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/biz/, how do I become this man?
I want the style
the success
the confidence
the lower body strength
the smugness
the ability to FUCK thots

>> No.13349218

>>13349205
who's the thot

>> No.13349237
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>>13349205
>lower body strength

>> No.13349553

>>13349218
Some absolute unit thats who. Fucking size mogged from behind bby

>> No.13350069

>>13349553

> big lenny

>> No.13350093

>>13349553
Made me laugh guy has a pretty alpha waddle.

>> No.13350095

how much link do I need to be the man

>> No.13350096

>>13349237
This. Squat 12 times and drink a gallon of milk everyday day.

>> No.13350212
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>that bulge

>> No.13350238
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>>13349205

>OP posted shemale webm by mistake

Stop being a faggot would be a start.

>> No.13350286

that man gives no fucks

based

>> No.13350292

>>13350238
i dont understand this image, do you think kids dont practice boxing and other martial arts today?

>> No.13350377

>>13350292
I confused the right photo with our current Congress. Nevermind.

>> No.13350389

>>13350292
Quit being so obtuse all the time. The image is saying kids didn't dress up and idolize faggotry back then. Get a grip.

>> No.13350398

>>13349205
you will literally never become that man. i'm not even trying to bait you. i'm 100% serious. the only chance you'll have of having sex with women like that is if you pay for it.

if you look at the type of man that it would take, you don't have it. you certainly wouldn't be here. and using this as a motivation won't last that long either. you'll give up soon after when you realize just how much work it will take.

watching videos like this, or watching porn, is only torturing you inside and making you want this type of woman, when reality will literally NEVER give it to you.

>> No.13350431

>>13349205
This is just one of those videos that qualifies as a piece of art

>> No.13350435

>>13350292
Dumb asses on the left and right are obsessed with this type of shit. It's "parable humor." A short little fake story that no one except the lowest common denominator finds funny or insightful designed to convey a tenuous point/message in the most retarded way imaginable. It's like taking a picture of dog shit all over some room and being like "Heh...heh...still think owning a dog is a good idea?" It's cringey shit that people who have been completely alienated from real life social situations, precisely because of shit like that, post on Facebook (the last bastion of their social existence).

>> No.13350455

>>13350398
as long as you understand that your message also applies to you: based

>> No.13350464

>>13350435
Nice bait faggot

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>>13349553

>> No.13351094

>>13350435
Damn, op btfo

>> No.13351100

>>13351094
Err, not op. Dunno why I typed that

>> No.13351112

>>13350686
omfg that is so fucking cute l;3

>> No.13351114

>>13350435
but only normies have facebook?

>> No.13351172

>>13349205
Cunt reminds me of Ornstein

>> No.13351698
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>>13349205
that is one hecker of a rape gut
pic relates

>> No.13351802

>>13350398
>GAY ID
True that though. There should be a massive tax on roasties like this for existing the way they do. No joke.