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monday edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed) (embed) (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed) (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>> No.13334912

FUCK ME HARDER, DADDY!!! xO

>> No.13334918

>>13334912
fuck you heathen, talk about securities and options please

>> No.13334964
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>tfw PLUG

huh

>> No.13334974

Good luck everyone :)

>> No.13334976

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Realty Income, "The Monthly Dividend" TM, comes today and is more consistent on a monthly basis than a woman's period.

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tfw dean

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>>13334976
forgot pic again ;_;

>> No.13334998

>>13334918

You've got the option to secure this cock in your mouth, bby grl. ;)

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what's this pattern

>> No.13335006

guys, xaviers school is recruiting again

come on in wherever, great place to learn from some pros and get lols
discord dot gg
/pxzVVD5

>> No.13335039
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13335039

Back after a hiatus. What's the market like atm? Should I hop back in?

>> No.13335053

>>13335039
general bullish consensus, big name companies competing with netflix for streaming services (att, disney, appl), bullish on tech and the permian basin

>> No.13335159

Guess its time to buy the tesla free money machine

>> No.13335188

Discord trannies are shilling again were past the apex of the market cycle frens.

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>>13334882
Soon.

>> No.13335363

>>13335003
Cup and handle.

>> No.13335369

Ya'all still in the market are about to get raped.

>> No.13335391

>>13335369

one day of (((profit taking))) =/= raped

>> No.13335426

>>13335369
Nah.

>> No.13335507

>>13335369
The vega on these puts is fucking .2 so do I close them or are we going to fall off a cliff before open tomorrow

>> No.13335516

>>13335369
if you're an investor, staying in the market is by far the best choice than attempting to time the market

just continue to make scheduled investments and take the emotion out of investing. i know there is going to be a dip sometime in the future, a pretty sizable one. anywhere from 1 month to 10 years from today its almost guaranteed. however attempting to time that dip is not worth it.

I just let my money continue to work for me until it passively pays all my bills and still allow me continued investments. until then, work hard at my job to continue to dollar cost average into a market, even near peaks

>> No.13335545

>>13335507
Danny, youre going to want to close those before the golden bull kicks in

>> No.13335636

Hope you bought LPTX to the moon and beyond !!! Last chance take a seat !!

>> No.13335671

>>13335252

Thanks for the premonition, black science man!

>> No.13335693

who else here /buyingnetflixputs/ ?

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>>13335516
It's one of those shipping meme vessels. I should put out my cigarette before I end up on the news.

>> No.13335727

>>13335671
didn't belive.

>> No.13335729
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>>13334882
Every month this year the yield curve has been inverted. Every time there has been an inverted yield curve a recession has happened within 7-24 months. What will you guys do with this knowledge?

>> No.13335732

SPY PUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13335745

BASED DISNEY.

+$300

>> No.13335791

Has the galt shill killed herself yet? Lmfao

>> No.13335830

>>13335791
You mean pendulum? Why what happened? He also has been saying a bo would be happening for almost an entire year now. It might be but all his predictions have been wrong.

>> No.13335831

>>13335791

LMAO

>> No.13335838

wheres that piece of shit anon that said stocks would climb parabolic today

im coming for your asshole

>> No.13335868

>>13335693
too obvious

>> No.13335923

>>13335729
syphoning money from my standard DCA into my high yield savings account. Currently at $8K but want to get it up to $24K to ensure I have enough for at least 1 year stashed to live on survival mode.

If a recession hits I may take some of that out and invest as close to the bottom as I can

>> No.13335950

>>13335636
We going to the moon today?

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>>13335923
I might do the same soon. Can't wait to slurp up some stocks on sale. Hopefully I'm not in when we drop.

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dlth is finally going up

>> No.13336046
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>Will $SPY go below 287.5 before Friday 19 April 2019?
I'm fucked.

>> No.13336053

>>13335993

sauce?

>> No.13336075

>>13335516
>i know there is going to be a dip sometime in the future, a pretty sizable one.
Lol you people are retarded. You "know there's going to be a dip" but you can't hedge? Have you considered that it's possible to not be 100% short or long any position? You have no idea how to evaluate and manage risk?

Return on your time, putting a fixed amount into SPY every month is objectively the best investment strategy until you hit actual proffessional levels, but don't flop your dick around about "Dollar cost averaging" and how you "Know theres going to be a dip"

Protip, value averaging suits your style of investing much better, make a quick excel sheet and factor in that "sizeable dip" that you "know is coming" and you'll see far greater returns in the long run.

>> No.13336080

Why do people talk shit about certain stocks when the whole market is down? Like that’s like jumping into a public pool and calling out the fat kid the only one who peed in it

>> No.13336108
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>when rh gets stuck and makes you boom your pants

>> No.13336111

>>13336080
Because they're short?

>> No.13336126

>>13336053
crybaby learns to swim

>> No.13336127

Reminder: If you only buy a stock, as if you had to hold it for 2-5 years - you will always be fine

Worst case you make 5% a year boohoo

>> No.13336134

>>13336075
Protip: I've likely been doing this longer than you and I likely have a larger investment portfolio than you.

I know how to invest safely and securely and its treated me well through the previous recession and in this lasting bull run

>> No.13336169

>>13336127
if you only care about cuck gains and don't have at least a million to invest you will never make it

>> No.13336210

>>13336169
>he doesn't understand the concept of compounding interest

>> No.13336232

>>13336169
seriously, if you have 0 dollars today, invest 20K per year every year for 25 years with a modest 5% gain (excluding dividend reinvestments, capital gains, etc) you'll end up with $1M at the end of that 25 years.

thats also excluding increased investments with higher income as time goes on.

>> No.13336251

>>13336127

LMFAO

yea tell that to GALT holders

>> No.13336263

>>13336210
>he doesnt understand the value of youth and wealth compounded

>> No.13336289

Notre Dame cathedral on fire in Paris. Smoke Billowing. A New Pope has been elected

>> No.13336303

I only started on this but FCSC made me $800 today.

Am I good? Why is no one talking/buying this?

