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treat edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Real-time market news:

Educational sites:

Free in depth technical analysis charts:

Premarket Data:
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Earnings Report Calendars:

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Previously on /SMG/: >>13276981

>> No.13280805



>> No.13280809

YVR max gains incoming

>> No.13280819

Roth or both?

>> No.13280820
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I bought 100 shares without even looking up what the company does. You better not be up to any funny business ya hear

>> No.13280830

you are capped to $6,000 a year from 2019 onwards in IRAs combined, Roth or Traditional depends on your own personal life, income, and future income

>> No.13280844


What this mean for my urinamiun

>> No.13280855


i listened to the plug shill and i made a few pennies

i shilled ntgn look at it now its another plug

i shilled yvr last month i made 25% and bought into the dip. im not always right but when im right im right

>> No.13280863

If Bibi wins re-election we're going all the way up to SPY $420

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try alta dena
its good

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now let me shill you APDN at market open tomorrow please thx.

>> No.13280880

Oh fuck how did I not know this. I've only been 100% Roth for years but started a traditional IRA this year. What do?

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You guys think Apple will hit $202.5 by friday

>> No.13280896

im done with pennies

i already got shilled sn im not falling for that bs again

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>> No.13280963

it should have a bull cloud break tomorrow on daily candles & is oversold, check it out. Their technology is honestly pretty cool; the stock is at the point where it will reverse or plummet into oblivion. Needs to hit 1 buckaroo soon or be delisted.

>> No.13280973

instead of SN, try SNA. You can buy and hold it for basically forever

>> No.13280986


im down piecing into yvr every penny i got

this is a make it or break it for me folks

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>> No.13281039

Thousands of dollars lost on options today, fucking Trump. Fucking AAPL.

Why did every single financial news network release positive sentiment AAPL news within the same hour, obviously in what would result in a sell signal?

>> No.13281069

It's a glitch in the matrix, it only happens when they change something. Correction complete. We're going to the moon tomorrow.

>> No.13281078

Thank goodness i sold before it dipped

>> No.13281088

We're headed down without a catalyst. Idk if fed minutes will do anything.
Buy china and telecoms right now. Stayed green all day.
AAPL getting fucked threw a wrench in things too.

>> No.13281100

I bought the fucking spike. I made so much on AAPL last week and I expected it to continue but forgot to get calls Friday, When it took off yesterday I fomo'd hard and tried to hedge my SPY call losses this morning on it.
Got double fucked after buying the biotech index which random dropped 3 pts right at eod.

>> No.13281126

AAPL could just be a short dip, could go up tomorrow

>> No.13281134

Trump will eventually be impeached for insider trading screencap this.
Bet Jared bought 30 million in puts yesterday.

>> No.13281148

Chart doesn't look like that to me, no increase until everyone's friday calls reach max pain. But I hope you're correct.

>> No.13281200

Even if he did tell him to buy puts, it would be perfectly legal.

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>hmm should I buy in?
>nah, I’ll buy it $30 higher when it starts to sell off
I need to get gud

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Whose the best tripfag to listen to here?

>> No.13281251


listen to Baggie so that you can post epic screencaps of 500% gains in one day and lose all your money long term

>> No.13281256

profit (except for the TLT blunder) or nikkei (except for the FNGU snafu)

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LCI is now 74% short and yet turning the corner. Get in. Lciguy was right. We're mooning.

>> No.13281269

Yang says 30% of malls close in the next 4 years.

Are we sure Pintrest is a bad investment? What’re all those retail employees and mall shoppers going to do then?

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How short of a game are you guys playing? AAPL is up over 3% over the last 7 days.

>> No.13281284

>The Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act (Pub.L. 112–105, S. 2038, 126 Stat. 291, enacted April 4, 2012) is an Act of Congress designed to combat insider trading. It was signed into law by President Barack Obama on April 4, 2012. The bill prohibits the use of non-public information for private profit, including insider trading by members of Congress and other government employees. It confirms changes to the Commodity Exchange Act, specifies reporting intervals for financial transactions.

>> No.13281293

to answer your question, you shouldn't let other people make your financial decisions for you and it's entirely your fault if you buy something a tripfag shills without doing your own DD on it and lose money

>> No.13281298

Next two weeks. I shoulda bought long atm but I panicked and screwed up.

>> No.13281316
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I listen to big boy Cramer.

>> No.13281344

>He told people to buy apple today

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the Summer of FNGU will return when the golden bull starts

>> No.13281362

short gold long oil

>> No.13281376

No way!

I caught a minute of him outlining the case for the bear market, which he “does not believe”

I’m worried. The cheerleader is hinting hard times are gonna come.

