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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 16:50:43 No.13302044 [Reply] [Original]

The market should show my stocks more respect edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

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On the last Episode of /SMG/:
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>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 16:54:36 No.13302082 File: 2.60 MB, 382x678, 1554469303205.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many of you LYFT bag holders am I dabing on? Bear gang

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 16:55:17 No.13302087 second for USD, the most overlooked and underappreciated investment vehicle

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 16:57:17 No.13302102 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends-monopoly-man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN >>13302082 LYFT doesn't have a dividend...coincidence???????

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 16:58:16 No.13302114 short gold long oil

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 16:58:16 No.13302115 >>13302082 where to find girls with long hair like this? ???

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 16:59:31 No.13302126 >>13302044 why is this not YVR edition? dont ever make threads again

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:08:22 No.13302214 >>13302115 Not in my basement, sadly

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:09:32 No.13302227 >>13302115 High school.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:10:31 No.13302239 YVR chads report in

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:10:32 No.13302240 >>13302115 It's most likely a wig

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:20:09 No.13302308 VTSAX IRAs stack it up

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:20:31 No.13302313 Why come PayPal and Visa and my good fren GREENDOT (GDOT) get dabbed on today? Did square do dis?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:28:19 No.13302395
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Hope everybody bought the healthcare dip since Bernie will never be president, Medicare for all will never be a thing as it makes no sense financially, and the Democrat party is killing itself anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:33:13 No.13302431 Gonna learn how to in to fibonacci retracement. This is the one popular TA dealio I haven't put in depth research time in to yet. Will see how it does for me on simulator...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:34:03 No.13302436 >>13302395 I dcad down a bit. Wouldn’t it be nice if that were really the reason behind the selloff?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:38:16 No.13302475

>>13302436
I can buy it, mostly. Bernie is the frontrunner and a legit threat to win the Dem nomination. He makes his intention of killing healthcare known.

The market gets spooked by any threat. I really hope people were this stupid this time. They've proven to be capable of it time and time again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:39:12 No.13302487 ARQL the new YVR(for now) NEON

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:47:02 No.13302558 >>13302475 Bernie won't win the primaries. Elizabeth Warren will be the dem candidate. 50/50 between her and Trump being reelected.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:48:57 No.13302575 File: 63 KB, 800x450, A3103A31-EBE6-463C-94A4-CB53BE4CC4A4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13302558 This better be a shitpost holy fuck you’re so wrong

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:49:28 No.13302582

>>13302558
She has no chance. She not only lost her peak popularity of a few years ago, she didn't raise that much, and her key Wealth tax proposal is as unworkable as anything Bernie has proposed. You can't take constant snapshots of everyones wealth every year and not expect them to move it all overseas.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:50:02 No.13302588 >>13302558 Trump can't lose. Dems are a shit show. They dug their own grave using niggers.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:50:08 No.13302589
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>13302102
Get fucked, fake divbro. Posting the div KING, CLM, because I know you don't have this pic. Who wouldn't want to spend $12 to get 19 cents a month for forever?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:52:12 No.13302604 Why the fuck am I not rich yet why the fuck did you lie to me /smg/

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 17:59:46 No.13302651

>tfw I didn’t buy the veristem dip this time

As much as I want biotech to moon, our shit healthcare system is a bloated drain on the economy. And I’m going into medical testing for a career, but we all know there’s a lot of unnecessary medical screening that goes on just because the cost gets forwarded to the insurance company.

Bernie won’t win because he’s Jewish, and warren probably won’t win either.

But single payer would likely be a net win for the economy and national productivity.

But it means there would be no breaking bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:00:44 No.13302658 File: 34 KB, 661x490, screenshot-www.finanzen.net-2019-04-11-23-56-36-907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13302044 Holy shit, this day was exciting and fucking stressful. But I never had this much luck.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:02:11 No.13302675

>>13302588
>>13302582
>>13302575
I wouldn't underestimate her chances. Dems have a strong voting base that will vote for her regardless of what her proposals are (and also womyn in power), and Trump managed to piss off a lot of people with his trade wars which managed to do fuck all so far.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:22:51 No.13302827 >>13302675 Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:23:36 No.13302836 >>13302675 The Dem voter base is fracturing irreparably. She's white. And gay men have already been added to the list of honorary straight white devils. White women are next.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:25:15 No.13302854 >>13302589 >19 cents a month forever i like how you dont even acknowledge the dividend cut mid-year. also it was trading at $15-16 last year in April, meaning everyone who held it has lost moneyr. congrats tho

>>	Sage Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:25:44 No.13302857 >>13302115 If you'd ever interacted with a female irl for an extended period of time you'd be able to spot the extensions.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:38:10 No.13302951 File: 527 KB, 960x1140, 01 - 9P47GS4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13302857 You act like its a shame to interact with 3DP

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:39:12 No.13302961 >>13302857 >A shame to not

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:41:17 No.13302975 >>13302836 This. Pocahontas is gonna get destroyed. The only dem I see winning is the bitch that threw a stapler or biden.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:43:53 No.13302996 >>13302975 Biden is getting Me2wd, its over for him. He sniffed one too many hairs.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:47:31 No.13303021
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>>13302589
get that whack shit out of here

Everyone knows real divbro (me) only invests in safe dividend growth stocks and is approaching $400K in investments. See pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:50:44 No.13303046 >>13302658 You took profits on that, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:52:32 No.13303058 >>13302996 Joey "snuggles" Biden has no chance. He doesn't even need to get metoo'd by anyone. There are enough pictures and video already.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:53:34 No.13303065 File: 169 KB, 400x416, cfb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY WEED STOCKS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 18:57:43 No.13303105 File: 424 KB, 800x1056, 04 - Xm3Lr68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13303058 Its sad on one hand because besides being a creepy uncle he did nothing wrong. On the other hand seeing the left cannibalize is cathartic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:01:24 No.13303137 >>13303065 Cheapies territory. Several tickers may enter buy zone tomorrow. CRON is really close already. I'd like to see it hit $16 with oversold RSI.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:03:46 No.13303162 File: 341 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20190411-160245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13303065 I feel you. What do /smg/? How do I recover from this? When will weed moon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:05:29 No.13303175 >>13303162 >When will weed moon? It already did. Weed's a bubble, and unlike Bitcoin, it's popped for good.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:07:11 No.13303193

>>13303046
Nah, not yet. I'll see how it developes further. The stock has been on the decline since it came on the market, now out of nowhere when it had calmed down a bit a big danish investor buys a huge chunk of stocks. I think it will rise even further. But don't know, maybe I'm too greedy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:16:45 No.13303259 File: 57 KB, 570x407, 1551991201292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13303175 >Unlike Bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:18:03 No.13303268 >>13303175 except the market overall is expected to increase year over year

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:34:32 No.13303382

>>13303175
>it's popped for good.