>> No.13336317

>>13336289
>Notre Dame cathedral on fire in Paris
how do i profit from this??

>> No.13336332

>>13336317
short christianity

>> No.13336335

>>13336317
short mudslime invaded countries

>> No.13336375

>>13336232
>wagecucking and poverty saving until age 50
Lmao

>> No.13336405

>>13335729
Hedge on the fact that every recession has been preceded by a last minute bull run and try to get some phat gains.

>> No.13336429

>>13336375
>doing the get rich quick scheme, failing, and then becoming an hero at 40

i'm already generating $20K+ per year in passive income. completely covers my mortgage, property taxes, etc. And it continues to grow without me doing anything. Starting early and saving as much as possible is the best advice anyone can have

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feels like its time to buy Natty Gaz again

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smg never been this quiet, is it the bitcoin sell off again? whatever me getting evening drunk nu

>> No.13336472

>>13336429
>i'm already generating $20K+ per year in passive income

very nice

>> No.13336510

>>13336472
I'm generating 1k / month in passive losses.

God bless dude weed.

>> No.13336516

>>13336465
Delete this post

>> No.13336530

>>13336510
lol

>> No.13336554

ugh another day another fed member making the market recover the initial losses. fuck this manipulated market.

>> No.13336587

>>13336289
Bummer. That building was beautiful.

>> No.13336721

>>13336432
737 Max autopilot? Short BA.

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>>13336405
Took about 6 years for the s&p to get back to where it was before the 2008 recession

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Which one of you retards decided to make a second SMG and not link it in the original thread?

we over here
>>13336376

>>13336748
based sips poster

>> No.13336945

>>13336289
I bet it was a Muslim

>> No.13336971
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>MO finally completely recovered from retarded seizure news
If only it had happened one day earlier. My poor calls

>> No.13336973

>>13336913
rkg dies for a day and smg is in ruin

>> No.13336985

>>13336945
>Muslim worker drops le cigarette during his wine break
>"Oh merde! I am still not used to this country!"
>Muslim ban

>>13336971
Now I'm not sure what to do with my retirement account... Divvy ETF?

>> No.13337048

>>13336985
Buy the weed dip. Aphria punctured the latest hype balloon, so prices are low today across the board

>> No.13337066
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>>13337048
CGC since now it's gonna be in everyone's index funds, or just get MJ for some exposure.
Everyone seems to like Aurora tho.

>> No.13337085

>>13337066
I have no idea which will win the day, so I just picked up calls on acb for immediately after their earnings call, so I can ride the volatility instead

>> No.13337097

>>13337085
thanks fren but I can no into options yet

>> No.13337114

>>13337085
When is ACB earnings?

>> No.13337122

>>13337114
May 7

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>>13337122
Shieeet. Do you think it will moon a bit just before 4/20? I thought it would be big this year because of Canada legalization and what not so I bought this option. But so far Im losing money

>> No.13337169

>>13337152
I think the implied volatility will drive options up as we get closer to earnings, but I think you're a little early on the strike date

>> No.13337209

who’s accumulating this NIO bottom?

>> No.13337212

>>13337152
No

>> No.13337257
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YVR shill you have some explaining to do

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Do I have l gamble on BAC calls?
Hurry smg, only 18 minutes left!!

>> No.13337296

Memes aside, what does it mean that volume has been super low on US indices?

>> No.13337307

>>13337257
Why would you even touch something with liquidity that shit

>> No.13337329

>>13337296
Uncertainty, I'd assume. Probably a lot of people are just thinking, let's not touch anything until we know which way the wind is blowing

>> No.13337332

>>13337296
means large specs are hodling so anyone long the vix for earnings will get wiped

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>>13337291
OH FUCK I DID IT
AAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE BE GREEN TOMORROW

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Current positions
>KHC
>BAC calls
>VXXB puts
I'm ready for earnings

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>>13335791
All of biotech has sold off huge as has the entire sector of healthcare.

Current GALT price action means little save for being a good entry point.

>> No.13337656

How many of you poorfags on the Robinhood Scam App FUD'ed up your portfolios over a $0.05 loss and blew up your entire $100 into nothing?

Post 'em so real investors can laugh!

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>>13337656

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>>13337656
Here's mine

>> No.13337950

Hope holding PLUG overnight is a good idea, shit mooned last minute.

>> No.13338490

>>13336945
Don't be a racist. Be an antisemite. Clearly it was the jews.

>> No.13338520

>>13338490
>tfw I invested in bacillica and cathedral R&D and am long in marble futures.

Get fucked goys

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Start accumulating Sprint
The merger will go through

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Setup a super duper tight ER spread on BAC during low volatility period midday. If this works out (I’m looking for a 4-11%) return I’ll have a steady source of income every day and amass more for my grand finale AAPL spread where I’ll either become a multi millionaire or move back in with my dad.

>> No.13338768

I got the ratio down to like .43 credit per option
Fuck collateral though. I wish they'd just tell me they'd break my legs if I lose like a regular bookie does.

>> No.13338809

It's really pathetic to see "analysts" fudding AAPL pre-earnings so they can get cheaper shares/options.
>AMZN and MSFT both trying to CC airpods
hmm i wonder why

>> No.13338864

>Highest gainers: UNH and ANTM
God damn it I asked you guys about these on Friday. I knew UNH was oversold.

>>13338809
CC?
I still like my $20 Bluetooth earbuds, the wire means I can keep good track of them. But I’m tempted to invest in the new AirPods. Android knockoffs look Ok too.

>> No.13338870

How many more days of shorting Lyft until we're all skullfucked?

>> No.13338889

>>13338864
>CC?
Carbon copying.

I don't own airpods, I buy those $20 dollar ones from Amazon because of thrift (but end up going through like 4 pairs a year because of wear and tear), but I definitely noticed an uptick in people wearing them between this and last Q.

>> No.13338920

I'm 100% sure that the institutions who own SNPS are jerking the price around to manipulate the options market, but idk if they want my options to expire worthless or if they want me to panic sell them. There's always an automated bid at the .10/.15 range.

