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[Anonymous No.13369806]

What kind of connections/experience/cash do you need to launch a successful bikini coffee business?

[Anonymous No.13369889]

>>13369806
If you're asking this question on a Tibetan wind chime forum then I'm afraid you've already failed.

But to answer you question,
>connections
Know women that are willing to work in this kind of role (Best bet is strippers that want a cleaner line of work)
>experience
Barista experience (duhh), management experience, and experience running a small business.
>cash
enough to buy a pre-existing coffee shop (far cheaper than starting anew), money for renovations and remodeling, cash for stock and then enough runway to operate at zero for at least 3 months.

[Anonymous No.13369925]

>>13369806
>tattoos
hard pass

[Anonymous No.13369989]

>>13369806
>bikini coffee business

Is this a west coast thing?
I've never seen one here in the midwest.

[Anonymous No.13370000]

>>13369989
seattle washington and san jose
(the tech hubs)

[Anonymous No.13370020]

>>13369889
Strippers, but not for a cleaner line of work desu
It’s so they can have a legit job for tax man

[Anonymous No.13370026]

One brappacino please. Make sure there's foam on top

[Anonymous No.13370027]

>>13370000
And Arizona
I used to go to the one by my house all the time

[Anonymous No.13370032]

>>13370000
>seattle washington and san jose

Ah ok. That makes sense.
It would probably make a killing here in the midwest, because men here are starved of seeing women in anything less than full clothing (there really are no beaches).

Strip clubs here in the midwest do ok, even though they're all run by shitheads with no business sense.

Maybe in a few years when I have more cash I'll open one of these in the midwest.

[Anonymous No.13370041]

what about just a stripper delivery service? like uber eats, except something like boober eats

[Anonymous No.13370106]

>>13369806
This is the one think that would make me willing to step foot in a restaurant.
Are you allowed to touch them?

[BSV is King No.13370172]

>>13369806
left girl is best girl

[Anonymous No.13370253]

>>13370172
Look at her left leg. Tattoo.

[Anonymous No.13370270]

>>13370253
Look at her face. She's really hot. Middle chick definitely eats ass which is a huge plus in her favor too. Right does nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.13370278]

>>13369806
The middle is so cute I’d pay for her laser tattoo removal procedure

[Anonymous No.13370405]

>>13370172
WRONG

[Anonymous No.13370423]

>>13369806
You need a fucking city that will allow you to even do it.


There is a reason these are all located in an area of Washington state.

[Anonymous No.13370432]

>>13370405
no he's right

[Anonymous No.13370436]

>>13370423
They're also here in the central valley of Cuckafornia

[Anonymous No.13370449]

>>13370405
s-sauce

[Anonymous No.13370459]

>>13370436
Yeah just learned that, and apparently Arizona too.

Danni Meow is/was working out of one.

[Anonymous No.13370460]

>>13370405

Fuck off niggerspic, we need more left

[Anonymous No.13370467]

>>13370405
left is easily best u fucking monkey

[Anonymous No.13370534]

>>13370041
you smot

[Anonymous No.13370559]

>>13369806
id like their assholes unfortunately

[Anonymous No.13370564]

Daily reminder that these thots are posted here so the Jews can prevent you researching the best crypto to invest in.
No go fap goyim, stop wasting your time thinking about ways to become rich. Just touch your pee pee and please get circumcised goys. Nobody likes a cumskin, we need those for research purposes too.

[Anonymous No.13370574]

you just need them to be down to fuck for a buck whores
for the rest of the business to succeed

otherwise it is pointless

and to profit off boner pills and cocaine

[Anonymous No.13370587]

>>13369806
You need more women that look like this in order to be successful.