Not even close. Weed has been due for a blowoff since late January. Only thing that has changed in the last eight months or so is the tendency to have extended distribution phases after the peaks, as opposed to selling off straight to oversold immediately.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:36:10 No.13303393 >>13303175 Considering that western countries become more and more degenerate, I'd say there could be a lot of potential.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:40:02 No.13303425 This fucking market is like a kick in the dick. I think I fucked up by not waiting for cheapies to get cheapier and waiting for too long on other cheapies. >Tfw no RKGf to let me smell her hairs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 19:43:30 No.13303452 File: 6 KB, 250x151, 1535406034110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13303021 Thanks for the (You) bro, it's all I really wanted.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 20:09:36 No.13303713 $ABIL $4 by end of next week cap this Also stay poor and don’t buy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 20:30:43 No.13303853 oh god oh fuck why did i buy UVXY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 20:38:14 No.13303913 >>13303393 yeah but people are delusion if they still expect it Canada to be the powerhouse when the market finally grows to the inflated values that its market cap expects

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 20:41:48 No.13303943 >>13303713 >$4 by end of next week Fucking better be.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 20:43:53 No.13303969

>>13303913

Absolutely true, which I was I have been avoiding Canadian small caps since Canada went officially legal. The only two currently in position to capitalize instantly if/when US goes federally legal are Canopy and Cron due to heavy investments from Constellation Brands and Altria respectively. Canopy have also already started moving in to the US hemp market. I think the idea with that is to have facilities built out and running so they can start growing cannabis right away if the legal climate allows. As Canopy is a Canadian company, it cannot legally sell cannabis in any legal state while cannabis remains federally illegal. It can sell CBD extracted from hemp though.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 20:51:13 No.13304037
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>Gundlach: It’s funny, people make these statements that the stock market is booming. In fact, it’s not really going anywhere

Prove him wrong. Pro tip, you can't. I'm selling everything tomorrow. SPY will finish red by EOY.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04-11/gundlach-slams-mmt-sees-stocks-slumping-fears-violence-riots-during-2020-election

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 20:55:27 No.13304058 >>13304037 then what? I need one more pump before I FUD out. Not sure what to do about my biotech hopefuls though.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 20:58:25 No.13304080

Canopy Growth being added to the S&P/TSX 60 on Thursday. This means some index funds are required to buy Canopy stock starting that day. It's possible (I'd say likely) this is the reason for the sudden wave of media fud about weed stocks this week.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/canopy-growth-set-join-p-211500467.html

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:03:40 No.13304107

>>13303193
did you at least set up a stop limit based on how much you want to continue risking? Just modify it day by day and ride the wave up until it plummets and you sell automatically, you got the hard part done already.
just don't forgot not to be too greedy on your stop limit either if you want to ride the wave for longer

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:07:15 No.13304136 >>13304080 N-no way they’d give us cheapies like that! Media can’t be so based?!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:12:01 No.13304166 >>13304037 bondcuck is missing out on the golden bull run and salty

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:12:16 No.13304167 >>13304107 You're right. Will do that tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:18:21 No.13304205 File: 187 KB, 1024x792, 1554957459891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13303853 >Market crashes >Volitility crashes Really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:28:07 No.13304271 File: 250 KB, 1409x1919, 20190411_211749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13302044 Who else took the VIVE pill? No one but me? Thought so.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:37:30 No.13304327

>>13304037
I agree with some of what that cuck is saying. There will be violence and he appropriately calls out the insane elements of the progressive left.

But his electoral college part makes little sense. He doesn't explain how we get to a process of Congress electing a president. What happened to the EC for that to open?

I'm planning on holding anything I have til early or mid 2020 and then pulling out til the elections over to appraise the situation. Trump will almost certainly win anyway as explained earlier in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:40:19 No.13304347 Is Tesla stock going to crash now that Elon Musk sabotaged Israel's holobunga memorial on the moon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 21:40:27 No.13304349 >>13304205 vix moves same direction as market about... what was it? I read this somewhere recently. It was something around 10-20% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:10:38 No.13304563 >left runs on platform of dudeweed >trump finally says nah, goes ahead and legalizes it to make it a nonissue Who wins? Just buy MJ >dems rum on gun control >gun purchases surge because patriotism Buy who? >>13304347 What?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:16:51 No.13304596
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So are we just going to pretend there isn't a fucking disgusting head and shoulders here?
>>13304205
What planet do you live on where the market is crashing right now?
Also volatility doesn't depend on price level, just how "indecisive" it is, think of it like a measure of the number of inflection points in a time period.
So you could have a sustained downtrend to -50% and no rise on the volatility index.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:24:08 No.13304651 >>13304596 well, many stocks outside the indices arent doing too great

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:29:36 No.13304700 File: 51 KB, 1549x854, 1555035411222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13304596 So are we just going to pretend there isn't a fucking disgusting head and shoulders here?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:35:18 No.13304739 >>13304700 That isn't a head and shoulders. The head is too short. That big boy up top? Textbook.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:38:02 No.13304764 >>13304700 Lol @ your TA Are these cup and handles on GALT too?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:38:23 No.13304769 80% VGRO, 20% VFV will I make it ?