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Who are these KIKES and why are they constantly spamming the news articles for nio

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Buy the Dip now before you miss out! He's at under $9.50 per share atm. When people wake up that this is just a scare tactic put out by those who didn't listen to the earning report fully that stock price will be a climbing again.

>> No.13281454

>electric sears

>> No.13281507

People who lose a shitton for listening to other people sue them to get it back. It's honestly nothing to be concerned about the lawsuits almost never see the light of day

t. in a NIO lawsuit

>> No.13281817


Maybe. Tim Apple has gone up quite a bit lately though. It can drop back down to the 200 day sma without breaking trend. RSI is still overbought.

>> No.13282031

What is ES doing, I'm too lazy to get off the couch.

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Oh wait I forgot I got a TV in front of me.

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literally nothing for 2 weeks

>> No.13282082

they call it the golden bull run

>> No.13282108

you also have a phone that you can look up what ES is doing on

>> No.13282116

if your wanting to spend more money annually in retirement than you currently are, use ROTH

if the reverse, go traditional

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I think I figured out where you got your typing style from

>> No.13282259

The more I look at it the more bullish it becomes. Can't find anything on the 5 year where it ever hits that kind of candle and goes down, found a bunch where it goes up thougn

>> No.13282270

Fuck the Chinese are having a bond auction today, that's why we saw so many shekels leaving the SPY. What will this mean for the US yields...

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>mfw if going long in this market actually pays out

>> No.13282317

>that's why we saw so many shekels leaving the SPY
Doubt it, people have been waiting to take profits for days, EU trade war twitshitting seemed like an appropriate sell signal. Rally hasn't really been driven by the hedgies anyways

>> No.13282429

>Boeing shareholders suing
I wonder if they appreciate the irony that they end up making their shares worth less and the only people who will get any money is the class action lawyers.

>> No.13282458

are the jew elections a market catalyst or is that just memeing?

>> No.13282505

Oh fuck it's all over, just sell everything.

>> No.13282545

R9KGirl, unironically, but she dead

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>he didn't liquidate into 100% cash after sentiment shifted bearish overnight and EU trade war was announced

I seriously hope nobody on /smg/ is this stupid right? You're all holding cash now... right??? This is just the beginning. You're going to wish you sold once we break through December lows. EU is so much bigger than China. This trade war will make China look like nothing.

>> No.13282588

AMZN AAPL and FB all need to start pulling their weight again.

>> No.13282599

>EU is so much bigger than China.
China is about a trillion dollars bigger

>> No.13282612
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Is S&P500 index a good retirement plan if I know noting about stock trading and don't plan to ever learn about it?

My finance teacher in college told us, unless you're an expert stock analyst, just invest in index funds. Was she right?

>> No.13282620

She has gross knees

>> No.13282631

VTI or VOO, doesnt matter, just buy it 100% and never sell until you are about a decade from retirement, then you can look into owning boomer bonds

>> No.13282638


I think it's just the angle anon.

Also I think you are gay. I never even noticed the knees before.

>> No.13282639

If you went back in time to 1950, probably.

>> No.13282640

your teacher was a coward
but he's right

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>> No.13282647


Right now all my money is in VFIAX.

What is the difference between that and the ones you mentioned?

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That would work, but I personally think a total stock market index fund would be better (tracks the entire stock market, rather than just the SP500)
Make sure you put your money in bonds as you get close to retirement
If the market just coincidentally happens to crash right before retirement, you'll lose a lot of your money if it's in a stock market index fund
If it's in bonds, though, your retirement savings won't be affected by a economic downturn
If you're not close to retirement and the market crashes, then just buy more at a lower price (this is called dollar cost averaging)

>> No.13282665

>trusting commie economic data

seriously dude? Hit up the board again once you finish econ 101.

>> No.13282676

Yeah dude china is totally just farmland. You should short the Shanghai Composite. You'll definitely make it!

>> No.13282678

The Chinks and the 4th Reich want to try to take on the 2 time back2back world war champions in a clash of currencies. Fucking bring it. We won't buy your shit and you'll just starve your people.

>> No.13282705

Is that her? If so I'd go all in and never pull any thing out

>> No.13282709

>know noting about stock trading and don't plan to ever learn about it
>a good retirement plan
Fucking useless ignorant boomer, you aren't going to be doing jack shit with your spare time and you've already made it so you have maximum leverage to learn the basics of how trading works. Even if you go into some cuck index fund you'll still be learning 90% of the shit you need to know for actual trading

>> No.13282716

The chinks are the all time champions of Earth, its only been since we got em hooked on that dank opium that they've hit a slump.

>> No.13282740


Nigger I am 29 and investing for the first time in my life.

My interest is in running my own business but once I make money with my business, I know I have to invest it in something because inflation will eat it up if I don't.

