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[Anonymous No.13372729]

My life begins when Link hits $10

[Anonymous No.13372740]

>>13372729
this; and I only have 8K, fuck my life.

[Anonymous No.13372752]

>>13372740
This. I saw Sergey Nazarov at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen of those single-wrapped grocery store hamburgers in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any centralized electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.13372756]

>>13372752
You might be hurting Sergey's feeling with these copy pastas you fucking jerk

[Anonymous No.13372795]

>>13372756
No it's okay I don't mind them

[Anonymous No.13372834]

>>13372756
He is a big boy, he can handle it

[Anonymous No.13372920]

So you better kys and save time