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In 36 hours, it will be announced Mainnet is delayed do to massive fainlures in security audit.

It seems there was a backdoor that used floating point buffer overflows to skim fractions of a penny off of every LINK transaction and send them to a specific wallet.

This wallet was tracked and found to be Sergeys personal wallet for purchasing Big Macs

We currently have him distracted with copious amounts of Jagermeister and Thai Lady Boys so we can go in and fix this code release mainnet in a few weeks

>> No.13325499

all of you do cunts realise this won't even pump on mainnet, right?

it's not 2017

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>>13325489
It is known

>> No.13325547

>>13325513
Why do you think it will be realized at the conference you show?

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>>13325547
Simple. It is known

>> No.13325740

>>13325489
This would unironically be a pretty sick remake of office space

>> No.13325784

>>13325556
16th April is known

>> No.13325828

>>13325489
>fainlures
Underrated

>> No.13326419

>>13325499
What caused the 2017 bullrun? Ethereum's smart contracts.
They were literally useless, only used to issue scam tokens stored in your ether wallet.
Chainlink will finally fix this issue and make smart contracts usable. It's unironically potentially a trillion dollar market.