I spend enough time working I don't want a part time job trading stocks as well. I just want a "set it and forget it" strategy that will pay off in 40 years when I retire.

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>Nigger I am 29 and investing for the first time in my life.

I'm a 20 year old college student
Statistically, buying and hodling index funds tends to work out best for most people in the long term, but trading really isn't that hard to learn and doesn't have to take up a ton of time
I do it as a hobby

>> No.13282754

Were going to break Shkreli out and develop super Fentanyl distribute it to the Chinese through Hong Kong, as for Europe we'll just step back and watch them kill each other like they've done once every 100 years throughout recorded history.

>> No.13282766

I actually have the crackpot fantasy that all the fentanyl coming from china is a sinister government dark op to recreate the conditions of the opium wars but reversed.

>> No.13282771

I honestly didn’t even realize there was another trade war against the eu.

>> No.13282810

Crackpot fantasy? That's literally what it is + money for arms manufacturing

>> No.13282839

>I do it as a hobby

But what kind of returns are you seeing?

>> No.13282858

VFIAX is the SP500 in Vanguard Mutual Fund form, its based. Continue to own that or VTSAX, only different is VTSAX adds in the bottom 20% or so of the US market, aka small cap companies, while VFIAX is obviously just the top 500

they both produce the same returns

>> No.13282885

What about Roth on top of a TSP?

>> No.13282910
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Been sideways overall since I've mostly just been hodling GALT, though I have made other trades with varying success (WTR, VTGN, VSTM)
I'm holding GALT because I think it'll pay off quite a bit in the long term, tho

I started on June 21st 2018, and I am beating the market over that time period
ATH of 1548.19 (+40.74%), ATL of 938.77 (-14.66%)

>> No.13282985

Futures are green again, trade war peace talks underway. Just buy everything.

>> No.13283017

You spend all this time in these threads for a 1.5k account?

>> No.13283121

Oh my god its the golden bull

id say buy deans but its already pumped beyond reason after hours

>> No.13283141

Any britfags use Share Center?

>> No.13283144

Yep, because I enjoy it

>> No.13283151

Bibi is claiming victory in Israel. We are going straight to the moon.

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I can’t tell if this effects my shares, I am bought through otc markets, still don’t fully get how otc works.

>> No.13283180

Its probably time to buy AMD again
>when the market steals 2000 dollars from you on a whim
I cant even fix my mistake because I didn't make one and my predictions from last week are holding. If anything I need to hedge better but I can't now that I'm 2-3 grand poorer in my options gambling fund.
Fuck financial news websites for calling attention to the streak and fuck trump for shitposting at 6:45am.

>> No.13283184

both are

>> No.13283187


Dilution. I don't know the answer on OTC question.

>> No.13283207

Isn't that the thing the space marines fracked the blue people's land for?

>> No.13283211

Dilution means shares are suddenly worth less and I just lost money?

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Is it feasible to start trading with 5k?
I just started getting interested and reading on finance.
I have invested on some real state and it has payed off, but I'd like to try out this trading business.
I do have time to watch the market and read.

>> No.13283230


Eventually yes but that won't be until the private placement has closed. However, people tend to sell when releases about dilution come out. It's not good news.

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>> No.13283242

You just have to catch 3 10 times pumps on the options market in a row and you'll have 5 million.

>> No.13283246

>+0.01% green after a -0.60% day

Are you serious bro??

>> No.13283248

>Is it feasible to start trading with 5k?

nope, not possible
cannot physically be done, your broker won't let you

see >>13282910


>> No.13283280

Probably best to play biotechy options for that kind of pumpage, now that we're back to pre-december levels. If I'd gotten into options in January instead of March I'd be rich right now. Any long option would be at 500% by now.

>> No.13283293

NRG/NRGOF anon here to talk a bit more about my favorite company.

Share price has increased considerably in the past few days, but buying now MIGHT not be FOMOing just yet. Here's why.

In the past, Newrange used a drill technique called "Reverse Circulation" (RC) for all its drilling. It's actually a very interesting technique but I won't go into detail. However, because the type of rock being drilled through was quite fractured, it's now believed gold grades for holes were being UNDER-reported due to the RC blowing gold grains into the fractured rock and not into the samples.

Newrange recently got a new CEO and I'm pretty sure he's the one that suggested trying the traditional diamond drilling as opposed to RC. Newrange went and twinned 3 of their previous RC holes in December. One of them was reported in a news release dated Jan. 28, 2019. The average grade for the RC hole was 0.424 g/t, and the average for the twinned diamond drill hole (that was only two meters away) was 1.129 g/t. That's 2.5x higher which is fucking nuts, and could mean that all of Newrange's drill holes are under-reporting by around that much.