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:47:10 No.13304829 >>13304739 >Textbook where's the neckline

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:52:12 No.13304881 Friendly reminder the US bond yield curve inverted a couple weeks ago.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 22:55:26 No.13304906 File: 57 KB, 1267x587, bear1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:05:09 No.13304964 File: 117 KB, 1267x565, bear2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:08:56 No.13304987 >>13304964 >>13304906 That's amazing SPX will be negative by June, screencap and hang on your bedroom wall

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:13:43 No.13305028 >>13303943 I’m never wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:17:28 No.13305051 >>13303713 all my indicators are green on this one, great recommendation

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:28:39 No.13305117 File: 99 KB, 1001x490, attempt at ta.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /smg/'s premier expert technician says short term pullback, finds support at conversion line or baseline, bullish continuation

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:28:47 No.13305121 File: 131 KB, 500x600, wojak_aaaaa_hat_drus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >1,908,711,889 shares Outstanding as of April 8, 2019 So I guess the DRUSCRUISE is at the bottom of the Atlantic?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:28:51 No.13305122 ARQL NEON get in on them

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:34:42 No.13305157 >>13305117 RKG said that?

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:35:18 No.13305161 >>13305117 Yearly chart

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:36:21 No.13305170 >>13305157 Me did (post was made sarcastically)

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:39:21 No.13305186 >>13305170 That what I think will happen, but I'm acknowledging that I don't use TA very often

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:44:47 No.13305211 Buy the SPY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:45:08 No.13305214 >>13305122 don't like these

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:45:40 No.13305215 >>13305214 didnt like yvr either and look what happened fella

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:46:11 No.13305220 >>13305215 yvr had better indicators

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:49:04 No.13305240 File: 1.61 MB, 1125x1998, 44126001-CCA0-4FE2-98F1-0E252BB29B5A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much do we let it pump before selling the news? How do you spell profits? W-A-L-T-E-R

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:49:16 No.13305241 File: 152 KB, 1024x768, duck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any reason to use vanguard and save towards VSTAX vs just buying and holding VTI?

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:56:17 No.13305292 >>13305241 Just buying and hodling VTI is better imo, because VTI is more tax efficient and you can make your money start to compound quicker

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 11, 2019 23:57:47 No.13305303 >>13305220 we shall see

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 00:03:04 No.13305337 >>13305292 is that VUN in Canada ? is it better to hold that than VFV ?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 00:04:57 No.13305352 >>13305337 >Canada Never gonna make it kid. Try living in a real country.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Fri, Apr 12, 2019 00:06:19 No.13305362 >>13305337 According to google, yes on first and slight yes on second

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 00:08:43 No.13305376 >>13305352 meh

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 00:12:44 No.13305397 >>13305240 Goddamn Disney owns everything. How long will it be before they buy Hasbro?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 00:59:25 No.13305645 >>13305352 Living in a fake country with real money means everything is cheapies. Could you imagine living in Venezuela with American money right now? (Assuming you didn’t have to worry About your safety)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 01:22:30 No.13305755 File: 84 KB, 720x722, 1554649297278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13305645 >tfw no poor Latina gf to take care of

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 01:24:19 No.13305768 Refresh my memory, WHY did we plunge so hard last year? Was there something besides Powell's shitpost?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 01:27:33 No.13305787 Can someone recommmend me an iOS app which can auto track an IB portfolio via api I’ve been tryin to use StockMaster but it’s so buggy would be perfect if it worked

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 01:46:02 No.13305879 >>13305645 Better to live in Columbia where the Venezuelan girls are sneaking into the country and whoring themselves for a meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 01:55:15 No.13305924 >>13305879 >starving desperate girls Exact opposite of American girls, damn

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 02:35:32 No.13306111 >>13302487 >ARQL Looks overbought.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 02:47:00 No.13306167 >>13305924 American girls are over priced, short white women

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 03:02:44 No.13306225 File: 462 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20190411-235810_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thought I bought the dip yesterday but lol accounting "errors." This shit is crashing with no survivors at open.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 03:31:00 No.13306312 File: 307 KB, 600x748, k punk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13306225 >amy-chan hitting 52 week lows over and over again i...it's a buying oppurtunity

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 03:59:11 No.13306460 File: 570 KB, 360x246, 1493788113942.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna buy MJ 5/17 $38 puts, NFLX 4/26 $375/$380 puts, and DELL 7/19 $57.50 calls Fuck it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 04:06:19 No.13306501 >>13305768 because the market is completely overinflated and a slight increase in interest rates causes it to tumble down

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 04:08:09 No.13306513 FUTURES WE ARE green "boom"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 05:04:19 No.13306802 >>13306513 I can't believe im the only one here for this. Will it hold?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 05:08:16 No.13306834 >>13306802 knowing this bullshit market, we will go back down and crab the entire day

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 05:29:56 No.13306985

>>13306513
>>13306802
>>13306834
Today is start of earning season. If JPM and/or WFC surprise up or down, or have surprisingly positive or negative outlook, that will be what moves the market today.
If they are neutral, that could still be seen as a positive, which implies a +0.6% or so day after the past couple.

