HELP ME VIRGINS

[Anonymous No.13346115]

9/10 art Thot, nothing in her profile. I am a virgin cringelord

[Anonymous No.13346131]

would you like to get a drink sometime? my number is +XXXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.13346141]

>>13346131
what this guy said. you've got it bagged up. tf u need help for. make a move dont be a beta bob.

[Anonymous No.13346148]

>>13346131
Literally this and then don’t text until it’s time to meet up, texting does nothing but give her reasons to not want to meet up.

[Anonymous No.13346150]

>>13346115
tell her you have autism

[Anonymous No.13346158]

>>13346115
u dun texted too far

[Anonymous No.13346164]

Done

I don't fucking drink though

[Anonymous No.13346167]

>>13346131
1000% 0 overthink 1000% go text message this now go wait relax no tense no need to tense smile smeel fresh art thots are bubbles

[Anonymous No.13346177]

>>13346164
lmao

[Anonymous No.13346178]

send her this pic

[Anonymous No.13346181]

You're using Tinder wrong dude. Thots are either down to fuck or

They just want to exchange memes in order to gain meme clout (their currency)

As their entire lives are lived on social media and the interwebs

Have less complex conversations on Tinder like "hey what's up" and download

Tinder Gold. Buy yourself at least 30 Boosts and use them at 7pm, 8:30pm &

9:30pm on W, T, F, S, S. It's really a numbers game. Good convos do not lead to

Smashing. Good convos lead nowhere. The girls has already made a decision about

fucking you or not when she looked @ your profile. Words do not fucking matter

Short conversation, make her laugh a bit. Do not use any jokes or memes

This shit's a business anon

[Anonymous No.13346185]

>>13346164
way to cockblock yourself in literally one sentence

[Anonymous No.13346188]

>>13346150
I once did this and ended up getting laid. She thought I was kidding and I kept the spaghetti in my pockets long enough to keep up the deception.

[Anonymous No.13346189]

>>13346164
dude...

[Anonymous No.13346193]

>>13346164
Fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.13346195]

>>13346164
HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.13346198]

>>13346185
yeah this

[Anonymous No.13346202]

>>13346188
I wasn't joking.
>>13346164
He fucking did it anyway but in a much more indirect way. I'm keking my pants here boys.

[Anonymous No.13346203]

>>13346164
dear lord

[Anonymous No.13346205]

>>13346164
all you had to do is type what the first reply in this thread was. cmon anon..

[Anonymous No.13346207]

>>13346164
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER

[Anonymous No.13346210]

>>13346164
Holy fuck are anons really this autistic?

[Anonymous No.13346213]

>>13346164
ANON I GAVE YOU THE KEYS TO THE POON. WHY DID YOU DO THIS??

[Anonymous No.13346215]

>>13346164
Tell her you want to watch her fuck your nigger friend

[Anonymous No.13346218]

>>13346164

Ayy

[Anonymous No.13346222]

>>13346164
LMAOOOOO WTF

[Anonymous No.13346225]

>>13346164
This has like a .0001 pct chance of working, but if it does I'm sure it will go well unironically. This is like going 100x on bitmex.

[Anonymous No.13346226]

>>13346164
damn you just fucked it up lmao

[Anonymous No.13346233]

She's sent it. I don't drink ever so going to Sainsbury's and trying alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13346235]

>>13346164
lmfaooo pls post her response

[Anonymous No.13346236]

Tell her you wanna watch a nigger destroy her womb

[Anonymous No.13346248]

>>13346233
that means she wants to fuck 100% ur set

[Anonymous No.13346252]

>>13346148
This... Act like it's just part of what you do..
Maybe text her before you meet up if it's a couple days from now and just say "Hey (use her fucking name), I was just making sure you were still good with (whatever time) we said before?"
This comes off considerate and you can gauge her reaction.

[Anonymous No.13346256]

>>13346164
even the horny pajeets are more alpha than this

[Anonymous No.13346262]

>>13346164
You're a fucking retard. nm disregard my last post.