But that single hole could be a fluke. The other two twinned holes have yet to be reported, but people generally seem to think news about them will come out either this week or within this month. IF both other twinned holes tell the same story as the first one, it's a reasonable assumption that the share price will experience another decent move upward.

I will also mention that Newrange is, at this point, fairly low on cash. They will need to raise money at some point soon. Hopefully they'll be smart and wait until after the (hopefully positive) drill results before they raise money, to minimize dilution.

At the end of the day, this is still a very speculative penny stock. I have heaps of faith in it but I could end up being wrong. Buy at your own risk and hopefully we can meet up in our golden lambos one day.

>> No.13283301

If you bought like 10 soxl contracts when it was around 90 you'd have 50x'd them by now

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>> No.13283340

If you'd bought 1000 .05 calls for april 18th at 140 when SOXL was at its low you'd have spent 5000 dollars and have contracts worth 2,000,000 dollars.

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>> No.13283350

Yeah but if you had purchased them when volatility was high like in January you'd have to shell out more on the premium. I think that roughly when volatility is increasing like it did yesterday is when you want to be in long option positions then once volatility is at it's second peak you can just start selling the shit again through like condors or spreads. Less risk than just going straight yolo on it.

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I wonder what this could mean

>> No.13283372

Premium would've been marginal though compared to gain. Perfect time to buy long calls was during that one entire week we had in Feb that was read.

>> No.13283417

In hindsight sure, but who was there to tell you yesterday's news 3 months ago.

>> No.13283420

Do you all really think the key movers of the stock market make decisions based on expiration of puts and so forth, or is that a meme?

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you just got to make a dollar per day thats 250 per year

>> No.13283430

I shoulda listened to that time traveler instead of killing him and stealing his iPhoneXII

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>Everyone on CNBC saying we’re due for a pullback
>fuckkng Cramer giving 10 reasons we might be in for a pullback, but loljk I don’t think we will be pulling back! (But now I can say I warned you if we do)
>reason 10, if we pull back before earnings season disappoints, it’s a good thing so prices don’t plummet!
>trade war shifting attention from China to Europe, possibly because Chinese trade talks breaking down?

>apparently S&P oscillator hit 6, bear lands

>I inexplicably bought in hard today

Positive indicators:
Ratsu says hold your ground?

I think I’m gonna dump at open, 50%. I’ll eat the cost of all the brokerage fees and those slight losses for buying in too high. I think I’m too spooked. Scared money may not lose money, but sitting through a pullback without enough cash sucks.

Fuck. Thanks. Guess I’m dumping. Small profit if it doesn’t get crushed by the news.

>> No.13283449

I mean, if high volume traders are writing high quantities of calls and puts, there's incentive to manipulate a stock so that they expire worthless. Options premiums generate billions.

>> No.13283465

CNBC is a garden of idiots. "Wow we've had the longest streak in over 1.5 years, we're due for a pullback" is just about the most obvious thing a person can say.

>> No.13283487

I want a Trump supporter's caricature of a democrat to win the next election.
Nothing would be better for my bottom line than a corrupt wall street globalist slave.
Too bad they don't exist.

>> No.13283517

Yes yes, Cramer is a pleb and cable news is for looking pretty and sounding interesting.

But they tend to echo and reinforce market sentiment. And I believe Cramer actually IS well connected. People want him to speak highly of them, so they may give him the dirt. His role is basically to be a permabull, so when he starts to show any reluctance—he buried the lead that he was switching his fund from buy to hold/trim—I think you should take notice.

But yeah you can’t just follow their advice. One of those idiots talked me out of buying Disney at 94.

>> No.13283525

>tfw it’s 1980s trump

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Cramer is entertaining af tho

>> No.13283556

Your homosex furry content belongs elsewhere.

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hi its me, your friend the Nikkei, creator of hit Anime ratsuchan. Here to let you know Cramer is always right
The spx already hit 2899, my target for april was 2900, thats close enough. 3000 is for august max. Just hold your margin and if you want to buy get some PAG. this is a good stock.

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i have about 3-4k in my fun account at any time. for me at least i noticed that having more than about $200 into a position starts to cloud my judgement
maybe i just don't have the balls to be a trader

>> No.13283631

Don't make me bust out my sfw yaoi collection

>> No.13283670



seriously fuckers. I’m getting spooked.

>> No.13283679

Cramer is a based hero. Remember his 2007 rant about the federal reserve?

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just imagine.. if you do enough coke and rub the right shoulders when going out to get drunk.. you could some day take cramers place when he retires.. someone will have to do the job.. why not you?

>> No.13283845
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>But doctor
>i AM Cramer!