Obviously it’s more important to be planning ahead for the rest of earnings throughout the next month or so

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 05:32:47 No.13307004 My portfolio is AMZN, MSFT, ROYT and LPXT. What should I buy. Some dividend aristocrat?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 05:33:46 No.13307012 >>13307004 Splv

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 05:48:09 No.13307092 >>13307004 T

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 05:55:01 No.13307126 File: 1.36 MB, 3024x3024, s1gzgb2pbrg21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13303021 Can you post your portfolio? I am always tempted to go for 4%+ yielding stocks but maybe the smart money is lesser yield but better growth

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 06:25:51 No.13307245 Is the platinum-gold spread ever going to close?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 06:37:58 No.13307293 >>13307012 My shitty broker (european) doesn't let me buy USA ETF. Bullshit I know. >>13307092 I was thinking about them, but I have little trust in 5g's future

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 06:40:36 No.13307302 >>13307293 It's not your broker that is shitty, it's the EU that sucks nigger cock. There is a EU directive that forbids trading of american ETFs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 06:59:50 No.13307377 >>13307302 Ye I know but I also have a shitty broker that has 15 dollar fees for USA stocks. So 30 if you sell after...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 06:59:55 No.13307378 File: 38 KB, 512x384, 1545103959582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this market wants higher

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 07:03:37 No.13307392 >>13307126 all yields are risk adjusted. the companies don't set the %, the market does.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 07:39:08 No.13307619 >>13307392 I get it but I don't get it So NVDA with its 0.13% yield is a much safer investment than WM with 2% yield? Or a stock with 0 yield is safer than one with a yield?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 07:43:18 No.13307642 >>13307619 plans for growth vs value need to be factored in as well. need to compare apples to apples (i.e. same sector of div focused companies) to see how the market is pricing in risk

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 07:57:55 No.13307707 File: 11 KB, 225x224, 1504017249151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE ARE BACK!

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:04:04 No.13307736

>>13307642
alright

so another question .. I'm in a tax situation where basically I can make [standard deduction of]12k/yr in dividends before I get taxed on it. Would it make sense to pursue dividend investing to take advantage of that or just buy index funds? I don't particularly need the income, for long term appreciation

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:09:51 No.13307772 >>13305220 Better indicators huh? I bought yesterday and up 7% pre market You fucking mamaluk

>>	BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:22:31 No.13307835 Triple Top on the SPY? Hmmm.

>>	grim in bed Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:25:39 No.13307849 File: 57 KB, 567x563, 1554404570813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JPM SOARING DIS SOARING BAC SOARING GREAT DAY FOR GRIM!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:42:51 No.13307961 No one talking about how China injected a trillion USD into their economy in Jan? Like JPM or WF matter when you're talking about a trillion in global liquidity.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:42:56 No.13307963 >>13307736 So you plan on only making 12k a year? How would you live?? Oh right, you are a NEET. Move out of moms house before investing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:44:43 No.13307976 >>13307963 No I live overseas so I am exempted from up to ~100k in income tax. But investment income doesn't count for that

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:46:15 No.13307982 if you're holding amazon stock remember to vote against all the SJW shareholder proposals

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:51:45 No.13308015 >>13307982 What are the proposing?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:54:03 No.13308029 File: 763 KB, 761x761, 1553205131771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anybody know why honda never posted an ex/eff date?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:56:15 No.13308044 >>13308029 https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/hmc/dividend-history I always look at nasdaq.com for dividend information. Seems the most accurate

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 08:57:55 No.13308061 >>13308029 thats pretty weird though, says the record date was 2018 and they declared in 2019... I think foreign corps are pretty weird compared to us companies for dividends

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:00:01 No.13308078

>>13308015
bunch of shit about global warming, muh wage gap, diversity, bullshit about how their new facial recognition technology will be used to discriminate against poor pitiful illegal aliens and niggers so they should refuse to sell it to the government

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:04:14 No.13308109 Reminder that there won't be another recession in our lifetimes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:06:10 No.13308125 Who else just sold everything?

>>	Baggie Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:06:27 No.13308129 are the futures allowed to be this high?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:08:55 No.13308146 leap what are you doing please stop

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:11:36 No.13308171 File: 207 KB, 513x468, 1521414431877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wew

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:11:46 No.13308173 >>13308109 Based >>13308125 Not based

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:11:48 No.13308174 >>13308146 it's fine it's not really that low yet or at least, no one is selling to me at that price PM, so I wouldn't worry meanwhile I'm getting suckered into weedstocks before they bottom out someone help me

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:12:18 No.13308177 where's gommie touting his bonds? lmao retard

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:13:42 No.13308190 >Disney up 9% premarket DO I DUMP IT?! Are people NOT selling the news?! I don’t understand!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:17:14 No.13308212 >>13308190 Buy more. This is a massive breakout on a 3 year scale.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:18:28 No.13308221 >look at what everyone on SPY TradingView is telling me to do >do the opposite it's free money!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:19:16 No.13308227 >>13302044 How do I get a job at a trading desk in a big bank?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:21:46 No.13308244 >>13308212 But people ALWAYS dump after an investor day. Don’t they? I thought I was supposed to take profits and buy back in lower? Fug. I believe in Disney’s move in the long run, but I don’t trust the market.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:22:03 No.13308246 Is shorting gold the most surefire way to earn money?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:22:29 No.13308251 >>13308061 I guess so. Only reason I've been really holding honda as of late, but I think I might sell soon. I bought in at 30 expecting their numbers to be better and I just haven't recovered.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:22:35 No.13308253 >>13308227 first you gotta apply

>>	Mr stealurgold !NiOVxJewL2 Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:23:15 No.13308257 Closed oil long, doubled gold long , oil starts looking good again BAKA

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:24:16 No.13308267 Will the bogdanoffs make the call today?

Mr stealurgold !NiOVxJewL2 Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:24:47 No.13308270
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>>13308246
Yes of course, just look at how much money you can make shorting it in 21st century compared to SPX long LOL
>>13308267
Nah it's Friday, Fridays are risk free

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:25:45 No.13308275 ARQL NEON

>>	Baggie Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:25:58 No.13308277 Is this the day we're we buy kike flix bear shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:26:47 No.13308282 File: 39 KB, 785x800, dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >290.01

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:27:55 No.13308289 >>13308253 But I don't have any trading experience.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:28:58 No.13308294 >>13308289 whats the worst they can say? no?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:29:42 No.13308300 Tfw didn't buy DIS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:30:25 No.13308306 >>13308289 Tell them you've been shitposting in a stock market bunker thread while crpytofag whine all day for years

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:30:25 No.13308307 >>13308289 Show off your trading history and method, theories and books you follow.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:34:08 No.13308337 Time to dump my bags on you morons

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:34:20 No.13308340 File: 106 KB, 790x1024, 1553046959203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sold YETI earlier this week

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:36:13 No.13308352 is it me or has this thread really gone to shit the past couple months?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:36:21 No.13308354 if LYFT is under 54 when i wake up I'm gonna buy it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:36:45 No.13308357 >>13308307 I just said I like reading about options and I basically watched my uncle write a program that automates trades. And I bought some Amazon stocks and made some money.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:38:31 No.13308366 >>13308352 No, it’s been shit.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:39:01 No.13308371
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So I'm stupid new to options trading and just dipping my toes in the water, but does the price of the option tend to go up or down as it gets closer to the date? This AMD call is cock teasing me hard and I am starting to realize I have a LOT more to learn about options trading in terms of what gives them value.