[Anonymous No.13346273]

>>13346115
>art Thot
not gonna make it by interacting with an NPC

[Anonymous No.13346285]

>>13346233
Nigger, your getting baited lmao

[Anonymous No.13346294]

>>13346273
Art is the only non-NPC thing on this planet

[Anonymous No.13346303]

>>13346164
hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.13346315]

>>13346233
Can't wait for you to start shitposting tonight after unlocking One Can Dan

[Anonymous No.13346328]

>>13346233
OP I am not gonna rest until we get you drunk and laid

[Anonymous No.13346346]

No pics no care

[Anonymous No.13346354]

>>13346233
Just go to the bar and say that you aren't feeling like drinking as you have work tomorrow and use it as a conversation starter. In all honesty through if she gave you her number what you said. Jesus man.

[Anonymous No.13346363]

>>13346233
Based

[Anonymous No.13346397]

Bro....you deserve to get gangraped by a gaggle of silverback apes

[Anonymous No.13346555]

Round 2, different girl. Asian, 6 maybe a 7

[Anonymous No.13346586]

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[Anonymous No.13346610]

>>13346586
>>13346555
Is this laughing crying emoji the zoomer version of signing off with x? Jeez

[Anonymous No.13346623]

>>13346586
Wasting ur time, she just wants to talk. If the answer from girls is

"don't know what I want" or "looking to talk to new people" that means they're

not interesting in banging YOU. A girl that's interested will be like "casual dating bleh blah"

or "seeing where things go def not a one night thing" but you will only learn

through wasting alot of time on Tinder and online dating for that matter

[Anonymous No.13346641]

>>13346164
>>13346233
That was pretty funny, man. You went all in on 20k BTC and instead of dumping it fucking mooned to 200k.

[Anonymous No.13346694]

I sure do love Business and Finance

[Anonymous No.13346769]

>>13346294
>thinking art-thots care about art

[Anonymous No.13346810]

>>13346555
Pictures you fucking bastard. You should know the rules by now. Pretty good reply btw.

[Anonymous No.13346821]

bruh, atleast show some pictures... hiding it make me thinking you matched with some mad ugloos

[Anonymous No.13346836]

If dubs ask her to let you smell her barper

[Anonymous No.13346869]

>>13346164
Fucking Alpha. Don't listen to these walk-around-eggshell PUA faggots. "Oh gosh I don't wanna make her angry and ruin my chance!"

[Anonymous No.13346871]

Op you're doing great. Textbook form. Got the number quick.

Now hit the bar, arrive later than her. No awkward handshake straight 3 chad kisses on the cheek. Let her get close to giant whos about to rape her.

Keep the date short (two hours max). And cut it off yourself when the convo is actually getting sweeter by the minute. Make up some lame joke; ´still got feed my tiger´ or something.

Kiss the thot and say something blasé like was fun catcha later.

Date 2 you fuck her

[Anonymous No.13346898]

>>13346871
Actually not bad. Wouldn't be surprised if this anon does pretty well with women.

[Anonymous No.13346926]

>>13346233
I can see a glimpse and she's a 6/10 at most. 9 my ass LOL. This isn't your blog you fucking autistic loser knobhead. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13346938]

>>13346898

Halberstram? How the hell are ya?

[Anonymous No.13346946]

>>13346233

You better D.E.N.N.I.S. this thot. Take her whore ass to a bar that you know is closed, feign surprise, hit her with

>Well, I guess we could watch a movie at my place?

then 8::::::::::::::::::::::D~o ~o ~o O:

[Anonymous No.13346951]

>>13346871
>kissing a hoe

[Anonymous No.13346967]

>>13346938
Absolutely splendid buddy, you?

[Anonymous No.13346981]

>>13346871
actually pretty wise advice i must say

[Anonymous No.13346998]

>>13346967

No complaints here fren

[Anonymous No.13347003]

>>13346164
oh anon...