>> No.13283855

boys tomorrow better be a green day

yvr better star moving tiring of accumulating it

i want to move on already

>> No.13283892

surely the long term play is to buy up the 3x ETFs on any 5% underlying index dip, and otherwise buy index funds right

get a cheapie price aka 15% off on TQQQ but still maintain your based total market fund portfolio

>> No.13283935

NO ONE in smg is saying sell, and NO ONE is saying tvix, uvxy, or vix options?

This really concerns me, seems like irrational exuberance or something.

Am I forgetting something? Oh right, we get fed minutes tomorrow morning? Is there a reason to expect we’d rally off of it?

>> No.13283979

Anybody buy boeing today?

>> No.13283980

bcos i cannot spit tradespiel like an autist or remember obscure data points?

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these two chucklefucks are being appointed to the FED

so I'm short

>> No.13284012

What happened to GE

>> No.13284054
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>> No.13284084


Buy spy puts at open?
I don’t into options.

>> No.13284123

What happened to waste management?

>> No.13284218
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>spy drops .55% by end of trading on Monday
This seems like not a terrible bet? And I can sell it after fed minutes come out if people start selling off and it increases in value?

>> No.13284372

If you don't know much about options stay away

>> No.13284562

Sounds like good advice.

I wish their were penny options I could play around with. Do paper trading games have options?

>> No.13284659

>made good gains in 2018
>strategy stopped working last quarter
>restricted on RH after selloff from mental breakdown
>can't touch options at all until May 31
>lost interest in all of my hobbies
>paper trading in my spare time to test new retard strat that probably will stop working once PDT restrictions lift
w-wish me luck

>> No.13284715


Didn't know RH restricted that severely just for selling your own stocks. Seems odd.

Breakdowns happen.
Fall 7 times, rise up 8.

>> No.13284769
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>mfw checking CVM today after bagholding for years
And you guys told me to get out

>> No.13284840

90 days is the standard PDT restriction

>Breakdowns happen.
it's a good way to lose money though. 80% of my losses came from me making the same mistake over and over again and i don't know if i'm not autistic enough to control myself

>> No.13284852

What are the best ways to generate fixed income?
I heard that municipal bonds are good as they are tax free.

>> No.13284985

which drug is getting legalized next after we finish with weed and how do i invest in it

>> No.13285435

Pretty sure that guy gets up at like 3 AM. He might be a boomer permabull plant, but he genuinely has turboautist superpowers when it comes to following the market's moves. CNBC as a whole is 0% useful for predicting future market moves, but sometimes does an at least passable job of market commentary after the fact. When they're not talking politics, anyway.

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All in UVXY

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>> No.13285646

They should legalize cocaine but the hippies will push for shrooms and LSD.

>> No.13285692
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>down 2 dollars premarket
Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Is apple crypto now?

>> No.13285712

I think I caught measles.

>> No.13285714

AAPL is actually the world's best indicator for another drop

>> No.13285723

Your smugness is a good indicator of when GALT gets BO....
Still haven't bought.

>> No.13285766

Think it’s reaction to a reuters article about mobile phone sales being down in China 6%

The fact that the market had adopted Chinese mobile phone sales as a sell signal for apple is absolutely retarded. The whole switch to a subscription model and credit card business was to compensate against dwindling sales.
It’s really too far before earnings for apple to drop this much, if it combines forces with the pre-earnings sell off buying so May calls right before er could be really profitable. Tim Apple isn’t a fool and knows what a bad ER would do to the stock after the last one.

>> No.13285789

high cpi number, good or bad?

>> No.13285795

I don't see why everybody is so bullish on Tim Apple's company. Didn't that Bagholder Buffet just fill up some bags on that shit? I expect at least a 30% drop in market capital by the end of the year.

>> No.13285815

Nvm HSBC downgraded it (but raised the price target)
Market manipulation hella stank

>> No.13285852

Any leads on companies that have shares less than 10 bucks?
I got 100 to play with.

>> No.13285936
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The entire US market feels like a balancing act. The EU is going to drag us into the gutter with them.

>> No.13285938

TYHT is a really epic meme if you want to lose all your money

>> No.13285947

I think we will still pump at start thanks to futures, atleast looks like it in commodity markets.

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I was so excited to leave my cash into MINT, but now I'm spooked

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ECB left rates unchanged (nothing surprising)



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>> No.13286218

AVGR rising

>> No.13286232
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When you bought AVGR a month ago and took your hit, but, looks like the Algo may have found it today.

>> No.13286262

Sell PM. But JAGX rn

>> No.13286338

>thinking to unload 5% of my cash on LEVI when the stock price is stable
>yeld curve inverted the day after the company becomes public
>price becomes interesting
>discipline, don't buy
>LEVI skyrockets 10%

>> No.13286353

Jamie Dimon about to run circles around this House Committee

>> No.13286397

What are the odds this China deal doesn’t happen?

