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[Anonymous No.13321423]



I groped a woman on the skytrain before getting off. I had never felt a breast in my entire life and I saw this really fat chubby just standing there so before the doors opened I pushed and squeezed into her breast. It felt amazing. I then ran as fast and as far away as I could. Good thing it was at one of the more secluded skytrain stops so there weren't any transit police there to stop me. I was wearing sunglasses and a hoodie so there's no way anyone will ever know that I did it. I made sure to not touch any hand rails or anything else when I was running away. I've already driven out to the river and tossed the clothes that I was wearing into a garbage bag and thrown it down stream. I really fucking loved the feeling of the breast and I am hoping one day I can lose my virginity. I'm very nervous around women so I will probably remain a Virgin for some time now. The overall rush of running away was much more exciting than the touching of the tit. Whats the most exciting thing you guys have ever done?

[Anonymous No.13321435]

>>13321423

[Anonymous No.13321508]

>>13321423
i bought link

[Anonymous No.13321520]

>>13321423
last time i touched breasts, george bush was president of the usa.

[Anonymous No.13321540]

>>13321423
Kudos anon.

Just lost my virginity at a frat party to some sorority chick. She was passed out but whatever still counts.

[Anonymous No.13321573]

>>13321423
Hope this feeling gave some powers to you, so you could start doing some work on yourself.

[Anonymous No.13321574]

>>13321423
Well I got laid last night, that was nice.

Downhill skateboarding pack runs are some of the most fun I've ever had.

Riding my CBR600, keeping the throttle wide open around a sweeping blind turn at ~140 was a hell of a rush. I kind of miss that secluded top speed spot, but I live in a city with a no chase policy for bikes and that's pretty cash.

First ever pentakill in LoL was nice.

I jumped our family's jet ski high as fuck one time, no shit got two seconds of airtime and damn near smashed my head on the bars on landing lol

Opening my crypto accounts after two months on a FOB in fall 2017 was exciting.

Glad to hear you got a rush op. Just remember that IRL is ten times better than anything you see or do online.

[Anonymous No.13321728]

>>13321520

obama's first term here

[Anonymous No.13321757]

Good job fren, now you need to rape some thot to make it to the next level.

[Anonymous No.13321768]

>>13321423
what does it feel like fren?

[Anonymous No.13321776]

>>13321520
>>13321728
i've had regular sex with a 21 y/o cheerleader up until 1 month ago

[Anonymous No.13321816]

>Whats the most exciting thing you guys have ever done?

I rubbed and fingered my gf's pussy on the back seats of a car while her parents were driving.

[Anonymous No.13321896]

>>13321776
Do you think she went a day without it? They say most girls last a week then move on.

[Anonymous No.13321925]

>>13321423
Was at a weekend getaway with my campus church group. The theme was the holy spirit. At one point we had a discussion about what we learned. I said that I've been withholding masturbation and ejaculation for 93 days and not fornicating or looking at porn. I explained that the holy spirit was precious and that my choice not to emit my holy spirit was what god wanted for me and he gave me extra energy because of it. Anyways, it got my adrenaline going a lot because the Christians were not expecting such an explanation or someone to come off as autistic as I probably did. The energy in the room was crazy but I said it monotone with straight face.

Btw op, there's no need to be that much of a fucking spaz. Just take the train at rush hour when it's PACKED and manouver yourself so youre griding your pelvis into the back of a woman. They are whores and love feeling erect dick on them during a commute.

[Anonymous No.13321949]

>>13321423
I'm that womans, you are in big brouble

[Anonymous No.13321980]

>>13321816
I've always found doing things like that are better than sex. You'll forget the countless times you had sex but always remember her showing you her boob in synagogue.

[Anonymous No.13321990]

>>13321423
just pay for a hooker you stupid fuck instead of sexually assault women. one day you'll be caught and beat up in jail when other inmates knew what you did

[Anonymous No.13321998]

>>13321990
If he gets caught with a hooker then he can too.

Tip get a handjon from yourself

[Anonymous No.13322014]

>>13321540
She was asking for it!

