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>literally fapping at work right now

>> No.13309890

>>13309871
kek, retard, pics or you are larping

>> No.13309895

>>13309871
>not filling the soap jar with cum
You've got alot to learn

>> No.13309914

>>13309890
Relax, he's probably in a bathroom stall jerking off to the guy next to him's piss sounds.

>> No.13309931

>>13309871
> fapping at work and sharing it on biz
you're doing good anon
Tell us the first coin to go all in pls

>> No.13309946

>>13309895
>the victim unknowingly drank semen placed in her cup.

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/12/28/man-who-put-his-semen-in-co-workers-water-bottle-has-appeal-rejected/

>> No.13309993

>>13309946
How would they find out it was him tho, also that's going a bit risky filling up the bathroom soap jar with semen wouldn't get you caught semen smell can be easily confused with some cleaning product in the bathroom and nobody is gonna taste soap

>> No.13310015

>>13309993
>and nobody is gonna taste soap

Don't underestimate retards like OP.

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>>13309993

>NOBODY
You must be new here.

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>>13309871

>Be me 25yo waking up at 4 am for 2 weeks from monday thru wednesday
> Comute for an hour to job starts at 6 am
> do Job till 9 am
> sleep from 9 to 2pm
> last hour send back all Documents without any stress
> 3pm end of work , shower for free at work
> comute half an hour back because express train driving at that very hour but not early in the morning
>me has basically enough energy to do everything i want.
>only nightshifts every three weeks sux but its ok
>live with parents paying rent
> if everything goes well gonna have 100k€ with 28y
>planing on retiring as soon as possible , investing 70% of my earnings in stocks bonds and etc

>> No.13310499

>>13310391
Are you me?

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>>13309946
>The victim testified that while she was working in Newport Beach, she left her water bottle at work on a Friday in January 2010 and when she returned on Monday, she noticed a foul taste that seemed like semen when she drank from the bottle. She again tasted semen in her water on April 6, 2010. She took the bottle to a laboratory to have it tested. When the test showed there was semen in the water, Orange detectives questioned the company’s employees.
>she noticed a foul taste that seemed like semen
>She again tasted semen
Roastie BTFO lmao holy fuck what an absolute whore

>> No.13310633

>worked from home today
>spent an hour fapping to VR Porn

I fucking love the future.

>> No.13310643

>he's giving a handjob
fag

>> No.13310645

>>13309946
>not drinking nothing but pineapple juice days leading up to semening a girls drink and having her not report it cause it tastes good

>> No.13310808

My only problem with fapping at work is I would bust a nut so hard my dick would still be semi erect for a half hour afterwards

>> No.13310822

>>13309871
I'm fapping right now at the thought of you fapping at work