[Anonymous No.13347027]

>>13346871

decent advice

[Anonymous No.13347036]

>>13346164
How is cock blocking yourself to extinction related to this board?

Go back to /r9k/ fucking cringe lord what a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.13347050]

you guys got it all fucked up. heres the real gameplan for ulta sluts from tinder

>have her meet you at your place
>be like "oops I forgot my wallet lets just go inside and grab it real quick"
>inside offer her a glass of water, show some pictures, make her comfortable (just pretend youre not here to grab a wallet)
>make a move for her and go for the kill
if shes on you dont have to sit through a lame date. if she says "no" at least she knows youre down to bang and the precedent is set PLUS shes seen your room and is more comfortable going back there. the ultra sluts will even give it up right then and there. thank me later faggots.

[Anonymous No.13347056]

>>13346188
I literally did this on a Tinder date and never heard from her again lmao.

[Anonymous No.13347060]

>>13347036
Except you missed the part where OP actually got the number. Incel cope.

[Anonymous No.13347075]

>>13346871
>Date 2 you fuck her

Not really tho man. I know these guys are agreeing but it depends on the girl

These bitches will waste your time.

I have found, that the girls who are actually down to fuck anyway, don't need

to be taken on a date. They will come over to your place and you can skip the

dog and pony show. So a day 1 date is literally a waste of time. Especially

when you have 100's of matches on Tinder and bumble. It's an efficiency thing

But just for interest, where are you taking these girls on day 2? Right to your place

Or somewhere close by and then back home

[Anonymous No.13347094]

>>13346115
Whatever you did sounds like it worked anon, just go easy on the emojis

[Anonymous No.13347113]

>>13347094
Disagree. I think thot #1 will use OP as a meme IV drip, if she texts him

In order to squeeze whatever cool internet shit and jokes from him before

ghosting

[Anonymous No.13347136]

>>13346252
fuck no do not do this it makes it seem like you are expecting her to flake

[Anonymous No.13347187]

>>13347136
I'd say do it the day before. If you don't confirm at some point a lot of them won't show up because they think you're flaking/they forget.

[Anonymous No.13347240]

>>13347075

You could be right. I always do some stupid activity for 2nd date (which i enjoy as well). Have drinks and play minigolf or something like that. More initimate kissing, this time with feeling ass and tits. And the magic ´lets take this elsewhere. Always works

Either i never hear from her after date 1. Or its in the fucking bag on date 2.

Maybe your right and the thots i fuck on second date are also down to fuck on the first.

This way it eliminates the unsuccesfull firsts.

But you gotta go with your game. You obviously pull a smooth game in the house immediately. Wouldnt know if could get that together.

I prefer this raw apporach more in a bar. Dance, make out, take her home.

[Anonymous No.13347448]

>>13346225
sort of like how if you’re part of the small population dumb enough to buy into
a Nigerian scam it’ll go really well for them

[Anonymous No.13347485]

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[Anonymous No.13347503]

>>13347240
Yeah it can be a real grey area. Some of these girls won't do 1st night...

So you could be more efficient in that way. But Myself, I get upset when

Wasting time and money on drinks and self amusing for a few hours just

to get infinite radio silence. So I'm not knocking the day 1 date, it could just depend

on how attractive she is in order to make the gamble worthwhile. So yeahh..

But the mini put is pretty solid. Anything in close proximity to the pad is perfect IMHO

[Anonymous No.13347510]

>>13346181
>>13346623
>>13347075
>>13347113
this guy who types like a retard is the most correct. OP-- keep putting in reps and stop wasting your time posting progress pics on 4chan. They want to fuck Chad NOW. There is not a dream Stacy that just needs to be courted with cute words and adorable dates. Just keep tirelessly pretending to be Chad because you are wasting your fucking time being any % beta.

[Anonymous No.13347529]

>>13346164
I'm not sure if you being serious or joking would be funnier. This reminds me of how I was acting on tinder before i deleted it.