Assuming it does happen, what are the odds it doesn’t come before this nightmare earnings season?

>> No.13286446

you are always losing money by not investing perfectly
but no one invests perfectly

>> No.13286456

I invest perfectly, but 99% of what I do isn't investing, it's just gambling.

>> No.13286468

Then you aren't investing perfectly. Investing perfectly involves all available funds.

>> No.13286473

Do I buy in at open ?

>> No.13286490

Investing in one's own peace of mind is by far the best investment of all.

>> No.13286495


t. stupid money

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>> No.13286509

It's up quite a bit pre-market. They got FDA clearance.

>> No.13286518

Who else is going to short the fuck out of the next Crude bump?

>> No.13286522

Yeah that's why i'm asking might be a spike

>> No.13286524


If you want to gamble, have the extra cash to cover the gamble and make sure you establish a stop loss in case it dives.

If you do, make sure you cover yourself.

>> No.13286525

imagine if we were all-knowing gods and knew the optimal sequence of buying and selling, riding all the biggest pumps and dumps in a flawless and unbroken order... I can only dream to fly that close to the sun.
Funny thing is that the markets would be a flat line with zero volatility if everyone were all-knowing. Ignorance is opportunity.


>> No.13286538

well it's your call desu, I'm in with 10% of my portfolio fwiw

>> No.13286541




If you're really worried then buy with half. See what do. Bail, DCA or buy more.

>> No.13286548
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>Futures crashing just before open

>> No.13286550

S&P 500 ends the day at 2900 to trap the bear. Buy early and buy often.

>> No.13286592

Based pro-bank protestors sabotaging the Dem circus

>> No.13286625

convince me not to toss a couple yang at DF right the fuck now

just try and convince me
or maybe just one Yang of OTM calls

gonna make the cows come home
get that MILK

>> No.13286637

Because you've only got like 40 minutes to throw a couple yang at USO puts.

>> No.13286645

Every chart from 5y to 1d shows a massive divebomb. Don't go against the trend

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>> No.13286680

Alright fuckos, I’m praying for one more RIP before we DIP.

I am retarded and bought the spike.

please give tim your strength.

>> No.13286686

Tim Apple is a fraud, he's real name is Tim "Chef of the Books" Cook

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tfw you accidently bought USO calls instead of puts and have to eat the fucking spread.

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>up to where I was on close Monday
This market is fucking gay.

>> No.13286711

hold on to those calls, we are gonna dubbletop

>> No.13286717

I don't see the point betting against oil here
what are you getting $14 Friday puts? or the spicy 13's?
tempting just to play it buy not for me
tell you what oil won't move. Sits like a rock at 64.50, that's my call

>> No.13286727

something more in the middle, like the $13,50s, we're going to dump them at noon for a cool 50% profit.

>> No.13286731


Oil is going nowhere but up, retards. $80/bbl WTI by August.

>> No.13286733

I think it will rise while indexes fall, which is why it will go up today when indexes rise. Also baggie is GOAT

>> No.13286744
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>the current state of cryptofags.

>> No.13286749


we're not talking about long term, we're talking about today
will it move enough to make a play
I say no, no big surprise draw or build, no big movement

you know oil prices and indexes correlate, daily monthly etc.? Sometimes they move apart, but if you don't have any reason to expect that today, the index movement prob won't matter. just the news

>> No.13286752

lol, nobody uses oil anymore. they've started banning plastic forks and bags, you can't even get a fucking straw anymore.

>> No.13286755

china wants to fill their bags that's all.

>> No.13286759
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Put your money where your mouth is Bucko, I tell you what if you want to long, you'll have a better price by noon.

>> No.13286779

I wouldn't bet against the prevailing wind on a day trade even, but that's just me I guess.
You're right on a 20 year timescale most likely.

>> No.13286800

I went long with $8k in January and February.

>> No.13286807

what are we shorting today bros?

>> No.13286811


>> No.13286816

neutral today
big news later

just chill let the good things come to you

>> No.13286838

Holy shit Maxine Waters getting shit done. If she were in charge of Brexit this wouldn't be taking so damn long.

On the other hand, this blonde lady just made it clear that I could invest in Remington by investing in JPM. Silly lady.

>> No.13286859

YVR strong buy

>> No.13286869

shes an annoying cunt anon

>> No.13286886

futures in the same spot as 5 hours ago
zzzzzzzzzz what a week

>> No.13286924

Pretty sure that's her job here, but maybe she's always like that.

This isn't china. Gov't can't just transparently dickride big business.

>> No.13286933

short gold long oil

>> No.13286936
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>Not investing in NAK before it shoots up 400% in the next few months.