Check out the chart if you have the time. Its fucking frustrating as hell. Investing in stuff with 93% institutional ownership is only fun when you're in at the bottom.

>> No.13338923

>>13338889
>I buy those $20 dollar ones from Amazon
Same. I’m on my third pair, all replaced under warrantee

It’s basically a 3-year headphone subscription service

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>>13338920
>Investing in stuff with 93% institutional ownership is only fun when you're in at the bottom.

GDOT!

>> No.13338938

>>13336127
Even Ford? What about GE?

>> No.13338943

What happened to NIO today? Something to do with Elon Musk?
I bought a strangle at the bottom without looking at the chart orz
300 hundo down the drain.

>> No.13338946

>>13338870
52-55 is roughly bottom so I’d say till Thursday
Depends though the bike pulling thing really helped today

>> No.13338970

>>13338946
Anytime Uber IPO news makes headlines it will go down 5-6%. It'd be good if it recovered by then so I can stock up op puts. Early May maybe?
The day Uber actually IPOs it will open down 10-20%, that's the most like time for a SS, since short sellers need to close their positions to go all in shorting the top of Uber.

>> No.13338990

ah fuck why did nobody remind me dudeweed had earnings today. a weedstock reality check is the easiest naked put play possible

>> No.13339070

>>13338934
Hhffrrg

>> No.13339079

>>13338490
>antisemite
Mudshits are semites though

>> No.13339111

>Motleyfool
>Article about app store downloads declining pointing to a decline in profitability
>"The investment bank found that Apple app store downloads fell by 5% in the quarter. Importantly, app store revenue continued to move higher, increasing 15% to $3.7 billion, according to data from Sensor Tower. The average spent per download rose 21%, driven by gaming spending, especially in China."

Are they fucking retarded? They refute themselves entirely. SEC needs to take garbage like this out.
They're taking random out of context excerpts of JP Morgan's bullish evaluation and re-purposing them days after the fact to influence the SP. What a crock.

>> No.13339114

>>13339070
It’s a pretty sexy card.
GreenDot is apple’s partner for Apple Cash

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today was a doji
pullback to kijun (red line) about to start, imo

>> No.13339325

>>13338990
It was just Aphria. Their fault on the miss, too. $50m non-cash impairment charge on the their latin american assets. Pitiful gross margin.

>> No.13339331

>>13339264

Since when do you into TA, pendulum? You're using moon analysis now?

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Picks for tomorrow anon?

>> No.13339374

>>13339331
I've been doing some reading about TA for a while, just never implemented it in actual trades
Put an extra $50 in my account to dick around with TA-based trading while I hodl my GALT
Bought 5 shares of SQQQ at $9.22 average price, going to sell whenever we get to the kijun

The indicators I'm using are intended to synergize with each other
Ichimoku to gauge overall trend, RSI to identify overbought and oversold points, CMF (Chaikin Money Flow) to identify when momentum is starting to dry up and a reversal could be starting
Also using heikin ashi to get a better picture of the overall trend at a given moment and yearly charts with daily candles because I like "longer term" trades than most people here

>> No.13339375

>>13339264
>TAing the indices using 1 day
Surefire way to get fucked by a news event or market catalyst.

>> No.13339394

>>13339351
T

>> No.13339400

>>13339375
that is a valid risk

>> No.13339426

If premarket earnings is good we'll go up. If not we'll go down.

>> No.13339637

Does anyone understand what just happened with VSTM?

Did they trigger the breakers today? Did someone with inside info get word of something real bad on the way?

>> No.13339720

>>13339637
Biotech was down again, bubbles are burstin.

>> No.13339732

>>13339637
It shit itself like the rest of biotech. Filled the diaper. It's an entire sector issue.

>> No.13339744

>>13339732
>>13339720
This isn’t like the rest of biotech. This is 10% loss in one session.

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>>13339637
Bernie Sanders fucked healthcare with his faggot Medicare for all shit
This is what the dems wanted so this is what it looks like fuck those faggots

>> No.13339758

If JNJ United Healt h crush earnings biotechs will probably recover.

>> No.13339771

>>13339744
It's not a uniform thing, the indices on decline is a metric derived of individual stocks shitting the bed separately.
Some could go down 30%, some could gain 5% it's a gamble broski.

>> No.13339780

>>13338970
Yea but you have to remember that while LYFT is still overpriced UBER is pricing between 48-55$ a share so LYFT can only bottom between that and I don’t think it’ll go to SNAP or blue apron levels at all bottom will be 52ish and then w/e news to go on does to it. I’d say puts are safe until Thursday/Monday latest if nothing positive comes out for Lyft and it would have to be a rating upgrade by HSBC or Goldman/JP to do it

>> No.13339794

>>13339757
i do not believe fat people, smokers, or drug addicts should get healthcare subsidized. Also amphetamines should be given out for free in mens rooms.

>> No.13339812

>>13339780
Uber's marketshare is like 4 times larger than lyft's, yet their losses are only 3 times as big as lyfts.
Not even factoring in the speculative ambitions of Uber, whatever Uber gets priced at should naturally cause Lyft to descend to 1/4 of said price.

>> No.13339874

>>13339794
Economy literally based on consumption of food, drugs and alcohol. Economic productivity likely track along with overconsumption.

Stay the fuck away from Altria.

>> No.13339877

Where's that guy who was raving about NIO a few weeks back

>> No.13339900

>>13339812
I also factor in the amount of idiot millennials that’s are still averaging down from their 80 dollar FOMO so there’s that too and trust me based on the amount of shares held on RH by millennials that will keep LYFT afloat or above the hard bottom of 40$ Which is what everyone is clamoring for

>> No.13339903

>>13339771
Of course a sector rotation hits some harder than others, but I’m worried this is something more drastic. It just feels TOO dramatic, sudden, and out of proportion.

>> No.13339908

>>13339877
Hey buy my bags bro

>> No.13339915

This fire in France is not good my peeps. Tomorrow is going to be a blood bath. Puts all the way

>> No.13339927

>>13339874
It makes sense from a utilitarian standpoint that noncontributing member to overconsumption would be penalized by paying a fee to keep said over consumers alive
But considering a Rawlsian model it would be unfair to punish a group of people for displaying self-control.

