Fucking With Wagies

[Anonymous No.13303799]

Who here is a rich NEET, but goes on job interviews just to fuck with the interviewers?

[Anonymous No.13303807]

ive always kinda wanted to do this. just for shits and gigggles.

[Anonymous No.13303830]

>>13303799
give us a greentext story then

[Anonymous No.13303839]

Wish I could do that

[Anonymous No.13304168]

>>13303799
I'm adding that to my to do list when I get rich

[Anonymous No.13304235]

>>13303799
Green text plonk

[Anonymous No.13304429]

I unironically did it a couple of time for the lulz

>Previous job?
>I made a living jerking off on Chaturbate
>Now the pervs are looking for younger boys so I need a regular job

That faggot was speechless for 10 seconds that looked like 10 minutes hahahahaaha

[Anonymous No.13304821]

>>13304429
Lol what he say after

[Anonymous No.13304853]

>>13303799
Unironically been thinking of doing this soon. Also sending in fake resumes of fake people.

[Anonymous No.13304976]

devilish threads are best biz threads

[Anonymous No.13304983]

>>13304853
why not send in resumes of real people?

[Anonymous No.13305000]

>>13303799
Ive never thought of doing this, those people seem like dumbasses

[Anonymous No.13305104]

>>13304983
It’d be more fun to lead head hunters on with fake resumes and google phone #’s imo

[Anonymous No.13305158]

>>13303799
>Be me
>Get so frustated trying to find a coding job that I totally just say "fuck it" one day.
>Walk into the interview of this mid-sized, fancy tech company in Midtown NYC.
>It's early in the morning and I get greeted by this douchey looking junior executive with a $2000 suit.
>He brings me into a nice, empty meeting room.
>I sit down and he hands me one of those gay ass written coding tests.
>tfw I have had this happen to me like 5 times before and I'm like what the fuck not this bullshit again.
>I look at the test. The first few questions I know the answers to but I'm totally stumped on this rest.
>Tell myself fuck it. Realize I'm probably not getting the job and I decide to go a different route and go into Chad mode.
>Write on the paper in bold letters "I'm never going to have to do any of this. Stop wasting my time."
>The Chad and one of the other coders walk in to interview me when the test is over.
>They sit down. The underling coder is actually a really nice guy, but unfortunately Chad has authority over him.
>They interview me. It's going really well.
>I see Chad looking at my test and he sees what I wrote.
>He maintains a straight face the whole time and so do I, even though I know he's seething on the inside.
>The coder is totally oblivious to what I had written since he didn't see the test.
>They walk out.
>Chad walks back in 2 minutes later. I can tell he's really triggered.
>Throws the paper down on the table and tells me what I wrote is disrespectful, you don't know why we were asking you these questions Anon blah blah blah.
>All the while I'm maintaining a straight face and laughing on the inside while he goes full NPC on me.
>He tells me to leave and I calmly walk out as if nothing is wrong.
>junior exec is scared because I'm not getting mad.
>I get in the elevator and just smile.
I basically did what OP is describing, and yes it feels awesome knowing I'm so much happier than these pathetic wagecucks. Topkek.

[Anonymous No.13305159]

Actually inspirational thread despite the disturbing lack of green text. Can't wait to make it and flout fake resumes and word filters and see how many jobs I can bullshit my way into and then who know. After all it's all just fun and games to normie wagies: cooking books lol okay bro, making shit up to make yourself look good no a problem etc. Etc.

[Anonymous No.13305174]

>>13305158
>Imagine throwing this type of fit on the job
Yikes

[Anonymous No.13305406]

>>13305159
never sign anything, never agree to anything verbally, just have fun

[Anonymous No.13305464]

I like to get hired on to jobs, get paid for the initial training period, which is usually super comfy/easy.
>quit as soon as I have to actually work.

Feels good man