[Anonymous No.13322015]

>>13321998
1. it's legal in other countries
2. tons of hookers in the usa
3. eccie / preferred411 / theeroticreview is where they are. everybody is making sure nobody is a cop.

[Anonymous No.13322049]

Fighting in a TKD tournament when I was a kid, had this guy who was a little bigger than me, so I felt ok about wailing on him. Every time I hit him, it fucking C O N N E C T E D and the crowd went wild.

Time was running out on the clock and I tried to dash in for a fast kick to the chest but he kicked me in the leg when I was coming at him. Got internal bleeding in my leg from that hit but I got a gold medal that day.

I also fucked my current girl in the ass in a public restroom, that was cool too.

[Anonymous No.13322095]

>>13322014
Hole is hole right? It's not like she's gonna remember anyway.

[Anonymous No.13323058]

>>13321423
>damaging the mental state of another being
>not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.13323069]

>>13323058
and this is why incels remain incels. zero self awareness to see how their actions indirectly (in this case directly) effect others

[Anonymous No.13323140]

>>13321423
Boring old copypasta. This board is so pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13323158]

>>13321520
>he has had sex

[Anonymous No.13323163]

>>13323069
Honestly, I had one love, I fucked her when she was passed out once off valium (she was half awake and remembered in the morning)we dated for 2 years and after that she never forgave me, she was the one and I threw it all away for 5 minutes of hell karmic pleasure. Thank fuck she never called me out but I still live with the burden of hurting the only human being I will ever love, we still hang out from time to time but thats only because of the pitty she feels from me. I write this so no anon makes the same mistake. Have a wank instead of raping someone its as simple as that.
>feels bad man

[Anonymous No.13323627]

>>13323163
Maybe try getting a girlfriend that is cool with you slipping it to her while she is passed out? None of my serious girlfriends ever had a problem with that, in fact they usually started kinda getting off on it.

[Anonymous No.13323651]

>>13323163
lol the story doesnt add up, u raped her then dated 2 years. Then she did not forgive u, ok anon hentai is not real life.

[Anonymous No.13323658]

>>13321423
What did it feel like?

[Anonymous No.13323666]

>>13321574
What champ was your first penta? Mine was Lucian

[Anonymous No.13323678]

>>13321990
>>13323058
>>13323069
>fags bitching about OP touching a boob
>omg those stupid incels, why can't they be more moral like me even though I actually raped a girl in her sleep?
Are you shittin' me nigger? Stop confusing your shitty life with doujins.

[Anonymous No.13323679]

Littering, fucking fuck OP. How could you throw garbage into the river.

[Anonymous No.13323826]

>>13323679
Exactly. OP a degenerate

[Anonymous No.13323940]

>>13321423
Ur a piece of crap. The lowest of the low and dirtier than the grime underneath my shoe. I'll tell you this much: If I saw you grab a woman breast I'd knock you out until you were left seeing stars. It's perverts like you which gives people like me a reason for being.

[Anonymous No.13323950]

>>13323651

Not that anon, but I think he meant he was dating for 2 years when he raped her. Then she finished with him.

[Anonymous No.13323959]

>>13321423
Dudes like you make me worry about my girl being out alone. Black dude followed her around the whole grocery store, she had to ask security to walk her to her car. guys out there will do some creepy shit

[Anonymous No.13324023]

>>13323940
Chill out, she probably enjoyed it as much as OP did, and if he wasn't such a stuttering autist he could have gotten her number afterwards and smashed how she actually wanted.

>>13323959
Key words here: black dude.

[Anonymous No.13324102]

>>13321423
Just hire a proper prostitute instead of molesting random people. Besides this sex is kinda overrated but I did get part of my dick sliced off when I was young.

[Anonymous No.13324254]

>>13321816
#metoo while carrying on a convo with her mother LOL

[Anonymous No.13324272]

>all those replies to a <1 year old pasta
based OP outing newfags so we know the bull run is coming

[Anonymous No.13324282]

>>13321423
>everyone itt responding to pasta