>> No.13339933

>>13339903
See
>>13339757
Bernie caused a lot of FUD to the healthcare sector by his plan it would tear pricing down from the insurance and that brings down the pricing of medicines since people will be standardized. It’s a big deal dude do some research for once

>> No.13339943

>>13339900
https://robintrack.net/symbol/NIO
https://robintrack.net/symbol/LYFT

Don't invest in cars.

>> No.13339954

>>13339915
If you buy options during PH you're destined for ruin. Buy calls and puts every day around 12-1pm, then sell one the next day.

>> No.13339966

>>13339915
why would one cathedral in france burning down affect the stock market in any way

>> No.13340004

>>13339351
PLUG

>> No.13340032

>>13339927
It seems like the wrong way to go about it from an inventive point of view.

If you want to discourage people from smoking, tax cigarettes.if you want to encourage physical fitness, create a tax break for achieving fitness goals, like those presidential fitness tests.

And you’re making a HUGE assumption that fat over-consumers are noncontributing. Is a power lifter really contributing more than a pudgy R&D scientist? Plenty of doctors and nurses are fat, plenty of people who are in recovery from drug addiction smoke, but are working hard to keep their life together and be productice members of society. And plenty of people with important, high stress jobs are stress-eaters or functional alcoholics.

Yeah, some fat people are just lazy and can’t stay away from ice cream.

But charging more for health care will lead to less prevention and more emergency care. If you wait til diabetics have to get limbs amputated, you’re going to have a less productive workforce.

>> No.13340042

>>13339966
The market won’t be able to absorb all the demand for Parisian limestone.

Collapse imminent.

>> No.13340088
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>The Petrodollar is dying

>> No.13340095

>>13340032
Fat people, addicts, smokers, who are contributors don't need subsidies, that's the point.
But I don't care how /fit/ people are, I just don't want to pay for people whose bad health is entirely self-inflicted. Maybe if I got a rebate for not utilizing nation healthcare compared to the nat average..

>> No.13340106
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13340106

Please tell me that Saputo will takeover Dean Foods, friend.

>> No.13340206

AAPL probably started their pre-ER pump today. PT around 205 Friday. If it ends tomorrow red, I'd say 192-4 by Friday.
I can't believe I'd even consider an iron condor on AAPL but its pretty much immovable at this volume

>> No.13340249

Why did chingchong stocks act so negatively to the US conceding to chinese trade negotiations ?

>> No.13340256

>>13338934
kys also check my dubs

>> No.13340267
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>>13340106
Please tell me DF will pump BAC tomorrow

>> No.13340298

>>13340106
Someday a rain will come, and wash you foodchads away.

>> No.13340346
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>>13340106
BUUUUYOOOOOOUUUUUT

>> No.13340420

>>13338934

no

>> No.13340451
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13340451

BAC IS FOR PUMPING

>> No.13340473
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>>13340298
You're always gonna need food, silly man.

>> No.13340604

>>13340473
I don't need any more food quazimotto, fuck you and get me more booze.

>> No.13340605
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13340605

Story time
>Applied to job today
>Hear back pretty quick
>So anon how much are you looking to make?
>$16 an hour
>Sorry that is a little on the high side for us

LMFAOOOOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOO

THIS IS A CHEMIST FUCKING POSITION AND YOUR GOING TO TELL ME ITS TOO HIGH TO ASK 16 WHEN THEY ARE ASKING FOR A BACHELORS WITH 2 YEARS EXPERIENCE

I responded back to the fucking guy and said. “ I asked for 16 since target is raising their minimum to 15 next year. If you can’t afford to pay 16 good luck finding another college student who wants to work for less than target.

Cheers!

But on a side note $NIO crashed to like 4.7 today. Might pick up some calls for their earnings soon . Might just be long calls for like 6 that expire 21

>> No.13340640

Hey fucking chemist asshole just say you're a socialist and fucking become a politician. Were looking for more people who want to get free Grant's given to the companies you're applying to then you won't get hourly pay and get salary and fucking who cares the stocks are shit you should have maybe asked what is the going rate for my responsibilities and shown you're not a fucking moron doing it for the pay.

>> No.13340665

>>13340640
>not a moron doing it for the pay

Since when did people actually let themselves get convinced $16 an hour is a lot of money? Thats just above poverty level in my state.

>> No.13340696

>>13340665
>Hulu buysback shares from T
>T still bleeding
Sorry divvychads, but this good for WALTER

I WISH I HAD MORE WAAAAAALTER. I DONT THINK I CAN UNTIL NEXT RECESSION, but they will already be streaming powerhouse by then.

>> No.13340697

>>13340605

Brutal. I thought briefly about being a commercial helicopter pilot once. Turns out after all the flight hours and ratings and all that, entry level pay is garbage. Like your situation, practically minimum wage to start.

>> No.13340702

am i an idiot for putting 8$ an hour towards my 401k?

>> No.13340703

>>13340665
Anyway I don't care if you're even the same damn person of not but you can easily flunk yourself saying things because you brought up your chronic autism or special needs child during a job interview, you should like interview them more than them on you. You don't fucking get it.

>> No.13340707

>>13340702

No. It’s never bad to start investing.

>> No.13340710

Apple should buy Nintendo already

>> No.13340712
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13340712

If BAC pumps tomorrow morning, I'm selling my calls.
If BAC crashes tomorrow, I'll hold as punishment for my foolishness

>> No.13340727

Just suck the guy's cock for the job its like you guys don't have econ degrees

>> No.13340728

>>13340710
Nuuu!
Burgers always ruin based Jap IP!

>> No.13340738

>>13340712
I win either way within a -/+1.5% margin.

>> No.13340749

>>13340738
>27 posts
Get a life, kid

>> No.13340758

>>13340728
I'm not a kid so there's pretty much no way I'm going to shell out 300+ for toys. If Nintendo were on apple products it'd be a good vector for people to buy their software who usually wouldn't

>> No.13340765

>>13340749
Nobody lurks anymore this isn't 2011 incel

>> No.13340770

>>13340765
Have sex

>> No.13340794

>>13340770
Good idea but ima say a muslim or bigger did this shit in france.