>>	Baggie Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:39:52 No.13308376 >>13308352 We need to make the thread great again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:45:13 No.13308416 File: 155 KB, 269x274, chrome_kAx2NwNoDx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh boy! bet you wish you fucking listened to me now bitch! its too late for you! this is the future you chose

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:45:27 No.13308423

Pretty sure big money is taking control of NMM. A lot of their partners bought up at $2 and haven't dumped those shares into the float.. huge volume spike in feb could be sign of turn around.

>>13308376
won't be able to make it great again when we have some special snowflakes for mods.... fucking mods are killing this site and letting it get over ran by normies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:46:59 No.13308434 >"it's likely we will never be able to generate profit" >goes public anyways What's the Uber's endgame here? Why would anyone buy these shares?

>>	Mr stealurgold !NiOVxJewL2 Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:48:33 No.13308450 >>13308434 You asking this in thread with this post >>13308354

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:48:46 No.13308452 >>13308434 well look at Wayfair or Palo Alto Networks neither one has ever posted a profit

>>	Baggie Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:50:48 No.13308468 >>13308423 Nah we just need to put more effort into quality posts, and put more effort into quality shit posting.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:51:21 No.13308472

>>13308244
There's always exceptions. Some stocks get so pent up that when they finally breakout they climb 2-3% for the next few weeks before finally hitting a new resistance.

I think this could be one of those cases. There was no reason for disney to be valued at less than netflix.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:52:17 No.13308486 >>13308371 http://www.theoptionsguide.com/theta.aspx

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:54:01 No.13308497 >>13308486 Thanks fren. Short, sweet, and to the point.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:54:43 No.13308505 >>13302044 >BRK.B HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:57:39 No.13308528

>>13308450
>>13308452
Also why is it possible Uber is not turning profit? They get a piece of the pie everytime sometime hails a car through them, how the fuck is it possible they are not making any money? I mean, what are their costs besides app development, servers and call centers?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 09:59:26 No.13308543 >>13308528 Wasn't there a tax loophole that got closed recently? Might just be talking out my ass here but I rememer taxi drivers were pissed when they first got started

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:00:53 No.13308555 Why the fuck is yvr lower than where it was before spiking yesterday???

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:01:26 No.13308561

>>13308472
Thanks. Walter Mouse is definitely worth betting on, even if it doesn’t maintain its 11% single day gain.

It just seems like all of this should be “baked in”

Did anyone not realize that a champion value stock was about to become a beautiful growth story as well?

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:01:51 No.13308565
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Goyim-7... Goyim-7... This is Gentile-Actual...

How do you read?

>Goyim-7 Reading 5-by-5, Gentile-Actual. Go ahead.

Be advised we have Jews approaching from the North-Northeast... REPEAT... Jews approaching from the North-Northeast... Approximately 9,000 -- Confirmed visual on armaments for hostile... OVER.

> 10-4, Goyim-7 copies, Gentile-Actual...

Goyim-7 be advised we have (((hostiles))) moving on a store of shekels and closing fast... Permission to engage...

>Gentile-Actual, standby for confirmation...
>Gentile-Actual, hostile combatants confirmed. You are cleared to engage -- I REPEAT -- You are clear to engage...

>>	Baggie Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:02:29 No.13308572 >>13308528 Uber employs somali refugees. You wonder why they're not making any money?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:03:06 No.13308576 Holy shit Leap and Veristem... holy fucking shit My Disney gains don’t make up for my biotech losses.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:05:15 No.13308593 File: 181 KB, 1200x640, Volley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13308565 Copy that, Goyim-7. PLATOON! WEAPONS FREE! CONCENTRATE ALL FIRE TOWARD THE SYNAGOGUE!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:06:04 No.13308602 DIS is on fire today, thanks Mickey Mou$e

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:06:43 No.13308609 File: 131 KB, 712x420, FB_IMG_15532651137636547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else using schwab having problems pulling up your account info?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:08:00 No.13308625 >>13308602 The Mouse always wins

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:08:27 No.13308629 Will Disney pull back a little or should I get more now

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:08:48 No.13308631 >>13308576 >Can't even spell the same of a company he's invested in right Maybe this is why you're losing money

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:09:54 No.13308643 >>13308609 The mobile app has been giving me problems the past 3-4 days, when it comes to pulling up my positions and watchlist.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:10:12 No.13308648
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>>13308593

GOYIM-7! WE'RE TAKING HEAVY FIRE! KIKES ARE SELLING!!!! I REPEAT -- KIKES ARE SELLING!!!

...MEDIC!!! SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING MEDIC OVER HERE!!!

