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13294198 No.13294198 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /biz/ rent is due soon and I meed 200$ ASAP. How do I find people willing to pay me to suck them off and do other sexual things as long as it doesn't involve intercourse.

I'm a male btw, I've truly hit rock bottom

>> No.13294205

>>13294198
What part of the country do you live in?

>> No.13294208

>>13294198
Truck stops?

>> No.13294220

>>13294198
buy BAT it will moon

>> No.13294223

>>13294205
America

>> No.13294232

>>13294205
>>13294223
Tucson, Arizona

>> No.13294246 [DELETED] 

who is this semen demon

>> No.13294270

Would have helped you but you enabled a vile whore
Fuck off

>> No.13294324

>>13294232
Okay, here's what you do.
>Go to University of Arizona
>Get on Grindr and advertise your services
>Wait until someone requests your 200$ Boipussy
>Agree to meetup
>You finally meet the guy
>He fucks you
>Chloroforms you
>You're trafficked into the sex trade
>But not before he takes your kidney as insurance
>Your pooper is getting rammed daily, you can't even shit anymore, it just falls out
>Fellow prostitutes call you 'The Plopper'
>Next John comes along, fucking you like normal
>newidea.wav
>You take an acidic shit all over his shriveled geriatric dick.
>This paralyzes the boomer
>Take his car keys and wallet, stabbing guards as you make your grand escape
>Whaddaya know, 200$ in his wallet.
>You finally pay rent.

That's the simplest way I see this going for you OP.