>> No.13340800

>>13340665
H1bs

>> No.13340830

>>13340758
>Zelda - Now made by white people!
>mobile game, boomerang is an in-app purchase!
>console game, if you want to unlock Hyrule Kingdom, Zora’s Domain, and the Sharon’s, you’ll have to buy the DLC!
Plz no.

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OP failed to link to the previous /smg/ thread. OP, therefore, a gay. A GAY

>> No.13340974

>>13340830
Japs and Chinks make hardcore money-printing gacha games too dude.

Also you forgot that they would turn Zelda into a mullatoe tranny, Link Hispanic and Ganondorf Aryan.

>> No.13340978

Posts below this line are based penny stocks:

>> No.13341010

>>13340978
GDOT!
Only 6,212 pennies per share!

>>13340974
Kek good point.
Is kingdom hearts very sjw? It’s got collaboration with Disney.

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>>13341010
Some games are garbage and others are amazing apparently. Never got into it because I was never a Disneyfag.

>> No.13341040

Mate we living in late stage capitalism? Should I still contribute to my 401(k)?

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>>13341040
Honestly I'm so convinced that shit's gonna get unbelievably ugly in a few decades/years that I'm not sure why I'm investing in stonks rather than guns, food and metal. Probably because I'm a uni student in an apartment. Is my moolah even gonna be there when the dust settles?

>> No.13341103

>>13341047
>>13341040
The civil war is almost here. Buy gold

>> No.13341135
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13341135

>futures neon green
>vix futures also green
FRENS

>> No.13341169

>>13341040
How excited are you for the post-capitalism transhumanist cyberfuedal society?

>>13341047
I get that feeling sometimes too. But then I think, if I had really “lived through” the Cold War, I’d have been certain that I needed a bomb shelter. And that I would have been seriously worried about Y2K if I weren’t a dumbass little kid.

Rome didn’t fall overnight. The civil war wasn’t an unpredictable sudden event. Maybe the bomb fell on Hiroshima quickly, I don’t know, but I think people are way too invested in what we’ve got going to let it turn to ash.

Just in case the US doesn’t disintegrate tomorrow, I’m going to keep some money in the stork market. Please leave a space in your bomb shelter for me.

>> No.13341173

>>13341169
That's probably a good way to look at it. I'm probably not going to randomly wake up to the fucking city on fire.

>> No.13341205

>>13340206
apple will drop guaranteed

>> No.13341208

>>13341135
FYI same thing happened in 2007. This is extreme late cycle volatility.

Full disclaimer: I'm currently 75% cash.

>> No.13341259

>>13341135
>>13341208

Does this mean cash out?

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>>13341259
IT MEANS WE'RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE

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>>13341208
Look at the VIX you mongaloid
We're around 12, how in the world is that insane volitility

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HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS LATELY!!

Everytime I read through it all I hear is people repeating what they heard from seeking alpha or CNBC.. Fucking hell!! do none of you look for some actual fucking legit stocks or are you all fucking normie retards putting money into your IRA?!?! jesus christ you guys are fucking lame!!!

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>one share of Berkshire Hathaway BRK.A is more than my entire net worth
F-fuck that’s not a good feel.

>>13341298
Why wouldn’t you fund your IRA, unless you’re very young and cashpoor?
Why aren’t you investing in GreenDot?

>> No.13341355

>>13341326
>Why wouldn’t you fund your IRA
because I roll my money around in other investments that aren't normie teir... this thread is getting full of normies. There used to be a time where this thread would mainly only play penny stocks now you have newfags coming in here ""hhuuurr duurr penny stocks are scary hhuurr duuur i'm a big pussy hhuurr duurr"

If i wanted to talk about lame ass fucking stocks i'll go hang out with my grandpa

>> No.13341366

>>13337257
i was in the other dead thread

fucking retard made a thread for no reason

check here >13339786

idk whats going on desu

it has to be insiders

>> No.13341381

>>13341355
thats a great impression of crypto and /r/wsb!

>> No.13341402

Down $100 with just under to $1600 invest. How can I recover my losses fast?

>> No.13341404

Repost for poorfags and agelets under 21. Recipe for alcohol at home: Any juice will work. Grape juice always works better. Glass is the best taste wise and no particulates.
2 L juice room temperatue.
300 ML table sugar
1 packet bread yeast
Pour out about half of the juice. Add sugar and shake until it's mostly dissolved. Add juice until it's about four inches from the top of the container. Pitch the whole packet of yeast into the juice. Let it sit out for 24 hrs. After 24 hrs check to make sure it's bubbling. Then place either cap loosely back on the bottle, or cover it with something that allows air to escape. Some people use balloon with a hole poked in it, but I'm allergic to latex and that's kind of gross.i just place a coffee filter over it.
Place the bottle in a dark spot with some airflow, and don't disturb for 7 days.
Now pour into a second container, called racking, use a splatter screen or fine mesh strainer to catch the lees.
From the second container, let sit for two weeks again in darkness, covered. Strain a second time. It's should be mostly clear at that point and decent strength. You can add sugar at any point to add alcohol, but sometimes yeast can be finicky. A lot of resources exist for brewing this. It's called Hooch.
You can increase the recipe/use frozen cans of juice to increase production and reduce cost.
Juices I have fermented: grape, Apple, cherry, mango, peach, guava, kilju, lemonade, limeade, strawberry, blueberry-blackberry-acai, other combination berry, cranberry. I like guava and grape the best. Tastes cleaner than wine and the more you rack it the better it flavors. You can get alcohol content pretty high, but too much sugar inhibits fermentation, so you have to be careful and not add more at the beginning over what's in the recipe. There's a lot of sugar in grape juice already.

>> No.13341416

>>13341355
>i'll go hang out with my grandpa
In hell?

>> No.13341435

>>13341298
Wow thanks for improving it

>> No.13341447

>>13341416
wtf are you talking about?!?