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>> No.13286988

>few months

Were all going to die from global warming caused by cis white Male incels eating meat

YVR is a far better choice

>> No.13286989

So what say you muchachos, should I sell my calls on aplel for 205, take the loss and open up a new call?

>> No.13286993

So I bought in to LYFT at 76 recently about 500 shares and now this is happening how do I suethem? I only bought cause my friends from UCLA told me to...

>> No.13287019

Call uber and tell them to buy lyft out

>> No.13287026

What do you think LYFT will bottom out at?
I think we go to around 58.50 first, then it is sink or swim from there.
Obviously Uber and other IPOs have an effect

>> No.13287032

uber doesn't have the cash to buy that many bags.

make a ton of fake accounts and just get free rides and back bill them.

>> No.13287039

But anon, I did buy NAK and it's one of the most stubborn stocks in my portfolio.

>> No.13287049

LCI building a base..

>> No.13287068

If they really wanted to they could

Ubers biggest financier is softbank

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Now is the time to buy aapl, c'mon guys.

>> No.13287078
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>> No.13287088

whats the deal with this shady mining corporation, it has no production even

>> No.13287098
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So these are the stupid millennials that buy stupid shit cause they have a fat trust fund from mommy and daddy fucking lol you deserve to lose everything

>> No.13287101

cool shit post.

why not let it fall? a lot of big money got out of AAPL as soon as they stopped being so transparent with their iphone sells

>> No.13287103

Robinhood 5 year chart does not match tradingview 5 year chart for that stock. Any explanation, which one is correct?

>> No.13287107

Does Robinhood not factor the cost of the contract out for options when it displays your daily charts? I haven't even broke even yet it still shows me going up

>> No.13287114


Thanks, I try to live up to you guys

>> No.13287126

Why doesn't SQ move anymore

>> No.13287136

it will once bitcoin starts to bubble it up and they announce integration with possible shit coin transactions

>> No.13287141
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once you buy the contract you spend, say $50 cash and have an option worth $50. or whatever RH thinks the option is worth at the time based on the spread. So you shouldn't have sudden portfolio value movement until the option price moves.

should I buy SQ?

>> No.13287143

how do you know big money got out?
As much as I hate apple products, their products appeal to the braindead masses and will go up and hit its ATH.

>> No.13287182

nasdaq is a teacup impersonator

seems i was right this far tho>>13286733

>> No.13287190

I'm really liking PETS at these levels.. great stock to dollar cost average into right now imo.. any dip i'll be loading up.

Pretty sure it was a big deal few months back when they announced they won't be as transparent with their phone sells.. anyways.. AAPL is a trend.. a stagnant one..

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When is the announcement of the winner of the JEDI contract w/Pentagon?

It's between MSFT and AMZN. Holding MSFT calls 5/[email protected]

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Man is REFR ever gonna do anything? I'm bored. It's boring me.

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>> No.13287300
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I posted this last week. This pajeet shitter used to work for Amazon. Left in 2016. Went to work for pentagon. Was one of the few people to actually work on drafting the JEDI contract.

After JEDI was drafted he got an offer from Amazon to buy out his startup for an overpriced amount. Then was rehired at Amazon.

Orcale said fuck this is corrupt and went to court to file a lawsuit back in early fall last year. Everyone ignored and thought u mad bc bad. Orcale named the ex amazon Pajeet. Now the courts and FBI are investigating it and the contract for JEDI is on hold.

Pic related is the Amazon pajeet who was planted in the pentagon to rig the JEDI contract to favor Amazon

>> No.13287307

reported for announcing a filtering

>> No.13287317

I think this thread needs a theme


>> No.13287319

spicy eyy eff

>> No.13287322

LPTX about to present about something or other

Is he a Jedi? Are Jeffy B or Bill G a Jedi? What is all this about?

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>> No.13287355

>LPTX about to present
As in the next week or so, or as in the press conference is starting now?

>> No.13287376

It's at 12:50 eastern, so not quite yet.
It's just some the CEO/Pres/Chairman giving some 'hey everything is going well' pep-talk, not actually announcing anything

>> No.13287383

As a native new yorker I like this song, but I know you like it for other reasons.
Its been awhile since i've hit the ski slopes myself.

>> No.13287409

>We'll get back above $2 soon enough, everyone, just chill!
Gotcha, thanks.

>> No.13287416


no but really this is the thread theme


>> No.13287494

Man my stocks aren't feeling very well, they look kinda sick.

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>>latarbucks keeps hitting their 52 week high
>still cant decide whether to go in now or wait until it goes down

>> No.13287531

based for MSFT

>> No.13287534

>am of have already made profit trade & am just gonna spend rest of day in bathtub
Me gonna figure out what for lunch
Dunno any place in town that sell coconut crab

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So is anybody holding NVTA? I took my exit at 25.40,but it's still been going up. What's driving the price?

