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13371674 No.13371674 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you realize you pay to jerk off

>> No.13371679

>>13371674
>not toilet paper so you can flush it

>> No.13371697

>>13371674
>2019
>still jacking off

never gonna make it

>> No.13371702

>>13371674
>be mutilated burgerclap
>remember I have to buy lotion to jerkoff
>cry

>> No.13371710

>>13371697
Full Monk mode

>> No.13371775

I jerk off dry and then eat my semen its completely free

>> No.13371792

>>13371674
I just use my saliva

>> No.13372096

>>13371674
>not having a cumrag or cumsock

>> No.13372100

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.13372102

>>13371674
it's a pretty good deal desu, only pennies per ejaculation. do you even realize how much hookers cost, let alone gfs

>> No.13372122

>>13371674
I always use a glass or cum on the back of my hand.

>> No.13372158

>>13371679
Just spray into the toilet bowl, who the fuck uses toilet paper.

>> No.13372162

>>13372122
This but I drink it out of the cup after. Ain't gay if it's my own

>> No.13372165

>>13371674
>tfw you jerk off at all
Why not just have a girl to bust your loads on? Something isn’t adding up here.
>inb4 incel cope

>> No.13372696

>>13372165
Girls don't want to fuck all the time my dude.

>> No.13372706

>>13372696
I think you're on the wrong board my dude.

>> No.13372710
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13372710

>close tip of foreskin when i ejaculate
>waddle over to toilet to unload
>wash off in sink

Are you guys even trying

>> No.13372734
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13372734

>not just freely spraying your ejaculate like a real man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97lpYlmAm0I

>> No.13373103

>>13372696
just a tip "my dude"
i'm a skinnyfat boomer, and the women i date have consistently wanted me more than i can get it up (>2-3 times a day)
girls love sex. they love when you pull their hair and choke them, they love when you undress them forcefully, they love when you rape them, and they love when you push all of the above a little too far, so they can get angry at you, and they love when they get over the top apologies and lyrical professions of love out of you for being such a big bad monster
what they don't love, is some limp-wristed loser who takes himself too seriously, capitalizes shit on imageboards, unironically uses "my dude", thinks a good chit-chat is uni workload or music concerts, asks for consent before anything, and basically acts in every way like a perverted little brother. NOT sexy
stop being a fag, you're doing both you and whoever you hook up with a disservice

>> No.13373124

>>13373103
KYS FAGGOT

>> No.13373169

>>13373103
tldr