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13321818 No.13321818 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw became a 35 year old virgin today, kisless virgin actually
>tfw no amount of money will ever buy you back the prime of your youth and all of the good things of the human experience you have forever missed out on.

>> No.13321851

>>13321818
I'm 24 and want to die. Not a virgin but it doesn't matter.

>> No.13321860

>>13321818
meh

>> No.13321862

>>13321818
same here except i actually did manage to kiss and get head a few times.

>> No.13321971

>>13321818
bro when you finally get it it's going to feel better for you than it will for anyone else. Trust, it's like building up the anticipation for 35 fucking years. You're gonna have the best nut of your life. Don't think about things you missed out on because what did happen was the only thing that could have happened and it all leads you to the present moment.

The rest of your life starts now. Next time you go outside, say one word to a woman. I suggest hello. Just see what happpens. If the convo stops or gets awkward, reflect on why and learn something for next time. Eventually you will have a non autism convo with a 7/10 workaholic cutie and then youre going to say

>ok anonina, I gotta go but put your number in my phone because I'd like to ask you out for a drink

then eventually after getting some numbers you will learn to wait literally like 11+ days before texting her back and then ask her availability after chatting about bs for a couple texts. if she gives hers, make a date for that time.

It's gonna happen bro but you need to release yourself from the despair of thinking you wasted your time. You didn't, it all leads to the present moment.

>> No.13321993
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13321993

>>13321818
Just wait til you turn 40...it gets worse...much worse

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>>13321971

>> No.13322028

It will retard, stem cell anti aging tech

>> No.13322029

>>13321993
it's an easy fix though. you can just pay call girls. as for finding a life mate. that shit is overrated anyway. it's what every man wants and rarely lasts.

>> No.13322030

>>13321971
Great advice.
I'd suggest: "We should go for a drink sometime. What's your number."
Easier.
Don't bother waiting too long to send the first text if you're cold approaching.
Also remember all women are whores who want to be led.
>>13321993
I don't believe you. A relative of mine in his 50's just got hitched and had a couple of kids after years and years of being a bachelor.

>> No.13322472

>>13321818

This board is so pathetic

>> No.13322487

>>13322028
we all like to think that. Not going to happen.

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13322498

>>13322028

yea thats why multi-billionaires always look youthful and never die

>> No.13322503

Even being poor I thank my dad (doesnt even know him) for give me atleast some genetics.
Had gfs, they paid shit to me, had normal experiences.

Sorry for you op, call me a monkey if this make you feel better..

>> No.13322978

>>13322472
You have to go back

>> No.13323974

>>13322503
you are a little faggot that wants pity and approvement from others all the time here but can't tell anything useful or encouraging to anon besides humblebragging about being thankful for your "good looks".
think about it you third world dwelling faggot, and no I'm not gonna call you a monkey because monkeys aren't such self-centered pieces of shit.
have a nice day

>> No.13323982

>>13322503
Are those monkey sounds I hear? Speak up.