>>13341435
HEY!!! cool ID

>> No.13341466

>>13341447
I can't wait to report you for off topic posting do you get banned again

>> No.13341489 [DELETED] 

>>13341466
thanks for re-assuring my point that this thread is getting overloaded with normies.

Keep posting about your lame ass VIX though you fucking normie

>> No.13341503

Stock Shiller, shill me your most bullish stock.

I’m going to trade, and I need only the best theses.

>> No.13341506

>>13338544
no. fuck off.

Gay stock.. fucking lame as fuck.. holy shit. let me guess.. you've been reading a lot of seeking alpha lately?

>> No.13341516

>>13338544
I fucking miss uboachan and RPG maker games.

I forgot to reply but thank you for this sexy dream-jounaller.

>> No.13341530

>>13341503
Long
C
I

Short
p
r
i
n
t

LCI is building up to a short squeeze. It just announced that it is going to be selling generic adderall.. it has many drugs in the pipe line that are going to be announced (catalyst) It also has been reducing expenses and paying debt off early. Shorts have been betting on a BK but thats not going to happen. the last couple of Conference calls the CEO confirmed that they have plenty of runway when it comes to debt.. pretty much shorts whole theory of bk is fucked

LCI is turning into a lean mean drug selling machine.

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>>13334882
/smg/ in a nutshell

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Is the biotech slam going to keep going? Maybe I should pick up LABD for tomorrow, could offset my losses.

What’s the next election casualty? Can someone get trump to start making shit up about amazon again?

>>13341576
>/smg/ is reposted images of attentionwhoring whores telling stories about things that never ever happened.

No, I don’t think that’s what this thread is like.

There’s is a lot of larping though.

Also, What the hell is up with Jack Ma’s head?!

>> No.13341616
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>>13341576
She should short her life desu

>> No.13341743 [DELETED] 

>>13341616
Shorting Frenchmen and Catholics are something we should do, and I want an international coalition to raid the Vatican because of rapes and fuck you.

>> No.13341764

>>13341743
>tfw all of our tripfags are losing their minds, faking their own deaths, posting drunken screeds, or just shitposting about shitposts.

Are you saying this is revenge for all of the children raked by the Catholic Church, or something about rapist refugees, or what?

>> No.13341769

Wait I don't need to lie to you, I never died, I had 14 or so drinks and I'm fucking drinking my own bottle past last call after shit is all done, but a cruise and its umm rocking and rolling the boat shifts and its probably the best feeling you've had since rocked in a cradle but I'm still short spy.

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>>13341743
The Catholic Church is the whore of Babylon, so I will join your righteous crusade

>> No.13341784

>>13341770
No... the problem is within France and in their culture... bist von die foyer night wins fowem

>> No.13341788

>>13341770
Uhh fuck auto correct, I cant help anybody... I want to drink and all the bars are closed.

>> No.13341805

So all I have to say about notredam as a man who saw it. I respectfully lit a candle in the motherfucker... it burned to the ground and niggers and muslims are the root cause. The big one is coming next.

>> No.13341821

France should suck q giant cock. J'aime bien mas merde

>> No.13341836

I'm sorry I'm going to mexico

>> No.13341859

>Ctrl + f TSLA
>0 results

the fuck?

>> No.13341866
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13341866

The NIGGERS who have been posting about df since 10$ a share are still here
oh no.....

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>>13341770
You have to be invited and refused 3 times before you can become a person of my faith... leadership looks for more reasons to say no, I cant help you because as a man who left too much.. I still search for more. Look at me ffs...

>> No.13341916

>>13341866
Have you recovered since the volatility short shill... I was thinking about you

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>>13341869
what happened to your jovial smile from that pic of you on the bed? Cheer up!

>> No.13341924

The infinity mirrors had to show you how cool and luxurious it can be.

>> No.13341936

>>13341866
Missed you dude... fuck France and paris... I was watching faggot shep he cut a politician off because politics, but bloggers and muslims did this to Catholicism and french people.

>> No.13341943

I said niggers not noggers or what ever I've not had enough drinks for my package

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>>13341869
JUST

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Bloggers biggers fuck it this church survived several foreign occupations but their it will never be rebuilt because how fucked France is.... fuck it.

>> No.13341999

>>13340605
You are a moron. They could find another student for 12. Why? Because someone else out there has the foresight to take a job for the experience and resume, and not bitch over a couple of dollars an hour difference.

>> No.13342000

>>13336945
What are you going to do about it white boi
HUEHUEHUEHUE

>> No.13342003

>>13340605
the absolute state of science undergrads

>> No.13342057

$TEAM

>> No.13342107

Futures, "Boom"

>> No.13342189

>>13342107
Stay, market, Stay.

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>>13341999
Trips of truth

>> No.13342995

I'm getting off this fucking boat.. fuck this shit.

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>>13342995
stay on the boat

UNH beat earnings, looking good for open:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-unitedhealth-results/unitedhealth-beats-first-quarter-profit-estimates-raises-2019-forecast-idUSKCN1RS0UC

>> No.13343036

>>13342995
>>13342995
Good choice, full moon getting close
>maximum disharmony
>easter tricks
>deja vu

>> No.13343041

>>13343036
the boat is not a metaphor
the boat is a real boat
stay
on
the
boat

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>> No.13343107

JNJ BLK BAC UNH all beat earnings

>> No.13343126

>>13341404
>bread yeast
Nigger it isn’t hard to find real yeast, this is just depressing.

>> No.13343215

>>13343126
>real yeast
if you use the special bread yeast for sweet doughs it's basically no diffrent to the kind traditionally used in brewing. A mushroom is a mushroom y'know?

>inb4 taste
Nigga we just tryna get drunk

>> No.13343271

>>13343041
The boat is worse than the s and p futures. Fuck this I'm getting off the boat and leaving all my shit on board and fuck em

>> No.13343355

>>13343215
You can get champagne yeast for like 10 cents a pack and it'll carry you to 16-17% alcohol if there's enough sugar for it. Bread yeast can't take it past 9-10% max. If you want to get really drunk you should throw in some more sugar and spend two nickels on good yeast.