Stay with me, Johnson... Look at me... LOOK AT ME! We're all gonna gain... It's gonna be okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:11:22 No.13308659 File: 228 KB, 1200x722, Sarge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13308648 GOYIM-7, INTERROGATORY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE FAST BUYERS?! WE'VE GOT KIKES ALL OVER THE INDEX, AND COLLECTING FAST!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:13:14 No.13308678 >>13308631 >better look at what I’m typing while driving, so I don’t confuse my good friends on 4channel.org! The next time you misspell something in hiroshi’s forum, remember that you’re a hypocrite

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:15:36 No.13308701
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>>13308659

>Gentile-Actual, this is Auschwitz-Zero-One-Niner. Be advised we are in range with Big Buys. Buy-1 -- Away -- Danger Close. Buy-2 -- Away -- Danger close.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:19:03 No.13308730 File: 63 KB, 1664x791, penny stocks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13308576 penny stocks is dead money in the summer. you have to wait for them to spike in the winter.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:19:36 No.13308733 File: 120 KB, 1024x682, GoodEffect.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13308701 <Oy Veys faintly in the distance drowned out by crackling flames>

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:20:07 No.13308745 I bought $2000 of QQQ a month or so ago. I'm up like $170 or so but now I'm hearing that Apple is getting downgraded. Should I just switch to SPY?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:21:52 No.13308759 APHA and MRKR not available on investopedia simulator, is there a reason for this?

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:21:58 No.13308760
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>>13308733

Auschwitz-Zero-One-Niner, good effect. We have good effect.

We've got a man hit. Johnson's hit with paper losses and we need to get him out of here! Requesting immediate EVAC for job application. OVER.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:23:13 No.13308771
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>tfw CMF saved me from dumping my NFLX calls on the flash crash this morning

I woke up a little late to see Netflix below daily and weekly cloud support and had a little mini heart attack. CMF came in clutch and read oversold so I bought more calls and now the gains are returning. Now that I think of it I just shouldn't even look at the market and enter any positions until 3:45

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:23:32 No.13308774

Potential world market contagion risk:

https://www.asiatimes.com/2019/04/article/bank-of-japan-morphs-into-a-hedge-fund/

"Overseas punters couldn’t seem to sell yen-denominated shares fast enough in the fiscal year ending March 31. In fact, they dumped them by the largest margin in 31 years – US$50 billion. That has the Bank of Japan gorging on stocks via exchange-traded funds – by roughly that same exact amount.

The plot thickens when you consider that in 2018, the BOJ’s balance sheet surpassed the entire size of Japan’s $4.9 trillion GDP. First, Governor Haruhiko Kuroda’s team cornered Japan’s government bond market, hoarding more than half of all outstanding securities. Now it’s bigfooting equities. Welcome to what’s arguably the world’s biggest hedge fund.

Yet the BOJ’s trading has now officially become one-way. Six months ago, Japan bulls were wagering that the BOJ would be “tapering,” or stepping back from history’s most aggressive monetary-easing experiment. US President Donald Trump’s trade war turned that into a losing trade."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:26:39 No.13308796 >>13308774 people have been calling for japans collapse for 30 years and it has not happened

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:27:26 No.13308799 File: 218 KB, 1242x1486, 1E0840C6-1533-40EF-890C-219504384F0C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Opinions on gold's descending triangle? Does it flag out? Is mayonnaise an instrument? Chime in

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:27:47 No.13308802 >>13308774 >More world contagions SAVE US EBOLA-CHAN!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:27:51 No.13308803 >>13308796 and in 2018 BoJ's balance sheet is larger than the countries GDP. There is an issue with that if they cant extract themselves from the market while everyone is selling at their expense. I think the circumstances are a bit different now.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:28:18 No.13308807
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>>13308760

>FRIENDLIES COMIN' OUT!

HOLD FIRE!

>Where's he realizing losses at?!

Right here. Fucking kikes are everywhere, man! We've been sold down since we were dropped in the shit this morning! KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

GET THOSE BUY ORDERS TO THE FRONT! I NEED EYES ON THAT DELI!!!

>Johnson, I'm Lieutenant James and I'm one of the docs. We're gonna get you out of here. You're going home and back to work now. It's gonna be alright...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:29:26 No.13308814 >>13308576 Biotech as a whole has been getting shit on for the past couple of weeks. Just how it goes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:33:16 No.13308835 File: 122 KB, 960x720, 6380854-9624454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] buying panic on summit it is :)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:34:15 No.13308844 >>13308796 Jp markets are about zero from 30 years ago after adjusting for inflation aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:34:42 No.13308846 File: 401 KB, 910x512, RedCandle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13308807 Gimme a sitrep. Where are they?! Does anyone have a visual?! >Sir, yes sir. We have eyes on th... >INCOOOOOOMING!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:38:14 No.13308869 >>13308774 nikkei is showing strength tho

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:39:21 No.13308878 >>13308565 >>13308593 >>13308648 >>13308659 >>13308701 >>13308733 >>13308760 >>13308807 >>13308846 Nice with pics

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:39:22 No.13308879
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>>13308846

>AaAAaaaaaHHhHhHhH!!!

PRIVATE FUD?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!?!? I NEED BUY ORDERS ON THAT DELI NOW, INVESTOR!!!

>I-I c-can't do this, sir! I j-just want to go back to work for wages!

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:39:25 No.13308881
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>>13308799
Its a downward wedge hitting on hard support, ricochet upward possible when range gets very narrow. Im thinking there might be some buying due to hedging during earnings. On the other hand we are in a deflationary enviroment and if the trade deal comes through people will be shifting to stocks.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:39:50 No.13308883

>>13308497
It also depends on the price of the underlying asset.
Imagine you hold a $2 call on NEET at a $10 strike that expires in 6 months. It has a theta of whatever so that factor will decay the value over time. But sometime between then and now, NEET goes to $90. Your option is worth a lot more now regardless of the theta (unless it was ridiculous to begin with). Likewise if NEET went to $1. Even with an ultra low theta, even if zero, the option will be practically worthless at that point.
Basically an out of the money option gets increasing worthless as you approach expiration, an in the money option does the opposite

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:40:22 No.13308888 >>13308745 >but now I'm hearing that Apple is getting downgraded are you le serious

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:41:37 No.13308901 Holy shit are we closing red?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:44:44 No.13308926 >>13308869 because the BoJ has been buying all the equities lol, thats the point. how are they going to get out without cratering their markets.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:45:58 No.13308933 >>13308901 classic bear trap. Good china news, good earnings, good trade deal news. We are blowing the top off the lid

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:46:29 No.13308940 >>13308926 Won't they have sole right to the entire output of the jap economy? im thinking when they own the entire nikkei must get sweet divies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:46:31 No.13308941 File: 662 KB, 1000x1000, Endof(Sneed).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP TAKING PROFITS YOU FOOLS! Don't you realize the Mouse is making SNEED great again?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:46:37 No.13308943 >>13308926 why would you get out, it's not like equites have expiration date =)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:46:47 No.13308944 when tf is Novavax gonna fucking climb to at least 1

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:47:48 No.13308952 fuck this fucking market wtf

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:49:08 No.13308963
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>>13308879

Fud, look at me... LOOK AT ME!