>> No.13287552

No trying be rude here but....
Thanks sucker kek

>> No.13287554

I just walked to the store to buy the bubbly jew at 8 o'clock on the morning and start drinking because of this post.

>> No.13287580
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>I just walked to the store to buy the bubbly jew
this post just made me want to quit drinking

>> No.13287588

so is this Boeing shit real bad or will it blow over? i bought some yesterday with the expectation this shit could either pop right back up to 400 or drop to 340 but be back at 400 sometime this year regardless. did i f it up or is BA going to be ok?

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I answered call and still holding. Selling is tempting but there's few more bucks left to squeeze maybe

>> No.13287632

Buy Gold

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is it even possible to make money with options? It seems so difficult.

>> No.13287663

Don't go for big swings; make a plan and keep to tight stops.

>> No.13287664

Now THAT is a plunge, LPTX!

>tfw set a limit buy for 1.85
>stock hits 1.85
>RH doesn’t buy it
This fuckkng app I swear on your mum.

>> No.13287680

about to have a rare 'big-boy' phone call for salary negotiation

possibility for big gains or missed gains
we'll see how it goes

been thinking about what I'm gonna say for the past couple days but I'm probably going to fuck it all up

>> No.13287707

I heard commercial airlines are not even 10% of BA's revenue because they're really mostly a defense contractor, but I'm not interested enough to verify that.

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Cheers, as long as you're not getting shitfaced you should be ok.
Pic related is what i was drinking last night.

>> No.13287744

So it won't show the price I paid into the contract until I sell the option? That's kind of irritating. Makes my daily gain look way better than it probably is since I haven't even broke even on these AMD calls yet

>> No.13287751

Short IPAs long craft ales.

>> No.13287769

Is 3F still only available in the Chicago area or can you get it wider now?
I've drank enough 3F, I get cheaper beer mostly.

It will show you how much the option is worth, not how much the current exercise PL would be
That's just how it is

>> No.13287774

Should I buy some RAD calls, they're only like .09

>> No.13287781

Ah gotcha. This is my first option, so I'm still green on the whole thing. Cheers fren

>> No.13287800

Good luck anon

>> No.13287830

How long will it take me to make any money at all?

>> No.13287831

High I.Q. poster - if I'm not mistaken this bodes well for MSFT?

>> No.13287859
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I'm not in chicago, I'm in NYC.
My go to local breweries are finback and otherhalf.
I love finbacks seasonal mango IPA they make during the summer.

>> No.13287866

He could call China a bunch of faggots and the markets would crash. Would that make it insider trading?

>> No.13287874

wait I'm stupid it isn't even 3F beer

>> No.13287921

It took me a year before I made any money. Lost a lost before that. Eventually you get a feel for how the contracts work, especially if you do the smart thing and learn how a particular stock trades first.

>> No.13287967

Holy shit this cucktard duffy

>Your bank is called bank of America, but you don't reflect the values of ALL of america? That's fucked up, you're the bank of COASTAL ELITES
>You should take ALL of America's moneys!
>Mr. Diamond? Mr. Diamond!


>> No.13288018

Obvious solution is to nationalize the evil bank. We did bail most out didn't we.

>> No.13288067

how this hasn't been a law before is beyond me

>> No.13288162

Fine, I'll buy the RAD calls.

>> No.13288176

Lyndon B honkson had to have his day in the sun

>> No.13288177



>> No.13288199
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>takes a fucking week to withdrawal money from RH

>> No.13288292

Did oil crash yet off the iea report?

>> No.13288313

You get what you pay for

>> No.13288486

I would old say even as you aproach retirment or even in retirment never have more then 5-10 years of expenses in bonds. So assuming retirment at age 60 assuming 30 year retirment.
Age 50 = 30 y stock 0 y bonds
51 = 29/1
52 = 28/2
59 = 21/9
60 = 20/10

Then in retirment you extract from stocks if the market is flat or going up. But if the market goes down yo have up to 10 years of bonds to extract from. Then when the market recovers you start rebuying those bonds ever year until you are back up to 10 years bonds (extracting from stocks 1y amount to live off and also moving 1 y amount to rebuy the bonds).

If you are willing or able to significantly cut living expenses during a recession you could go the 5y instead of 10 in bonds.

>> No.13288501

Man where's my monthly dip, I got a 5k bonus and want to buy some cheapies. It better not have been that nothing we got yesterday.

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I'm a newbie how's my start brehs? Been buying any cheapies that are dipping around -8% or more. Then setting them to autosell at +20% and checking routinely to manually sell if they're +5-10% depending on how long I've been sitting on them.

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