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>qt 3,14 new grill started working at local bakery
>slav waifu tier with awesome milkers (beep beep)
>gave me a free bun for my birthday
h-h-how should I try to impress this slavic princess biz? show her my bitcoin holdings or do you think shes more into traditional stocks?

>> No.13276498

women are not impressed by investment portfolios. they like cash in the bank.

>> No.13276518

>>13276457
show her your dick. (as long as it's not mutilated by jews of course)

>> No.13276529
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13276529

>>13276518
Im a cutfag and also very unimpressive cawk in general

>> No.13276575

>>13276457
How about you just talk to her

>> No.13276587

>impress slav woman
By being an abusive shitstain and forcing yourself on her basically.

>> No.13276596

>>13276575
what do I say though? her boobs are really distracting. is it a good idea to comment on her boobs?

>> No.13276604

>>13276529
ok, better keep i hidden for as long has possible. slavs or any european cringe and feel pshycological distress when seeing someon with a penis that's been partly amputated leaving the gland exposed so that it dries up and gets creatineated. Luckily there are some stretching excersices you can do to restore some of what they robbed you from

>> No.13276659

Show her you're kilbaca