It's gonna be okay... Remember back to basic? A good investor always HODLs for the long position. This is just a fluctuation... Nothing more... We're going to buy up from these fucking Kikes one by one, and push our way up that chart, son.

Now are you with me?

>Y-yes s-sir...

INVESTOR, I SAID ARE YOU WITH ME?!

>SIR, YES SIR!

THEN GET IN THERE AND BUY, BUY, BUY!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:51:00 No.13308978 File: 247 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20190412-164735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] From - 20% to +10% I'm so happy smg! This was the biggest loss I've ever had and now this happens. Held this shit for 7 months lmfao

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:54:04 No.13309000 >>13302114 How did you know, master?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:55:10 No.13309006 Tfw bought 1000 shares of LPTX yesterday Please S

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:57:58 No.13309041 File: 57 KB, 700x512, BlD3bWQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13309000 checked

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:58:03 No.13309042 >>13309006 DCA, this tends to bounce around in a very narrow range, and the silly market it getting too spooked by the dems

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:58:20 No.13309045 Just bought 100 call contracts for SQQQ. This earnings season is going to be a bloodbath. Let’s go bears!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 10:59:45 No.13309062 >>13306312 >>13306225 I should have sold back when they were profitable welp I just hope im not hodling another HMNY

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:03:00 No.13309080 File: 166 KB, 1220x957, netflix.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13309045 I think most of the bloodbath is going to come from Netflix. insiders have been dumping non-stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:03:21 No.13309087 File: 259 KB, 780x520, dimon-bg-bf19ae88-b6a9-11e8-94eb-3bd52dfe917b-780x520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13309045 ahem

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:04:08 No.13309091 Disney goddamit

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:04:57 No.13309095 >>13308472 >>13308212 Dude. I should’ve taken some profits.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:05:13 No.13309098 >>13309042 I feel atm it's just dca'ing to 0

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:08:11 No.13309122 >>13309098 Maybe. If it goes back down to 165 I’m gonna double my position. What do you guys think about this Tim Apple dip? Buy since it’s just because of Disney?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:10:02 No.13309139 >>13309122 Will it rally when trump talks about 5g? (Even thought it doesn’t have 5g yet)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:10:12 No.13309141 File: 211 KB, 730x783, 1554923406512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VOO bros report in Who here loving their CONSISTENT GAINS AND BIG DICK DIVIDENDS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:10:57 No.13309148 >>13308944 Wait for the next phase announcements of Nanoflu.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:12:29 No.13309160 File: 21 KB, 373x466, 1546034394735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dammit. I should have sold my 27.50 call of AMD at open today. It'll go back up before the day closes right? Or should I just hold into next week?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:15:09 No.13309183 Last Chance to get into UMC while its on confirmation entry price.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:18:10 No.13309203 File: 279 KB, 300x577, 1543165181970.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DIS chads report in

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:20:51 No.13309228 File: 84 KB, 1091x651, Screenshot from 2019-04-12 11-19-19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13309160 Should have sold when it broke 28. Its till trending up but who knows what next week might bring. Maybe its gonna be a bloody red week

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:25:19 No.13309257 >>13309160 Hold, it will float back up over $28, but sell asap after

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:30:53 No.13309299 do i rein to YVR? look like a bottom to me but still holding off for now looks a bit over bought from yesterdays craze

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:36:41 No.13309336 Fuck me for buying SPY puts Fuck me for buying shitty real estate BXP calls

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:36:59 No.13309342 File: 137 KB, 516x330, nic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suuuper bull

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:41:59 No.13309375 >>13309203 Did you sold?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:45:13 No.13309405 >>13309299 I did. But idk what I'm doing. It just looks like it hasn't gone this low on a while so I expect it to bounce back in a week or so.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:46:44 No.13309418 >>13309405 I take that back. Im waiting for it to drop a bit further.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:47:39 No.13309426

Sometimes I just imagine myself sneaking quietly into your sister's bedroom, and pressing my unwashed butthole up to her lips. I would spread my cheeks wide while I squat ever so slowly until I felt her hot breath emanating from between her slightly parted lips. Gently, I would press it against her lips; orifice to orifice; and take pleasure as the sensations of pillowy softness combine with the gritty, sweaty slime to make the ultimate seal of comfyness as I slowly gyrate to work it in tighter -- with balls resting atop the bridge of her nose.

Mmm...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:50:33 No.13309449 File: 62 KB, 689x568, 1538721543907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He doesn't own BABA

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:55:08 No.13309488 What's the word with this 5g whitehouse announcement? Any chance it'll pull apple back up? >baggie's public breakdown continues with massice shitposting saged and downvoted and sent a cease & desist letter to management

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:57:45 No.13309503 Long 3,100 shares of IWM at 157.50 deep in the day trade margin. Please pray for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:58:46 No.13309514 >>13309503 It's only money.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 11:59:20 No.13309521 >>13309375 yes, 125 strike calls sold at 130 for 500%+

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:00:47 No.13309531 Who got in $RBZ at $4? WTF!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:03:03 No.13309549 >>13309405 >>13309418 slowing down for the day seems like people scooped up what they can at this price and sitting on it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:04:34 No.13309558 >>13309514 I am 2 weeks into trying to trade for a living. I can't fake being a normie anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:06:07 No.13309573 >>13309531 Get out in a few otherwise it WILL tank by end of day RBZ and CTRM are pump and dump stocks you day trade those do NOT hold that shit otherwise you'll end up in a HUNT situation