>there is only one yeast, the yeast yeast

>> No.13343385

Buy PLUG.

>> No.13343386

Ww3 incoming. Vix calls for easiest worthless shekels ever.

>> No.13343427

who here has peanus weenus stock?

>> No.13343443

>>13343355
>Can't take it past 9-10% max
That's where you're wrong. I will try some different strains once I get bored. Bread yeast is working deliciously.

>> No.13343555

>>13341402
You be patient. 100 off 1600 is nothing at all.

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>>13341612
I think we will be at most sideways. I was looking at ibb and it was on its way back up towards end of the day. I'm fully stocked on what I wanted to be though, so I'm looking forward to the rest of the week

>> No.13343644

BAC and JNJ beat earnings so badly it had to walk them to the school nurse

Futures are parabolic, for a given value of x.

>>13343571
Like what?

>> No.13343693

>>13343644
I got back into NVTA since I think genetic testing for diseases is really going to take off and the stock itself has been doing well enough. I think this is still a good price point to get in but might want to watch to see how the market is doing today.

>> No.13343769

>>13341402

>Crying and panicking over (-6.25%)

Kek. You're in the wrong game if you can't wait out a minor paper loss, my friend. Quit being a faggot.

>> No.13343777

>>13343427

I'm long penis.

>> No.13343809

>>13341999
People with a bachelors in chemistry working for 12 an hour no 401k in NJ

Thats not even 25k PRE TAX

No one who went to college for four years is working that. My fellow chemistry majors are already at target making more with more room to move up in the company than slave labor in a lab

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two things I'm dealing with on this pleasant morning

1. for some reason I'm not very critical of the market at all, everything I see looks like a buy to me. I just want to buy everything
this indicates (to me) that it's about time to look for an exit, but I'm feeling the greed: I want that last juicy pump to raise all my positions before I start selling.
JNUG is getting murdered, I just want to buy a lot of it

2. every time I see a picture of that young congresswoman Alexandria, I just want to go to town on her mouth. Like I just want her to sit there and let me rub my hog all over her face. I don't know if that is normal or not

>> No.13343830

I'm five shots drinking and the market isn't open fuck this shit.

>> No.13343839

>>13343427
>peanus weenus in 2019
The future is feminine bepis

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>>13343809
12/hr for higher education is piss awful. I work at a whole foods and make 15·50 an hour. I have a mechanical engineering degree though and only make 18/hr and the only job I could find was in the telecom industry which does suck ass though, but I need the experience and there is enough growth for me that I can stick it out if I can't find a better job.

But 12/hr isn't worth anybodys time for higher education. That's just too low for a graduate, hence why we need to stop letting companies import pajeet to do this work

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>>13343816
she looks like a horse.

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Hope you didn't fall for their tricks and bought GE goyim

>> No.13343882

>>13343858
I know
when those teeth come out it gets real scary
but I'm more animal than man, I can't decide what urges I get

>> No.13343899

>>13343865
>implying this saves GE
that 33 dollar stocktwit number was a glitch you know that right? if you're stupid enough to hold GE for the weak dividend sorry you deserve to lose money

>> No.13343926

What's today's non-meme stock?

>> No.13343935

>>13343853
Its more of they have no incentive.

People seem to forget when Trump was proposing the tax cuts there were plenty of articles about companies not willing to give their wageslaves even a 1,000 bonus when the tax laws would save the company billions in taxes. Trump had to convince them to adleast give them back 1,000 in bonuses.

I’m seeing 40 year old couples move back into their parents house next door. The fucking people across from me are two millennials who also moved back into their parents house as well last june

Told my grandma if I never went to college and put the entirety of what I would of paid in tuition into the s&p500 I would of had a retirement account bigger than most people in their 50s after four years. The stock market pays the job market doesn’t

>> No.13343938

>>13343865
I have some in my trad IRA.
Thanks anon

>>13343899
>Don't buy the company that pretty much has a monopoly on US energy by the U.S. government.

>> No.13343954

>tfw got out of PLUG before it went back to dropping like hell again.

>> No.13343962

>>13343899
You're a fucking retard if you don't see what's going on with GE. Every single time one of these dumb boomers at the top crash their price, GE has gone back up. Every. Single. Time. It's the boogeyman of the week because these dumb news sites need somebody to bully. But the reality is that the new CEO isn't just waiting with his thumb up his ass, there is already a strong sentiment to invest in their energy and engineering divisions. Tusa can suck my dick i bet he bought a bunch when he said the company was done for too.

>> No.13343965

>>13343938
You know who else has a monopoly? PCG and they aren’t even close to the amount of debt that GE is in GE isn’t going up for years dude it’ll stay 8-11 bucks a share until spinoffs can get it back on track don’t delude yourself baggie

>> No.13344014

>>13343954
joke is on you PLUG is going to 4 EOY. I'm a little salty I'm still in LPTX though since it fucking tombstoned.

>> No.13344018

>>13343816

You need to do something to shut her up.

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13344032

wtf happened to SNH? I haven't been keeping an eye on my stuff, it fucking cratered and I can't find out why.

>> No.13344046

>>13344018
man it's not even like that
obviously I'm not a big fan of her voice or the things she says
but the way I feel is purely based on the visual, material world
I just have a need to physically interact with certain objects in certain ways

>>13344032
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4253160-senior-housing-properties-slashes-dividend-save-five-star-senior-living

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ITS A GOOD TUESDAY MATES

>> No.13344083

>>13344061
Not for me. Looks like biotechs aren't quite done taking a big shit on my chest

>> No.13344087

You didn't buy ARQL?

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>>13343954
Probably wise to buy this PLUG dip then and hodl I smell a squeeeeeeeezzzzeeeee coming

>> No.13344114

>>13344083
speaking of biotechs, CRISPR is blowing up today

https://yaledailynews.com/blog/2019/04/16/new-crispr-tool-detects-the-spread-of-cancer/

It's dragging my EDIT up with it, but not my SGMO

>> No.13344122

>>13343926
$TEAM

>> No.13344135

>>13344046
>https://seekingalpha.com/article/4253160-senior-housing-properties-slashes-dividend-save-five-star-senior-living

God damn it. I liked those fat dividends. Well, guess I'll hold for now since I think long-term it'll right itself.

