. Sell to money launderers at a premium when they do crimes. (Hacking etc) 5K EOY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:20:08 2019 No.13379404 >>13379264 Roulette. $20 bets. When you lose just double your next bet. Only go broke if you lose 12 times in a row.

Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:25:37 2019 No.13379440

>>13379289
buy stock in Aurora cannabis or ACB. They just brought on Nelson Peltz as an advisor and are poised to land a huge partnership due to Peltz's connections to fortune 500 companies such as Pepsi and Proctor and Gamble.

Aurora has the largest production capacity so expect them to be more prepared to handle a partnership with a gigantic multinational corporation better than any other dudebro weed company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:26:12 2019 No.13379446 >>13379264 Invest in SPY and keep it moving.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:27:19 2019 No.13379456 >>13379446 but its too slow? and what if market crashes like 2008

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:28:58 2019 No.13379466 >>13379404 1/4096 chance of losing everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:31:54 2019 No.13379492 >>13379456 Has your portfolio outperformed the market? It will but are you planning on withdrawing within the next 2-3 years? If your answer is no then it shouldn't matter to you because it will recover. It always has.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:33:17 2019 No.13379503 >>13379264 Buy a shotgun and run around the woods naked before killing yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:33:33 2019 No.13379506 >>13379492 im too lazy to look but whats the avg interest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:35:07 2019 No.13379518 >>13379503 how would that increase my money?

Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:37:40 2019 No.13379535
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Buy one of the endless
>Get Rich Now
books and YouTube courses
(by folks that love us all so much that despite of being expert money makers by the 'miracleous ' means they teach instead share it all with the world out of the goodness of their hearts, plus a few USD).
>CANNOT
>GO
>RONG

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:38:19 2019 No.13379541 >>13379518 technically you never said you wanted to increase your capital you just asked what to do with your cash, I answered. It's called the art of conversation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:39:33 2019 No.13379550 >>13379541 true

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