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:07:12 No.13309582 >>13309228 >>13309257 Yeah I think I'm gonna sell it today for sure if it goes above 28. Hoping for the best. Don't wanna hold into next week

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:07:18 No.13309585 >>13302044 >missed out on YRIV at $.75 >missed out on VTL at $.50 how do I stop being such a pussy and buy the uptrend.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:08:20 No.13309592 >>13309585 You need to maintain good vaginal hygiene.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:08:25 No.13309593 >>13309573 Feel kinda bad at open could've got in at $12 but didn't want to chase.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:09:27 No.13309609 >>13309558 You know your biggest return comes from your work efforts, right? You literally take $0 and turn it into $100s and $1,000s. Investments are to stretch your existing money.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:10:17 No.13309622 >>13309585 H20 is your friend. :)

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:13:18 No.13309644
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Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble too and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over yer shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do yer balls...
Hang...
Low?...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:13:53 No.13309650 File: 137 KB, 500x600, wojak_aaaaa_hat_phun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I should've dumped this mother this morning when it was $11.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:15:23 No.13309664 >>13309609 Something like 2% of people make it as traders. I'm going to give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:21:23 No.13309709 Fucking WElls Fargo did a reverse earnings Bog and cut my green day by a third

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:22:11 No.13309719

>>13309609
No shit. Most people don't have nearly enough capital to make trading work, so they resort to degenerate gambling on options and pnd pennystocks.

The point is to use a stable wagecuck income to build assets while trading to grow your nest, with the aim of retiring early if you are successful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:24:08 No.13309733 >>13309650 PHUN is a blatant pump and dump stock always dump those before 3:50pm

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:25:04 No.13309737 >>13309719 Why are you sperging? I was speaking to NewbAnon who wants to be the wolf of wall street with $20 in his shitty phone app.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:29:50 No.13309784 >>13309737 im long 488k of IWM. WOLF OF WALL STREET BBY

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:30:37 No.13309795
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G-guys. I'm about to DCA UP in Apple again. Am I being a dummy?

I bought in at 181, then again at 151. But I fucked up and FOMO'd in more at 200 and 202.

Is it a mistake to buy in again here at 198?

I don't think this downgrade is correct. I think tech has another rally in it before we have our first big fakeout dip.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:31:05 No.13309800 File: 86 KB, 912x768, 1533134029336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13309609 buzz off, boomer

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:35:28 No.13309845 >>13309800 Friendly reminder that you're throwing most of your money and all of your personal information away to Pajeet by using Robinhood. Stay poor, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:39:57 No.13309901 >>13309845 Hmmm, well I had better go pay someone else fees so they can sell me out just the same!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:41:30 No.13309911 >>13309901 (You) do realize that the idea is to reduce the debits to your account as much as possible while maximizing credits, correct?

Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:44:44 No.13309945
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>Keep finding more tools on schwab page
>never find them again

What the fuck? Is there a master list of all the investor tools? There seems to be some cool stuff but it's all stuck in a labyrinth.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:45:06 No.13309952 File: 257 KB, 1596x826, original_160514528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:46:33 No.13309966 >>13309945 (((Tricks)))

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:48:30 No.13309980 >>13309737 Sorry didn't mean it. I'm just pissed that the SPY correction to 284 didn't happen this week.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:48:45 No.13309984 >>13309966 Nice digits Get your shit together Baggie

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:49:03 No.13309986 File: 9 KB, 313x175, bog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quick /smg/! Tell me which calls/puts will make me rich by Monday!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:50:12 No.13309995 Well, I was down $3,000. Now it's only down $2,000. I'm feeling pretty okay. Also, serious question, what stocks are best for like long term living off of dividends?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:51:11 No.13310001 >>13309986 >Mr. Goldberg, Mr. Boglandorff is on Line 1.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:51:49 No.13310009 File: 347 KB, 1242x2208, B96D1BA9-BB67-484C-AB8E-44BC59480073.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought one of these for LYFT after all the talk here about how it’s easy money for puts Did I fuck up?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:54:38 No.13310031 >>13310009 You've got an unrealized profit of $15.00 so breddy gud.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 12:56:48 No.13310049 Friendly reminder that FUBU is not publicly traded because the Exchanges do not accept food stamps.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:05:13 No.13310129 >>13310049 Lol, how old are you? FUBU has not been around since late 90s.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:06:23 No.13310137 >>13308774 >step 1: print infinite money >step 2: use it to buy ownership of assets under the guise of financial stability >step 3: The central bank is now the majority shareholder of all publically traded companies This is Hyper-Facism.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:07:38 No.13310147 WHO WINS FROM 5g announcement ?! Will is boost based big dick Tim?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:08:05 No.13310155 File: 320 KB, 622x1078, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buying DF was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:08:28 No.13310159 I'm new to this. What are the taxes like if I trade like 8 times a month? Is it going to be a mountain of paperwork at the end of the year? Does the app automatically send your gains to the IRS?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:08:34 No.13310160 >>13310129 Thanks for making my point, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:08:34 No.13310161 File: 1.32 MB, 320x180, Angery_Hitler.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13310137 >this level of jewry Uh...holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:09:35 No.13310175 >>13310159 The app automatically sends your gainz to Pajeet.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:11:37 No.13310194 >>13310159 I made 192 trades last year, and the 1099b was 66 goddamn pages.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:13:08 No.13310209 >>13310206 >>13310206 >>13310206 new bull thread

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 13:28:03 No.13310351 File: 609 KB, 500x350, dams06t.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13310194 shiittt... is it worth it to even trade with all that paperwork? Why dont they just take the total of your gains and take 15% or whatever off of it, one page?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 12, 2019 14:31:57 No.13310874 >>13310351 Here's what I don't get: if I can export my 1099b from Schwab as a csv, why can't everybody just follow a standardized schema so that I can just import that csv into tax prep software?

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