>> No.13344140

YVR

>> No.13344166

tempted to throw a couple yang at BILI. I don't want to be an old boomer kicking myself for not buying a chink anime company under $20. this may be the last opportunity we have to buy it this cheap
I need someone to analyze the quality of their product, I'm out of touch with what the 'kids' think is 'cool' these days

>> No.13344196

>>13344166
money is in merchandising and licensing, not content. How much plastic shit are they pumping out like funko pop characters?

>> No.13344245

>>13344196
man tell that to NFLX AAPL AMZN or DIS when they start buying out anime studios for 10's of billions
or when BILI buys all of them : ^)
I don't watch Chinese anime, and I think the chink/Korean webcomic format is annoying, but I think BILI has room to run
Wish I would have bought under $15 last year, but that was before I really started RH'ing

>> No.13344286

friday and monday someone was unloading a shitload of YVR

today its calm

is it over?

>> No.13344318

>>13334882
Bud id's Tuesday :D

>> No.13344343

IF YOU DIDNT MAX YOUR 2018 IRA YOU WONT MAKE IT

LMAO, its like just invest bros its only $6,000 annually now, find that in cash and invest

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give me the stinky deets on IP
buy y/n

>> No.13344359

YVR back up to 3

hold me hand

>> No.13344386

YVR ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.13344400

AMRS
SESN

very green - do I take the profits and run? Or hold for glory?

>> No.13344418

>>13344166
BILI has a monopoly in china no competition. also they are expanding internationally and zero debt.

https://store.steampowered.com/publisher/bilibili

https://myanimelist.net/anime/producer/1414/bilibili


The CEO is literally our guy too. He has a picture of Kirino in his official social media.

https://www.weibo.com/ruich97?refer_flag=1005050003_

>> No.13344449

Inb4 two threads again

>> No.13344452

Take profits from FB 4/26 calls or keep holding?

>> No.13344499

EA getting beaten down

>> No.13344501

Bernie has demolished healthcare stocks.

>> No.13344506

Anyone buying puts for NFLX? I'm too scared

>> No.13344514
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13344514

Wat happened?

>> No.13344526

>>13344514
You're feeling the bern

>> No.13344539

>>13344506
I usually love shorting NFLX, but I don't think they'll disappoint or surprise on their earnings. around 350-360 seems normal for them

>>13344514
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucejapsen/2019/04/16/after-bernies-tweet-unitedhealths-ceo-describes-wholesale-disruption-of-certain-medicare-proposals/#677723c77beb

helpful boomer doesn't want to wait to be president to ruin the economy
free everything !

>> No.13344553

>>13344526
That commie cocksucker!!!!

>> No.13344566

YVR insider selloff is over

get in on the cheapie

>> No.13344606

>>13344400
Same situation for me with SESN. Thanks to ever shilled that shit on here

>> No.13344611

What to buy I'm confused.

>> No.13344643

UNH was supposed too moon! Fuck! Losing all my money.....

>> No.13344653

>>13336429
Based how young are we talking about?

>> No.13344654

>>13344566
Why would i want to be in this? I don't see a future.

>> No.13344662

>>13335693
>massive insider selling


short that shit.

>> No.13344666

>>13344654
t. repher holder

>> No.13344679

>>13344653
Get a job by at least 6 and max out your IRA. You can save a lot of money by staying home with parents while you work through your childhood. You could be retired by at least 40 this way.

>>13344643
Better take yourself to the Bern ward.

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> mfw i missed the amrs train again even though the guy told us to get in again yesterday.

>> No.13344699

>>13344685
the price target is like 10 dollars short term dude its still in an insane dip.

>> No.13344714

>>13343853
What I'm saying is the money isn't the point. Its piss awful because its fucking entry level, and all entry level jobs suck. Why? Because there's a dickmillion students with degrees youre competing with. But the money's not the point, because in a couple years you'll be making way more than you ever could at Target. It's an investment. When you get experience, you get leverage because then people actually want you.

The first job I had in my field paid 14 an hour, in one of the highest cost of living cities in the US. I had to take more work alongside my full time job to just pay rent. It sucked balls, but within a year I was making almost twice as much, and got me on a solid career path.

So dont be a stuck up cunt. You went to college, you didnt fucking spilt the atom.

>> No.13344715

I need to bounce back. Can anyone recommend a stock?

>> No.13344722

>>13344715
$4 GALT calls

>> No.13344733

>>13344715
as I just said above, anyone not a few thousand in AMRS right now is an idiot.
Im up to 36k worth accumulated.

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13344745

>investor not impressed by this.

>> No.13344775

>>13344745
I think I passed a few of those on my commute this morning. Oh wait, that's a new car?

>> No.13344787

>euro is kill
>no

>> No.13344790

>>13344722
When?

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FUCK BAC

>> No.13344809

>>13344733
What calls should I get?

>> No.13344821

>PRPO

HODL.

>> No.13344824

>>13344714
>You went to college, you didnt fucking spilt the atom.

in fact, I was a nuclear engineering major at a school with a research reactor, so I did operate (bring the reactor up to a critical level). In this case I was actually splitting the nuclei of many many atoms per seconds.
I'm not that other poster you were replying to though

>>13344745
not impressive

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>>13344775
>Oh wait, that's a new car?

yes is the rival to the Tesla Model 3

>> No.13344851

Is buying 100 shares of VYM and then DRIPing the dividends a waste of time

>> No.13344852

>>13344849
>>13344849
>>13344849

new thread

>>13344849
>>13344849
>>13344849

>> No.13344955

>>13344714
>dont be a stuck up cunt.
Kids these days thinking a single person with a college degree shouldn't need two jobs just to pay rent. The nerve!

>> No.13344961

>>13344745
Literally a peugeot 508 gt with a shittier frontal part. Not interesting at all

>> No.13345207

>>13344955
You know how much ass I have to kiss and hats I have to change to get work. Fucking morons never change.