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>tfw no gf

>> No.13309898
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>>13309880
you will never have gf

>> No.13309902

>>13309880
gf is a waste of money

>> No.13309907

>>13309880
need a bull market to happen and then we'll all have girlfriends. even the ugly ones.

>> No.13309915

>>13309902
its actually a waste of time

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>>13309898
who needs a (((girl)) friend anyway?

>> No.13309927
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13309927

>tfw haven’t been in a relationship in 8 years

>> No.13309926

>>13309915
it's a waste of
- money
- time
- life
- opportunities
there is no worse investment than a gf

>> No.13309948

>>13309880

I've fucked more than 30+ women in my life (and two men) and I have to say the only problem with being a virgin is that you have this miscoception that life gets better when you stick your dick in a hole of a living human.

It doesn't. In fact, I'd say some of these people almost caused me to die on more than one occasion and some of them were more of a drain on my money than I should have let them get away with.

Anyways... Just focous on the money and find and mid-tier bitch. Not ugly enough to make you gag but not pretty enough to talk you into doing things you shouldn't be doing.

Bonus points if she is a thicc chubby.

You grow into it.

>> No.13309963

>>13309927
I feel you. Aside from one I don't really count, it's been 6.5 years.

Learning to find happiness in singledom by embracing who I am, what I am good at and developing friendships with mutually supportive friends.

>> No.13310005

>>13309880

Don't worry about it OP. I used to worry about it all the time. Then I finally met a girl I really liked and now I do not need other girls any more. Just keep on going on OP, eventually youll find a girl you really like.

>> No.13310008

women are a fucking meme. I'm an aspie but good looking enough to have always had decent looking women, and its more trouble than its worth. waste of time and drain on resources. pro tip - a gf isn't going to be all walking down the beach and cuddling in bed together. maybe a bit, but its going to be way more WHY DONT YOU TAKE ME ANYWHERE :'( OMG I WANT TO GO DANCINGGGG and also sex is overrated as fuck.

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>>13309880

>> No.13310093

>>13309948
>(and two men)

You sure it was you who fucked them? Sure you didn't experiment with being the receiver instead of the giver?

>> No.13310095

>>13309880

I entered a long position in your Mom last night.

>> No.13310184

>>13310095
I heard with hot moms it can be easy to get liquidated or accidentally have a stop loss triggered.

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>> No.13310253

The Theranos woman is the only woman I'd actually give up stuff for.

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>not owning vic girl

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>>13309880
I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /biz/. This isn't "make it" culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for BUSINESS AND FINANCE, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are coins pumping right now. "But I don't own that coin, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. "Make it" culture my fucking ass.

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>>13309880
>tfw have had around ~4 gfs since college
>tfw was only in love with 1 of them
>tfw have been single now for half a year
>tfw realize that if I had settled down with any of my exes it would have 100% ended in divorce

sometimes being single is necessary and sobering, bros

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>>13309880
>tfw i will never rub the feet of a sexy british mommy and talk distributed ledger technology with her
Might as well end it all.

>> No.13310320

>>13309917
do want

>> No.13310318

>>13310285
> implying any person on this board will ever make it

>> No.13310348

>>13310285
Yeah, it's pretty lame. Rename this place Finance and Diary Posts.

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>>13310285
>come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute
Anon, 80% of threads here are low-effort shills or shitposts. Same goes for your comment btw. 0 added value.

>> No.13310360

>>13310308
Don't let your memes be dreams anon it's not too late

>> No.13310370

>>13310285
We talk about this shit here because we need like minded individuals who will give us a business perspective. You can hide the thread and there are better memes in here than any CSW shill thread so go cry about those instead.

>> No.13310376

>>13309880
All women do is expect things from you. Women are also expensive. Trust me, once you get one, you’ll be searching for freedom as soon as you bust the nut.

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>>13309880
>tfw no fuck buddy

>> No.13310586

>>13309948
>having to ""grow into it""

Fuck off beta fag

>> No.13310603

>asking for permissions to hug a prostitute
>tfw even prostitutes are disgusted by my nice-guy mannerisms

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>loan my gf out to get better deals
>actually profit
>her self esteem is utterly shattered and she's an alcoholic trainwreck now

>> No.13310722

>>13310603
>c-can i hug you

How much did you pay for the experience. Was it worth it.

>> No.13310817
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>tfw can't feel feels

>> No.13310863

Anyone telling you, you don't need gf is a massive coping fag. Having a beautiful woman to share a bed and to go out is the best bullish signal in life. Months without it felt like tourture, them lips, dat puss smell etc.
Don't buy into 'being alone and happy' faggotry

>> No.13310891

>>13309948
>>13310008
Self ejaculating faggots

>> No.13310961

>>13310722
It was worth it because the escort was very young, slender with a very nice set of tits. Returned to her a couple of times. The price was slightly below market price for my area.

>prostitute has both nipples pierced at roughly 20 yo
>'can I hug you?'
How do I stop being so beta.

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>tfw no lgf

>> No.13310988

>>13310008
s-stop it... :'(

>> No.13310990

>>13309948
We are giving bonus points to men that settle for obese women now? Times really have changed